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#328 - Chapter 1.
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🎙️ EPISODE #328 – Chapter 1.
The Bams are back… and somehow dismantling a kitchen to rescue a cat called Dexter isn’t even the biggest shambles of the week. 🐈😂
This week:
❓ The Quiz – kicking things off by finding out who actually knows their footballers… and who’s just guessing.
💬 Sma Chat – the important issues of the week. And by important, we obviously mean complete nonsense. Lads Visit Locos
🏆 Highland League – Can anyone catch Brora ?
🏴 SPL – Same Old...Dismal DonsRinse and Repeat ?
⚖️ EPL – City Sage continues. Carrick Out ? Should this season be void ?
🖕 W.O.W – somebody’s earned the title. Again.
☕ Mug of Truth – no hiding when the truth comes out.
⚽Fantasy Football - Whos the winners and losers.
🙌 Buy Me a Coffee Legends – a massive shoutout to the caffeine crew keeping the pod alive and the Bams talking absolute shite every week.
🎧 Unfiltered. Unpredictable. Usually Unnecessary.
The Bams are at it again. 🎙️🔥
#2BAMPOD #Episode328 #ScottishFootball #HighlandLeague #WOW #MugOfTruth #PodcastBanter
The Bams are at It !!
Just a little warning. This podcast does contain some good language. If you're easy to defend it, this is maybe not the podcast for you.
SPEAKER_01Elliot AL shortly SPL. I like the control.
SPEAKER_03Good evening, lads. Even oh Michael. Alright, good. Episode. Huh? You do sound good.
SPEAKER_00No, you do sound healthy at all.
SPEAKER_03Don't I? No.
SPEAKER_00COVID.
unknownNah.
SPEAKER_03Have you? Just a car. I took you a try to claim the case. Yeah, right, Carl. Covid. Then Fever L S I think.
SPEAKER_00Carl. Carl's just C E L. Well, is Covid's got mere letters.
SPEAKER_05Just isn't this C A-U-L-D. No. Is that Nicky how you spell Carl? Just C O L D.
SPEAKER_00Got a call. It's a cold. It's a cold. Cold. Aye. Carl. I've got a call.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_03So. Episode 328. Where there'd come from? Where there to go? That's uh five players this week, but it's where they go. Oh. Um sure. Mm-hmm. So I have picked my United teams between 2000 and 2003. So I've got five players for my United teams.
SPEAKER_002000 2003, so two seasons. All right.
SPEAKER_03So player one of uh Juan Sebastian Varone. Where did he leave my United to join? Number four is Louisa. Louisa. And last but not least, Andy Cool. So you got Juan Sebastian Varone, Diego Forlan, Rio Ferdinand, Louis Saha, and Andy Cool. Answers to the machine shared of you?
SPEAKER_07Shared Master?
SPEAKER_00I'm nearing the man, I think, Marcy. I think you've written already.
SPEAKER_03So number one, Juan Sebastian Varone. No River Plate? No, Chelsea. Oh, Diego Forlan.
SPEAKER_00Real Society.
SPEAKER_03Villarreal. Villarreal. I mean I've won. Three, Rio Ferdinand.
SPEAKER_00West Helm? Portsmouth.
SPEAKER_03QPR. Number four, Louis Saha.
SPEAKER_00Marseille.
SPEAKER_03Everton. Everton. And five, Andy Cole. Fool. Blackburn. Blackburn.
SPEAKER_00Zero.
SPEAKER_03Three. Well done. What are you don't go on with Donks in the here tonight? Oh, is he now? No, never noticed. Sarah Fanny. Um he's obviously in a wheel as well.
SPEAKER_05You boys are trucking on though, okay. You've still got you sound. Oh, just a lot of wheel and tail on the don't.
SPEAKER_00Ken a bit like donking. Just to shut me down. There's a title there.
SPEAKER_03You'll find out later on. So how does D and Abby fine? Oh good, Mike. If it'd been up to shed.
SPEAKER_00Probably exactly the same as you, Mike.
SPEAKER_03Well, we'll see if I do.
SPEAKER_00Friday night, usual poker. I think I finished seventh or eighth, I'm not sure. Come on. Something like that. Saturday, obviously, we was at the corporate thanks to McWilliam lip architects, Ross McWilliam and his crew. So was there we obviously Dunk Yourselves and Mars. Was there Ringo? I obviously Ross McWilliam. Tommy Wilson, Neil Gauld, Boehner, Beyner, Bunny, and Simon. Simon. That was good crack, good fun. Good fun. Fair day on a lash, like twist. I would consume some amount of alcoholic beverages.
SPEAKER_03Good second half.
SPEAKER_00Crack better better than first half, anyway. 100% better. Never got to border. So I was good, good fun, lot of good, lot of good stories, lot of good crack. Er fitba, first half logo's one-nil down. Fitbar wasn't that great, was it? No. That wasn't a very exciting attack.
SPEAKER_03There was no neah one tackle, really, was there?
SPEAKER_00Near tackle, there was no bite, there was no fucking derby. Second and third in the league was flat. Like really flat.
SPEAKER_03Half a flat. Well thing it wasn't a flat, it was a pitch again.
SPEAKER_00Even the standard of football is real.
SPEAKER_05First for second and second. You can see why Bro is gonna rump it.
SPEAKER_07Well, they're nine points clear of a game hand, and there's nobody gonna look near them.
SPEAKER_03I think Brock or Slap here, but it's real, but they just they catch an end.
SPEAKER_05It's just lacks a needle, Ken. Lacks a fucking tackle, lots of a bit of hatred. Ken I seen a striker up front, yap into centre half and I laugh with him, Ken. Never ever happened for Mike Blade. Ever.
SPEAKER_00No, it was discussing not discussing not, and I think Abdi Abdi was we was like, Ken, from what I played, you hated Abdi on the pitch. He was playing against afterwards, fine neighbor, final whistle, I think was forgotten about and for a beer. But then he was on our park, you met a five, you was playing against you did it was mortal enemy.
SPEAKER_05They can play fit back there, can't snow. No, no, it's just over day and this can you but uh a bit like uh like a folk at Allah and us would have said oh no or day, you boys wouldn't have fucking lived with us. But it's a completely different game.
SPEAKER_07It's just watched it, it's just technical, very technical, can very passes, but it's neither quality of pictures and I suppose for it's not good, it's entertainment value zero almost can but it's not just like to be fair, I've uh I've seen a lot of high in league, but used to go to Highland League and hopefully you got a waffee watching games like that, and you got a bit of honesty and a bit of passion, uh kind of a few tackles, but even it just could have just been bad luck again.
SPEAKER_05I was Tommy's holiday. Because seemingly last time Tommy watched him, he could sit up at it.
SPEAKER_04Trying to press further and laugh some great stories though, for it.
SPEAKER_00It was a good crack, it was a good crack. Uh Sunday morning was up just a half seven or six o'clock. Breakfast, and then I had uh I was alright, Flat Bastard on Sunday, by the way. Didn't I get fucking Patterson to go do mark doing the Milanos?
SPEAKER_05Alright.
SPEAKER_00So that was fine. Chips and cheese, ham. You get dropped off at Chipper? Aye.
SPEAKER_05Aye.
SPEAKER_00Uh you was already dropped off by I didn't get an option. No.
SPEAKER_05Just as we know where I'm gonna be. I don't mind much about it. Do you know? No.
SPEAKER_07Was it yab and all right? I don't mind fuck all about said or not, do you mind leaving logos? I I just just shit took us up a long way.
SPEAKER_00I took a long way even though I said fresh off.
SPEAKER_05And he's still knocking his uh commercial.
SPEAKER_00Just fine, and I realised you boys need to have a wee bit of break after drink.
SPEAKER_05But I like here to be honest.
SPEAKER_00Took you a long way, freshen up, get a blood pump.
SPEAKER_05That meant much about the commercial, like was it busy in here?
SPEAKER_00Was it you some folk for your work was there? Was it was this for your work? Yeah, that was good crack. Sunday eye show up, tea and toast in the morning, doing the Murder Collins for a breakfast bap. Oh wow, and then a couple of sandwiches for dinner, and then a full big bag at what's it's kind of the heart the crusty like knack knacks, they're fine, they're fine, are they? They're good eye. So I turned a full bag out, and then Marcy's sent through the picture of him at Marcade's, showed Lisa his look. She was like Supper. So I went up to uh Marcade's for supper, broch, broch, big arch and a wheat chaser with uh uh Nuggets, no little chicken burgers.
SPEAKER_03Oh chicken meal, having meal chicken fine, wheat fries that's a hood I eat man.
SPEAKER_05I always have stopped because that's fucking bitch.
SPEAKER_00Big arch is something else and then him watched the watch the first half of the Raiders in two minutes of the second half and then switched half. Well, we was three we were two scores doing at half time, and then they got possession first in the second half, and scored about possession. I was like, oh we're not we're not coming back for that. You didn't go any better. Nah, we got tartan both sides of the bar, we got well beaten Sunday. So good team for Peter's. Well the Super Bowl uh finalists for last year, so um I was hoping a a bit of a better show, but they they schooled us in both sides of the bar, so which was fine.
SPEAKER_05Still three and two, though no disaster.
SPEAKER_00No, so we've bells this weekend.
SPEAKER_05Oh, yeah, three and three and they won an overtime, didn't I?
SPEAKER_00Aye, but uh it's allegiance, so maybe get a chunky. Er so I was switched on the red zone, watched the red zone, and then bed it I was half working one day as well. I've got days to use. Okay, so I'm just fucking a few long weekends to the end of the year. So at least I was working Can you sell your holders?
SPEAKER_05Can you sell your holders? No. No, no, no, no, but I believe in that. Your holders are rare for a reason. Aye, but you you haven't got the option to do that if you wanted to do it. No. You can do that bar, it's like you should be allowed to do that.
SPEAKER_00Your holidays are rare for your well-being. Well being something you'd be said to be. Should be made to talk about I saw just dosed about Monday if it's in Monday. Should you be made to retire? No, that's totally on your cell, I think.
SPEAKER_05Is that kind of the same idea, Yenke?
SPEAKER_00Same idea. Should you maybe have to be made to work less hours after retirement age, maybe? Because some folk retire, but uh did not retire because that's the only thing maybe keeping them going.
SPEAKER_03Ah you see a lot of folk that retire then afterwards in the grave.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Is that a cliche or is that true?
SPEAKER_00It feels it feels a bit true.
SPEAKER_05It does feel true, but it's probably a cliche. Heaps of folk retire and kid and they're fine till they're mid-80s.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_05But uh if that'd be the argument if uh the dad retire, there's can they're tucking up a job that a youngster could be coming in again.
SPEAKER_00There is that argument to be hard, but sometimes you can't have my experience either, can you?
SPEAKER_07Oh, that's true. Depends if the job it is. Uh I don't I doubt I would retire at 60. Aye.
SPEAKER_05That's my goal.
SPEAKER_07Sixty.
SPEAKER_05Aye. Hopefully. Good question. See the world. Maybe tuck up golf. Balls! Balls! Balls, we just figured balls.
SPEAKER_00I'm open to suggestions.
SPEAKER_05Hopefully I'll still be able to do a bit of biking and just enjoy uh can I say I would like to retire and live some life on Ephra. See you the rest of my days. That's what I would like to do.
SPEAKER_07Cornwall. Fuck that. Far better climate do now.
SPEAKER_00I've never got a Cornwall.
SPEAKER_05No. Nah. Not England.
SPEAKER_00It's not an arrow road to do now. Is it? Ah, it's too busy. South of France. Midland anyway.
unknownLogic.
SPEAKER_00Ne folk. Nah, hang just me and a wife.
SPEAKER_03Just standing your gear and wife runs on just a visit you once a year.
SPEAKER_05And he pisses you off.
SPEAKER_00Pisses you off. I've just got to stand and just look outside.
SPEAKER_05In my pants. My pants do nest in there. In their fucking listening to music.
SPEAKER_00Like just on it on a grass. In your hammock. My hammock, tuck my hammock, move up.
SPEAKER_05Tuck up smoking.
SPEAKER_06Cigar. Pipe. A pipe.
SPEAKER_00Nah, I wouldn't go with pipe. I don't like the smell of the pipe. I like the smell of the smell of a pipe. Grand all my Al Grand A Fraser. I used to hit the pipe.
SPEAKER_05Fucking stinky hoose, man. Oh, I love the smell. I love the smell of a pipe.
SPEAKER_00So no, I'd hate cigars.
SPEAKER_05Cigars.
SPEAKER_00Cigars and coffee, Ken.
SPEAKER_05Aye.
SPEAKER_00Just walk about the garden.
SPEAKER_07A big cigar, just a little biggins. A big inside. Like a Cuban's like. Aye. See we a big Cuban a place of reed wine.
SPEAKER_00Aye.
SPEAKER_03A cheese board. Cheese board.
SPEAKER_00Shuttery. Charmeau. I can see myself now in my life fronts.
SPEAKER_03Would you have a big place or just a zit?
SPEAKER_05See, I just went to a tiny wee house. Just when their kids are gone.
SPEAKER_00One bedroom so the car visit.
SPEAKER_05If they visit the car bite.
SPEAKER_00Car bite, so they have to bite somewhere else.
SPEAKER_05It's easy to keep, can I miss like our first house Nardin Row? That's my favourite house. Is it? Just one bedroom, what one fucking bathroom, a living room and a kitchen. Easy. So easy kept, can't like my hoof my first.
SPEAKER_00It's one bedroom.
SPEAKER_05Magic. If I need a utility room and that shit.
SPEAKER_00The bigger nah.
SPEAKER_06The bigger thing you do, but you didn't need a bigger hoose mere shite you've got.
SPEAKER_00Exactly. Ken, if I was to do inside new, what a lot of shit would go to school.
SPEAKER_03Aye. A good s you had good booter.
SPEAKER_00In fact, I would just sell hoose ourses. Ah no. Wouldn't it talk nah we made? Aye. Not a thing. Just leach anything. Wouldn't it tell me the boot as a cat doing the back of here? No, I would just sell sell us scene. Sell a scene. You're getting ah hanging as hoose. Aye. TV's a lot. TVs he'll shoot much. Aye. Clies even maybe in the wardrobes.
SPEAKER_03I've seen a few comments with a picture put up on Saturday on Facebook.
SPEAKER_00Oh, sneaky pictures again, Mike. Sneaky dog. Sneaky pictures. Sneaky pictures. Didn't tell me that.
SPEAKER_03No, she has got a shirt resembling a weatherspoon's plate.
SPEAKER_00I'm not surprised. It's a fucking nice shirt. See, folk you stick about your gear that you wear. They're just jealous because the car carried it off.
SPEAKER_05True.
SPEAKER_00Just jealous.
SPEAKER_05It's just funny, isn't it? Stuck in the piss of folks' gear. Of course it is. Funny. You do open yourself up that for time to time, do you? Quite a lot of time. You never put on something plain that it's impossible to rip. Plain's boring. It is boring, eh? Just have a bit of fun.
SPEAKER_00So it was Monday, sorry. Fucked about, got my bike ready for winter, which I'll probably want to see the light of day. And then I did something else on Monday. Or just a few fucking aye. A few jobies around. Couldn't the Leo was at him? He was in holiday. Oh, yeah. School holidays. Oh aye. School holidays. So that was it. Yeah. Mass.
SPEAKER_05Same kind of crack like obviously Saturday. At a locos. That's nothing much that's it. Then I was a good laugh, ain't it? Mm-hmm. Standout joke was the about the glasses. The last I sat in my glasses and ran a thousand bits, but the silver lining was I was still wearing them.
SPEAKER_06That was my favourite joke.
SPEAKER_05That was busy, it was a chocolate. He's fucking good. Like uh I didn't like a shout outs. I get embarrassed. I feel my face can read. Like he was speaking about us sitting at a table. Just I like that.
SPEAKER_03Left it to last as we did he. I guess because obviously Ringo and Tommy and that was on the table.
SPEAKER_07Aye, yeah. So aye, it was good. Like, what's the food in the hand was dude? It was decent, huh? Tiny lake soup. Fine cheesecake.
SPEAKER_03Aye. Aye. Was it? Was it cheesecake? Panacotamine dunk. Mine don't thought it was cheesecake.
SPEAKER_05My dunk was cheesecake. Panacotom. Aye. And the drink was good. Aye. Spoke to some what was that speaking now again? Hunter, man. Seen Hunter or speaking hammer. Mike Cormac. Mike Cormac. Eh. So I just fit by boys, is it? Good laugh. Good laugh. So but uh too much to drink for man. Too much for me to address it. Oh man.
SPEAKER_00I fucking couldn't keep tea at some point.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I was fucking hammered. I just mind stunning the commercial going, oh my god, I'm too drunk. I need to go to him. But you disappeared for a while, didn't you?
SPEAKER_03No, it was your stage. I was like, holy fucking boozy. I'm after a burger or something. So I thought you'd gone. No, no.
SPEAKER_06Well, I thought he'd gone as well. I think you reappear and it's like, oh, you're kind of.
SPEAKER_00Well, I opened I went first, Mike went. I went outside to have a look, and I just seen you walking up the road with the burger. The burger. I was like, oh, that was a good idea, mate. Then Laura's coming to pick us up and even better.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I seen as I heard she was in the go as I'd fucking jumping in early.
SPEAKER_00Time's that, I'd like. Aye, aye, it must have been aye. Yeah. I think I was up the road back at ten. At least I said I was picking some other shit. Aye. She says it's bugging again. No, no. She says I've seen seen my worse. Aye. So um which is which is encouraging.
SPEAKER_05Aye.
SPEAKER_00Couldn't have been that bad.
SPEAKER_05So it was a fucking really good day, like you enjoyed it.
SPEAKER_03So thanks to Ringo again. And if one of the other High League teams are wanting to take us along as well.
SPEAKER_05We need another few weeks to recover. And uh Sunday was fucking right off. This is why I did drink up much, cause oh, I was putting a brave face in it, Ken, cause Katie had to go. Well, didn't I hate to go, but she was a while cycling with the Gary Mob ken. So I was obviously on Ronnie Jutties kin. Booyahoo. I wasn't feeling good, no. So I just kinda walked. Whacked about hoose for a while. Sat down and got up and whacked and then sat in the toilet for a while and then got just just a shambles I was. My head was thumping in it. I thought fuck if I'll go to McDonald's. I'll try a McDonald's game. So I think I must have said to you, I'm going out to McDonald's. Because that's you one of you oh the fucking.
SPEAKER_00I was speaking about that, I think when it was Saturday.
SPEAKER_05So I was so when Ann left about half twelve, got Ann and uh I wasn't a fit for it. I should have nah. I managed the chips, but I was like, whoa, eat that thing. That's a big thing, it's a big floor. Ah, it's fine like chunky onions in it and shit like that. Crispy onions as well. I'd have been better with a big mark though. I would have hunnelled a big mark. I'll hate to try it for them feeling better. Er and then came for there and kinda wife was at home, so I got a better abbreviator. Go my toes. So I just kind of sat on the sofa, waited for the Packers to come on, watched uh Liverpool City. I watched well, I watched halfway. I walk they scored the first team. Okay. And fuck it, they're getting they're getting a rompass. Watch the Eagles in the eye, that's for no, it's the ending. Holy fuck, like a boy like hit to get half a return, hit to get far he did and go doing it at exact time. Aye, because one more step he was a time, you wouldn't have got a field goal. And if he'd went doing like two seconds earlier, it would have been too far. It was absolutely pop up for fit they needed to do. It's amazing you got eight seconds left and you can style the 'cause the the the boy actually missed the PAT earlier on in game.
SPEAKER_00Aye, aye, and then he kicked in fifth. Fifty oh George? Fifty-six, I think it was, wasn't it?
SPEAKER_05Walk off when it's a fair atmosphere, eh? Atmospheres are getting a lot better in London now.
SPEAKER_00The Eagles actually come out. And I can have you seen the start, but if the Eagles come out, run out at starting place was gunmental.
SPEAKER_03I suppose the Eagles have been there a few times now, so they may be getting a bit more team.
SPEAKER_00Because uh Lawrence said after the game, he says, I thought we were supposed to be the home team.
SPEAKER_05I must be a lot of Eagles fans, like and they're fucking well, ain't it? Like oh why, yeah. Because I think a kicker was a bit fucking hacked off at his stick had been tucking because Finney got it, he went right up there like that. So you can't be a wow, a wack off. They must have been got it there. Oh the Eagles. So I watched that. I was a bit mere entertaining, to be honest. And then it backers, oh fucking hell. It's good to see him playing like that again. That's the best. Well, it was a bit uh yeah, in comparison, probably Rangers start to season. Was it and then that game was like the first seller game. Was it aye? Because Bears, big rivals, yeah, and we're fucking slower them. It was fucking brilliant to watch. Like I've been wondering about why we keep running it. Well, we're just throwing it out of gaff. And it was coming off. How much a deep buzz he put him Watson and Golden, they're just everything. He just hot big deep throws and connecting, and there's nothing better. Can you he throws it deep and it's in the camera, and you're like, oh but the the fleck ability of some of these boys to grab it out of the sky is incredible. It's mental. That cornerback must be one of the toughest jobs in sport. Because they're running backwards, they're running with the receiver, and they can't see the bar, and they're trying to judge with the receiver far it's gone. And if he touches them at forehand, it's a foul.
SPEAKER_00I think it's to start facing each other. So cornerbacks to run backwards, and then flip round and then try and get him on the outside. Aye. Can get the receiver on the outside so he's got a chance again squeezing him to the touch line.
SPEAKER_05Oh, it's a brutal position, that like you'd rather be a safety because at least you're deep in it. And you can you get some hits for safety, like you can get some nasties, so especially if it's in the middle of the park. I'd try to fucking perk him up a bit here, like that was good, like enjoyed that. First thing I've enjoyed watching a season, like so, and then after that, we bet 60 Sunday, then uh could have been that rough. Alright, so that was a good edit to Sunday, and then that was it.
SPEAKER_03Mike? Yeah, like ourselves. Uh Friday night, Elaine had a bingo here in the Legion, so I was home alone.
SPEAKER_00Oh.
SPEAKER_03So I ended up watching Rambo 2. Good choice, Mike. It was just in Sky Movies. Excellent film. I just watched it. Still done. Then I came back and watched another film. If it's the same again, Mike. To fight war, you've got to become war. Steve was Steve was saying that guy. So that was in that then there's a film come on again. I watched that with the boy in betweeners. Ken Hemi's got a podcast with his Scottish wife. Jay, is it Jay? J I. But um started watching this comedy thing called Norseman as well. Um Netflix.
SPEAKER_00Norwegian lads.
SPEAKER_03Uh it's quite it's quite funny. Oh I wasn't. It's quite stupid funny. Aye. Um watching. Have you ever seen plebs? Oh, a bit so. That was it, Tesla. Saturday aye, up to Enveruri, good day. Um too much drink.
SPEAKER_00The drink was flying, what's it? They look after Ken was well looked after, actually, because the drink never stopped coming.
SPEAKER_05Oh aye, it was uh Stuart Gordon's uh missus, wasn't it? Aye, yeah.
SPEAKER_07She was fucking on a ball, like yeah, for one of the heats and tails or the higher lower.
SPEAKER_05Ah, so it was the final two was your table. Ohmy.
SPEAKER_00No, it wasn't a Tommy. Tommy Tommy was last two, but it was Bunny. Was it Bunny? 100 pound.
SPEAKER_05Oh, what a laugh with the 50-50. That was funny. I'll try to find the tickets. That's right. So we'd worked out so Stuart Gordon came up to Urbett and said, Oh well, then I got a 50-50 when I and we was like fits the numbers. And so he gave us numbers, and I I halved out mini tickets, and I thought, fucking hell, I was close. So Abdi backed up again.
SPEAKER_06Well, if you were close, I got a four you, and then I got you a four. So the body table goes up. After me. So with the work to you, it was either Tommy or you. I think. Oh, was it you know? No. Even Jed butt.
SPEAKER_00I can't even find out that says one.
SPEAKER_06You didn't have five of us. I did. I didn't have to you just the rubber. So that basically worked you it was Tommy. Tommy the edit. So the old rummagina rumajinaboot in the pocket pockets. He must have checked his cruiser pockets about a hundred times. And I said, Tommy, they're near there. He checked them again. They are definitely you can rule them out and you like. But he wasn't, he wasn't a lot of kenny, wasn't that like, oh no, no, it was uh it was like it was annoying. It was inside pockets. Pocket pockets, almost given up, and Mike just goes out. Thought you would keep a handkerchief and I wasn't clean. Look at the magic trick. It's all the way pocket. He didn't look at a hundred times. Never even looked at once.
SPEAKER_05So then he uh did he get 300 and something and sixty pounds and he ended up buying uh bananza, I think uh boardroom banana. Boardroom bananza for 250 or then give it a what we've got he gave it to us for auction and a half something, so we'll do something with that hundred percent and then fuck now it's like nips who's struggling to keep up with nips, Tommy was on pints the whole time. Can he turn him up? Never missed. Fucking mental can he's not a massive loon either, is he?
SPEAKER_03But he fucking put him at what like he changed near the end before we moved to the commercial like commercial changed. Was he on the drams like aye aye?
SPEAKER_05I said to me he didn't drink drams. I think it was it he said he'd drunk he said we drunk port sometimes fire bars.
SPEAKER_07We'll get firebs, did we?
SPEAKER_06A full tree of them, did we?
SPEAKER_00Oh, it was that it wasn't it wasn't like one each, it was like three each. Was it a tray come across fucking jammed for Ken like at Rune Trace? Aye space to move for five. Why was it?
SPEAKER_03Because it was Nay was it Tommy's was it the boy that's an afternoon, wasn't it? Jay.
SPEAKER_00Come on, it was a few boys coming about and sat down with a set up. A couple of the lads had used to playing some of the players that come in about.
SPEAKER_03I can't mind. Can't mind. It was we long by that point, I suppose. So no, that was fine, they're up to commercial, good cracker pair. I'd again it was just a jukebox on or something.
SPEAKER_00Aye. Aye, yeah.
SPEAKER_03I did go to look and see if there was a game of pool, but there was folk playing pool down the bottom.
SPEAKER_00Aye.
SPEAKER_03So that was a good crack, went and got some food, um, came back up, and I think folk last much longer after the commercial after you've been low key's already. Yeah. We've done weird, like it was ten o'clock and we was out at half eleven. Aye. Straight on to pints.
SPEAKER_00Aye, we was on the pints at half eleven.
SPEAKER_05I was on the nips before twelve o'clock and I was worried for myself. Aye. Why did you go on the naps straight? Well, I only had two pints. I dad like drinking a lot of beer.
SPEAKER_00Well, I was doing much better. I had four.
SPEAKER_03Aye. I had quite a few pints, but then when I was going to nips, I was quite enjoying them. Aye. I was liking them far too much. So obviously Laura picked us up, Tina's hame, um, got in the door, Elaine had a cup of tea and uh meat roll sandwich from her.
SPEAKER_02Meat roll.
SPEAKER_03So that was fine. Nice and bed.
SPEAKER_07Literally, meat roll sandwich, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Some decoy talk.
SPEAKER_03So I got up in the morning. Yes. Sunday. Sunday morning got up, um did just lay about.
SPEAKER_02Lay about lay about.
SPEAKER_03Um I think was your rough and was a wee bit of it. I think it was start at the car coming in and out, and it was like I just fancy sun greasy. So she cooked my tooth bacon and egg rolls.
SPEAKER_05Fine. Well, we do the dream like I forgot to say I'd a Chinese, I had a Chinese and Sunday. Chinese is a sweet hangover, is it? Aye, fine. It was fucking some er sort hot sauce, but if it was it called sheshwang. Aye, and prawns. Oh aye. Sheshuan hot sauce and prawns with fried rice. Aye. Lovely. It was not hot though, it was not hot.
SPEAKER_07It was not as spicy like it was half a fine. Was it I've never done I don't know.
SPEAKER_03We just go for the standard stuff and we'd go wrong. We're gonna go half pieced. So I uh lay a boot, watched the Formula One Oh I watched that as well. Uh Verstabbing Mondri. It was good. Good all weekend.
SPEAKER_00Fuz won it.
SPEAKER_03Kimmy Andanelli. Uh yeah. You could potentially win it in Austin in two weeks. Two weeks' time. So watch is there two in America now, is there? There's three, I think. Is there? I think it's Austin, then Mexico, then Interlagos. Like Interlagos as a legendary course. Um so watched that. Just reported about who's just die and just then watched the city game. Liverpool, but then we went to Carvery again.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I fine.
SPEAKER_03So it was fine. It was case uh it was in the door here at quarter past six and we was up a road at a quarter to seven.
SPEAKER_00Oh Marjorie, I just hit your dinner.
SPEAKER_03So hey, I mean just I can't remember if he was watching Pierre or something like that on Channel 4 or something. No, it was a good it was a good weekend. Um just try to think of it.
SPEAKER_05Are there Highland League results?
SPEAKER_03Uh well as I say we was up here watching it on Saturday. Um Torah got a win? Torah got a win.
SPEAKER_05Did that beat Forrest Forrest at hame.
SPEAKER_03Umbrora got a good win.
SPEAKER_00Clark beat Bucky got crashed.
SPEAKER_05Bucky hers. So Bucky started the first seven games, six wins in a draft. Our last seven games, seven defeats.
SPEAKER_03Is that right? Well you'll get a table here. Is it Bucky? Oh, that's no good, is it? Nope. Hunt L are slowly getting better, are they? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Vergorn got another win. They've had a few wins in Vergorn now.
SPEAKER_03But they're still high-nit at the bottom of the league that we'll need high night at bottom.
SPEAKER_05Third bottom, third bottom, but erm probably teen the start, they've had probably teen at the four kick off and boosted them, is it?
SPEAKER_00And then good, because they've beat Rothis for us potentially, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Ah, Rothis wicked by Gordon.
SPEAKER_00Keith, I didn't expect Keith to be as low as that this year.
SPEAKER_07Look at look at Strath Spetha up the eight.
SPEAKER_05They've been decent there. They got a draw, didn't they?
SPEAKER_03Fair day draw we they drew we uh Brock. Brock 2D 22. So that's a new bad result for them, like 100%. Keep on mentioning Bucky for the last few weeks, I won't mention him again. But if there's mere boys leaving um up in the transfer list, is that good?
SPEAKER_05I think I read something about the manager saying it's a total real alignment of their strategy nearly like has to be.
SPEAKER_03It goes without saying, is it if you've got boys in big money and you've no money, yeah, yeah, there's a realignment needed like the club are probably still marking money out for days out and things like that with fans coming in and stuff, like locals did at weekend. They'd be marking a decent bit of coin. We just become a few.
SPEAKER_00Does every every club do corporate?
SPEAKER_03I think so. Was it Neg Sunny D with their gold status and silver status and stuff like that?
SPEAKER_05Ah, maybe it's trying the three clubs. Brock definitely do, Keith do, Tarav, do Tarave, Forest Wood Forest Strathspear, if I would there Show Wilson's been up there.
SPEAKER_00Brora? Brora. Well, they've got a social club right on the ground.
SPEAKER_03It's a musty. Musty. I'd assume they'd RBC. Surely. It's a no-brainer if you're a sure look at 'cause you look at it.
SPEAKER_05It's a tough sell to sell 'em ah, can like that's a bazine at a locos. No, I wouldn't be able to do it.
SPEAKER_07But inverted is a big tune, is it? Aye.
SPEAKER_00And it's a it's like a big game, is it for my and Snapharfe tune either, can you well get folk coming out in a train and stuff, Ken?
SPEAKER_05Aye. Because I'm guessing that tables wouldn't I be that cheap. Is it?
SPEAKER_03Is that for the the gold package? I've seen there's a package that's eighty quid and I can fit out in tails.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, sure.
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_05If it's Tarraz gold package, it's a hundred and thirty or something, isn't it? Is it as much as it's a shite?
SPEAKER_07Nah, nah, it is as much as a hundred and something. Is it? Wow. It's still a good day, can it's a hundred quid.
SPEAKER_00Tarrazine's pretty good and uh you consider you get a a dose of drink in a three course meal and you're getting something back to the club.
SPEAKER_03And yeah, can I give him a fitpa?
SPEAKER_00You're gonna give a well half a game of football.
SPEAKER_03No, I can't, but like if you just go to watch a I can't say standards, but if you how much you go be to go and watch, say, like uh a Mad City or a a Chelsea or something like that. How much would be for a ticket? I can standards are different, but you're getting to watch a game of football.
SPEAKER_00Aye, yeah. Well you're 12 pounds. Just well, if you just go to Highland League, you're 12 pound again.
SPEAKER_03Aye.
SPEAKER_00And how much you have three course meal at like Zak Steel or something? 30 quid?
SPEAKER_05Aye. Ah wa, fuck it. Wouldn't I get three course meal for 30 quid? Nay a fucking chance.
SPEAKER_00Would ya?
SPEAKER_05Nah. Well saying that. 60 or at least. 60. Depends what you get, like. Sixty quid? For a three-courser. I would say forty. You're definitely a ten after a year starter.
SPEAKER_00No, you're never gonna fucking start as you get.
SPEAKER_03Huh? Put in maybe ten, twelve.
SPEAKER_02Uh yeah, main course between twenty, twenty-five.
unknownNah.
SPEAKER_03So I would say forty four.
SPEAKER_05We was never me and the wife was never out and was below 100 pounds. For just the twelve. I mean, you was fucking 25? It's fifty quid for a fish supper. Nah, you'd be struggling to get a three-course meal for 30 quid, would you not? No.
SPEAKER_00Well say 35 for easy goodn't. 40 for easy 40.
SPEAKER_0345.
SPEAKER_00Okay, that's fifty that's 52 pounds before you start. Is that what I drink?
SPEAKER_05Alright. So they like obviously Thanos at a local. So about other clubs, do they have like a comp early cart like?
SPEAKER_03Well, there's Stephen Innis.
SPEAKER_05He works between Keith and Torah, yeah. He's good in that, ain't he? He did the question of sport thing, that was he was pretty funny at that, like yeah.
SPEAKER_03I think you get different compares for a different location. I've never been to Brocken. Brocken's supposed a really, really good. I've heard the Brock's a good deal.
SPEAKER_07Like uh good get invited in. They'd fool you a drinker. Ah, they'd follow you full.
SPEAKER_04It'd be nice to get an invite up, but it's a highly leg at this past week.
SPEAKER_03Um the fixers is for it this weekend. So see if I was uh Tara waiting there and locals will get a win against Rothis. Um game on a Friday night, you know?
SPEAKER_00Oh, that's bossy Friday night fitback.
SPEAKER_03It's a good idea, is it? Hitting a Friday night game, noon again for the Heinel League. Aye, I like it. We was at a corporate day, do it tonight night on a Friday night. It was a good idea. Can you go and finish your work, go get ready, go? Yeah, aye supper. And you can hit a sky fan.
SPEAKER_07Two days off. Aye.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So no, that's all that's uh Okeyvale. Brock, Bro.
SPEAKER_07That's a real Derby, is it Buckey Vale? Okay. That's got one of the biggest scenes.
SPEAKER_00It's got a bit of needle on it.
SPEAKER_07And the world beaches new, especially the white Buckeys.
SPEAKER_0360 feet or 70 feet in the row. Another team has maybe been doing to uh Bucky and Vale standards as it dawns at the weekends.
SPEAKER_00Maybe that's why Dunks Nihara.
SPEAKER_05I was sat on the fucking disappointed Dunks Nihara. So I wanted to hear his rant about that. See, he didn't sound too happy on the text.
SPEAKER_00The text come through was pretty regier.
SPEAKER_05But it was it again, relegation and no words. No words. And I was in the kind of mine.
SPEAKER_00No words was the first year, I think. Was it?
SPEAKER_05Was it I know because I put bad was it bad?
SPEAKER_03But I watched the highlights and the highlights were literally the replay of the penalty.
SPEAKER_00Oh basically, nothing else happened. Nothing else happened. And they've asked for a penalty.
SPEAKER_05Absolute shambles. The need to sort out through loot. The boy blasts it for a yard. How can he get out of the road? He's just telling me his arms are in a natural position.
SPEAKER_00It's impossible.
SPEAKER_05That's a joke, in my opinion. I see me.
SPEAKER_07I just didn't think you can do anything about it. Especially if you're jumping your arms looking up and out, either.
SPEAKER_00Well, exactly for you. I suppose he's one of ooh, I bet. Can but fucking hell.
SPEAKER_03I like to have seen that if if Bart never hurt his hand, was it heading towards a goal?
SPEAKER_00I don't think it was, was it?
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_05It's maybe gonna cross a goal, was it? Cutting back, was it? Uh yeah. So his first word was relegation. And I put poor question mark. No words, that bad. And I put oh dear.
SPEAKER_06That's the last one. And then the next time I learned for him was it 20 past seven, pix and picking Mexican gladiators, 34 pounds. How much of like 100 grams? And hundred grams was uh 319. Holy shit. Pick and pick and pick a clean. He must be clean off a wagon new Kilo Kilo of sweeties.
SPEAKER_05Oh fuck nuts. Fitz a fits a bug in my holly boys.
SPEAKER_00Well, that's only 150 grams or something, isn't it? Isn't it?
SPEAKER_0730 pounds for sweeties. Why are you eating a kilo of sweeties? Well shouldn't be between the.
SPEAKER_05I'd say kinda you'll have that bag for another year and there'll still be sweeties in it. Kendall be in the fucking cupboard somewhere. You dad get.
SPEAKER_00No, nobody bought that.
SPEAKER_05Feet you tuck in for the picking mix.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I like a jelly baby.
SPEAKER_00Jelly babies.
SPEAKER_03Jelly babies, uh. I like a squash squishies. Can the read and weight squishies? I like um the cherries. Can the cherries?
SPEAKER_00Oh, did I like them much? I like the little shrimp things you get. Oh, like eggs. I like eggs. Fizzy cola bottles. Koola bottles like um. Strawberries. Strawberries. Also again. Also like the long laces.
SPEAKER_05Oh aye.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_05They cost you though. They add to the heavy. They add to the weight then. You're only ducking two or three of them. You had snake and arc and a big snakey.
SPEAKER_00Donks got a few, I bet he's in a few of them. He's he's miscalculated.
SPEAKER_05You've got it, you've got to Ken, if you're attacked, you've got to duck a few in a blue and just to make sure they're okay. A few fruit salads and you actually got are they fizzy, they're Nick Cola bottles that are like blue and pink. Fizzy, they're fine. Uh Demi eats it, gets empty across the room. Oh, aye. They're fine. Like starting them, you're fucking hell bug. Aye. Demi likes that salt and vinegar twirls for fucking Tesco. Oh man. Once you start once you start kind of stop.
SPEAKER_00They're so fine. At bottom row, for you've got your twirls, you've got your rashers, onion rings, and the cheese balls. Aye.
SPEAKER_05Well, fuck your cheese balls, but the rest of them, that is cheese balls and that darn the hell bugger them. Aye, aye.
SPEAKER_03Especially if you're having a few drinkies and then the house just going in daytime.
SPEAKER_05Aye aye. Crisps and drinks are bad for your fucking waistline like that. 100%.
SPEAKER_03Aye, so I bad result for the dawn's saying there was a lot of booze after the game as well. Gone by um there's naying Robinson, are they?
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_05The fans. No. Just that he could go and run at five, six wins, but seen as he loses again, nah, get him to fuck. Because he just they're just not hating him. They don't like his style, they don't like why they're playing, it's ne entertaining a ta, it's fucking rancid to watch. Everdine fans are ne he hating him.
SPEAKER_03Well fit do they want? Nice fancy fat man getting hammered every week or hammer thrown and getting results.
SPEAKER_00Well, he's not getting hot, he's not getting either.
SPEAKER_05He's not getting results, or he's not gonna be able to. But it's hard to look good if you're losing.
SPEAKER_00No. But he's he's styled a fat bar on getting beat. Must be hammered. It must be brutal to go out and watch.
SPEAKER_05If you well, if you read on any of the I'm on Reddit quite a lot, but it's or any of the threads on air, he just gets hammered. Like just they're just in a henum. Like the problem was we weren't a henum to start with.
SPEAKER_00He's come in about it's just very that as you Marcy said, near matter feet is and I think he can get rid of that.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, the issue.
SPEAKER_05I don't think he's gonna last.
SPEAKER_03Like First Robinson.
SPEAKER_05I don't think he's gonna last. No, no. I mean he was speaking about we've got a lot of fits. Four out of the next fives at home against teams to be looking to beat Trelee, and that's that's a first team. Johnston at home, you're you're looking for three points here.
SPEAKER_00If you don't get three points here, he's poof and that's him getting beat there.
SPEAKER_05Sitting Burrina, I think it's the next team at home, isn't it? You hear a League Cup semi-final are long and uh League Cup semi final. You can uh can do stuff in a semi. Oh no, for sure, you can't back the Sunday.
SPEAKER_07Sunday so I don't rinse at the beat.
SPEAKER_03I you can't get rid of him. They just knew anyway.
SPEAKER_05I think you have to Oh no, I wouldn't have given rid of him yet, but I think he's going. I that I that he's not gonna last a season. Not the fucking hope. Can you if the if if Nisbet's next scoring, far far's the goal's coming for Ken? Nisbet had a one-on-one with a goalie and he missed it, Ken. They rely so heavily on him. If he's ne scoring, what's gonna score? There's no there's no another.
SPEAKER_00There's no goals in that team, there's no creativity in that team, there's nothing.
SPEAKER_05I think he dominated the possession, didn't he? Ah, I didn't see the fall game. I'd like you, I seen that three minute couldn't have been much highlights now.
SPEAKER_03But uh so do you think that maybe obviously they've got his players in during the summer, watch them new, then they up to his jink the January transfer. Maybe they'll try to get somebody else in to I can have the money to spend, Mike.
SPEAKER_00Fucking get in. I mean the team then fit 13 boys or something over the summer.
SPEAKER_03How many boys are they gonna do? Have they balanced the books? Don't know.
SPEAKER_05Don't know. You can see why you lose like my money at Fitbab, because like you'd bring in 14 new boys and you think, these boys are shit. Okay. We need another new 14 boys now. 14 year boys? Boys are under contract for a couple of years, Kenny. What can I watch this for 12 years? They basically changed the hell team at the second half of last season, man. I mean they were it was like Mother Well away, and I was watching I said, Fucking Jesus, Fad. I hardly recognise this team. It's a new goalie and that fucking thing.
SPEAKER_00I think about the goalies about the only decent signing boys.
SPEAKER_05But saying that Johnson are right off, they're up in the top half, guard. I think they're just like low block and nab a goal and sit on it, can I think he uh got injured, did he, the Moroccan guy?
SPEAKER_03He got injured and came after a brief twenty-five minutes too.
SPEAKER_00He's a bit of a shining light.
SPEAKER_03But scene that uh Robinson said out was any of the reasons, was it? He could have changed the game. Oh right, okay. Could have, would've, should have.
SPEAKER_05I did look I listened to his uh run after a game, he didn't look too happy like Robinson. Oh well. Only why he shot up the fans is to win. Win so he keeps on bleating on about their good in training, Ken. But they're playing each other.
SPEAKER_03See he's what I throw in a few players into the B team against the likes of Elgin and all that. Aye.
SPEAKER_00Well, it's gonna improve him, isn't it? Okay. It's like a punishment, is it? Yes, I got one play for the right.
SPEAKER_05Right, you're playing with the B team last week. Aye.
SPEAKER_03On the onside of it. But you think after two weeks off a bit be fresh out and stuff like that? It's just again.
SPEAKER_05At home, everything should be being St. Johnson, don't you? Yeah. You'd expect that 40 new boys, new manager, doesn't matter. Everybody should be Everden should be expecting better, eh?
SPEAKER_00Everden should be expecting to win apart from the old farm and maybe harder hubs, otherwise should be a giving it in.
SPEAKER_05Aye, at home you're looking to dominate and dictate a game and win 90% of that games. Ah, exactly. They're not D an at any point. But it's been like a since score marketing, it's been fucking hitting a few good runs. Thieland had a good run, Robinson had a good run, you won a Scottish cop, but apart from that, after that, it's never been great, is it?
SPEAKER_00No, it's been very cool.
SPEAKER_05We tend to like be hard on him more often than you think, oh Iberdean's looking good. Okay.
SPEAKER_00No time with probably wasn't hard on him, isn't it? And even then, Robinson had that run in Army.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_05Obviously Scottish cop was a big thing. Like I'd Scottish Cop's kind of if it hadn't been for that, I think Carmack would just been fucking hounded. Like I think he's getting hounded, yeah.
SPEAKER_00I think his fans are starting to see that he's not actually the man for Aberdeen.
SPEAKER_05Is he? I don't think so. Because it can't I just keep rinse and repeat, like you said, managers. Players keep turning, just trying to see if we get on a head going. I think it makes it worse when you look at hearts and fucking hearts of fucking that's for Everdeen should be. If they were run properly or managed properly, yeah, 100%.
SPEAKER_03We would go back to Aberdeen's missed out big time with the hell oil capital and money and stuff like that. And then it's ours, and right we'll see if a boy Bevington does.
SPEAKER_00He's a fairly amount, we fair a lot of experience. So as long as Dave's by duty would let him deal with it.
SPEAKER_07Right, exactly.
SPEAKER_05Gunned by fitting here, that's not gonna happen. I think he likes to stick his beacons.
SPEAKER_00But maybe Bevington will be out such a blanket, he'll just say, Dave, fuck off.
SPEAKER_03By dutywood. He'll just go, I'm outta here. See you later. And if he's out of here, you'll probably think why? Obviously, Burroughs said he left purely because of family things. Dave's gone.
SPEAKER_05Old family chestnut.
SPEAKER_03Aye, exactly, exactly.
SPEAKER_00But his replacement remembers the next day.
SPEAKER_03No, they got rid of the manager and they couldn't get somebody in for until the end of the months.
SPEAKER_00Months afterwards. Suck your CEO and get somebody in next day.
SPEAKER_05And Den Hagsman picking up a couple of results, a couple of draws, he said.
SPEAKER_03I seen there were two started weekends.
SPEAKER_00Good to get across here and see the standard, can't we? It was really interesting.
SPEAKER_03We're prostituting ourselves at every fucking club. Fucking right, while that we'll go in November for Ali's heat meeting, maybe. Oh yeah, yeah. Get a game in. Tied up in the first half.
SPEAKER_05Seen the highlights because obviously the game's three o'clock. Yeah. He was a while, like, but no, I did a couple of goals. Second goal just hit him and went on, to be fair. Like, but uh right place, right time. Aye. You didn't hurry him, do you? I d I was scathing on him early doors, like, but he's certainly been good lately, aye, for sure. So you gotta knock it. Kelsey with a goal. Kelsey, yeah. Big strong boy, can seems to have made a di I mean Nadri seems kids. You think uh they'd have been maybe third, fourth striker, maybe if Charmiti and uh Shankland was fit. Myowski's niggas and a snaff, really. He's getting odd.
SPEAKER_00You're saying that that's the second string, but if they made a case at actually they're first, Kitchamiti and in Shankland's injured, but uh if Shanklin was fit and Bucking and he's fit again fit Turly here, probably he's got he's got a lot of work to get done before he gets out of gets a sniff, I guess. Especially if the M2 scoring goals for fun shit.
SPEAKER_05100%. I do I think they were great in the second half, like Rangers. Ah I could see that. I think going back mechanists were a bit rusty, second half. Okay, had uh eight, nine boys away on international duties, so get back and get back in there. And Nadri's got a call up, but he's Czech Republic.
SPEAKER_07Republic thought he was German. I've seen him playing against England. Aye. Did he come on or was he starting?
SPEAKER_05Did he?
SPEAKER_03No, Rangers shouldn't be improving. Uh aye.
SPEAKER_00So maybe you gotta be a bit closer than we thought.
SPEAKER_03Definitely, definitely. Oh, we're top for a day. Top for a day, then Celtic went away and beat Mother World 2-0.
SPEAKER_00That was a good win for Celtic as well, to be fair.
SPEAKER_03Aye.
SPEAKER_05Mother Well just seemed to fan off a wee bit. He got four now for every and that wouldn't have happened last year. No. Oh, definitely not. So but aye, it's a good win. Especially Rangers turning the screw a wee bit, so you and they definitely needed a him O'Neill needed a win, especially after three defeats in a week, man. Could have been easier places to go, okay.
SPEAKER_00Again, they could have had a home game we fucking Dundee or shot a back as well.
SPEAKER_05That's good for him, like he's been out for a good while, eh? Eight months was it or something?
SPEAKER_03As long as it was uh Prof D Langer.
SPEAKER_05Because they just they signed him peening back, and then he wasn't along and then he got injured.
SPEAKER_00It'll be like a new signing for him, I suppose. Uh yeah.
SPEAKER_03Never mind that best result of the weekend is SPL. Dundee Dundee Dundee.
SPEAKER_05I was slating uh Mike because he'd picked Dundee and asked out a week and it's like Mike. And then they went down one now.
SPEAKER_04You're like, Mike's sake, Mike.
SPEAKER_03You need to pick somebody like sustain it again, top of the league.
SPEAKER_00Give me a little like a last season up would have been good points for you last season. But you probably wouldn't have picked them last season.
SPEAKER_03Maybe no, no. Dundee, hey, Stephen Presley's got a team playing real, like you got young players coming through. Do you think that's like a uh an offset for the word I'm going for? Kind of like I was listening to Saturday that there's folk for the game was at speaking about their players, their kids gun doing and playing for like a lot of team folk underneath. I think Messenger got Dundee United, didn't I?
SPEAKER_00Because Everding's a shambles.
SPEAKER_05I used well there's no there's no there's no pathway into the first team.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, is there no none?
SPEAKER_05So no wonder.
SPEAKER_03Okay, we look at Dundee and Dundee United. Can young players coming through?
SPEAKER_05Players get a chance chance and I think that's another thing it fucks off every fans, like is it? How much boys have rinched through that system and didn't didn't weak.
SPEAKER_00Can you just think if you if you're not gonna do it 100% correctly, uh that folk look at that 13, 14 boys who've signed in the summer? Then you tell me there's an AD in that card me or folk who have been loaned out elsewhere aren't they just as good. Ken's got a bit about cares about a club.
SPEAKER_05I think your fans have to have a bit more patience because you would strike to be.
SPEAKER_00If you've been there since you've been fit ten year old and you're getting a chance in the first team, you care about the club you're at. Aye, absolutely.
SPEAKER_05Aye.
SPEAKER_00At least you'll get up fucking fighting.
SPEAKER_05That's a good point, actually, haven't I thought about it? Because the boys that come, can they sign boys for fucking Czech Republic? John Ramin.
SPEAKER_00Johnny.
SPEAKER_05Ah, I'll come out, I'll play here, and then you'll look at their like 150 quid.
SPEAKER_00Teams have played for a different team every year from the last 25 years, can you think fucking?
SPEAKER_05That's that feeds into I would say you get consistency until you can.
SPEAKER_00So if would you rather hey a team full of kids that have come through your academy or a team full of journeyman? Yeah, it might give you some success. Well, the why things are going to ever do and just new bees will be a team load of kids.
SPEAKER_03Financial thing as well. It's a no-brainer, is it? Let's see if Finley Marshall.
SPEAKER_06You cannot like just tuck through in kids. No, you can't, it's got to be a gradual thing.
SPEAKER_00But how much times have we spoken about two or three clubs?
SPEAKER_05Two or three boys a season.
SPEAKER_00We've spoken about doing it at Toro United. Locus, we spoke about that even hot levels. Even if you got one boy through a season, can't there.
SPEAKER_05You're conveyor birds, sir. Uh but I can it's easy to say that they've not even tried. They've went it's a it's a it's almost like it's a coward's wrong word, but it's we're we're too we're too fair to We're not brave enough to go be up to the up to try and deal. Oh, see if I've got a call on, I'm gonna fucking be angry.
SPEAKER_03I've done it a lot for you. No, but you see like somebody getting into Alex Alfie Bavage and players of cutter trying to tell me he's Bobby's still in the books, don't he? Bobby's still in the books. But he's been loaned and things like that. Can it but begging? That's about it, isn't it?
SPEAKER_05I think fair enough if you were fucking if you were dean, if hearts were dean, then folk wouldn't complain as much.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah, if we had a season like Hartz did last year and then starting again with Hearts of Finley this year, you think that's fine.
SPEAKER_05But then is there for a neighbor Dean for get behind getting a CS happening or can there's something doing the road for us, or it's just nothing, is it? Nothing for him.
SPEAKER_03Can't even get the fucking strip out in time, you know?
SPEAKER_00Well, can I you ask Dunk, right? Dunk, for you think you get excited about Ever Dean.
SPEAKER_05I can. Yeah, I've said I've heard him speaking, I'd say, I'm Ned, I said I'm almost the end tether, I'm the I da blame. I can fuck out struggle, like 'cause just you need to see a win noon again. But Aberdeen fucking that amazing following. Can you look at Todd Reed's off and near fall? And the away support they've got's as good as old farm. Neighbour neighbour rival on a clubs with our away fans. You think, well, fucking just get it right in the pitch.
SPEAKER_07But they're harsh in that's I get on a fans harsh. Ah, it's true.
SPEAKER_00I think they are, but I think some some Webardonians, I think, have maybe just got unrealistic expectations.
SPEAKER_07Well, that's a bit of what's social media for you, though, is it? Just again, I think every club's got that as well.
SPEAKER_03Some good fans though. Like say city fans at the weekend with a bit of a couple of things. Supporting their club, supporting their club in a hands. Yeah. It's good it could be.
SPEAKER_05I think it makes it worse. It's like they're enjoying it. And then they're they're rubbing your nose in it. It's like they're celebrating their they've been cheat sheeting.
SPEAKER_00Size. Ken, if you're a real fan of that club, you'd be fucking distraught.
SPEAKER_05You'd be gutted. Oh, absolutely distraught. It's like they're fucking loving it.
SPEAKER_00It's like, oh, it's doesn't matter. We're a man city, we can please ourselves, nothing all harm and loss. It's like a pure arrogance sort of.
SPEAKER_05And I give they're like pretending that they are the victims. Then they're Ken, they're the victims who've been found it. It's the biggest cheating scandal in a sport. 114 charges, Ken.
SPEAKER_03I think it's a better reverse psychology for the fans, is it? Ken like the keyboard fans singing we're sheep shugging bastards. I think it's similar to them.
SPEAKER_00Well, it's probably the one a siege mentality, but it's Mark's fucking health thing, a farce. I said before I was stopped watching the f the Premier League, but I I'm not watching the Premier League again. I'm there. I'll watch it, I'll maybe watch highlights, but I'm now watching only game that comes on TV.
SPEAKER_07Reason.
SPEAKER_05It's pointless mate. It's a otter sharp. Because Kenya you watch that game, right? And you think that set a team's fucking brilliant. They are, they're fucking good. Is that my phone? Yeah. Oh no, I thought they were gonna do it. That fucking erm set a team are outstanding. Right. They are once you get it going, I think they're the best team in the league. I think they're better in Arsenal than they're firing.
SPEAKER_00They're firing all cylinders, they're brilliant.
SPEAKER_05But you can't enjoy it because you're like they shouldn't have hit that team. They shouldn't have hit Cherky, they shouldn't have hit Haaland. They cheated to get his boys. Yeah. So you can't enjoy it on him there.
SPEAKER_00And then and then even if Ken they're run away with the can they're unbeaten in the league. They're on a while with the league title last year.
SPEAKER_03Teams give up.
SPEAKER_00Of course you do. Why would you bother? I'd like to see you. It's tough. Teams need playing against them. Can just come out and let March anyway.
SPEAKER_03They've appealed, have they? Aye. So with the turn and saying we'll we've appealed.
SPEAKER_05And then it's 12 weeks before they've got to get in in 12 weeks, and then it can tuck into their four or five weeks for a verdict. And then even if they didn't win their appeal, they can go and de another appeal. Aye, with the court or have a lot of people.
SPEAKER_00It can only appeal if your appeal can if it gets kicked out. They've been found guilty on 114 charges and they're appealing it. They can't appeal the appeal.
SPEAKER_05They can't they well says they can deal another appeal after this appeal.
SPEAKER_00Only if it was justified, for they really think they've got a strong case.
SPEAKER_03But the richest people in the world will just be staying throwing money at them and just go for it again.
SPEAKER_05Go again. They're just negative back doing it. Well if they didn't but they're digging themselves a massive hole in my- I I Ken, once it's there for a Premier League, right? Now you can punish him. They're gonna fucking hammer him. I would. I would because I think they're putting Abdi through the Hell League.
SPEAKER_00It's just fucking the Premier League is is a sh is absolutely the the Premier League name is being dragged through the mud right now. Yes. Because I say they need to absolutely go to town on him. Aye. Because the sponsorship, the reputation, and all that is just in the mire.
SPEAKER_05Aye. But I did see I was a regulator for one of the Premier League regulators. Are saying if there's only political interference, so he's part of this regulatory war, he will quit. So he's a purely came out and said that if there's any political interference, he'll quit. So if he quits on him. Exactly. But I'd burn himself in balls deep in us. I know he's neah. If it was political though, Shed, they would have they would have quashed it, aren't you? They wouldn't have let it get as far. No, maybe you're right.
SPEAKER_00Maybe you're right.
SPEAKER_05They're not going to be saved. I I think they're gonna hammer them. I think they'll end up playing League Two. I hope they do.
SPEAKER_07And they'll be expelled for the Premier League for like five years or something. They should be expelled for the same amount of time they cheated for. Nine. At least nine, aye.
SPEAKER_05But it's a knock-on effect though, because they're there for the R because they cheated. I know. They wouldn't have been able to get Aguero, De Bruyne, Company. Are these world-class players? They wouldn't have been able to afford them. And as much as you say So this is a knock-on effect on it.
SPEAKER_00And the attraction for that player gone to Man City was a coin.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Because if you got a chance at Man City or Man United at that time, no player on the right mind was well, why did Devez go to Man City for Man United? There's only one reason.
SPEAKER_03Because as much as you say they cheated for that year to that year, they've cheated ever since adults to do because they've inflated the value of that business by cheating. That's basically.
SPEAKER_05I enjoyed watching Coventry by last night because that's a mere like a story kind of team. It's never been out of years, kind of did it a right way. They're chairman's fucking command, bought a club and worked miracles, and they're thrashing Newcastle 4-1 through hard work and dealing it right why. I thought I always thought Lampard was a crap manager, but he seems to be doing a neighbor job. I like I still like stories like that.
SPEAKER_00But he's not at the bottom half, Ken. Maybe Tina Minty first Lampard to get his stripes, maybe. Right.
SPEAKER_05I think the play players play for him, Ken. I think they seem to enjoy playing for him, but but he looks like he's been a manager. Jesus Christ, my my wife says, Fey watching that goes all Coventry. It's a Lampard. I goes I goes, holy fed-looking chap.
SPEAKER_03He's a whoa receding, in that I'm struggling.
SPEAKER_00Struggling. Struggling Tell you if I enjoy it, I still enjoy it, Ken. Tell you if I'm next to Hitler sat referees.
SPEAKER_03At Covenant and at uh well you look at the Michael Gallenberg decision at the weekend against City. The sending half. It's never a it's fucking ridiculous.
SPEAKER_00The first team's near a book of them. The second struggle to be a bookin'.
SPEAKER_06The first team's he's hardly touched him.
SPEAKER_05No. If that's a sending half, we're fucked up.
SPEAKER_00It's an old contact sport for no one.
SPEAKER_05If that's a sending half. Because the first teen's a complete joke. And the second dean, really, you should just be saying, look, one bear and you're off. Aye.
SPEAKER_03Can you be Holland Boptims? Yeah. Then stoop the right way. Didn't they fucking about?
SPEAKER_00He's another, it's been a dodge with the city boys. Or refereeing and getting the sports.
SPEAKER_03That would be the hell fucking thing up in the air again, would it?
SPEAKER_00Oh, the referees will be involved. I've no doubt about that Michael Oliver and Art Carvana, they're involved. Aye. You don't get paid all that money and in a hey, some sort of if it's the word I'm looking for.
SPEAKER_05I'll tell you right now, Michael Oliver is na a good referee. They think he's a top referee. Oh, he's not a good referee. He is a poor referee.
SPEAKER_00I know. But for you just start looking back at the catalogue of shite, there's a lot of man city stuff in there.
SPEAKER_05Is it?
SPEAKER_00And he's the same ref that got paid 20 grand all expenses paid to get across here, and I but say if Mansetti are f found if they're found guilty after the appeal's done.
SPEAKER_03Do you look into that?
SPEAKER_00I would.
SPEAKER_05I think that's a conspiracy. I don't think refs are talking bungs and then.
SPEAKER_00No, I'm not saying bungs, but then you've got you then you're getting paid 20 grand to go all and referee stuff, you've started to get a bit of a loyalty towards that person. That folk. That's why that's why you're subconscious bias. Subconscious bias. That's why you're not allowed. That's why you're not allowed to talk fit to the word I'm looking for in business for you.
SPEAKER_05Ah, you like gifts and gifts and benefiting kinds and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_00You've got to declare all these things. Yes. He didn't go to the Premier League or referees association and say, by the way, I want to get 20 grand first. Is this alright? No, we'll just sneak a lot. So he's got some sort of loyalty to the city.
SPEAKER_05But imagine he's never broken the rules though.
SPEAKER_00Maybe no, maybe no, but maybe he has. But you're developing loyalty there. Because it's like, oh no, hang, you build a good relationship with the folk.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_05You ever see kind of amazing finish with Watford Leicester mine? Did it see the penalty Leicester got, it's the fucking worst. It's just an absolutely horrendous penalty. Oh, it's a terrible decision. That's Michael Oliver. Was it? Aye.
SPEAKER_00Was it? It's a horrific decision for a pen.
SPEAKER_05That's Ham doesn't a T. The boy throws himself the deck right in the last minute to get the playoff final and he gives a pen for it. Can't I wait to get a pen. Okay. Then obviously the boy misses and then goes to the party. Almunya saves. Aye. Almunya, that's right. And but his seconds, like he misses and he puts it right back out to him, and he's like, oh, he's got his score a rebound. His second team's even better. Brooks the boy in the wing. Wing, and then they go right up. Crosses and boy nods it back and Deanny just follows it. You mind the manager for what for? Erford. He's fucking getting apoplectic at a penalty decision. He's got a big jacket on, he tucks it off, and he's just getting mental, and then all of a sudden he's running to a touchline silver in.
SPEAKER_03Like a Slovakian or Silva?
SPEAKER_05He was probably one of the Premier League's best wingers. Best wingers back in the 90s. Must have been mid to the late 90s. Maybe the nought is Janola?
SPEAKER_00Zola. Yes. Jean Franco. Big jacket. Big massive jacket. Well, it's probably a normal size jacket.
SPEAKER_03We were doing certain night. I was watching a bit of the Fitback was on the TV. Spurs my united. Spurs have played really well.
SPEAKER_05I've been telling you. I've been telling you, Spurs have been fucking playing well, but they're just hello. They kind of stick and buy in the pokey. They want to see the misses and hidden certainly. That's what I'm saying. But they dominate, they look like in the highlights, it's ah fucking spurs like.
SPEAKER_00And then the defender for fucking spurs go.
SPEAKER_05Sending a butcher. Bentekar's a hundred percent a red guard. He sticks a nut in him, but sure. Sure, sure, sure. Should be sent off.
SPEAKER_00He's run 20 yards to shove more. Straight red.
SPEAKER_05Aye.
SPEAKER_00Straight red.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Oh, he's and then Bentnikar should be sent off for receipt button. Oh, yeah. Shaw's been sent off as well. Aye. No question about it. No question about it.
SPEAKER_03I was listening to about it because somebody said that Fazer Ref, does ref watch?
SPEAKER_00Oh Garlicker.
SPEAKER_03Aye. He said Bent Ancores was violent and Shaw's was another word. So that's why he thinks it was. Just mac up on it. He's a bright old gun.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, isn't he? He tries to defend referees for their in Ken. Sometimes you just say a referee's got fucking should have sent him off.
SPEAKER_05I don't even hate to say it in a bad way. Should have sent that. Should have said that he was right. He's right with Betty Coor, but I think Shaw should have gone as well.
SPEAKER_00Oh he should have.
SPEAKER_05I think most folk would agree with that, Ken.
SPEAKER_03I think they also said that Shaw's injury was a similar tackle. Does it matter fuck? But then they said far as his shin pads. Oh you off the eyes.
SPEAKER_00Can mean your phone's bigger than his shin pads. Disgrace.
SPEAKER_05It's a disgrace, isn't it? They fell off a cliff. Poor again.
SPEAKER_00They fell massively off a cliff.
SPEAKER_05And then you look at a team and it's ah the same old cunts, is it? I can they've started to hammer Rashford new and uh Shaw, McGuire.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_05And Bruno's Bruno's a bit off a boil, so it kind of fucks up. I still like him Bueno. I think he was a good signer. Buemo Cunha is still a half decent player. I still think his goalie's a good decent goalie. They signed the boy for Brighton.
SPEAKER_03Believe it.
SPEAKER_00Come on as a sobbing setter.
SPEAKER_03What else have you signed?
SPEAKER_00Thielemans.
SPEAKER_03Tielemans. Tielemans and me, they're saying the same. Similarity.
SPEAKER_00Both sixes. Problem being, I think, is the actual intensity in their game with the fitter.
SPEAKER_05Ah, well, they've got outrun again. Spurs.
SPEAKER_00The bottom and starts for running. It's unacceptable for a team like Man United. I think it's a lot to DB Karrick's training. Aye. That's what they're linking it back to.
SPEAKER_05But Man United's been like us for the last fucking No, under armour in.
SPEAKER_00Did he wear in then? Tops. Were he? Top starts running. I need top, top, but they were up, up, aye, big time up.
SPEAKER_05Run at home by the team's bottom of league. Now we're Kent and Spars are probably in a false position, isn't it? Probably. They probably are. You're still bottom of the league and you're getting a run at home.
SPEAKER_06Other teams have beat him. I can beat him too so I'll give him three in their end place. Ken and Money United were one up.
SPEAKER_05Aye. I know.
SPEAKER_06We take against ten men.
SPEAKER_05United have had a couple good breaks and these big games, can they at City for the boy Foden got sent half, can?
SPEAKER_00But you look at the shite they've played against.
SPEAKER_05I can fucking hell.
SPEAKER_00Fucking Hall Ipswich. No Spurs have bought in the league of their teams just turned them.
SPEAKER_05I guess not Man United's a big club, and that's why you always speak about them, but they're a fucking average team now. They've been an average team for fucking ages. How long do they keep going after you say too long?
SPEAKER_03Well United's just an average, they're just after the arc. Do you think it was like social media pressure and fans pressure to get Karak a job end of last season? I think that was a the bad idea. Well you were in a for it.
SPEAKER_05I was like, well, you can you kind of have to. It's one of that interim is a dodgy fucking thing, isn't it? Because he did unbelievably well as interim. But seeing it, see he's getting a job, it's fucking titties, is it?
SPEAKER_00I was against him. I said, I think I said at the time, I'm against him getting a job, but if he gets it, I'll have to bark him. You're seeing things now.
SPEAKER_05United for me need a thoroughbred winner for a need a top level, top, top level manager. For me, for me, they've got a bracket bank to get Emory in.
SPEAKER_00Emory's the best manager in that league.
SPEAKER_05They they need because he's been dealing with Villaf and they've had to sell half their team missed the fucking missed seasons he's been there. Can he still get in a tune out of him?
SPEAKER_00Even now, can Emory's a bit one of the best managers in the world, don't you?
SPEAKER_05I think if United team ham on, there'd be nay place but up for him. I'm not saying they'd win a league, but nay S you definitely ask you. But he would he I think he's such an intense guy. He you've got to play for him, or you're just out of team. Oh, if you can you listen to overlap, intense, like he's tactically on the money astute. And I can uh watching two of our videos before a game. And I think if the Tina boy like Emrean and he wasn't successful, you'd think it's a club's run.
SPEAKER_00Well it is to beat there is a bit of that as well, Marx.
SPEAKER_05Aye. There is a bit of that as well. But I just Conte, I would take Conti, and I was what a Conti, was it?
SPEAKER_00He'd be a quick fix. He'd be quite an instant change. But he's a he's a proven winner coach, Kenny. Aye. But he'd less than two two, three seasons that'd be him.
SPEAKER_05Because if you look at it in the cold light a day, Fitzcar Carrick didn't deserve a man united job. He couldn't get Middlesbrough Championship.
SPEAKER_00No, no, it's got nay.
SPEAKER_05Then I Kenny did wheel's interim, can be it's such a dangerous fucking job uh interim thing. It's so dangerous for we see this happen. It's near cushion. We see us happen time and time again. Boys the wheel is interim and he's second to get a job for real.
SPEAKER_00Because I didn't think his signings is signed have been bad. Simon again. Tielemans is a good a good centre midfielder.
SPEAKER_03Is that signing numbers as sports? Well it doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_00I didn't think Tielemans was a bad signing.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00In a face though, anyway. Boy Baliba, well they tried for him year a four, needing 120 million, got for less like half of that. Again on a face route, that signing seemed two cracking signings.
SPEAKER_03Is that the signings they've done?
SPEAKER_00Boy Santos with Chelsea as well. I think so, uh he has played a bit near much.
SPEAKER_03Because he had a good preseason.
SPEAKER_00But then you look at his shite they've got at the back, they've got fucking Maguire. Shaw. Shaw's just been a disgrace for years, and that can't be Darlow. I've never I've never rated him. And the butcher for the game. Martinez, why is he looking the other way? Just go and heed a bar. Just go and win your heater. Simple.
SPEAKER_03And you've got Lenny Oro. Oh yeah. It's not good, is it? It's fucking brilliant.
SPEAKER_00No, not for me. It isn't been brilliant for years, so nah.
SPEAKER_05Nah. It's just again. I think they need a top, top manager and pretty quick. He find himself in a fucking dog fight like that.
SPEAKER_00The last in the head was Mourinho.
SPEAKER_05Aye. He got him second.
SPEAKER_00And no, he I was his best.
SPEAKER_05Well, he's up against the massive cheats. So that's basically first that year. He won the league that year. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Well, basically, he said that's his greatest achievement because he can't if it was going on. Like all the manjers in the league can't if it was going on. But nobody's saying it.
SPEAKER_05I think Abdi Kent was going on, really, didn't I?
SPEAKER_00Well Abdi Kent never first. As soon as Eddie had said up 600 million pounds for your stadium, I'm thinking, why's that value? Why's why's that so expensive?
SPEAKER_05To sponsor the stadium. 600 million, is that you're thinking I I started like thinking, well, can my Newcastle get teenure? And you're thinking they're gonna fucking just buy a cunt, and then they buy Nibdi, and you're like, why didn't they buy a Nicky? And they're like, they can't have it's financial fair play. And Nabdi's like, well, say manage.
SPEAKER_00Dortman knocked back 120 million for Haaland for Chelsea. That sold them to Man City for 50 million.
SPEAKER_0550 yeah, Nabdi was gonna be a bargain it was.
SPEAKER_06How did they manage to do that?
SPEAKER_00Well killed one because they probably gave him 250 million off the books.
SPEAKER_03I don't know how they did it, but fuck knows. See, Haaland's buying up part of the property in Dubai at the moment, is he? Is he? Crazy, is it?
SPEAKER_00It's a fucking disgrace.
SPEAKER_05It's just marking a mockery or the hell fucking. The league's pointless now. Because they are to me, they're a best team. They're a best team, so they're gonna they're gonna either win a league or it's gonna be a title race between them and Arsenal.
SPEAKER_00Well, they're the two best teams.
SPEAKER_05So it's gonna be a fucking farce.
SPEAKER_03A title race is a total farce. I was watching uh the after the Man City Liverpool game game they were speaking in the studio now and Keene saying if I was a player playing for City farce, I wouldn't have feel like I'll be what I totally agree.
SPEAKER_00We are as well.
SPEAKER_05He was saying about the can the memories, the memories because the city fans are saying, well, you can't steal memories face this aguero and all this, you can't steal up face. And Gerard was like, About other memories you've stole for fucking fans that could I win a league, could I go into Champions League or could I won an FA Cup like Stoke or B William?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, can you stole up for them? You can't kind of recreate up. I can't be hollow if you can. I'm not sure Gerard's probably new bloody premiership two of his because that's by the boy. Because you'd feel it was hollow now, can but at that moment in that moment in time you're thinking, fucking hell, they've just stole up for me.
SPEAKER_05We're speaking about Premier League, and I just spoke about this for half an hour. I said, it's gonna be the same RY for until that's sorted out.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Can the p it's a Premier League story now until it's sorted out.
SPEAKER_03And Gary Neville said in our that he would like nay to be he'd prefer Nate D their games if he didn't hate it, but he will he'll hate to do it because I like it, I love it.
SPEAKER_05This is like they're getting even mere box office new because Abdi wants to see him get beat, or they've got their own fans wanting them to win.
SPEAKER_00That's a Premier League in Sky Sports just fucking marking it worse, isn't it? Should give him no coverage.
SPEAKER_05They shouldn't have been shown. Shouldn't have been shown, shouldn't have been shown the cunts. No, so that they can other fans and we shouldn't have hate it fucking.
SPEAKER_00Well, they shouldn't be bending backwards saying, well, you'll get a three o'clock, four o'clock for a Sunday because you'd no, you'll play at three o'clock on Saturday. I'll show a lot of time slot for the rest of the season.
SPEAKER_05Because you'd think a Premier League would just start coming to cunt with them like you're you're three o'clock Saturday every week now. Every week now. If they knew on it. The fans would probably like that to be honest.
SPEAKER_00Probably. Well for rather get the games already, can other plastic.
SPEAKER_05That's probably some fucking shit the Canada. I'd probably like it. I think they'll fucking hammer him. I hope. Hammer him for fit if I that's goad in with the fans and I knew I just put steam into your fucking Ken. And I'm I got a dog in the fight, really, Ken, but it's it marks me angry, Ken.
SPEAKER_00It's just just skeet it cheating on a scale we've never seen a for.
SPEAKER_03Worst it is it likes to sky sports and that still funding them by showing them on TV and gaining them with the money to get it.
SPEAKER_00They're completely they're funding the Premier League. They're fucking the Premier.
SPEAKER_03No. The Premier League's still getting the clubs. Ken, but how how the ruling has been done?
SPEAKER_07Aye aye.
SPEAKER_00You're expelled to your Premier League. And I don't think club would would button on with that.
SPEAKER_03No. Oh, it's a it's a sad state of affairs, isn't it?
SPEAKER_00Well, but if they didn't their reputation and a hang is just a end of it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. Good stuff. Probably f a good time to do one card a week, isn't it?
SPEAKER_05Just before we go one card a week, uh just like to thank Rainbow Rogues because Rainbow Rogues give us um uh a card and uh we fit we end up saying this was that uh glass shield. Plake uh Rainbow Rogues Making a Difference 2026 presented to two Bam Pod with heartfelt thanks for your dedication and outstanding support of Rainbow Rogues. And we are got a we are we we voucher uh for skippers and uh box of chocolates. Yes, so Kerry was doing it uh door we are rainbow rogues, so just much appreciated. Thank you very much.
SPEAKER_00You didn't need to do now how we did it. Nah, it was dean it were anyways, but thanks for the money. It's nice to uh just a vessel for it. No, but thank you.
SPEAKER_07Uh much appreciated.
SPEAKER_05Thanks a lot.
SPEAKER_06Magic. So one clear week is maybe a bad time, isn't it? It's like oh that made me think of it.
SPEAKER_05Obviously, that's neither case, but uh it's just because it was a it was a bridge. It was a sea change in it.
SPEAKER_07We're speaking about city, and I just thought, oh, I have mine. Then it was bad timing. So do we wait until the next week before we open him for dunk to be back?
SPEAKER_03Fuck him.
unknownFuck him.
SPEAKER_03So one can week this week. I've got too much choices this week. Have you?
SPEAKER_00Go on in.
SPEAKER_03Um I was gonna say boy for the weekend, but I'm I'm niggas do a ham. Aye, boy in a fucking commercial. Aye what's his name again? Some boy sangster. Sangster, Ross Sangster.
SPEAKER_00Oh, what a pain in the night.
SPEAKER_05Tucking drinking they stand in this heart.
SPEAKER_03What an annoying card he was coming up and gonna be boy. His potter was push.
SPEAKER_05Where of a fucking I can't believe he listened to.
SPEAKER_00Ross Sangster. Is that his name? Aye, Fabi. Aye, tune. Don't. Said he worked with him, oh did he? He was fucking didn't he still his hand? Didn't I still his hand? His partner was shite. He took out the drink.
SPEAKER_07We was buying. We was buying. Fucking hell. Yeah, it's so burned up.
SPEAKER_03That's why we left early. Ah, that's why we left early. It's Naham. It's Naham. No. It's Came Hell School.
SPEAKER_00Oh, I've seen our die. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. See that, Mike?
SPEAKER_06The winter cards. Winter cards.
SPEAKER_03Winter cards. Instead of Christmas cards. Farsh.
SPEAKER_05Honestly. All they're getting achieved here is markin' folk that didn't go to church extremely angry.
unknownWhat do you mean?
SPEAKER_05That's how they get achieved. Mark and folk angry.
SPEAKER_07But why are you that angry? Because they're taking away the the name Christmas card. Aye, but why why are you offended?
SPEAKER_00Because it's Christmas card? It's United Kingdom Tradition of Christmas.
SPEAKER_05But they did say that you could use can they're now denying honorably canum Christmas cards.
SPEAKER_00Well why why can't we?
SPEAKER_05But they're just saying that we are gonna use the cards.
SPEAKER_00So they're stirring up division. Stirling up division.
SPEAKER_03They're creating division by Dina. Aye. As much as they're saying it's against inclusion, Abdi. By putting that out, they've created that. Which is a bit of a oxymoron as well, as well, is it?
SPEAKER_05Aye, I think it's what it's fucking wild, is it? There's no need to calm winter cards. Ken, that's that's not offending Nibdi. No. Nobody Nibdi. It's not offending folk of different religions. Abdi's got their own religious holidays. Ah that chill. Nobody's getting offended by that. No. It's ridiculous. It's gone way too far. Winter card. Nobody's can in winter cards. Beyond appeal. Beyond appeal. But it's there's mere there's a lot more things to get angry about than that, to be fair. Oh fuck aye. That's n it doesn't mark my angry, I just think what a waste of time.
SPEAKER_07That's how I think. It doesn't really matter, isn't it?
SPEAKER_03That's where they're walking in a week. If I have viewers like Mars, Mark me may be angry. Copalmer. Walk down the road.
SPEAKER_05Walk through the road and completely ignore the little ten year old dune trying to get a wee autograph and he just treated him like absolute shit.
SPEAKER_00Shoot private space. Alright.
SPEAKER_05That's alright. You boys think I'd expect you. I wouldn't idiot. No. Do you see mine from being ten year old on his football hero comes walking down the street? He wouldn't have wanted a wee autograph. I know.
SPEAKER_03I think it was a fact that it was a heap of okay.
SPEAKER_06If you did that to your loon and you're I was one boy in specific, was right in front of him with a pen.
SPEAKER_05All I get to do was pick up a pen, rub a wee boy's head, get a sign. He didn't even hit a back stride, but he ignored him like he was a piece of shit.
SPEAKER_00I thought it was out of order, but why'd you go out for a walk out there?
SPEAKER_05Well, if you just not want to get get further, the dad could.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, exactly. Ken, I'm sure he's got a big girl.
SPEAKER_03You get paid fucking 300, 400,000 pounds a week, did you?
SPEAKER_05I would like to think if I was ever that type of player, I would ski kids my time.
SPEAKER_00See if he was sitting doing a family meal or something and some cunt come across him.
SPEAKER_05Get the fuck I absolutely walk in the street. I get the D. Made the boys' day.
SPEAKER_00I'd be seeing the boys' month. I'd be selfies instead of graphs.
SPEAKER_05I'd fucking ignore just it wouldn't even look at a wee lad, can't I? Even if he'd give him a wee tap in the heat and say, Nay dear boys, I'll get you next time. Something like that. But he just he pretended he wasn't even there. A little fucking new though. And if he apologised and said, look, I was in a bad mood, then that would shine a better light in him.
SPEAKER_00Then I go for a walk in.
SPEAKER_05Great player, I don't get my wrong, but I thought I was shy. Like I hate seeing that. I felt sorry for a weak kid. Agreed.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_05I'm angry at it as well.
SPEAKER_03Aye.
SPEAKER_07They're angry at the winter guards, like that's a bit step too far. That's Came Hall. Fun is that. Er Brigadier, is it? Is it? Snape at Med. No, no.
SPEAKER_00Came Hall's Brigadier, I think.
SPEAKER_05Came Hall Who's a good one. You boys died, look sure. I've seen that face before, Mike. Definitely brigade. Is it? 100%.
SPEAKER_00Came Hell Hooson. Just been Hoosin's up here Robertson's little guy.
SPEAKER_05Came Hell Primary School Brigadier.
SPEAKER_00Tuners of Lunwolk. Come on, Casey Sports. It's a banana to be like. Somebody way back in the 80s when there was Kenneth and like a provincial club and nobody cared on. Somebody some boy that signed. Sure, it's a story. We ask a big fucking inflatable banana. Something like that. Stupid. What a waste of time. Just hell on Man City, waste of thing.
SPEAKER_03So can you include like a Liam Gallagher and I?
SPEAKER_00Oh well I don't know what a man doing. He's another guy.
SPEAKER_03He's a part of them, is he?
SPEAKER_00Aye, he's he's one of the problems.
SPEAKER_03What did he say? Man United Arsenal and Liverpool are corrupt as well.
SPEAKER_00Are corrupt as well.
SPEAKER_05Well I'm sure the V cheated in some weak capacity. Tapping up players for Abdi Abdi is that type of cheating, Ken. Aye. Abdi does that. Tapping players, Ben. Almost a billion pounds worth of cheating. That's a different level, is it? Aye.
SPEAKER_00But it's it's like a the ham and the Man City fans just basically in denial of it's happening. Yeah. And basically rubbing Abdi's faces, thinking that we're untouchable.
SPEAKER_06No, it's right there in front of the fucking. Just my sick sitting among the bottom.
SPEAKER_07Harlan's dad and aye.
SPEAKER_03Was he doing a weird? He was in the fans and that. Oh, was he? Aye. I was gonna actually hey I had McGuire doing my list as well this week.
SPEAKER_00Oh, Harry Maguire. My fuck.
SPEAKER_03Burganty the boy. Waving and Dina that Ben Core when you get sent half. Aye. Bit poor for a professional player, Dina. It's good for a wind up.
SPEAKER_05You got quite sunk about his misery.
SPEAKER_03I'm waiting for the coffee to come in first. Nah, he was fine. Fine boys. Only joking Ross. It was good. Actually, the next day I said if I was uh Ken.
SPEAKER_00It was good fun.
SPEAKER_03Sure, he's doing his son. I can't mind. He did probably do that. It was hard to keep up if I was buying drinks. I think I'll just keep on just buying drinks.
SPEAKER_05Thaners, uh Loon and I. I didn't again it was Thaners Loon. I can't have a found out either. I mean he's a Rangers fan. I might not. Yeah. But I was speaking to him for a while, Yank.
SPEAKER_00I think come in a boot side.
SPEAKER_05After a fit boy. Aye. He's a sound sound bad, no.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I have it. Axley got 20 quid for somebody now. Because it was uh was it Colin Lorraine uh Mickey? Uh Jamie Mickey's mum and dad or something. Oh he wasn't in the shouting. How do I need to ask fucking coffee stuff?
SPEAKER_00Jamie Mickey's armor.
SPEAKER_03How do I ask? Because we're just going to sight and do fuck. Then he came up, he was just about to leave. Hey, look, you ask 20 quid, get yourselves a couple coffees and he's a shouting. I'm not getting a shout. So is that you give him a shout? So Colin Lovein Mickey. Um thanks for the That's right.
SPEAKER_00Because she was she was definitely on him. Colin was he actually bite out? He was we could have enticed him back into the message.
SPEAKER_03Right, um mug of truth in this week. The mug of truth. Sounds good, the deep voice, doesn't it?
SPEAKER_00I'll go first, mate.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_00Is soup and a toasty acceptable for a supper? So you've crafted an A mass, come out of the door, uh Barry, there's a bowl of soup and a cheese and ham toasty for your tea.
SPEAKER_05No. Nah, nah, nah. Like I'd actually be Katie wouldn't idiot. That's beyond the pale, is it? Uh just like Nay asking you for you went for your tea, and then that's uh super super toast. Conjured up. Is Lisa Diratless? No. 100% unacceptable.
SPEAKER_00I've stole a mug of truth. It was actually Meg's mug of truth, so I'm thinking something's gone doom here.
SPEAKER_07I've had a soup and a toasted from a superior a few times. I dye dang toast and soup goes.
SPEAKER_00Oh, it goes. Nah. I think uh only reason you hear cheese.
SPEAKER_03I had soup and I had a bowl of a big bowl of tomato soup, two toasties, salad, uh colesla, crisps, and uh.
SPEAKER_05You dipping a toast in the soup, like?
SPEAKER_03Oh hi.
SPEAKER_05Nah.
unknownHi.
SPEAKER_05It's gonna be soft bread. Sandwich, neah toasty. Toasty's fine. Toasty. The melted cheese. Nah yeah.
SPEAKER_00Ne in it for my tea. I'd only have it for my tea. Well if I'm suit for my lunch. Fit it ahead for my supper, right?
SPEAKER_06You'd only have it for your tea if you sought for your lunch. A smart supper, light supper, guys. Aye, yeah, yeah. Aye, if you'd been out for a bit like a car for a two o'clock.
SPEAKER_00I'll have snuck and pull a soup and a sandwich.
SPEAKER_05I would get a soup and a big baguette. No. No. Okay, for ahead on Sunday morning. Uh cheese on toast.
SPEAKER_00Oh aye.
SPEAKER_05After air fryer.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I think my toast is an air fryer.
SPEAKER_05That's fucking good, is it? Aye. Aye. Put butter on outside of the bread. Butter outside the bread. I never put any butter on the bread, eh? Oh aye. So I put it in for the 180, two minutes, preheat. Heat. Preheat. Heated it and then put the bread in. Another two minutes at 180. And then put a tea nut oak, put a cheese on top, back in, a couple of them, five minutes, perfect. Alright. But the toast isn't a brown at all. It's still white, but it's toasty, yeah.
SPEAKER_00I put uh butter on both sides, put my bread in, my cheese, my filling, put my etherine on top, and then lay something down in the like a little tray. So I mark a toast in the air for a tray to like cheese melts, flip it over, tuck a tray out, and for another five, it's magic mass. Crispy, crispy.
SPEAKER_05Mine was cheese on toast, though it wasn't a toast.
SPEAKER_00Did cheese neffle wife when you put the mark in there for a neta.
SPEAKER_07Quick on the under a grill, though it's.
SPEAKER_05But Neta's good. S is fucking fine. Like aye. It's just perfection. Like cheese is just there's just something about it. It's better than the grill. Jinxo? Aye.
SPEAKER_03I'll have to get a try because it's a few.
SPEAKER_05It puts a crisp on top of the cheese can like in a grill. It melts like fucking can it's it doesn't sti it's nice stringy air fryer, it just like comes off and I bite again. It was maybe just the way I did it. It's perfect like and I says, Damn it, you you ever had cheese on toast? Er no. I was right, I'll mark you some. She was fair and past me. Nice. And uh but Matt so I was for a breakfast.
SPEAKER_00Cheese and toast for breakfast.
SPEAKER_05Okay, so that means it's just for breakfast. What's aye? Cheese on toast for breakfast. Unacceptable. She's like, Aye? Aye. You can't have for breakfast. No. I'm like, why not?
SPEAKER_00No, that's a dinner that's a dinner item. Or a snack item.
SPEAKER_03It's weird because you can get continental breakfast with cheeses and hams. Aye. Aye. Bread. You can get cheese on toast for breakfast. Can't you? Surely. I'd I would have another condiment anyway, like jam or a cheese on toast.
SPEAKER_00I'd hit jam with cheese.
SPEAKER_05This is weird. This is scary.
SPEAKER_00Toast, cheese, and jam. Superb. Cup of tea. You don't melt your cheese. Call cheese, cheddar.
SPEAKER_07Aye. Okay. You like a you like you have a cheese, yeah.
SPEAKER_05You like a cheese. Cheese boards and cheese. Shit. That's not a dessert though, eh? You have for dessert. A cheese board. It is. It's a snack. Just in my dinner? That's for a hen at night watching a film.
SPEAKER_03A shade and platter, is it really? I do like a cheese board.
SPEAKER_05I'd I get it.
SPEAKER_03So night I had uh lintel and bacon soup in rice pudding. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05That's fucking terrific stuff. You are na we lay.
SPEAKER_03Did you mark up? Elaine made soup 'cause I wasn't a feeling grape, so she made a handmade lintel soup with bacon, which was fucking ace. And some bread, crusty bread with butter.
SPEAKER_00Then fine bed snaps substantial enough for supper. That's a dinner.
SPEAKER_03My dinner was probably better, maybe in your case, Ice. I'd uh spark bowl a ten with toast.
SPEAKER_06That's fucking what a ten. Fucking hell. You need more splendid mate. I'll easily have some mate. I'll buy you something for you. Soup for your supper sparkbowl at a ten. Fucking hell.
SPEAKER_03Jesus. Had beans and toast, just dodgy.
SPEAKER_05It's not long eyes, yeah.
SPEAKER_07That's an A wheel, is it?
SPEAKER_03It's just your nay wheel. I think so.
SPEAKER_00Just eating a ball is you had ten. Fucking. You must have specifically went out and bought.
SPEAKER_03Oh I never bought it today, it was been it was in the cupboard. Oh my god. There's hot dogs, but there was no hot dog baps, so I thought I'm making hot dogs, hot dogs. There was oxtail soup and making oxtail soup. Um there was spark ball in a ten, or beans and sausages. Beans and sausages in a ten.
SPEAKER_00Why have you bought spark ball in a tin?
SPEAKER_07I don't mind it, it's quite fine. I would see out in the supermarket just walk straight by it. Never even contemplate by it.
SPEAKER_00Next you'll be saying you've got your uh Christmas dinner out of ten.
SPEAKER_03No, no, that's too far. Too far, like. Aye. So soup and toasty for supper is fine.
SPEAKER_00Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03Well go in mind. Go for it. Um so mining is if you were to write an autobiography or your cell or on your OS, um, fit would the title or the autobiography be?
SPEAKER_05So I'm Ned MS. I'm Ned MSR. You know. I just nah.
SPEAKER_07I've did you three though. Well I didn't mind Zenith.
SPEAKER_03Well, I wanna I go aye, it's very ready. Well, I've got um Life of Pies.
SPEAKER_05Life of Pies.
SPEAKER_03For you? Oh one foot in the grave, one hand on the mic for me as well. Uh Gone with a foreskin.
SPEAKER_07That's a couple for me, like aye. You want me here my name to you? I go now. Uh Nay A C D C.
SPEAKER_05Ne A C D C. No, I did by the uh Buckley's DJ. Life on the edge of death. Sharon's caring. Nice guys have heart attacks too.
SPEAKER_06Tatty water Life and Times of Michael Hay, the world champion snorter.
SPEAKER_05That saladines ahead for you, like for Mike.
SPEAKER_00I've got eat, drink, and have a cardiac arrest. Still here, still hungry, still thirsty. Heart of gold and arteries of porridge.
SPEAKER_04Oh dear.
SPEAKER_00In the last team, three stents and still no sense.
SPEAKER_07I'd buy that but shed.
SPEAKER_00Oh right. I've got I've got a couple for myself, you know. Kevin's cost of living. Shed loads of money, dot dot dot that I haven't spent. Fifty shades of tight penny for my thoughts, that'll be 50p. A pound saved is a pound I'm keeping. And shed hobbins.
SPEAKER_03What a tight tight stuff here. Tight stuff here out.
SPEAKER_05I've got the bird watcher. Never wrong. Aye, true. Beating your brother at Scrabble once.
SPEAKER_06Sounds for the death.
SPEAKER_05This is in reference to his golf game. I'm a hooker.
SPEAKER_06Three stars in Michelman. And uh I've got one for a tightness, guardian of the coins.
SPEAKER_03I've got uh for Shed, Lord of the Spins, Psychic Memoirs. Oh Yellow Cards and Yellow Stickers. Oh yeah. Um Mr. Ambando The Devil Wears Stonewash. That's my favourite. And uh The Grinch. The Grinch made a Christmas, fucking Christmas.
SPEAKER_05You've got I know you're gonna go for yourself. I never didn't for me because I didn't I was thinking, and it's like, oh well, let's get some for Mars, mate.
SPEAKER_03I've got to hit for you in this page 50 Sage of Beige.
SPEAKER_00Fifty Sage of Beige, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Uh Marcy, um pageant to pod. Planet of the Grapes, Bothy Stories. Um nine fingers, ten opinions, zero fucks. Nine and a half. And I've Asta Mignana.
SPEAKER_00Mass left unsupervised the mass chronicles. One errand, a mass disaster. Normal people have hobbies, I have incidents. Crush bang wallop, massy's on the road again. A father, uh a husband, a father, an electrician, a man who should never be left alone with a toolbox frying pan or suppose or a a simply or a simple plan. Aye. Right, aye, yeah. So aye, crush, bang, wallop, massy's on the road again.
SPEAKER_03Dunk, we've we've gone as I don't know again if I've dean dunk. Dunk. I've got things for dunk, like it works for dunk, have we?
SPEAKER_05I have plenty for dunk.
SPEAKER_06I've got chapters and I have wrote his things I know, chapter one, and then chapter two, just below it. Blog page things I know, nothing. A simple life. He's not here, so we're gonna absolutely have one. Yes. We'll go do the table like oh well uh I'll you want me to DM. He put text. He put text season ticket holder, that's gotta be, isn't it?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, watching religiously. Oh we'll all agree. Uh raging, uh, life on the fence. I know an and a deep and fit I can't I was getting to struggle with this.
SPEAKER_06I know uh an ethnicist following.
SPEAKER_05I know an ethnist. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I've got uh easy for you to say. Tactics, tantrums, and terrible advice. The complete idiot's guide to being dunk. In the last scene, I think, therefore I may be wrong.
SPEAKER_05Oh fucking hell.
SPEAKER_06Dunk scenes were too easy. I wouldn't need to make a knock a pick. Again, the idiots getting the knock-ups.
SPEAKER_00No, he will not.
SPEAKER_03I've got Pop Goes the Weasel. Anger Management. Seen it, done fuck all. The good, the bad, the undecided. The incredible sulk.
SPEAKER_00The incredible salt.
SPEAKER_03Confessions of a window looker. Oh dear. The Lion King. I've actually got a book for you two if you used to use the book.
SPEAKER_05Would you rather hey a chick with ten outta ten looks or ten out of ten filth?
SPEAKER_00Well I'm I'm gonna filth because I'm forever good horn. So filth.
SPEAKER_03Right? I'd like to go five and five, if possible.
SPEAKER_00No Mike, that's the sort of stuff. Don't go come on while we on the fence.
SPEAKER_07We can enter into details in a minute.
SPEAKER_06As far as you've got to answer the question.
SPEAKER_07Ruin the houses with that, is it? I think so.
SPEAKER_05Still be. But then you've got to say, well, how old low do you drop with the looks for ten out of ten filth?
SPEAKER_06So if it's a marks you're loud.
SPEAKER_00Ten.
SPEAKER_05No, no.
SPEAKER_06So you've got your if it's ten out of ten looks and ten out of two ten fifth, it's gotta be the old ten out of ten crazy, is it?
SPEAKER_00So fit first graph. Light on the graph.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, you're going for at least a five. Fit ratio, fit fit, would you go doing to two to one ratio and fifth?
SPEAKER_05Would you go do a a one? So far ten out of ten filth. So one being like as bad as it gets. Okay.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_03Nah. Nah. I'd maybe go a four. A four and a six. A four. Between four and six. Four tidy six six randy. Or is it binding at ten? Ah, it binds at ten.
SPEAKER_00Binds at ten. Lowest I could do would be three.
SPEAKER_05Two and a half, mate. Depending on. Ten out of ten fifth is basically she'll be only hanging you want and enjoy it.
SPEAKER_06She'll be mentioning shit you never thought of. I could be doing one.
SPEAKER_03You could though, could you? Okay, but if you might find she's got like a row of fucking I can't be a lot. Teeth missing and fucking eh?
SPEAKER_05Aye. It's gotta be a boundary, is it? But only like aye. Ten ten out of tens fit seven of ten, can there's just nothing she wouldn't enjoy.
SPEAKER_00You got his home decor. Okay, you're gonna do it in public again as well. Well, I says my wife. And somebody goes, oof.
SPEAKER_01Watch us, come back with us.
SPEAKER_04She says she's alright.
SPEAKER_03I thought you was gonna be dealing with that.
SPEAKER_05Like I f say say if you said like five looks, ten filth, or five filth, and ten looks. So she looks basically like somebody Robert Redford would pay a million pounds to spend a night with. Okay. But it's five filth again.
SPEAKER_00Aye, that's how I walk.
SPEAKER_05So that would be better than Aye. That would be better than ten looks. No, I would be like uh ten filth and five looks. That would be better than aye. You'd rather hit ten looks, five filth, than mixing myself up.
SPEAKER_00It's pretty high up in a felt scale.
SPEAKER_03Five? Aye.
SPEAKER_00Well it's half?
SPEAKER_03So she'll still be a bit filthy, will she? We bet.
SPEAKER_00But really nice. Really nice. I'd say good ratio.
SPEAKER_07You need to be rich for a ten out of ten, though.
SPEAKER_03Of course you do, and loads of money. I would go maybe uh I would seven and seven be the ideal would it? Alright. Seven. Oh, I mean you're never getting that.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_03Are you?
SPEAKER_06Does it exist? A ten you might be even gun yourself. Whoa!
SPEAKER_04But that must be a bad thing.
SPEAKER_05You can put up a lot. Could you think a lassee would be? For for we wouldn't say fell for a lasse, but like looks are good in in bed. Looks.
SPEAKER_03I think it would be in bed. I think it'd just be being a man and looking after the woman, maybe.
SPEAKER_00That's a different question. They've got different things for yours.
SPEAKER_07Um I think they would uh to meet well.
SPEAKER_05I think that's like in a woman's mind, but That's an unanswered question. I think Katie would go ten out of ten looks every day of the week. Do you think so? Aye. So I think I think we've all got higher than spoke to. And she said like ten out of ten in the sacks, only like a short time in your life, Ken. But if you've got a ten out of ten looks, that's like you can look at him constantly. I goes, but you get Ken, if you get ten out of ten looks bloke, you eventually you get used to it, it's no longer a thing, and she goes, Oh no, no. Fair enough. I was feared to ask her first year. I need a solid four.
SPEAKER_00Run down wrong end of stead, draw deal with you, boss.
SPEAKER_05Tuck a solid four for Luke's and a solid six for would you?
SPEAKER_03Did you sell Shed Luke's then in bed?
SPEAKER_00Probably probably half and half. Five and five. Alright, I thought I thought you meant point five and point five. Nah, I've got to mind I'm gonna be fifty this year. Next year.
SPEAKER_05That's his thing you need a wife said, does it? We're spicking in there going, I don't think you're selling a four.
SPEAKER_00Can't man's back in the day, I would have been a higher number looks-wise, but now six in bed?
SPEAKER_03Come on.
SPEAKER_00I'd probably rate higher in the bed than I do luke's, I would say.
SPEAKER_03Aye. I think I was beat the same. Definitely.
SPEAKER_07I'm a genius now.
SPEAKER_05If I was now ranking higher in the bed and I wasn't Luke's big crap. Should I left now?
SPEAKER_00True. But then you're talking comfort for the fact. She's saying you can look at somebody and they're gorgeous forever. So comfort and that must. Or a squint. She's better if I close one.
SPEAKER_06Agree for you if it can't.
SPEAKER_03No, 100%. Right, uh fantasy.
SPEAKER_05Oh, but I couldn't mind your DJ name, you'd have DJ name Yoda.
SPEAKER_03Yoda's Yoda. That's why I was getting his put DJ Yoda. But for a start, it was card. Me and Grant Stewart used to DJ at a club. Oh I aye. If it was you start with Fats and SMA.
SPEAKER_07Fat and Smaye.
SPEAKER_03F A T S in SMA.
SPEAKER_05SMA. Nay A C D C I was thinking like if you went up and uh asked for a request, you're like NACDC.
SPEAKER_07You go any rock now, I haven't seen black quitting.
SPEAKER_03Fucking sick of that. I hate playing the songs that play the most like colours, Mr. Bright Side, and all that stuff. That's crowd pleasers, Mike. It's cow pleasers.
SPEAKER_07Cow pleasers. Crowd crowd pleasers.
SPEAKER_03In fifth position, uh Miles McCaskill, pick me plumes at 456. In fourth position, Nathan Smith, Chicken Ticamo Sala, 458. In third position, Ross Purdy, Saka Neapes, 463. In second position, Mike Gerard, MGFC, 480. And in first position, Ryan Spencer, roll the dice 491. Some big scores there.
SPEAKER_05I'd 89S you think.
SPEAKER_03Did you? I'd fucking 34, I think.
SPEAKER_05I captained Fitz's name. I'd 52. Joe Pedro is it the boy up front for uh I captained him.
SPEAKER_03I'd whistle as captain against Coventry, didn't fuck all Hall zero, Carl Fiore.
SPEAKER_05I had Carl Fiore and I had the boy scored for Brighton. De Croyter. De Kreuka.
SPEAKER_03He's quite high up in the list.
SPEAKER_05I had Palmer.
unknownAye.
SPEAKER_03That's probably the best week I've had. Aye. 29 points just for three Chelsea boys are worth it. Right, er buy me a coffee then this week. Thank you for being We Stu Donald has bought us a coffee.
SPEAKER_05Saw a boy doing DIY on his front door with his missus standing there pointing out where he had gone wrong and thinking he should be doing instead. That reminds me of something. Wondering what you loons would do in that situation. A do as instructed, happy wife, happy life. Stay quiet, carry on what you were doing after she leaves. Storm off shouting, D it your fucking self if you can better. D the Stevo option. Hire a man to do it and let him fuck your wife after. What the cuck. Cheers. I'm storming off. I'm seeing I'm like fucking DK. Katie would not even attempt that with me because she like if I'm D and D I Y, I'm already angry. I see with you. Aye, I'm just KK and just uh leave my. Okay. Sh be same.
SPEAKER_00I see.
SPEAKER_05If I get a stunner barking and instruction. You do it. I'm B. Stay quiet, current of me. I'd find that hard. I'm I'm nine for staying quiet.
SPEAKER_00No, I've got an opinion or two as well to be fair.
SPEAKER_03I'd be mere concerned with the fact that Elaine would tell me for how to do it. Fit would be dean wrong. Fit of you dean wrong, yeah. That's a main thing.
SPEAKER_00That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm saying date your fucking selling if you can't.
SPEAKER_03Stugggy 1903 has bought us five coffees.
SPEAKER_00Wow. I read this scene out to you, sexy arsehole cunts, ruined my four-hour drive to Wells Sight in Ohio today because the pod was late. Actually near killed myself. Do you know how much I rely on you when I went to AM? Stand free. Fuck Mars. Hope he jokes his coffee that for a Parker's fan, but I'm red first. Seeing the hoo tried to wire a plug when he was allegedly time served. That's why I fucked off abroad. Mark, I presume Mark Ham read the suit, or it'll be another 24-hour pod with his reading.
SPEAKER_03Stoogie 1903 Stoogie. Mansoor bin Zayed Al Nahayin.
SPEAKER_06Fuck hell. That's tremendous, Mike. You fucking practice that.
SPEAKER_03Mansoor bin Sayed Al Nayan.
SPEAKER_05That's a fucking classic.
SPEAKER_03Hypothetical question, lads. Club A breaks the league rules by spending 900 million more of their own money than is permitted. Allows them to acquire players that would otherwise not have been able to bring in. Results in them having multiple trophy wins. Club B breaks the law and evades tax by paying players' wages through employee benefits trusts. Multiple trophy wins later goes bankrupt by owing tens of millions of pounds to the public purse and various businesses. Starts off life under a new name while still using the old name debt free in League Two and holding on to the trophy success, which is worst.
SPEAKER_05Club B. It's definitely a selling fan, isn't it? Could be a Dodds family.
SPEAKER_03Club A. 900 million.
SPEAKER_00Club B. Because it's actually affected my my tax. I'm paying. The due US tax and it's come out. Then I paid their fair share, so I've actually got to pay mere tax to cover the shortfield.
SPEAKER_05I could argue, but I'm negative. I can't be arsey skin. Yeah, like if you get into like uh partisan and fit by Nibdi can see past the rain club or anything like that. Nah, I'm negative brother. I'm tempted like that. Thanks, Mansure. Alright, cheers.
SPEAKER_03Cheers for coffee.
SPEAKER_05One coffee for that.
SPEAKER_03Woolley from Airdrie's bought us three coffees.
SPEAKER_05I've been meaning to miss you boys for Mike went on holiday. I thought I had to listen to your pish uh summer break for the fit bar and you decided to have a break because Mike was away. Do you boys understand that? I'll have an easy answer to fix this problem. Keep Mass's fucking digits awaffee the buttons. The comma was for Shed's benefits. Mugga truth. If your mate's a wanker at a party, do you pull him up when his dog rough the next day or do you put it down to the drink? Fellow hun, Marseille, love your stories when you travel with the wife and family. How the fuck one guy can get into so many situations makes me piss myself. Fellow hun.
SPEAKER_00Well, he's bound to be a hon for Erdri, Willet.
SPEAKER_03So if your mate's a wanker at a party, do you pull him up when he's dogged off the next day or do you put it down to the drink? Do you pull him up a top?
SPEAKER_05It's been worse than that arsehole, Ken from your steaming. One of your arsehole mates wants to remind you of what a dick you were being the day for. I I can't start I can't stand that shit. Why do you need drunk and being a dick in that? Alongside me. I don't want to be Paul's. Aye. Exactly. Ken, we're out here now, and Ken, if you're if you're drunk and you start being a dick, you just say, Marsh's drunk.
SPEAKER_00Leave him, sorry.
SPEAKER_05I'll be out of your mom.
SPEAKER_00Sorry, I'll be sleeping in jail.
SPEAKER_05I see how funny unless he's kicking off or something, which I did we didn't have any mates like, really, did we? Nah. Fucking order. But usually it's like leave him be. Leave him be, be alright. We did hear a specific boy that used to fucking do that shit, used to do a mine nothing. But anyway. He's not here, isn't it?
SPEAKER_00Chris has bought us two coffees. English Mastered here again. I know Mike would be the only one who knew who Louis Grassick Gibbon was last week.
SPEAKER_05See, just see if Chris was for Pakistan. Did you read that out? Aye. She just wrote it. Aye. I was just asking the question.
SPEAKER_00Mug of truth, is it okay to wind up your siblings to the point of it being slightly life-changing? My brother who is ginger was going out with a girl who's also ginger. I told him that when two gingers have a baby, then that's where the albino's come from. In my defense, he was only 16 and now hopefully married with two kids.
SPEAKER_04That's brilliant. Superb.
SPEAKER_03Albino. That's brilliant.
SPEAKER_00Superb.
SPEAKER_03Leon's bought his five coffees. Alright, lads, been listening a while now and thought it about time to send some coffees in. Listen to the pod makes my Wednesday morning a bit better when at work, or should I say, Thursday mornings now, bunch of cunts. Also, shout out to Drew and Owen, who are also longtime listeners, but you won't see them buying any coffees because they're greedy, hungry bastards, just like famous shed. Maas, this one is for you. Is it acceptable when you're behind someone at the cost machine to steal their bean over their shooter when you notice they're not scanning it? Back to the story when someone stole your bean that time. I couldn't stop laughing. Cheers again, lads. Bye bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Bye.
SPEAKER_05Cheers, cheers Leon. Well, it's definitely to deat with a shooter. I'd ask him for a scrap. If somebody did that, I'd ask him for trouble. Like if it was a pal. Ooh, the shooter. If it's a pal, aye, right. I'd be funny. It was a stranger. Oh aye. Oh, your hair fight.
SPEAKER_00That's that's weird You might actually spill your Costa on him.
SPEAKER_05I get it, then just throw it on the well you've got a bean, so take a coffee and I can't face. Aye, corner scold. Some of them are scolding. But the next thing you get steam call. Aye.
SPEAKER_00I don't like my coffee at hot either.
SPEAKER_03No, yeah. No. I like it straight away, I drink it. I couldn't. Aye, you don't like it. You don't even. Oh no. It's too hate for you to hit it.
SPEAKER_00I've seen myself here Starbucks shoot a blackburn and still need to touch it by the time I get hit. And it's still roasting it. I still roast it.
SPEAKER_05The McDonald's coffee's the worst. McDonald's coffee. They are fucking mental hate. Aye. Mental.
SPEAKER_00They're not bummed.
SPEAKER_05If you hit it between your legs and you drove and it spilled your legs, you'd scald your thighs like aye. So I'd hate.
SPEAKER_03Fucking. But they're good though. I do like a McDonald's in the way.
SPEAKER_00I do like a McDonald's in this wheel.
SPEAKER_03Elaine often keeps them then puts them in the microwave and she can say. Lisa this up.
SPEAKER_05It's out of I can she likes her coffee scolding. Katie will brew brew her tea for Islam, the Wada's car, and she heats it up in a microwave. Oh no. That's nuts, isn't it?
SPEAKER_03It's beyond a pill. Speaking about hate things that I was reading the story this week. You see about hackers that hacked in some supermarket and was it in France? And switched off all the fringes? No, they put the fringes up to 50 degrees.
SPEAKER_00Why is your fringes online? I can.
SPEAKER_05Citizens are getting mental, they're not happy. Like a student in it, but I think it's a bit a bit uh just they're not happy with our government.
SPEAKER_03Like a lot of folk, I suppose, isn't it? Well lads, that's uh episode 328. Uh by the way, um plans for the rest of the week, the weekend.
SPEAKER_06I'm going to add uh two in the morning's night. Katie's birthday.
SPEAKER_05Oh happy birthday, wife. Oh we're going to have an Indian place if it's a Nepalese Indian Nepalese something like that. It's up high up high in the ratings anyway. So we're going to iron binding Sandman. Oh day off in Thursday. Tiny.
SPEAKER_07So looking forward to that. So a meal then ice. Couple of drinks. A couple of drinks, maybe, and then uh fine. Back to the Sandman.
SPEAKER_05Some action.
SPEAKER_03Do you give a coin in a mug of truth? Is it acceptable for a man you go doing you on your birth birthday?
unknownHuh?
SPEAKER_07If they ask, it's a buggy trend. Shed yourself.
SPEAKER_00Mark referee this weekend, which is fine. Torah under 13. I can't remember. Regional poker tournament. Oh. Saturday afternoon. Oh, is that Saturday, isn't it? So that'll be fine. I've been in here for ages like so.
SPEAKER_07Or is that a G? G.
SPEAKER_00I'll need it.
SPEAKER_05Oh, you need an ex birthday.
SPEAKER_0050. Fun is it? August next year.
SPEAKER_05Gotta hit a party for that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_05I 100%.
SPEAKER_00No one?
SPEAKER_05I were. I'm not coming. I are.
SPEAKER_03Or doing some of you. I'll laugh. I'll do the pinning dude. I don't want a hard wonk emo. Maybe we'll go back to that pot a few months ago, man. I was done about hunting.
SPEAKER_05No, I was gonna be hunting. Go ahead and summon if you're 50. 100%. We'll see. Go to decent. I think 50 is the only birthday worth celebrating. We'll see. 21 in 50. We'll see.
SPEAKER_03Good stuff. I want to do Edinburgh on Saturday.
unknownFucking hell.
SPEAKER_03Edinburgh, it's all concert. Oh for you, you can see. For you vance. Never know. He's uh folk kind of singer. Queen's Hall?
SPEAKER_05Oh no, they didn't have four.
SPEAKER_07We can we can't say median.
SPEAKER_00Oh no. Stop, it's that's not even funny. How can you tell jokes if you're not fucking a thought, isn't it?
SPEAKER_05He is funny. No. Stuart Lee.
SPEAKER_03Looking forward to it. Is that in Newcastle? UK.
SPEAKER_07Me and K, yeah. Oh good stuff. Doing the train. Nah, I'm driving. Alright. Just doing the Saturday and Hammer Sunday.
SPEAKER_03Alright.
SPEAKER_07Fair traffic.
SPEAKER_03Right, lads. Uh well, yeah, good week. And we'll see you next Tuesday. Hopefully Dunk's feeling a bit better. Well maybe when they come back after his books this week, yeah. Take it easy.