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#327 - Dexter
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🎙️ EPISODE #327 – DEXTER
The Bams are back… and somehow dismantling a kitchen to rescue a cat called Dexter isn’t even the biggest shambles of the week. 🐈😂
This week:
❓ The Quiz – kicking things off by finding out who actually knows their footballers… and who’s just guessing.
💬 Sma Chat – the important issues of the week. And by important, we obviously mean complete nonsense.
🏆 Highland League in the Scottish Cup – the Highland League clubs are fairing pretty well… but how far can they go?
💰 Buckie Thistle Players on the Market – who’s available, who could be moving and where could they end up?
🏴 Scotland & the Nations League – another poor performance, but is it the players or did we simply get the whole bloody setup wrong?
⚖️ Man City & The Charges – as the saga rolls on, should other clubs simply down tools if City escape serious punishment?
🖕 W.O.W – somebody’s earned the title. Again.
☕ Mug of Truth – no hiding when the truth comes out.
🙌 Buy Me a Coffee Legends – a massive shoutout to the caffeine crew keeping the pod alive and the Bams talking absolute shite every week.
🎧 Unfiltered. Unpredictable. Usually Unnecessary.
The Bams are at it again. 🎙️🔥
#2BAMPOD #Episode327 #DEXTER #ScottishFootball #HighlandLeague #ScottishCup #Scotland #NationsLeague #ManCity #WOW #MugOfTruth #PodcastBanter
The Bams are at It !!
Just a little warning. This podcast does contain some food language. If you're using defended, this is maybe not the podcast for you.
SPEAKER_03LSPL E P L I like the role.
SPEAKER_02Or like hens kite. Who are you? Good evening. Episode 327. We're just speaking about my smells, Mask is hands smelling.
SPEAKER_08I was filling my van a fucking fuel fork him up. 120 pounds. That is insane. Is that right? Now it's £120 to fill a van. That's why. That's me got to find probably an extra £150 a month on fuel. That's a lot. In fact, does the market hate Donald Trump for all it?
SPEAKER_02Shed, don't how much are you spending a month in charging your cars?
SPEAKER_06£20.
SPEAKER_04I reckon about £150 or £160.
SPEAKER_08Alright.
SPEAKER_04I do two and a half to mile a month.
SPEAKER_08Oh yeah, but it's a month's month. So it's cheap, still cheap as chips.
SPEAKER_04Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02I worked out it's ten tenfold cheaper to do it.
SPEAKER_04Oh yeah, you'll save a fortune.
SPEAKER_08My problem is my va can my van's my van. I'd I'd buy me a finance or fuck all in it. And if I get a new van, I'll probably get hit by finance unless I fucking destroy my savings. And then so I'd hit the finance in an electric van. Yeah. But and then just a wee bit. So it's can still work out cheaper.
SPEAKER_04Still work out cheaper.
SPEAKER_08Nah, I can like the if I went electric. Oh, you would. If you electric van, pay off an electric van.
SPEAKER_04You'll get an electric van for less than 20 grand.
SPEAKER_08Just I but you you get to be 200 pounds. I suppose uh you're spending a five grand grant or something.
SPEAKER_02Solar panels put in an R charge batteries. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08I'd be I had this had costs money, Mike. Fucking. I just banched a lot of batteries. That's fucking 20 grand, can that's a long time we got back.
SPEAKER_04We've done an investment about seven years.
SPEAKER_08It's a long time. Seven years. This when you get do her age, you could be deaned seven years. Hope no.
SPEAKER_04No, I hope no, but I never thought it would look up. She will be there.
SPEAKER_08She's sensible. I am looking into getting a new van and I can't write I want to go electric, but someone telling you purple. Diesel uh again. I fancy when I I was uh Jamie Stewart gives a run duty in Scotland game history. He's got uh custom custom I like that things like or custom you're quibbling about a fucking electric van you can they are expensive it's a custom turno, isn't it? But fucking fuel that's wild it's wild like Tunnel's in the channel.
SPEAKER_02I can yeah, he's keeping it under two pound a litre, which is near many of them under two pound a litre now. Even Morris and Zimmeruri, 199.9.
SPEAKER_08Aye they've teen new the garage and uh Meltorman have they, I think. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Have they? I think so. I think it's the same folk that's taken over the co-op. Co op and Tura. Aye. Because the co-op shut down mint store or something like that. Mint.
SPEAKER_04Aye, mint minta.
SPEAKER_02Good on him. My fair play. So episode 327, where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from? Ex-professional bro. So bit of a mixture this week, so I'm gonna tell you on what and far they went or far they came for. Okay. Okay. A bit like a lot of where did he come from? Where did they go? So Scotland themed this weekend. After Nations League. So number one is a goalkeeper, Angus Gunn. Forest last season, where did he go? As far as he's playing new. Fuck.
SPEAKER_08I can't believe he's had that.
SPEAKER_04No, he's actually gonna get in the game, isn't he?
SPEAKER_02Ten games this season so far. Number two Arn Hickey, Brentford? Where did he come from? So uh we club did uh Arn Hickey. Number three, Scott Henry, Jack Henry is an LA just started Chelsea.
SPEAKER_08Are you from England?
SPEAKER_02Like a song, where did you come from?
SPEAKER_08I am either absolutely shocking or neighborhood. I can't decide.
SPEAKER_02Shocking. So goalkeeper Angus gone. Forrest last season, where did he go a season? Norwich. Colorado Rapids. Chicago. San Jose Air Square. Number two, Aaron Hickey, Brentford, where did he come from? Bologna. Bologna Bologna.
SPEAKER_04First did he?
SPEAKER_02Jack Henry, is it Al Eddie Fat just knew, but where did he come from? When Bruges? Club Bruges.
SPEAKER_00Which did he go there?
SPEAKER_08Only reason I came out is because we were speaking about last night in the YM the car. Well the customer.
SPEAKER_02Ollie McBurney, who's at Hall City just knew about uh far did he come for? Shefford United. West Brom. Las Palmas. Las Palmas. Goody. And Billy Gilmore started his career at Chelsea, but where did he go after Chelsea? Brighton. Brighton. Norwich. Brighton. He was in loan at Norwich. Mind we had a shirt.
SPEAKER_04Okay, that's a good only thing up. Alright, back it up. Good evening, though, Mike.
SPEAKER_02Two.
SPEAKER_08One. Oh well done. Well done, Mike. Good subject anyway.
SPEAKER_02Terrible. Well starting you with a smart chat, Mass. What you been up to us last year? Aye. Starting with me. Aye. Well.
SPEAKER_08I don't know. Oh no. Okay. I went for a lone cycle neck on coming out with my ancestors, so I just did the goop myself. So I went to Inveruri and Hem. Er stopped it. How did I get to Inveruri? Went a funny way. Green, green S, Greens, R Ben Air, Methlick. Methlick told Meldrum. Well, I can't run your bike, are you? Oh Pell. Oh my god. What a yoke.
SPEAKER_04Oh Melhang. Like feels it's not a little pill that was wheel.
SPEAKER_08Shut through it. Er Meldrum and then I just went the can the fucking er lockdown to the Ruri. I took Tina left.
SPEAKER_04Got a mile crossroads, you were coming out.
SPEAKER_08Aye. I Tina left out by the shot and place and left it a mile through there and then up then the Ruri GG Ross. Whoa, fine stop, man. Um sometimes can these places are next, sometimes less. But got a sausage bar which was Bob Only in uh Hidalgo Biscoff. Cheese gig. Biscoff. On in Biscoff. Oh, it was fucking amazing, man. Honestly. Superb. Aye. Really good. Sitting there myself, but well. Sitting reading. Sure, you seen somebody, can't you? It's absolutely well. I did see somebody I can't. So I sat down in a table and there was a magazine on a table. And it was not front, it was flipped round. So it's fucking something. You sit in your cell. I fucking turns it to front and I'm like, that dog logger. That looks like fucking dogs, missus. Is it? That's fucking it's either a who or a good looking, because you didn't expect that again. So I was fuming through and then it got to the middle pages and I was like, it's definitely Harling.
SPEAKER_06I just fucking the mountain text I've been to the picture, I got I found it's up beside a nuts and a zoom again.
SPEAKER_08Which was the maybe went as far as us with VS that and it's got an Ottoman Ottoman one leg up in the bed and just dangling doing it.
SPEAKER_06Was that about like that's the company does it's primary productions is the company desire the modeling, so she used to model for um when she was like 17, 18 when she started her dance, and then it's just about a full circle moment she was asked to do it. And she did a show hanging Sunday at Mom Amazon. Uh like a fashion show thing and cool.
SPEAKER_08She looked a natural at that. She did tell us she's done that. She's done it before, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so uh I got a bit of a shock. Uh I did message a group, thought a few mug of truth, sir, but I thought I thought of him as well. I didn't have it was him and then just turn from you I went uh I just went up a road a bit and Tina right. Fucking who the hell up better than that towards the Choplagiri and then went up to Chop Laghiri, this is shit, but I come out to co uh didn't put cable. I put cable, that's a fine run frame for that. Er was fine.
SPEAKER_02My miles is up, 50 odd.
SPEAKER_08Er 56 was it something like that? 55, 56. That was a fine run, fine. Sometimes alright yourself, can it?
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_08I always say music, so I can miss boys that do that, but I don't know I just plug in heatphones and I had your radar. Radar helps you on your couple of fucking pretty close passes like Was that? I was coming into Torah. Last hell of it, Torah.
SPEAKER_04Oh I yeah.
SPEAKER_08Right to top what hell uh somebody in a black mini overtook me and almost clipped me. They were that close. Because I just wanted to go in the nook because they were right to Brow Hill. I've got it in my fucking Ah fucking send him in.
SPEAKER_04Ah fuck it.
SPEAKER_06That could have been an end of you.
SPEAKER_08Uh well. Could have been an end or something coming the other way as well.
SPEAKER_02It'd be an end of pod in that somebody got hot day to uh in the run about when I was gonna set on eight. Were they? Somebody in the motorbike got hot.
SPEAKER_04Two dogs did I seen it.
SPEAKER_02The crush.
SPEAKER_04Aye nine four seven. Dick in if it was last night or this morning.
SPEAKER_08Uh two yesterday. Yeah, they're seat built in.
SPEAKER_04Surely no.
SPEAKER_08Especially when they're driving. I don't care dog driving so gardening. I'd decide the grass.
SPEAKER_06Aye. Maybe hopefully I'll last you know.
SPEAKER_04I'll sell you another fucking Miller things. It does it sell me.
SPEAKER_08I'm sure you will. How long do I hate to wear another three months for that? Or no August. It's blessing. It's a bit of the gosh like it depends what you want to go for.
SPEAKER_04You'll get in for about 800 pounds, about four grand.
SPEAKER_02Aye.
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SPEAKER_02Four grand. I could get somebody to cut my grass every work.
SPEAKER_04Four all-wheel drive. That's things I'm a fucking good.
SPEAKER_08Five magazines I always gonna boot er I've got in, but it's just a cheapy. On a good? It's a I I I like it. Does it so it's easy for me to cut with the malware? Because it misses Bits getting us. I swear. No, I can agree to dinner like you can put a wire rune in a no wire. Ah, but you can't. Ah, that's cheap. Some no, you get expensive in if there's too much trees, it kind of I know's nowadays, man.
SPEAKER_02I think I'll cut your rune your three and a half at the same time.
SPEAKER_08Maybe cut a bit of your trees.
SPEAKER_04I've seen a leave four mil.
SPEAKER_08But it's still enough to annoy you. Ah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Can you get toys out for a wee bit? Don't have to fuck about with the aye. Well, I'll get you a few brushers.
SPEAKER_08Aye, so it's aye's five e and you see I see that going every morning when I go by.
SPEAKER_04Because flashy lights on. Aye.
SPEAKER_08I'm just surprised. Why is Nibdi just go and chore it?
SPEAKER_04You can't.
SPEAKER_08You can't chore it.
SPEAKER_04No, because how would you then reset it up for your garden or nothing? It's not worth fuck all.
SPEAKER_08No, you can't reset it. Is that why Nibby chores? So if you if you moved Hoose.
SPEAKER_04You've moved Hoose, you'd need to get the folk at you bought it for it to come back out to do it for you. Like going your perimeter round because these things are done with the same technology as the solar panels. No, the kind of GPS and I think for the firm shows. Is it RTK or something? But it's used by the same technology.
SPEAKER_08It's even a one-hour that you get some young loons just coming to gun again.
SPEAKER_04They've got cameras and I on them as well. So they'll record fine.
SPEAKER_08I bet if they've got them.
SPEAKER_04Oh they've I just send something to your phone.
SPEAKER_07Oh, does it?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah. Battle cover.
SPEAKER_04On a mower.
SPEAKER_08I'll go missing new, I'll be running away and get up the ideas. 39's got in there. I think so, yeah. 39.
SPEAKER_02Must have good pinches because Garden's probably the same size. That's why he's pinched.
SPEAKER_08So I did a bit of gardening and then er did I have drive for tea and Saturday. Did I get a skipper? I think I did get a skippers. Went to Skippers. Did I hear any? Oh, I had a uh cheeseburger and butter supper. Oh fine. And then er went up uh met you and Elaine and Chuggs and Donna to watch uh Scotland game. Went for a few in the Legion and then ended up in the club. Had a few and then came at a decent time. And then Sunday Katie was a was cycling. She had the Geary Mobb that was their uh first year anniversary cycle. A pizza run. So they get the halfway through they put up a big fucking pizza van. There's a fucking heap of them. I think it was 60 odd. Aye, they're out in separate groups and uh stopped halfway, got a pizza, and then back for there. So she enjoyed that. I think it was forecast for Rain, but I think they dodged it like I think they were being uh Lord's throat and it.
SPEAKER_04Oh nice.
SPEAKER_08So erm so I was stuck in a house with the kids, so chilled out, which was fine actually, because we bit a wee bit tired. We better not too bad, like either. And then er went to McDonald's, went to Brock. Mia was at home, so she drove up, so it was fine. Just some ADU skin. Up for a McDonald's. Just a Big Mac. Big Mac meal. Uh banana shake. Yeah. And then got home, kind of come home at the same time as Katie. Uh shower and that, and we went up and did a shopping together at Tesco. Weekly shop. And then I just sat in at night and watched the parking. No, couldn't be asked. I just get an Al new because. Can no, but just driving there, it's annoying.
SPEAKER_02Well, I just could put Aldi in my top five car parkings. Well yeah? I've got a good space there. Do you think the doors can open fine?
SPEAKER_08It's far better than Tesco, is it? It's an abortion abomination, anyway. It's no good. We're all right with we get uh disabled parking. Oh yeah, you get plenty of space even at Tesco. Obviously Ron's base can't advantage blue badges handy at times Alton Towers can I've these parking miles away for the place. We got right down to the parked right beside our thing because with the blue badge can it's like fucking tax and watched the Parkers at night, which was a hard watch eye, but we got it in the end, got it in the end, two and two, but we're coming out to some tougher two car games. I'm a bit worried. We're running situations of shot and boss like just and I got any back. Well, Jacobs is fucking fucked up, he's be up his way. His I think is still fucked for cop space, so his salary is still on the boot. Still counting the bigger, so kind of go away getting some gas.
SPEAKER_04Because the free agency's stopping shortly, isn't it? It's in next week or so.
SPEAKER_08I just think it f it fucked with the cop space. Jacobs would be tucking up a bit of that, so it's a bit of nightmare. Like the fucking It's annoying, isn't it? Ah, it is annoying. Like so I watched the Packers and then I watched uh some of the Raiders Chiefs later on. They were uh 20 past nine, but I fell asleep if once it came to halftime break, fell asleep. And I woke up right in cousins last play. I woke up. He was we'd need a helmet reader, Ken. There was needed three points.
SPEAKER_04But uh he could have got to the he could have got the three points. Ken, if he'd got maybe fifteen yards, he'd have been a chance. Because the boy's got a good good leg on him.
SPEAKER_08So a little bit a bit weird, but we'd have a fucking 60 yard field goal on the weekend. Like aye, so the boy's got a good leg on him, so if he'd got an error, I think he would have his problem is can you think it's hard because the the other team the other team it's the same Formula One, is it? You need to figure out Formula One.
SPEAKER_04Hard for the other team.
SPEAKER_08Aye, because they can't figure out getting league, so it makes it difficult. It's like a lot uh third and long. It's kind of I can't because again you've got to throw it again.
SPEAKER_02So four games ends, fudge's kind of favourites. I think 49ers.
SPEAKER_04They look decent. Well, they've they've they've got on.
SPEAKER_08Did they get beat?
SPEAKER_04No, because the boy made a superb I think.
SPEAKER_08No, we got beat. Peter's beating Peter's beat. The boy made an unbelievable ends on.
SPEAKER_04How's the Ravens this season? 49ers. There's a few four three teams, I think. How's the Ravens this season?
SPEAKER_08Uh they look pretty good. They're okay. But uh Jackson got a good one. Jockson got injured in Jen. I fucked you. Quarterback going down. Like that's a fucking major fuck up. That's Harland for the season kind of job. Like you're fucked.
SPEAKER_04That's a kind like especially a quality heat.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, he is Jackson. Like 49ers are looking decent.
SPEAKER_06Because there's a heap of injuries last year, I mean. Bosa and Purdy and the third quarterback last year, and then Purdy is first quarterback.
SPEAKER_04CMC's bit fit so far as he's funny as well.
SPEAKER_08Problem with running backs, then there's plot and injury, he's uh contact to get it's hard to fucking keep him fit. Like alright, so that was mine. That was my weekend. Nothing exciting to be honest. Nothing exciting. I was at the Scotland game in last night, but like I said, nothing exciting. Good, good fun, nobody doing the boy back, but the game kind of gets in the road of the good fun.
SPEAKER_02Well maybe come on. I'm sure we'll then Doug, for about yourself, what have you been up to?
SPEAKER_06Er nah very, very quiet. Just er Friday, then he goes to his athletics on a Friday night, Saturday. He's his coaching. Kirsty was obviously at our fashion show hanging after name. Er Lenny went to play Murphitmas, so I'd have him just beast in him forties and eighties. He was fucking wrecked, but he was Game is fucked today like Sunday with Nat back. So it's not finished new, like well just did a wick off. It's gonna like it's finished new until inside end of September, end October. So then a few of the boys said they were going to Croyff Court until they drone. So it's like it was like a hundred yards before I used to bide and it was quite refreshing now because Lenny's obviously never seen it. So we're there two minutes, and it was just one of these dice piles there, and then this twilums came up and went old school. He's went to give him a fitma. So then Lee and uh Marx's dad were in gold and they played 2v2 against two ten year olds and they fucking bumped him. Lenny was fucking passing him to death, kind of loving it, and then he was like looking at me going, This is great, and then Mare Burns came, and it was just like basically how it used to be. That's obviously the purpose, I think. Because obviously they're in the deprived areas, aren't there? But they should hit them arbor because it's even uh floodlight button when it gets dark, you press a button and the lights up by on till ten o'clock at night. And I'll see it at Hardigan. Hardigan, I had Croyf court. Croyf court, sorry. I looked into it. We looked at it.
SPEAKER_02You can take photos, but you can you can apply to see whether it costs like forty grand or something like that.
SPEAKER_04We looked at it for the I mean we started looking in for the sorry uh primary school, it's a bit of Croyf court, I don't know.
SPEAKER_06But you left the gate open for two minutes and somebody was just coming flying through in an electric scooter, giving me there's like windows open and music. And Lenny's like looking about going, I'm going Lenny you in the last two minutes here.
SPEAKER_02Can't give him anybody with a motorbike gun through the pitch. Uh the goat.
SPEAKER_06Well that's what I'm saying. So one of the boys that came later on at Hugs's, he was a goat chick in course, so he was telling that about like fucking wild. And obviously, because boys try to have him in it, forced him onto the pitch again. But obviously, they're saying about fence, and he goes, but it's not gonna change the handy says went by him, gave him a bird like just wild, he said.
SPEAKER_04Sticking through his spokes and buying fucker things. Oh, I should be well they are illegal, aren't they?
SPEAKER_06No, it's the first time I seen him, so fucking great idea if you'd up and you were a bear, and it'd be fucking brilliant. No, no, just like somebody play fat by like a so five funds and cry of courts.
SPEAKER_04Uh I don't know. They're they're they're uh they're like er charity stuff. Is it a charity? Aye, yeah. So like a maybe like a local council would have been involved if the community'd raise some sort of money and grants and stuff like that. But there are there are they're like privately funded stuff.
SPEAKER_06Aye. That's cool, though. But I brought back a few memories, but open your eyes like fucking hell, but music was like blaring, like for we were there for two and a half hours, and I was like, what the fuck is getting up in there? And but it was uh it was actually good for my line's fucking horsing in the tackles, and I'm like, and him and the carnages far as that. But you got any option of you when you're playing against fucking boys that are bigger than you know that just isn't happening anymore. If there's no rules. I think there's no rules, right?
SPEAKER_02I need to tell you.
SPEAKER_06And then the two boys ended up just sauntering off because they were just getting passed out and they weren't weren't out of fit and then just fuck her up.
SPEAKER_08See if that was me, I was getting dull and I just started balling. Squash my condition my way.
SPEAKER_02It's just our metal kind of goals.
SPEAKER_06Again, so it's really nothing that you can brack.
SPEAKER_04No, aye.
SPEAKER_06Aye and play at the time, I so I was like I was like, ah, these things are brilliant. You think if you floated that idea like it would cause I can't fit it would cost probably a lot, but you'd think businesses would put towards that, you know what I mean? If it meant for a area, because a great idea. I think it was 40 grand, I think it was in price now.
SPEAKER_02I probably have nowadays.
SPEAKER_08A couple of electric vans and some similar panels to go with a fucking tank of fuel.
SPEAKER_02See I would be put a post up saying there was a robbery at the Balmf petrol station and the bobbies came fudge in Robin, it goes off pump number three, and amongst that was just watching the Scott Fitburn stuff.
SPEAKER_06Er much in the hand because I'm on a wagon, so like guy boring to be honest. Uh just training and exciting.
SPEAKER_08Yeah. Off a wagon a weekend.
SPEAKER_06Nah, big time. Saving saving calories a week to get an eye later on Saturday. You on the tonics and surgery?
SPEAKER_04No, no, it's just I'll be for Cartonic guy.
SPEAKER_06I've got to be no rules. No rules. Starving myself a week for a good session survey. You'd be germinating out again.
SPEAKER_08You've been seeing again, Kevin.
SPEAKER_07Is it a game like for Martin? Oh yeah. We're watching it at the end.
SPEAKER_04What's the first half of the book? Yeah, for the poker Friday night. Gars knocked him out. Did he? Did you take it? No, no.
SPEAKER_08Oh, I yeah. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Did you tuck that well? I did actually. I was alright. No, I was alright.
SPEAKER_08Ace Rag. Ace Rag, he'd aye. If it was for the T.
SPEAKER_04I'd a nine, he'd like joke.
SPEAKER_08Oh.
SPEAKER_04And I was a ace come out and it was bored. I was two five, so basically.
SPEAKER_08So you needed something with a jack for a for a half. For a half. Half or your nine. Or my nine. That would have been brutal. Or a five. Oh yeah, full loose each.
SPEAKER_02I heard I was a young lad gun about tokens gun. I was a young lad throwing gun all in all the time and said you'd have to eat other time, and he just shooed up with tokens and said, Look, if I've got like that.
SPEAKER_07Like that. Snail what you play poker.
SPEAKER_04He's still on a snare like in the wrong wipe and snap. Yeah, so I was fine, and then uh Saturday. Well, me and Lisa I was supposed to be gonna minister a sound thing at the Tekka, so it was cancelled, which is a fucking sickener. Any idea why it was cancelled? No, I was spearing uh I bumped into Alasia on Tuesday, she's the head of the fucking thing at Teka, and she was saying it was the promoter that pulled it. Okay. Pulled it at another arena as well.
SPEAKER_06As well. So it was obviously cash flow issues there.
SPEAKER_04I'm not sure that she said it sold over two and a half thousand tickets. So they would have made money at art. Isn't it a lot though, is it for Tekka, is it? It's not a lot, but you think if it was in it's probably mere than if it was in the the orchestral thing for Pete Tong, I would say. I thought I screwed up. I can't I can't mind. So so we're supposed to be biding in here. Sorry, sorry for boring you mask. Supposed to be biding in here. That's Mike. So we cancelled that, cancelled the hotel, got our money back for all that crap. So we went into tune anyway. So we got up drove up to contour, train in, two for a dinner, diseases, and then we went starg, spiritualist, health embassy, King's Highway. King's Highway. Boresheed. Siberia. That's a good memory, ah. Train backed in Veruri. Aye. Druthy Laird. Jesus. Highlander. Uh-huh. Commercial.
SPEAKER_06It must have been some fucking red up.
SPEAKER_04Black ball.
SPEAKER_06Black ball.
SPEAKER_04Picked up nine o'clock. Aye.
SPEAKER_06You must have been in each establishment like.
SPEAKER_04With three it is spiritualist.
SPEAKER_06Aye. A cocktail. Two cocktails.
SPEAKER_08It was a spirit spiritualist back.
SPEAKER_02Monkey no day monkey.
SPEAKER_04Just a smell.
SPEAKER_07Aye. If it was it again, it was somehow. Aye.
SPEAKER_06Or sort of Charlie's card.
SPEAKER_04I was cross road for Charlie's aye. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06It's been card about ten innings. That's when you can you're getting half and you're gone. Aye.
SPEAKER_04So three three cocktails in a spiritualist. That was good. And then one at the rest of them. Good day. Sober enough. Too bad. It's a fair. You started at twelve. Well, start at half twelve. Face to steady drinking rather than. I started at half twelve was the first team. So two glasses of wine for our dinner as well. So cocktails, wine, beer.
SPEAKER_08Training for Saturday. Training for Saturday.
SPEAKER_04Just get a wee wee short sharp show.
SPEAKER_08You wouldn't be drinking cocktails on Saturday, I think. If you had one more thing, it'd be a cocktail.
SPEAKER_04If you're putting a bit of lime, no, I'd say a lime.
SPEAKER_08Well right, but it's not cocktail.
SPEAKER_04So I was a good day. Good day. Really enjoyed it. Just me and wife. It was good fun. Didn't I do that often or nothing, I think.
SPEAKER_02So it's going busy or is it alright at time of day?
SPEAKER_04I was alright, yeah. Health was busy. I was busy. Miss Tables. We've got a table in there, but Miss Tables were teen. Erg was probably his regulars in it at the time. Spiritualist was quiet for moving in, but busy for moving out. Afternoon teas and stuff like that. A lot of drinking now. Yeah. Embassy it was busy. It was a lot of music on there. Lassie was singing. Oh, it was parked. Good. I was alright, I was really bad. Boys Heed was quiet. Siberia was quiet. Druthy was mobbed. Highlander were mobbed. Commercial mobbed. Long bell. That was that was quiet unrest, unlike that. It's not good. A couple of boys, but we bumped in er Greg Perey and Stevie Watt. They were in the Druuty. So they were in a new machine boys day or Hermes Boys Day. So I was bumped in and I spoke to him for a file. It was a good crack. I've referenced Stevie's Luna a few times. He's only a bad weed player. That's what I call me. Just a weed bit like tiny laddie gets wired in a book. So that was good. It was good. And then Sunday. Didn't do much in the morning. Went up to the tour, collected car in the afternoon. Indian for supper. And then what? How'd you get back to Tarra? Aaron picked us up.
SPEAKER_02Aaron picked you up.
SPEAKER_04No, take a take away. Going. Garlic non-garlic rice. Leo had some garlic chili chicken thing. Then after that. Oh, red zone. Just watching the red zone till half nine get the Raiders kicked off and then watching the fall raiders again.
SPEAKER_06Jesus.
SPEAKER_04It was third quarter. Boy, Mahomes went to doing the doing the pitch. And it was a 30-40 yarder. Caught it a bit of boys, then chased him. One fit was pointing at the sky and one fit was pointing at the sky. I was like, ooh, that looks sad.
SPEAKER_06No, I did see it. I seen it. You get horrific injuries in NFL. Oh. Again. Proper jobs.
SPEAKER_08Every week. I see there's two uh referees been banned for two weeks. Oh you see them? Swearing at uh players. Fuck off. I've got no problem with that. I've got no problem with that either.
SPEAKER_04Well come on.
SPEAKER_08I bet they get it out, didn't they?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, they're they're the they should be in again.
SPEAKER_06Give and take.
SPEAKER_04Are you offended by that if the offense tells you to fuck off?
SPEAKER_06I'm no.
SPEAKER_08Nah.
unknownNah.
SPEAKER_08I'm almost respecting. Exactly. Stop your fucking mo. Get on with you, stupid weak gun.
SPEAKER_02That's not part of the rule, though, is it? You wouldn't hear the minister shouting at a concrete can somebody that's in front of them saying, You fucking shut them. Shut the fuck up and try it's a mistake. But you but you respect the mayor for the Speaker of the House of Commons.
SPEAKER_08Shut the fuck up. And then it just looses every paper like comical though.
SPEAKER_04So that was good, doesn't it? Yeah, fine weekend, eh? If you enjoyed it. Good stuff, good stuff. Back to the grafting on Monday.
SPEAKER_02Monday, aye. Mm-hmm. I'll go. I'll go. Mike? Comic weekends is the same Friday with the grandson Biden Friday night, so just playing about with ham then they went to beds. Well playing about uh playing with him. Entertaining him.
SPEAKER_09Sneak in and out.
SPEAKER_02Then they he went his bed quite early, so Elaine went upstairs and had to because they were sharing the root bed. I was through another room. So sit on the computer for a while, did some TikTok stuff. Uh Saturday. Um did some work in the morning and then went to Ur to the Brock. Oh my god. The grandson and Elaine and the McDonald's.
SPEAKER_08I want to say if you were there, you bounce up on McDonald's. I'd drive past it. I'd close to McDonald's.
SPEAKER_04You're gonna that was one of the reasons you went up really, wasn't it?
SPEAKER_02I he was one of McDonald's because he was one of McDonald's before he was getting a home bargains always at McDonald's, period, don't they? Kids so I had uh the the world menus on just news the paprika chips. Oh fine. Well it's just chips and you get a sort of and you chuck it in a bag, fine.
SPEAKER_04Aye, good aye.
SPEAKER_02Then I had a big arch. Aye, I like a big arch as well.
SPEAKER_08Well, you tell me about that, and I went to McDonald's and I had a look at them nah nah fuck it. But yeah, I got hardly put any chips in that large fry box news impressive. Like you should try a big dark em up, try a big arch, mass. Aye. Oh, it's nice. That's fucking fair. Hang on. I just like a big muck so much. I just came muck just films. I just watch films I've seen before.
SPEAKER_02So we had that, um come home to terra, um trap to the bear and off's uh Up and Road. But oh the shopping, fucking hate doing that.
SPEAKER_06I just empty the bags and Kirsty gets annoyed because you need helping.
SPEAKER_02Okay, if I do I go and start putting stuff in the fridge and then only say, no, no, I'll do that. Okay, fine. I'll just fuck away. I'll put stuff upstairs, can like shampoo and bleach and whatever upstairs, but toilet roll. Fucking bought me a toilet roll upstairs, and there's another like two fucking big packs there already. I was like, How much shit do we do? We do in this, it was only twelve. Um so put out a wa erm then as Marcy says we we do to the Legion, had a couple of pints there, then uh to the club to watch the Fit Bar. So watched the Fit Bar. Um had a couple of my drinks afterwards, and hey I'm about just a 4-11, I think it was. So uh that was fine. Um then Sunday morning got up, got up about half seven to watch a Grand Prix.
SPEAKER_04I watched the Grand Prix as well, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Obviously, um it was a bit delayed with the rain and nothing, so I eventually started. So it was that was a right race. Uh fans are used.
SPEAKER_08I seen something in the news that uh Lewis was complaining it was like a Lego race. I don't even care what that means. You see a headline now? What's that mean? It was like a Lego race. No, no, that was the headline, he said.
SPEAKER_02They're speaking about potentially Is there a glitch in the computers or something? Aye, a lot of the cars with the wheat. Seen coming into the I stopped it aside, get reboot their software. So there was rumour again about putting taking back the all all engines like an engine. Aye, you know, it's electric shite. Um so watched that. Elaine Where can I a brunch can I hang about? So it was uh she made my two Lorne sisters baps. Beautiful. So I had one with tomato sass and one with brown. Oh, switching up, nice.
SPEAKER_08Nah, you got her and bath the same. You got him and birth the same. You can't be mixing sasses like a just nay it's nay on. It's like if you had two bags of crisps, they've got to be the same flavour. You kind of have a bag of cheese and onion and a bag of salt and vinegar. If you had two bags. You had two bags of crisps, do you?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, family bags.
SPEAKER_08Sometimes it's four?
SPEAKER_04Do you? Normal little bags. Normal bags. Oh, you're like a wacker's. If the twelve bags open, you could turn a lot.
unknownAye.
SPEAKER_08Uh I've got see if I have multiple bags and one sitting, they've got to be the same flavour. Kind of mixed flavors can't. Same with sax.
SPEAKER_02So fits your opinion on somebody hitting a bowl open at a house and they just put like cups of different flavors in the same bowl.
SPEAKER_08Uh no, you can't have a tea. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07I don't like that.
SPEAKER_02That's out of control.
SPEAKER_07I had to.
SPEAKER_04Uh it's got to be separate bowls. Separate bowls for separate flavours. Aye. Didn't I like having a salt and vinegar one time then?
SPEAKER_08Oh, it's a beefine. But you they can they never label it. So you're you're first taking a bigger one, it's a lucky dip in it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Unless somebody comes along and say, I'd salt and vinegar.
SPEAKER_08But then two seconds later you forgot. Yeah, you never mind actually.
SPEAKER_02You see, when you're drinking, so you're not fussed, it's just there. Aye, oh aye. You're never so it was fine and fine. Lawrence is barper. Fine.
SPEAKER_04I've been having Lawrence for ages.
SPEAKER_02Aye. Um so I've had that, then I had a walk after the afternoon with the dog in the den, and I that's when I bumped into our palgar, had a yard with him. Oh aye. Um you do an RVs, dog? Aye. Come up a road, then went to done some work, and then went to Legion for our supper. Carver. Carver it. Damn fine. Tidy. Then up a road, then we've got so much fucking channel um programmes just now we're watching and Netflix and all that stuff. Yeah, no, so we're just catching up. Alright. This new series. I was st we started watching that monster thing, it's like a kind of Edgeening. But it's it's it's a wifey. I started it. Brutal like the first scene. Well, with accent. Fucking hell. Um so watched that. She's been watching the split up, which is on the background and shame we Michelle Keegan. No, any good. That's alright. That's alright. Just programmes. I don't really watch them, they're just on the background. I'm often playing fucking solitaire. Starting with Dreighters last night, I'm just one in uh Dritters. I've not watched this.
SPEAKER_08I don't watch this new series in a while, but uh Takeoff No, it's a new workout. Are you up to date? No. Now you have a loss in, is it?
SPEAKER_04Any good. No, no, she doesn't eat right. She's got no control or moo. She watches she sounds bleezing out of time. She's probably she's mad with the gear and she's hard cocked up, right? And then she fucking she thinks she's trying to eat stuff. Ah far's out her moo or she kind of get it done right and hypercritical. I'd I don't like her. You can fire for that.
SPEAKER_08No, no, Nigel Lawson. Chancellor. That's the first one. Chancellor. Never mind. Nigel Lawson. Never she's Nigela. Nigella, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Is it for that?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_04She does my titan, that like her.
SPEAKER_06Did she? She still died even age, or no, no.
SPEAKER_05She's lost a bit of weight, is she? Ah, she's she's better after she was full, she's in a gear. She first came out, she's like, oh, she was in her foot. No, no, she's an old wifey now.
SPEAKER_06She must be, she must be in her how was she?
SPEAKER_05In her 60s.
SPEAKER_0660s, must she?
SPEAKER_04No days, it's never.
SPEAKER_02You see some of the actress nowadays and go, oh, yeah, she's still all right. She's 63 now. You go like a salma holding it.
SPEAKER_06The other day I was like talk sport, and I go Google Jim White, how old he is. Jim White's 69. I know. Is he?
SPEAKER_0460 fucking looking good for 60. He's fine, is he? Jam.
SPEAKER_05He's in a fair career, is he? Yeah, he's a I d like him. For Jam White. Ah, I think he's a fun.
SPEAKER_02Ranger don't get back on the rigs.
SPEAKER_08I think he's Ranger's man, isn't he? Ah, he's maybe out of the end.
SPEAKER_02That was that. That was Sunday by we um been bedded quite early recently, it was just fine. Ah, buck a nine on my bed.
SPEAKER_04Fuck that shit. Nah, that's gotta be midnight. What do you mean you sleep on the sofa for fuck?
SPEAKER_08It's completely different. You just didn't get your bed to sleep permanent, Ken. Napping on the sofa. Knapping on the sofa, you're drifting in and out of sleep. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_06It brings you back to your like mum and dad back in the day, and your mother would just go, just get your bed, would you?
SPEAKER_08We was me and a wife and I was speaking about how parentings change, Ken. Wondering why, Ken, because we can uh immediately uh speak about like being a so eating your supper and being telled you're nearly leaving the table until you fucking eat out of that again. And I I we can uh relate that. I'd your generation could relate that just pay uh every parent that. But nowadays I said that to Mia and she's like, eh?
SPEAKER_09No, it's weird, isn't it? Because like, why?
SPEAKER_08Parents completely changed totally. I was I was hearing a story for a boy on the radio, he was at private school, Ken, and he I was mine a boy. It was at the dinner table and he was tell he had to finish his food if he wanted to go to rugby practice again. And the boy obviously couldn't eat food at that and now left for rugby practice. And he came back for rugby practice. He was still sitting there in front of the food at a private school. Nice.
SPEAKER_09But that's fucking horrible.
SPEAKER_08That's horrible.
SPEAKER_04Get for the breakfast.
SPEAKER_08My theory is asked them to like rations in the work. And so like that generation, like appreciated anything to eat, just was rationed and they were hungry as fuck at supper time, so ab they ate their food. Then they grew up, they had kids, they had a bit, there was no rations and stuff. But the if anybody was to turn their nose up at their food, they'd be like, Finance a kid, you were just happy to get fucking running. So you're set and eat it and appreciate it again. And that just is faded out. That was my theory.
SPEAKER_04Life's life's too easy nowadays.
SPEAKER_08Mayor Fitz phrase again, you I always forget it, uh mayor summing income. Disposable income. Disposable income.
SPEAKER_02And I'll be cooking three, four different suppers every fucking night. We do, eh? Ah. It's mental, isn't it?
SPEAKER_04No. Okay, too bad.
SPEAKER_02So that was uh that was Sunday evening. Nothing non-exciting happening. Um Fitbow weekend. Um Highland League. Highland League Scottish Cup. Marseille, your predictions were actually too bad with it.
SPEAKER_08Uh I said seven through and seven got through, but I didn't I I got two wrong. I had two wrong for two winning that I said we'd go through and two got in that I said we'd go through.
SPEAKER_02Um so good win for Huntley away at B throw uh juniors.
SPEAKER_08Um I was one I got around.
SPEAKER_02You can beat Bucky. Penalties how many total up speed are these teams?
SPEAKER_06Are these teams in the like the Lowland League version? So it's nearly like junior teams.
SPEAKER_02Two years like mid, mid and low low Cardonia Breves beat Baroch 4 0.
SPEAKER_08I was in the line I got around. Clark beat Bonnie Rigg, but I thought it was a good result there because Bonnie Rigg were in division two now long ago, wasn't it?
SPEAKER_02Vale got beat by three Donny Pace. I think that's for three played last season, was it? And good win for them. Keith Stonehaven, 2-1. Tight game, but it sounds like three against one.
SPEAKER_08I was last week. The huge Stonehaven would win.
SPEAKER_02But aye. Well, and uh Banks of D. Banks a D winning penalties against Kraken Teller. Too long a name, is it? Uh bottle jobs locos.
SPEAKER_04Again, two null up eight five minutes ago.
SPEAKER_08Five minutes ago, two pensions and five minutes injury time.
SPEAKER_02Wow, that's a bad, it's a bad defeat for them. Like um then football's other in the Pora to scrape bass Rothes 9 now.
SPEAKER_06That is unbelievable for Heinleague. That's like it's getting into Fort William territory now and Roth.
SPEAKER_02Good win for Strath Bay, though. They've got uh tough in the next round, I think, aren't they? Strath. Um could maybe go and find it. Strath have got um Breaken.
SPEAKER_04Oh that maybe Holly because Bucket running close. Bucket wheels fill off Bookie's last few weeks.
SPEAKER_02Uh uh Broda Cowdenbaith. Cow and Baith are any of the same team. For Martin's got a decent chance of going through. Um Huntley Annan. I can have Arnon's dean, and then League Three of the Third Division. No.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, League Three.
SPEAKER_02Oh, sirs, no. League two, then League Two. Um for Martin. So we'll see, because this is obviously this next round, get that's funny, big boys come in after this this room, is it?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, fourth room before the junior teams are in.
SPEAKER_02So they win that they win that game of going into the third round, then they potentially still play somebody else before they can meet us. Big boys come in four four.
SPEAKER_08Used to be a third round. They'll let up is new. They loot.
SPEAKER_04Is this because the pediment diluted they looted?
SPEAKER_08I don't mind that though. I like it. I do meet it. It's for F update again. Okay. It's crap.
SPEAKER_05Epic.
SPEAKER_02It's just because of the Pyramid system, is it?
SPEAKER_08I just think it's interesting to see how league teams against the teams do. See how they fare up again.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And it's pretty good.
SPEAKER_08Seemed to be fair and alright against them. Well how f how many went out then? Seven went through, so nine went out. Nine minute. Or is it Mernar?
SPEAKER_02Invergordon.
SPEAKER_08Eleven minute. Sixteen. Nine minute, seven. There are only sixteen teams in Highland. That's what I thought. So why could nine go out and seven go through some and get any work in there? Oh, there's two Highlands.
SPEAKER_02Only five Highland teams went through. Seven.
SPEAKER_08Banksadine went through, Aurora went through, Staff Spear went through, Vermarton went through, Keith went through, Clark went through, and Huntley went through.
SPEAKER_02God knows. You mentioned their Bucky, Bucky putting some players on the transfer market this week, I see. Aye, yeah.
SPEAKER_08Surely not happy with the new proposed proposals.
SPEAKER_02Aye. You're hearing various rumors going around and um lightning hits. Telling them what lights were proof you are losing half a million a month. That's serious. No, it seems to be that they're kind of taking losing a bit of money every month. Obviously, we mentioned last week about uh the money for Celtic, and there's been a few people coming in. We possible suggestions if it's been happening with the money, but yeah, it's near us to say. No, no, no. Ah, you just want bucket if you want to kin the real reason to say log it, we're patron. Come in.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, Garum was not happy. But I feel we should rip apart his uh his his comments.
SPEAKER_04Hey, the the only folk are kind of real stories the people that's involved in the bucket, so we want bucket stay. We can speculate all one, but um aye. We need we need bucket in the league to market decent.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, yeah. Because Bucket might be the first with a few can like buck uh Highland League team spending out with their means, can uh should be a few. It seems to be the boy, the boy uh pulled out, and it just seems to since he's pulled out it shit's hit the fan, can so he was obviously subsidising the club, wouldn't he? Yeah. So it'd be the same if Kajar left Fort Martin. If he pulled out to Morn, they've got other wages to pay, they kinda finance it just themselves by just everyday activity or thing they bring in.
SPEAKER_06He swings at Dora and they were pumping some cash in.
SPEAKER_04I mean every club's got their big sponsors and I'm putting money in, but you have to utilise the money correctly. And I think that's what a lot of the clubs are actually doing nowadays. Can you see that where a lot of the teams over the last years can like bokehs and all that sort of cutting back and fit their D and actually going down the youth route and using the money they're getting for for to actually run the day-to-day club instead of fucking spunking out in wages, can find you.
SPEAKER_02Do you think some of the clubs are throwing money in the potential that they might win a league then get might up to like a second division and stuff like that?
SPEAKER_04Is that a big gamble for them, or is it you've got to have the structure in place afore it, mate? So you've got to hear the structure. If you've got a deal, you've got to think two, three years down the line to get a hang in place for it. Um so it's not a case of maybe just trying it one season and hoping for the best.
SPEAKER_06I think if you're uh serious, serious about it, you've got to have the plan in place, yeah. Strategy. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08And again, how much of the Highland League clubs?
SPEAKER_04And again, if there's a lot of them going up to fight for it.
SPEAKER_02Well, last season Burra said they were wanting to go up now. That's fit to say, I think they're wanting two different things. But uh Breakin being in the league a season could run a while better.
SPEAKER_08Looks off a like it. There's no other team getting that much consistency. Bucky did seem to hate at the start, and now they've kind of bully these boys needing a while because obviously they're not getting their money.
SPEAKER_02So we'll see. Huntley's starting to pick up as well recently.
SPEAKER_08A couple of good results. That seems to happen in a lot of clubs. You get a couple of good results, and then they'll get better. That's the beauty about Hillary. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04You could never say there's maybe about two or three teams you can is get a win, uh, and two or three teams you can't get to get better. Depending on the fixtures.
SPEAKER_02Throw it like a broker steady every season, isn't it?
SPEAKER_04Broker steady every season, but can like a you wouldn't you wouldn't uh bet against Forrest versus Huntley, for instance. Uh you wouldn't Ken First get one that game. Or Loki's versus Tura, for instance. Yeah Toy Koss. Toyinkos. Can you you wouldn't bet you wouldn't have put your money on it?
SPEAKER_08It'd be hard to predict can if you had like a super six in the head.
SPEAKER_02So, well we'll see, we'll see if it happens, uh unfolds. I'm sure Bucky.
SPEAKER_08They've got a good as I say, they've got a great fan base. Yeah, yeah. Almost need to go back to basics today. And if that means they're next get be a great team for a couple of years, then it's better than a club. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Bucky Rovers are back on the scene again as well. So again, if they can get sort of maybe tie in together and get a sort of wee bit of youth going.
SPEAKER_08I think a youth Bucky's youth thing's pretty poor, like I've been hearing that there's nothing much going on on the youth side of things, like for Bucky. With the fact they go to Vale or somewhere or up to Elgin or maybe or something. Yeah. Well, we used to get Bucky boys through getting through to Derrick. That's why.
SPEAKER_04But can you think a place like Bucky would be a decent set up like then again it's just community left, though, is it? It's the same. You need a folk to Dm. Yeah, these things tuck a lot of folks' time up.
SPEAKER_08Jamie was saying there's almost over 400 kids at Turrey.
SPEAKER_02Uh, new always in a good yard with Frankie and Sarah, didn't mind about can them looking after the bear us when we was growing up and then the difference it is nowadays as well.
SPEAKER_08That's come on, fucking unbelievable.
SPEAKER_02Still kind of mind the name of the butter.
SPEAKER_04Uh for a tub.
SPEAKER_02For twenty peas. It's a nice nah.
SPEAKER_04Nah, it was again it was just Tweety P to go along.
SPEAKER_02Aye. Aye. Tweet P. You know that money you said went towards the kind of NFC season thing. Kidonas, vice versa.
SPEAKER_04Now we're talking about fucking pie the Austral. Uh play in the grass.
SPEAKER_08But they're surely they're struggling for space for amount of kids that must take training and it must be fucking struggling for space to now get marriage.
SPEAKER_02Harrison's age group, 2015's day up out of primary school. A lot of kids are up at primary school.
SPEAKER_08It's a good astro for the younger age.
SPEAKER_04And you can split a primary school pitching to half. So you get maybe two sets of age groups every night on everything. And then the the big Arstro goes into thirds.
SPEAKER_02Ah, but you've got like various other clubs there.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, so you've got five like five years training on thistle training. United sometimes go on on a Monday night for they are under 18 games which shouldn't be played, or 21 games which shouldn't be played here either. Should be played in grass at that pitch.
SPEAKER_06I have a feeling for I'd be for I've seen it's the best. I'd be speaking about being the best festival.
SPEAKER_08Set up and all that new they've got must be up better, like yeah.
SPEAKER_02United in the future, like button.
SPEAKER_08Well I think they're gonna be forced to not wire which I think's a good thing.
SPEAKER_02You never know. 15-15 years time United might win the league, Highland League.
SPEAKER_08Hyper Torah boys. That'd be a dream. That's a dream.
SPEAKER_02That's a dream, but that's what you want.
SPEAKER_08Yeah. Brock and D it then. Might find other clubs then yet. Exactly. That's it should be though. Brock should be full of Brock boys, Buckey should be full of Buckey boys, Torah should be can be full of Bonf boys.
SPEAKER_04You don't you don't mind an odd one or two. Ah, you've got to fill any graphs if you can, but three four and a rule three to just the Tomb Boys go and play, can they've got Bunker D and that's about stretch out. It's Hermes.
SPEAKER_06And then Neighbordean. There's not enough fans for Cove and Banks of D.
SPEAKER_08He put junior teams, though, aren't there? Loads of junior teams. Plenty of juniors are my bank or teams. Hermes will be back next year, I think.
SPEAKER_02Cooter. Cooter. Peter Cooper.
SPEAKER_08That's Peter, I suppose you count him Dice and Cooter as a tunes or teams, would you? West Dyke tunzers.
SPEAKER_04Hermes Hall Rossells, West Dyke tunzers. West Dyke's a Shire, isn't it? I bet you're tunzer.
SPEAKER_05I bet you're tunzer. West Hall's a tunes are me like. It's in the Shire lake. I bet. But it's two. Dice is in the Shire. I actually joined on.
SPEAKER_02Mars, you was doing much in uh Scotland last night. How was that for you? The two games since last week.
SPEAKER_08Oh Macedonia was alright. I thought we played pretty well, but opposition wasn't great, was it? So kind of yeah weighing up, weighing it up that way. But I thought we did alright against Macedonia, but last night it was fucking worrying. Very worrying. To see a team like Slovena absolutely tear us to shreds like in that second half, every time they went forward, they cut us open. And uh it's just worrying, very worrying. So I'm stuck a tweet, I'm in the well I'm not on offence, but I'm on offence. I didn't even want to. They never want to say safe, I really think. To be honest, safe space.
SPEAKER_07I'm fucking okay.
SPEAKER_08I can think about it.
SPEAKER_09We can't play like a I said it.
SPEAKER_08I'm de moaned about Clark, Ken, they opening up that's why we're gonna open up because we're opening up against a shit team like Slovenia, but they're not shit, they're not right. They're not shit, but we're open up against a team, they absolutely tore us to shreds. They were everyone forward, they looked like scoring in the second half, and uh I would say a 20-minute spell at the start of the first half, they looked a better team. And I said, Oh, we've got a fucking Clark. Clark to me is a ceiling for Scotland, a ceiling, the only thing he could have done was get a suit of a group, and nibbi's never been able to do that again. But at least he's got his back qualifying for tournaments. We should if we did qualify for Euros or something far wrong. But we're gonna go back, we're gonna go back to struggling now to qualify for tournaments and why we're gone. But at the same time, what the reason I'm on the fence a bit is because it's early. But the ratings on it are this is gonna be a disaster, uh an absolute disaster. Just to health set up, is it? We're playing three centre halves, we're not got one good centre half, so how the fuck can we play three? Ken. With Nate, Ken, it's hard hard on the boys, but at that level, I mean, well shit, he was getting caught so many times in the top. Henry was an absolute abomination in the first half, he wasn't much better in the second half. The boy big.
SPEAKER_06That's the difference between three and two at back, because two at back, you've got a full bucket you can tuck in. When you play three at back, the two side centre backs, bare minimum 50-hip pace because you're gonna be left one-on-one every time. Defending one and one. And if you can't run, you're fucked. Like Welsh, your boy was just running past him. Welsh a good player, but you can't run.
SPEAKER_08I was getting caught out of time. Which is the banana hinness, they could have had four or five in the second half. Easy. We were playing Spain, that could have been double figure. Honestly.
SPEAKER_06When you play better teams, they're just gonna run right back.
SPEAKER_02Well, how'd you get to set him up? Because just new he's obviously played Switzerland and he's played Slovenia and he's played Macedonia's instead.
SPEAKER_08It's never happened under Clark. It happened. No, it never happened. We would have beat Slovenia under Clark. I've got absolutely no does about if Clark was still here, we would have beat Slovenia. We would have done a damn sight better against Switzerland. I'm not saying we would have beat it. But can it like we do ten men? We've got to play attacking football, we've got to play the high press. We can't do it. And we'll never be able to do it until we can produce the players to be able to play like that. We ain't not got defenders that can be that high up a pitch and uh and uh defend properly because they're not good enough. They're not quick enough, they're not good enough. One-on-one defending is very difficult, Ken. One-on-one for a snip dee to back you up, but you ain't got a full back in the side you and I I've never been a fan of back three as you've I've been speaking about since we started us. I've never liked a back three because I mind playing in it in your life because I fucking hated playing in it. We didn't date that often, to be fair, but every time we did it, they tested it because you're like, am I a fullback? Am I centre half? How wide do I go?
SPEAKER_06It's a specialist position, eh?
SPEAKER_08And then how far inside I should be a boy inside in the middle, and Ken, am I fullback or in my centre half? You're caught in a twin, and Robertson can't play that high up a pitch, he's got to come for fullback. Robertson is a million times better coming for fullback than he is starting in Ken on a half wide line or halfway into the other half. Ken, it's just fucking why he's trying to play we haven't got the players to do it.
SPEAKER_02Simple. Jake has naivety for him as in he's obviously a foreign coach coming into Scotland and thinking his own ideas. He's still trying to susit his best team.
SPEAKER_08Again, you've got to give him time because he Ken, you can say if you want, he didn't care that much about Scotland to the players. You'll care about McKenna and Robertson and McDonald and boys like that. But he doesn't care about fucking Binks. I didn't care about Binks, can I judge her? And fucking Ken Welsh and Henry and Gunn and Ken.
SPEAKER_09And like Dork flowers to the sea.
SPEAKER_08He's one of our players you think fuck he's he's good. Ken Fettes, it's I was saying it in the what can you obviously in the discussion the way it's for the money comes in, we are shite. So Doc will get the byline, but then that's the money. It's a good cutback, a good cross, or a good shot. That's for the money is if you want to be Ken earning the big bucks, adds for it's at any kind of it. He's a half-decent player with neat nay end product, Ken. And it's the same with McBurney. McBurney, you kind of follow the boy. He runs, he works, he closes down, he tackles. But when it comes to the money part, he's near good enough. Can he see he's near at that level when it gets the money?
SPEAKER_04That's why he's playing at Holland, he's playing at Man United. Or can fit me.
SPEAKER_08Aye aye, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Because he gets the byline at least 15 times to 30 times a game and he can't find a cross.
SPEAKER_04He can fucking cross a bar nowadays as well. He's like fucking it's like fucking crossabar. Name a player that can cross a flipper.
SPEAKER_06So that's what's the definition for me about him. At least he goes to the line, because nobody goes to the line anymore because they are playing side wingers. But I just can't believe it's somebody that trains every day and he's at Premier League level clubs and he can't find a cross.
SPEAKER_08And he comes short at the time. He never makes a fullback think, right? Because that's lazy by by gunning behind trying to run in behind because he can't as a fullback. If he keeps coming short, you can go right next to him. But if he goes short and spins in ahead, and then you've then you'll give him an extra yard because you have an approach if he's gonna be. Because you come short at the time, a fullback's hard to up his arse. And that's not a world-class fullback, it's a fucking just an if he doesn't mix it up, it's same if it goes long at him.
SPEAKER_04It's like, well, it's fine, I'll just step off.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04But Ken, there was nothing worse than a boy went short one time, then went again. Goes long and it's then you think, oh, it's fine, short of them, boof, long.
unknownFuck.
SPEAKER_06Because short is a winger's cheating. If your confidence is low or a fullback's got a better hit, I'll just keep going short and trying.
SPEAKER_08Short and bounce it.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_08But you're not only marking them guess, you stretch your game, can, so you create space for others, can it can it it is true? Nine times out of ten, if you do muck a run in behind, you're not gonna get back. But uh you might and if you get it, you're in a hidden, can, and you're then you're causing problems.
SPEAKER_06But then a three at back is the same as like a winger for he's a winger, but you sent it to play wing back, which means you have to do some defending and a wing and a wing like for you were saying you hated three, I hated being right wing back because it meant you had to come back. Whereas a winger just wants to be lazy and say uses his energy gun that way.
SPEAKER_04And that's maybe why he's short of the time because I've got another ten yards to mark up you.
SPEAKER_08Exactly. It could be alright. And you've got the worst of both worlds on both sides. So Robertson's a fullback and uh Dokke's a winger.
SPEAKER_06Exactly.
SPEAKER_08So yeah, yeah, you hadn't got a perfect fullback for and I in at formation is the two biggest positions, is Robertson.
SPEAKER_06Zero got the biggest ship and that's creating higher chances.
SPEAKER_08Our natural being a wing back.
SPEAKER_06Because that's a unique position. You get certain boys that are can just run and they've got to be roadrunners, don't they? They can just run and run and run.
SPEAKER_08And that's funny you get stretched, especially if in the bait they're bait forward, which they're D in.
SPEAKER_06So then you're aligned on one and one defending and a three, and if you boy's kind of one and one.
SPEAKER_04Hendry Binks in uh well. And that's for your center for centre mids, you have to be disciplined. But then you'll get your dooner doing a channel.
SPEAKER_02I just don't like a formation in this wheel because I it just looks like McGuinn's just two of sorts, he's just seems to be shining.
SPEAKER_06He's not getting a three pass from me. It's been too long.
SPEAKER_04He didn't need a good game for Scotland for long enough.
SPEAKER_06He didn't have a good game the other day. I don't care how hard he worked, he's in here, he's one of the better players to make stuff happen. He's never been doing it. So he doesn't get a pass for me. Like he's been poor.
SPEAKER_08I don't agree. I just don't agree. I don't think it's just nay set up for like they're putting him, punting him out of the shop. It's no surprise, it's not consistent, but I don't think he plays that bad. Every time he gets a bar, he keeps it. He's fucking backing up the boys, he spends boys, but it's just it's neither it's nay uh our good players that are a problem. The boys that are nay up to the standard, it's a problem. And then the the why we're now we're trying to play it sticks you like a CFM.
SPEAKER_02So you would you revert back to a 4-5-1 or a 4-4-2 or Scotland?
SPEAKER_08I would play a 4-5-1 in Scotland every day of the weekend. Because it gives it covers up for your bad can areas where but we're near good, we henna got good defenders, so you need to pack a fucking pack up so if somebody makes a mistake, it's nay long until somebody gets across to cover up for can a lack of pace or uh or just poor play. Like Henry get caught up position so many times it was fucking himself. He did a 360. And the boy went right through the middle in the misstach is tackle, which was a decent fucking bit of defending. But I was a chunk of the first half we were half decent, can went one nil up, and you think ah we'll be cruising now.
SPEAKER_02But but I can see Pognoli's obviously got his ways and means, and I think he's got sticky out.
SPEAKER_06You have to live and die by the sword.
SPEAKER_08But do you though you didn't have to well he said for me command his nay tight uh formation?
SPEAKER_06Is he now? I think we'll see a different set of next squad. But I quite like the bellum. He said, God, these games are one and go. Can like a Wales and a Scotland can be out or can as good as you like.
SPEAKER_08What a load of shit. Four games in fucking two weeks.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but what he's what he I agree with is if you if you lose any boys and you've got a smart squad, it hurts you bad. So you've got four games. If it's only two, you can mark it up the next two games. Yeah, but the quality in your squad.
SPEAKER_08It's just fucking fitback, it's just life. It's the same way, it's the same with the the league fitback. If he burden get one or two injuries, just get a heart M mayor into the Rangers and Celtic.
SPEAKER_04I think he because if he's only got two games to concentrate and he loses his best player for one of one of that games, or the second of that two games, but if he loses that good player for three of the four games, so just fit by. I can it's just fit bar, but it's it's harder for the teams we put for then I've got so much voice to choose for.
SPEAKER_09But it's always harder for a poorer team, so it is, but then it doesn't a matter of it.
SPEAKER_04It means it's even harder.
SPEAKER_08But it it could you could get lucky for a bit the big team gets like Norway gets Haaland for Okay, but then they step somebody else in.
SPEAKER_04Another Haaland. Yeah, another Harland, but somebody with good quality. Scotland isn't a good good quality. Well, look here's McTomney Massive mess for him. Massive mess for him. George that's four that's four games he's missed in. Okay, that's massive. So it could have been two games and then another one three months later he's gonna get back in. Two games again. So can it but I can understand his point he's marking. I say and I agree with you, I'm just saying I can understand the point.
SPEAKER_08Nice fit back in four four games in two weeks. Fucking I'm all for it. I fucking hate it because it's the fucking normal fit buzz. You'll get it back, but you'll get it back in uh weekend, but you think you think the Premier League's gonna be normal. No Ken. Ah, this shambles gone on Premier League. There's nothing normal about the Premier League now. It's uh it's one big shambles, isn't it? First caring about fit happens, we Ken. A massive dark cloud hanging through that league now. Until they resolve it. So Abdi's thinking about like if it's gonna be happening, we said and they if they beat Liverpool like can you celebrate? You you add squad and uh you've assembles to get you didn't need to tell me about it, did I fucking so it's to get a dominate he'll leave until so I wouldn't we're making back to normal, maybe SPL's back to normal.
SPEAKER_04He's still better than an international break. Nonsense on that crap. Four weeks off or two weeks off or whatever it was.
SPEAKER_02So if McTonney comes back, how he's fitting in that team.
SPEAKER_08He'll play, we'll miss him like but again, fuck knows. He's gonna play in centre midfield, play a ten, can well he played a four, he played like a three, five, one, one. So McTomney, I think, could play in the one behind Bowie. I would like to see, but it would have been McBurney. I thought McBeak came on and played really well, and he should have got a penalty. It looked like a penalty.
SPEAKER_04Did he play that formation? Because he didn't hit McTominay, maybe. Ken, does he play a different formation if he's got McTominay available?
SPEAKER_08He's got to fit McTominay and somehow. Aye. Ken, but does he still have a few? But I I I think McTominay's eyes better coming on like later on tonight. And I think he could play at ten, but then he's near that great with facing his end goal, so that ten's got to be kind of good at that, does he?
SPEAKER_06Aye, I've turned it's difficult.
SPEAKER_08He's made an eight, didn't he?
SPEAKER_06Bowie's a bit positive for me to be honest. I think he was unlucky to be dropped that game off.
SPEAKER_08He loves the physical how big and strong he was. Like he loves the physical. And McPay came on. I thought he was probably Scotland's best player.
SPEAKER_06He only played for 20 minutes. Curtis did all right when he came on and uh but why is he diving?
SPEAKER_07He's got a great position here.
SPEAKER_08They're a bit uh peeling for a pen and I turned and I says that's not a pen. He fucking threw himself down. But I did think McPeak in looking at it. McPay was a pen.
SPEAKER_02Fit with the pens on Saturday night. In the pen shout for Scotland. Oh yeah, yeah. They've got him a wrong wire. Fibbut McKenna's sending off. Nope. Nah. You never seen it. Yeah, snare in for me. No.
SPEAKER_06One bar, hot and low. Where's he supposed to put his fit?
SPEAKER_08I think it was a booking. Booking it may say two best covering. The Robertson's gave him a horse bottle.
SPEAKER_06Because he's got a dig a, isn't he? Or is he banging trouble?
SPEAKER_08He's probably a best center half. But it had sense on me. So Jack Henry was playing.
SPEAKER_06Well he had a one-game ban, so that was him back for that game. McKenna was always a game before, but two games before he got sent off.
SPEAKER_05Oh so no miss Macedonia again.
SPEAKER_02Ah right, okay. Sent off in Switzerland again. But then McKenna got sent off.
SPEAKER_06So we're gonna end up with a five-team group, aren't we?
SPEAKER_02For a Euros the draw in December. Aye. Aye, because he's made it hard again.
SPEAKER_08That's why it does count for something, can't footport store.
SPEAKER_06So that would probably be so that would probably be two decent teams, us, probably a team on the same level us and one shite team.
SPEAKER_08Which makes it difficult. Well, if why Hings are new, uh, but then safety net there, or it's got to be two host nations. So as long as you're better in Northern Ireland, but Northern Ireland, I mean Dean Wales, they're top of the group.
SPEAKER_06They're doing a great job. Wales have been necessary good, but I can't even hear drinking. A team like Northern Ireland. Even smart gene pool of players.
SPEAKER_02See, they're youth players that's coming through, they're younger.
SPEAKER_08And they're top of a group of C and really Georgia at home, kind of Ken, they've got a small pool to pick for but group Scotland then.
SPEAKER_02Because it was an A and we got relegated to B.
SPEAKER_01Alright.
SPEAKER_02Um A last year, last time. But if if we win our next two games, if it was to beat Switzerland, we still maybe get a chance of being CI still.
SPEAKER_06Even with goal difference. That's not gonna happen, is it?
SPEAKER_08Can't square a goal. We'll be third.
SPEAKER_04And for the difference in Mark for the Nations League then?
SPEAKER_02It's just for the Euro uh qualifiers as a goal.
SPEAKER_08So there's a seed in thing that if you'd won a group you would have for the safety net, if you hidden a qualifier, you'd go in a playoff. And then well, I think if we'll be in some sort of playoff argument into the C group now by the looks of it. And if you were uh at a second bottom, I think your bottom you're just thrilled.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, 100% sure. So we play we play a second position in Crossing Oh, isn't he being the best uh it was poor, it was poor, like really poor very flat and disheartening, a wee bit of it.
SPEAKER_08I could be a Scotland fan. Yeah, a Scotland fan. But uh we need to go back to just being a bit mere robust bit of back.
SPEAKER_02Well we always mention about how teams like clubs hit characters again. We've got like an identity as a Scotland team.
SPEAKER_08We shouldn't we be about to this as demand for a style of play is just it's just killing and folk listening to it just it's folk that didn't hear a fucking Scooby screaming at the top of their lungs, we need to be a dark fucking How was your freebie last night? Good dark positive emotion.
SPEAKER_02Paul Moment come in.
SPEAKER_08I went up yeah, I went up, uh yeah, he s he swings about in the section of man and I'd meet him up at the top So he comes along with some tickets, it's fine. Good stuff.
SPEAKER_02I watch I actually reflect to it or Slovenia score and watch some of the England game likes. I just watched the following I'm just like England are good at it.
SPEAKER_04Embarrassment pick him for sixty million folk me.
SPEAKER_08Aye, there's a difference. It is definitely Kane's good. Cain is good, and you've got the best.
SPEAKER_06I don't know, man. You know, time are I can fool you how far doing a rover. Oh, he's too old. Fucking Kane's unbelievable. He'll play it as 38 because he's never had pace, he doesn't need pace, he's just a brilliant fit by player. Give him a ball in front of me. 91 goals for England. You think ah, but he was stuck on 40, 45, but that's twice twice. He's 30 or 40 goals and throttle. And he can't.
SPEAKER_08And like you say, he's never got that much pace. So to be that good, you've got to have special talent, a bit a special fit by brain, and a special workers.
SPEAKER_06If you go back years, and I was kind of anti Kane on here, and I just love him like it's a lot of honey boots.
SPEAKER_08Finishing's immense. Like cleaner striker. Clean a striker of the bar, yes. It's finishing's ridiculous. I bet in training it's like boys are stunning back, and what the fuck is it?
SPEAKER_04Every cross and train uh crossing shooting session is just less just as Keane said last night.
SPEAKER_06The best compliment you can give him is like you pick up your phone or whatever and you go, Oh, he scored a hatrack again. He scored two again.
SPEAKER_08Because he's that good. Well, I came out and seen it was 3-0 England and I was thinking how much did Harvey Kane give to Kane. It's a given the the the advantage I give you uh hitting a player like that and you're keeping Kane's getting score goals, it just breeds confidence through hill deep.
SPEAKER_02It's like kind of a goodkeeper behind you, your defenders.
SPEAKER_08As a defender, you're thinking we just need to keep it tight. Get the K and you'll bag it. You'll score if we keep a clean sheet, we'll we'll win. We'll win. And that gives you so much impetus as I think.
SPEAKER_06Because you can work it works that kind of theory at every level, even the level we put that because we're mine.
SPEAKER_08Well, we were fucking dire and Craig came in a goal, and then it's a different ball game because you can't he would score, and you're like, Well, that's just fucking that's just new.
SPEAKER_05It was a good finisher, as well.
SPEAKER_06Unbelievable finisher. He was a good finish. I just mean folk would see him slaughter him size of a side of a house and Krager would just get a bar the bar for a fucking finishing was fucking ridiculous. You might not think, but he just used to shield the barb, turn inside, and then just bend it in the top corner with right or left fit, and you're like, every time you say fucking blood.
SPEAKER_08The only reason he ever played for us because his size he was Ken is I hope you wouldn't have mind me saying that, but his his ability was ridiculous.
SPEAKER_06Ken. But you're right, so that's why I'm saying it at level because we were like that, and then he appeared, and it's like just get a barb to him. You my chance, you'll bug it. Aye.
SPEAKER_08His finishing was fucking difficult finishes. He was just made it look easy. He's end away. Oh my god, man. Scary, scary, good.
SPEAKER_02Like the thing I like love watching about Kenny when he comes in deeper and he gets a bar and he's like a quarterback just fucking picking out your left, right and so.
SPEAKER_06I've been watching loads of Bayern Munich stuff of him dropping into midfield, and he's like fucking so good. Aye. Battle on door winner high. I hope he does nailed on for that. He's run right across in Germany for I think it's 154 and 148 games.
SPEAKER_08He's got 85 games since was it May 2000? He's got 85 goals.
SPEAKER_02That's some uh level be shutting last night, was it? Around 25 cards, 91 goals.
SPEAKER_08And if he'd been in the Premier League, he'd have smashed the record. Smashed it.
SPEAKER_04But then he's won. He's won he's won in stuff. Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_06Almost respect the fact that he's walked to Kenny. I'd be thought he would stay just to get a record, but he wanted to win some.
SPEAKER_08He must be clinging on to a bit of hope that he could win a Champions League in Munich, like yeah, which would be tough.
SPEAKER_04Tough probably cut off his career. It would be a chance of winning Silverware England yet.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, I think next Euros marking fucking international fit by even murder pressing that shit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Nah, Spain beat him at home, mate. Boys can't do it again. Spain beat him at when you're gonna be able to get your mother getting better and older. It's only 1890 when your mother's gonna get better and better.
SPEAKER_02When's the last team it beats uh it's mental it's gonna be?
SPEAKER_06I was in the pub watching that game and the Croatia game, and it was embarrassing. Five five of the goals was boys going to the boiling crossing it and we stopping it in. It was like amateur stuff.
SPEAKER_08I was like a friendly, friendly like a high league team playing a junior team or something like that. It's uh say I in the beach, but they're getting carried away.
SPEAKER_06They're always like because they get humped in the qualifiers, don't they?
SPEAKER_04But when it comes to the business end, that's from the struggle.
SPEAKER_08Well, they had a great chance to beat Spain and England and they bought it, so they're still still mentally weak.
SPEAKER_02Did uh did Belgium beat France this week?
SPEAKER_06No, 4-1 France was it. They were winning a lot for a while.
SPEAKER_02Okay, I just thought maybe And Bambi's injured, is he? But you can like say Kane when he can't see his international career's over, you'll you'll stop, you'll quit, unlike uh Ronaldo, honestly.
SPEAKER_06Fuck I've written here ruined legacy. The guy's an idiot.
SPEAKER_04I think we've given up for a while, though, is it?
SPEAKER_0610,000 word statement.
SPEAKER_08He's a fucking aye started to say that he's near a tyrant and he just deserves to be punished. Aye. But he's near a tyrant.
SPEAKER_04Well, you'll find you are retired, don't you?
SPEAKER_06And it's funny enough, he said again false promises again. This is why I reacted like that. Because I because I kinda be treated like that because I'm Ronaldo.
SPEAKER_04How can a manager guarantee you own a hang? If you're a manager of a footback club, how can you guarantee right, Marcy? I'm guarantee you're gonna play 90 minutes a day. Fucking half an hour in, you've shipped three goals, you've scored two of them yourself.
SPEAKER_06Sorry, mate, you're fucking you've moved newer for 10 fucking 20 minutes, half an hour.
SPEAKER_04You're getting heaved.
SPEAKER_08I just I do think you you have to treat boys superstars like a a bit different. Aye a bit. Aye a wee bit. So the story was that they had four games and he was gonna play he was getting two of them, right? It's just spick about the story. So he was getting he could get 90 minutes and two and he wasn't gonna play in the other ring. But the coach came up to him and said, Look, I went half an hour out yet in S game. So he was prepared to play half an hour, and then he went out to warm up for half an hour. For half an hour, right? But he didn't get on, so he spatted on me because he didn't get on, and he said he was promised that he was getting 30 minutes in that game. So the the the manager reneged on in that. So and the f if it was just a one sort of just isolate essence, forget about other shit he's done. Do you think he's got a point? A ta?
SPEAKER_04No. No. I don't I don't care how a manager can guarantee folk.
SPEAKER_08But it's it's just a set I I agree with. I agree with the share of 100%, but just it just if it's happened, you've had the discussion it's been happened. The manager did say to me he was gonna get 30 minutes. I think when you're dealing with a player like that, but that's a downfall.
SPEAKER_04That's a downfall of the manager, it's a manager's fault. It's manager. I can not isolated incident. I hang awah. If I was a player and I was told I was getting half an hour and I didn't, I'd be pissed off.
SPEAKER_08You wouldn't have you wouldn't have wackawa, though you wouldn't walk. No, no, no, I'm just I'd let the manager can. You let the manager ken. So why he's kinda half right. He's right to be annoyed, but he went too far in expressing it.
SPEAKER_04But at the same time, a manager is a manager, you can't guarantee Nabdi games a football.
SPEAKER_08I think it's I think it's silly. Can I just think you've all you've got to treat Abdi the same, even though I've just said that he's but that's a problem, he causes you a problem.
SPEAKER_04But then if it was a manager, he should have said right, you're starting this game. I'm not promising you how much line you'll get, but you'll definitely start. And that's an easy way out because if he's in a holocaust, you can wipe him out. But if your team's under the caution, you're needing goals and and Ronaldo's near the answer, or Ken, how can you guarantee him half an hour at the end of a game?
SPEAKER_08Ken. I I think if I was to attack a Portugal job, I would say the Portuguese FA, I'd say, Ken, for I'd then he's he's finished now, he's nay, I'm nay picking him. And I can that's gonna be a big thing. So you either give me the job under that or I'm they taking it. Same, I'd be exactly the same.
SPEAKER_06I find it a bit sad to be honest, how it's playing out for him. Because I now talk about a game coming back now for him to get the good send off. It's tarnished now.
SPEAKER_04But but but why should why can you should have been finished years ago at an Arsenal level? So he's blo he's even sell to blame because he's passed it at that level.
SPEAKER_06And I just think you look at fit skin on here and then you look at what happened last night. I mean messy, and it's night and day in it, yeah.
SPEAKER_08It's it's it's a it's a cliche, it's fit your strength, your main strength is also your main weakness. Now Ronaldo's main strength through his whole career has been a single-minded Kenny's 100%. He's a down for him, but it's also now he's never been able to accept that he's ne that player anymore. Yeah, exactly. He's near the best in the world anymore. Yeah, he's never been able to accept it, but he's he's determined that he can I can still go and show you that I am.
SPEAKER_04Ken, if you come back to United, that should have been the time he realised I'm near a top level now. On the mirror, right?
SPEAKER_08Yeah. For me, you're playing in Saudi Arabia. I think it's it's over. Playing for a tea a nation like Portugal is very difficult. Yeah. Ken, I I think you can see in Jack Hendry he's playing at a poor level. Of course you can. You see it written, it's it's just it's never used to you being challenged. A European sort of good European players, yeah. You can see he's he's uh a half-yard half it, and that's a 'cause he doesn't need to be.
SPEAKER_06Because he can probably play three quarters in Saudi. Maybe near the top Saudi teams, but probably the ins near the bottom. You could probably play at a half pace.
SPEAKER_04Half the time he wanna be hardly playing at all.
SPEAKER_08And and if he is a bad gamer, it's only 300 folk we've got watching. So there's no pressure there, is it? Retirement league. I just think I just think it our stems for he's he's clinging on and he needs to let go.
SPEAKER_02Is it because the hell Messi Ronaldo thing has been going on for years and years and he's seen that Messi has been D in the last five, ten years, and he thinks I can do the same, I can do the same.
SPEAKER_08But is he is his in-worst enemy? I think if he'd retired then he should have, Messi could still be going. He retires, and it's a massive debate in You could hit either Your Faz the best. But if then I think there's a conversation. For me, Messi is streaks ahead of Ronaldo.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, million percent.
SPEAKER_08And I was Ronaldo man and it's it's ah because of the Y's ended his career.
SPEAKER_06Agreed.
SPEAKER_08And Messi's kept I think Messi's retired at the right time. Yeah, 100%. Because I think he had a half decent World Cup. He got to the final. And he he fuck it, he scored. He was near top goal scorer. And he was involved in all the good stuff through. So he was he still had it, but I think he can it's over now.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. And that's end off last night. Unbelievable. Aye. I'm there for stopping a game, so no. I am. I thought it was good. I thought it was too good. Said I because he is like he is the greatest.
SPEAKER_04Was that friendly or was it a proper game? A proper game. That's nonsense.
SPEAKER_08But they are even the opposition team or uh clappn and sharpness and just hearing him speak because he never speaks. I thought it was class like it's emotional and shit.
SPEAKER_06He's a fucking.
SPEAKER_08If there's one boy deserve, I can I would probably be siding me and Shed right now for any other player, but nay Messi. Messi's been so good for so long. I think he's the kind of deserves a special bit of treatment like that.
SPEAKER_02So Scotland plays Switzerland, Andy Robertson gets 103 caps, stop a game three minutes in, and that'll be starts clapping. That's totally different. Why's the difference?
SPEAKER_06Because Messi's a complete one-off. Aye. He's a one-off.
SPEAKER_08Well, I love Maradona and A, but I think you're you're you're being stubborn there. No, no. Messi is definitely the best player.
SPEAKER_02I was watching Doug Leish and uh Soonis speaking about Ken if they could play in a day's game or could players for now play in a day's game. So it's a completely different game. Different game. Kind of pitches are uneven and stuff like that. So it's a tough end. It was like a hell debate the weekend. If as if I would you rather hate Kane or Rooney, but again, it's a different thing, is it? Depends on the other.
SPEAKER_04Depends what you're looking for. I think they probably played roughly roughly in the same either.
SPEAKER_08I think that's easy to compare.
SPEAKER_06A lot of ponders would say like again, Rooney's the best English player. There's been a lot of them said again all rounder, but Kane's the best goal scorer.
SPEAKER_08I think it's it's difficult to compare. I think like the Shearer and Kane bet a better comparison. Rooney was better all rounder, like you say.
SPEAKER_04Kane, aye.
SPEAKER_06I like the fact that Rooney's eye was bummed up, Kane. He said at the time Kane will be the man, and he's always said positive things. He says Kane's unbelievable.
SPEAKER_04Rooney, if it comes to Fitbit, his Fitback insight's fucking unreal.
SPEAKER_06I think he's a good bundle. I like hearing what he's got to say. Aye, I think he's still talking, but two different jobs, that's it.
SPEAKER_08How many times have a manager come in? Speaks really well. He could get a job. Nightmare.
SPEAKER_04So it's near Ken, just because you're a good player doesn't mean so you're not.
SPEAKER_08I think I think you're up against it as a great player because I think in Keene suffered we a bit less the struggle to deal with players that standard and don't understand why they kind of do certain things that didn't have the right attitude and aren't committed.
SPEAKER_06Kind of kind of that play with injuries.
SPEAKER_08Schools to that nightmare old em Ken. He probably can't understand why players kind of he was able to do easily.
SPEAKER_04He's looking at the game.
SPEAKER_02That's why it's a South Cape, and maybe a half decent manager because he was a bit nearly back.
SPEAKER_08Ken there is Ken, you've got Croyth and that made decent managers as well. Ken just in a right half, but I think it maybe is slightly more difficult if you'd come for the good playing. No.
SPEAKER_02Back to normality as we came with the Premier League flipper as well.
SPEAKER_06Well as Marcy said, will it be? It's never gonna be. Well, you've got mine.
SPEAKER_08Question for you, right? Let's just try and answer us. Honestly. As honest as you can. If you're a man city season ticket holder, you you get keep going.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna support my team.
SPEAKER_06I was about to say you're gonna support a club, but can you support a club when they're fucking rats?
SPEAKER_08If I'm a season ticket, I'm biting it. I'm negative. I was no way I would go and watch him. Because I pulled the ball over your eyes. I still heard that I think some folk get the gravity of it. Financial. Did you see Brazil a day?
SPEAKER_06Obviously, and I know reckons that he's reckoning 60 points he's hearing on inside.
SPEAKER_04How's he guesses? That's nonsense.
SPEAKER_06Maybe they can't. Other dealing the way he knew his appeals. Did you see that boy that was on the podcast? That lawyer boy. 60 points would be a joke. He's saying he could take his long as eight years.
SPEAKER_08Aye, aye. Aye, because there's appeal, there's another appeal, and then surely then they can go to the high court, they can go to some sort of court about fair competition.
SPEAKER_04But you can only do that if you've a valid case. Say if they go to this this appeal at the minute and they look at it and just fucking bin it because it's a load of nonsense. You're not going to get an appeal again against something else. They're just getting well, that's those two things have been bent.
SPEAKER_06See, they're threatening to pull uh major deals with the UK government and nothing.
SPEAKER_04There's a lot of stuff gonna come out yet, boy. Told you told you's back in, it's all fucking intertwined. That's what happens. That's what happens when you fucking said a laugh and still.
SPEAKER_08But they kinda get away, they kinda they kinda bribed our why you knew because Abdi Ken's have been found guilty. Well if they didn't get punished accordingly, that's gonna be absolute outrageous.
SPEAKER_04Well, if when you look at the the the the why the goo the other it's it's funny the why the goo the other charges we the UEFAN are hang now, they're saying the why they go out of it, they're actually contradicting themselves with the argument they've put it put forward for the so to get out the the UEFA charges, they've said one thing, and now to get out of the Premier League charges, they've actually contradicted Fit they said a four. So it's all bullshit.
SPEAKER_06And UEFA's got their stance, they'd like to potentially punish him. Then there's also uh they'll obviously the league and then there's also the FA The clubs, plus other clubs, so I just that's see how they can play players could sue him. Only why they go, I for saying I you've led me doing the bath here.
SPEAKER_04No, no. I'm Ken, if you're playing for Man United and you miss out in the Champions League football, and you get a you've got a bonus, a bonus linked to that football because Man City's cheated, you've got a legitimate right to fucking claim that clubs.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_04So you sue City, how much players are going to sue him? How much clubs are going to sue him?
SPEAKER_08And and like them playing in a Premier League right now, it's like somebody it's been caught doping and strong being allowed to compete.
SPEAKER_04By the way, Lance Armstrong, we're Ken, you're a cheat, you've been caught red-handed, but Kenneth, you can keep going.
SPEAKER_08You're guilty. We've found you guilty. I Kenya's appealing, but carry on. Let's just carry on like normal. So that's why I think the matchup mockery of the Hill League. City win a league at the end of the season. Absolute shambles. So say Nibdi Nibdi celebrate, Nibdi gives a fuck. What that's a point. That is absolutely ruinous for Premier League. Absolutely. I could be over it. I think so, huh? It's uh but if City go on to win a league, if pundits got uh pundits are in a gate. Can they usually have been great through the season? Bullocks. They're cheating bastards. Only reason they're there is because they cheated.
SPEAKER_04Other clubs should just club again and have an honor and rule when they playing say.
SPEAKER_06Please yourself feet. Things can still happen.
SPEAKER_09It's like uh hi.
SPEAKER_02Fap and the morning, right? The pr the the owners say it, right? Okay, we've met it, we're we're a waffle club, but we've got to leave. Can they run a club? It should be them that's standing good for the the charges, shouldn't they? Nay Is it they leaving a hands?
SPEAKER_04It's a football club, Mike.
SPEAKER_02Aye. But the people that was in charge.
SPEAKER_04It's a football club.
SPEAKER_02But it's the people that was in charge as it is making the decisions on behalf of the football club.
SPEAKER_08They the only reason they could afford De Bruyne, uh Aguero, Aguero, are these players is because they cheated. And then the Is it they didn't they didn't they write the hit up players? Didn't they under the rules now you could again you heard it at the time and it is a valid point. The FFP rules are a bit of a joke. But again, it's a different argument. Village has plenty of rules, Newcastle's plenty of rules.
SPEAKER_04Cities completely 900 million the inflated cities only allowed to play the rules now, mass, because they are the cheating they've done in the past to get there.
SPEAKER_08Oh they've built a hen upon that cheating. But say they're still not doing it. Of course they're still doing it. In that time, they were trying to say they had a bigger uh revenue revenue market in the Real Madrid. Biggest club in the world. That to me is proof that they're cheating. Because that's impossible. Exactly. Nibdi's bigger in Real Madrid, especially Man City, a monkey second rate team for Manchester.
SPEAKER_04Isn't that even the biggest team in Manchester? That's what I'm saying. That's fit they were a four ass climbsteen who are.
SPEAKER_02Would that be taken into account oh?
SPEAKER_05If the owner did it, I'd be that'd be cheating.
SPEAKER_02Is that cheating, is it? Aye. Even though he dislikes a shirt and wet one bought twenty million to put money in the club.
SPEAKER_04Well, you wouldn't buy twenty million to put the club because he owns the club, so he'd give him a wife a nine, would he? Why would he buy him? No, but he would be buying by himself.
SPEAKER_02So he's cheating. To put my money in the club cheating.
SPEAKER_04I'd say that's what's basically basically for the middle. But then the henna the henna said they've said, right, we've done it, we've bought 20 million strips. The 20 million strips are normally 70 pounds, right? But we'll just say doing in our bank sheet, he actually paid £140 for him.
SPEAKER_06Again, you're obviously trying to get a debate going, but it's that bad, you can't even debate it. I mean, like you can take the two sides of, but you can't debate it because it's that bad.
SPEAKER_08The only built on sand. They've got an ew is the process is not finished. But they've been found guilty.
SPEAKER_04So to me they're they're inf inf infrutable? Irrefutable. Irrefutable evidence. Well, irrefutable means actually, no matter if you say what I say is right. And far was all that evidence when they were showing the fucking committee. It's a year ago.
SPEAKER_08And they say they actually say there's no such thing as irrefutable. Of course. Time and time again. Time and time again.
SPEAKER_02I just I just feel sad the fact that Man City, who are a big a decent club, kind of another club in Manchester, been in the go for over a hundred years, that that's get come to this and feel sorry for their fans and stuff like that as well. 20,000 of them.
SPEAKER_04Oh, the plastics will disappear. Go back to 20 new.
SPEAKER_06It's just their own fault for getting around owners and but it's not a fans' fault. No.
SPEAKER_08No, you feel sorry for fucking honestly players like Aguero and all these boys. It's ruined. I I heard anything like uh like David Soberbar, right? He's won trophies in World Cups with Spain and that. But if you tuck out trophies of Lafayette de Bruyne, he's getting a created fucker. Nothing. One of the world's best players. And it's not his fault. It's not his fault. No, Ken. And you're still good at Ken Well, mind how good a player he was, but he he's uh everything he's won is we are massive asterisk. You've got to scrap our thing they've won. Just stuck a pen right through the middle or other honours or man said during this period. Every single one of them.
SPEAKER_02So if you look back into 2018, isn't it? 2019.
SPEAKER_09But even after it's uh it's our double ponash, Ken.
SPEAKER_08Now, Ken, it's it's our stemmed faith that are financial doping.
SPEAKER_06I personally look at greatness like you can't find the great players, but you go into Wikipedia and you go, Fucking hell, he won 10 league titles, or he won and then you're gonna go, oh no, he didn't. To that 10-year outfits he won on Nin, so he was just a decent player.
SPEAKER_04Average Joe.
SPEAKER_08But he wasn't like in the TV, see they start a season and the build up the season and the show are the great moments for the Premier League to get your juices floating. And obviously the Aguero goal is the iconic moment. The iconic moment. No, it's it's basically that would be like Grand Stan showing Michael Johnson's uh 100 meter spin at start as the highlights of the Olympics would be like to move it. Well they can't they can't show it. No, they've been found guilty. They're guilty until they can appeal and get it overturned. It's not gonna happen. It can't happen. It can't happen again. It might. And if they've had that if they've that's irrefutable evidence, why did they not use it before they got found guilty? And uh it's it's they're digging their heels in and their neck and their gun right through they're gonna make it as difficult as possible. So if they get to the end for the nay white to go, they they'll they'll hammer him. They'll absolutely hammer him. They'll get expelled for the league. I would telling you, that's what's gonna happen. If they draw it out, if they damark a deal, because that's a bit that's the best thing that can happen. A deal spitting in the mic.
SPEAKER_02But do you think they've been charged in 115, they've got their back up and they're saying no one? And they're gonna draw out as long as possible and try and land up the Premier League. Until it kinda slowly dies off and folks are gonna folks forget. No, but it's such as naked be straight in the headlines at the time.
SPEAKER_04It has to be, Mike. It's the biggest scandal in sporting history.
SPEAKER_08It is, it is, and it the the Premier League statement they use the word sham like eight times using that language. And that is for Premier League, it is until this is sorted out. An absolute sham. 100% because City Nay being punished and playing awa just new is marking the Premier League a sham because they're there because they cheated, and they're they're not been punished for it. So Abdeep's playing them now, now Ken's they're only there because they cheated.
SPEAKER_04We're playing a team.
SPEAKER_08We're playing a we're playing a team that's full of boys on drugs, basically.
SPEAKER_04Be interested in the reception to get Liverpool aren't for the time. You get hammered everywhere, everywhere they go, they'll get hammered. Ken Liverpool lost to Ken. Klopp's team's twice lost out to point two. Record points totals banners.
SPEAKER_08Where are the banner? I'll be heaps and heaps of banners saying shit, Ken, like so.
SPEAKER_02If you're a Man City player, fit are you thinking? Exactly. Exactly. Are you gonna be able to do that?
SPEAKER_063% half end of season they're all looking for a move. 100%.
SPEAKER_08They'd be looking for a move now, I would say. I I don't care how mentally strong you are, it's gonna affect you like that. 100%.
SPEAKER_06Cheat bastards. Because it'd eat you up, wouldn't it? Because Abby's got different characters.
SPEAKER_04You'll know they're not get only credit, uh even if they win, take credit. Interesting to see the bus when it appears at fucking on field.
SPEAKER_02Might be a Trump and yeah, another another bus another bus in the back.
SPEAKER_08It's the players that are getting, isn't it?
SPEAKER_02It's the way the country causes the boys, they can hide in the stands, can't like Mareska coming in and thinking, well, it's nothing to do with me.
SPEAKER_04Mourinho's butt can the RK. Can Mourinho spot out the facts about it uh can from ten years ago? The best achievement finishing second. Best achievement finishing second with Man United. I'd be thought, ah, because his team was shite. No, wasn't it? Because his team was shite.
SPEAKER_08Cheating cuts, uh Mancini, he was getting two million a season, but he did what you were saying he did four days' work and got two million for it.
SPEAKER_04And he admitted it. Honestly.
SPEAKER_02We'll see if it happens. It's gonna be a long drawn-out affair, I think. So nah.
SPEAKER_08Unless unless they can get around the table and mark it, the Hiftimaka deal.
SPEAKER_06The Hiftimaka deal.
SPEAKER_08To me, Premier League's an absolute sham until that's it's sorted out until the brandy.
SPEAKER_04And then far as the sponsors.
SPEAKER_08That's what I mean. Might come at the SBL.
SPEAKER_02It's maybe a good thing then for it. I for example. I'm delighted to be honest.
SPEAKER_08It's the only subject in town until it's sorted out.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_08I mean other pundits will be speaking about the top half of the table. If you're speaking about a championship brace, every time it if it's it's gonna be between City and Arsenal, yeah. Well, Addi's like, well, you can Is there any point? If Arsenal didn't win. Aye. And still cheating. And if Arsenal didn't win a league, it's a complete shambles.
SPEAKER_04Mareska must be looking forward to these first prescribes. Exactly.
SPEAKER_08He's gonna get fucked in Pellers and he's not gonna be in the mouth. He'll be well. He can't if it's coming. So he'll be tell fit to say and nay to say straight butt.
SPEAKER_02We'll see. Spar's my unit.
SPEAKER_08He needs to go full bill bell check and just I'm just concentrating the gleam. I'm just concentrating Fitbow. I'm the answer on a that's what it'll happen, I think. For the starting answering on a questions about Fitz Happening outside of FIBA.
SPEAKER_02But then they'll bombard him with the questions anyway. I would just need to speak about it then. Just say next question. Spurs United on Saturday night, supper time game. Relegation ball. Aye hopes for that, Jink. Spurs maybe needed a good break after the players. I think Spurs will be alright.
SPEAKER_08I just think they're they're just need to hit a few wins. There's no way that team will go doing no chance. We'll see, we'll see. I think they could beat three and a half of Villa, but I I seen the first half and they were our Villa. Definitely got something that just it needs to click. Probably get rid of that desire cut and a decent amount of.
SPEAKER_06Fuck him, Lego Heat.
SPEAKER_04Ah, but then he's been involved in the cheating as well, isn't he? Ah, exactly. Investigate ham.
SPEAKER_06Arsenal.
SPEAKER_04Arsenal's done the right thing with them.
SPEAKER_02They've got the house in order, aren't they? They obviously built the stadium, had a few years where they were a bit doing and doing because they used their money for a stadium.
SPEAKER_04Well, right why to do it, can I mean?
SPEAKER_08Again, they'd be kin like Vengar got pellers at the end of his day, but he was he was getting them in the Champions Leagues, keeping that money train going. And now UK was up against impossible odds. Yeah. Because the the financial cheating that was going on, etc.
SPEAKER_02Oh that would be what's have you got for the cunning layer this weekend? You got any team in yet now?
SPEAKER_08I went to Stenny.
SPEAKER_04Dundee's chooses folk's already been chosen. After his checks.
SPEAKER_06I might as busy and I just like here's that team.
SPEAKER_02Chad, have you picked in yet? No. No way. I've went for Dundee. Dundee.
SPEAKER_04I'll choose mine I'm on, probably.
SPEAKER_08I went to Stenhouse Muir last yeah. They're 31 against Carly again. Carly are near the bottom of the table. I think Carly and I has it. I think that's why they're uh Stenhouse Muir's right.
SPEAKER_04I had a couple of times last season. Pulled through Stenny.
SPEAKER_07That didn't unbelievable.
SPEAKER_08Top top chop. Yeah. Part-time team. Seven wins at eight. I backed him against our brothers and they won, so you're soaping again. Fine got a win this weekend. Well, maybe when I speak about one card a week. I've got three wankers a week.
SPEAKER_01What an ass. A torreck. A foreign jar.
SPEAKER_07Paul Ferris did. Nice. Aye. We man. We man. Gangsta. Glasgow.
SPEAKER_0862 in age.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, Lord of a gang.
SPEAKER_08Did he? Jeffrey Archer's dead. Jeffrey Archer's dead.
SPEAKER_02Did he do the game he was dead? He died like a week ago. No, it was this week. Didn't he die a day before his book new book was released?
SPEAKER_08No?
SPEAKER_02Is that right?
SPEAKER_04He was an open prison for years.
SPEAKER_02Tennessee state peditential.
SPEAKER_08I agree, yeah. Well, I can score. I'd hate to use that Ian if you're gonna speak about it.
SPEAKER_02Krista Pike. So the coma. Did we spic about us last week? We spoke about it on Saturday night.
SPEAKER_04Death penalty. We spoke about death penalty a couple of weeks ago, mate.
SPEAKER_06I was on Tex we spoke about it.
SPEAKER_02So uh two lethal injections, couldn't kill her, then Marcy sent me on Saturday night. It's a perfect oxymoron. Oxymoron. Try to save somebody that they're just trying to kill.
SPEAKER_04I couldn't understand. She's intensive care and we're trying to save her. I thought you healed purpose of the case.
SPEAKER_06I was to see get her off a blonde, eh?
SPEAKER_02But I was reading things that say it would it costs more to kill her than it would be to keep her inside for the rest of her life.
SPEAKER_08I d the death penalty costs more than keeping a bo somebody in prison. Three million. It's are the appeals and are the illegal costs when they're kicking a can down the road.
SPEAKER_02And it's cost the state twenty-six thousand dollars f just to try and keep her alive so far.
SPEAKER_04Maybe better off just paying somebody just to jab her inside.
SPEAKER_02Well, my feather had a thing that was thinking about Hammond is it at the weekend. So if they try to kill her and she's an AD, does she get out now?
SPEAKER_04Because I was it was a Nair Case of that before.
SPEAKER_08Pretty sure. I think it marks it doubly worse as a female.
SPEAKER_09Jessica it's a female? That's not how we would treat females like that. She'll kill her if ever she did. Ah, she killed somebody, uh 20 or 30 years ago, wasn't it?
SPEAKER_08But again, she was brought up, she was sexually abused, and she was a child together. Oh, there's loads of things in the background. Why she grew up again. No wonder she was mentally scarred. And now the states try to kill her again. This is to me sums up America, isn't it?
SPEAKER_09It's a fucking It's a hell, it's a fucking hellish thing.
SPEAKER_08No, it's a it's a it's a top headline the BBC News today again. That she's uh she's up and talking new and it's just fucking horrendous, man.
SPEAKER_07Horrendous.
SPEAKER_06Do you think they should do a Wabri death penalty?
SPEAKER_07Oh a hundred percent.
SPEAKER_06The last thing before that was Electric Journal, didn't they work? I think the last time they did somebody in a Green Mile. Green Mile.
SPEAKER_02Didn't they be sponge?
SPEAKER_04I forgot sponge.
SPEAKER_02Somebody tried to do Swifey.
SPEAKER_06Somebody's got a tampered bad drugs, surely.
SPEAKER_08Well they can't they struggle to get drugs because the drugs have made in like Switzerland or s some of their country and they delegate to America because they can they use it for the death penalty. So they struggle to get to stuff, yeah.
SPEAKER_04So it's alright for Switzerland or Sweden or Switzerland to kill folk off it want to be killed.
SPEAKER_08Well it's negative well, it's a bit different, yeah. It is a bit different. Dig the task is assisting suicide.
SPEAKER_04No, but then I but then if you if under state law and you've done a crime in our state, you get a punishment.
SPEAKER_07Aye.
SPEAKER_02It's the actual cost to it, yeah, to the taxpayers, is it? No, but I'm saying if you were a member of the money, so no.
SPEAKER_08Because we're a civilised society.
SPEAKER_02Well, some of us. If you if that was in Iran, it would probably be indeed fucking steamed to death, Nickel.
SPEAKER_04Steam to death, Nickel.
SPEAKER_02I'm sure would have happened though. Just a ton of Chucky's fake water.
SPEAKER_03Shade gonna move for us and sell some business. Sweet out.
SPEAKER_04There's your perfect steams for steening.
SPEAKER_02It'll take you three months before you get a chucky.
SPEAKER_08Isn't it getting a waffle if you read the crime that you did was horrendous? It's a terrible, horrendous crime. But does it mark on any better killing her, Ken? I just didn't get it.
SPEAKER_02I didn't get it. Does it maconi different somebody else that's killed somebody?
SPEAKER_08Exactly. Like a boy, I I hear uh debates at work, and it's almost got their own opinions and you gotta respect them. And somebody said, Oh, if she had killed your daughter, would you feel the same, Ken? And I think, well, I can't what you're saying, and you would be angry, obviously, but putting her to death sneaking to bring your daughter back, can I just I believe a state should be murdering folk, I just think it's hideous. That's mine. Tennessee. State peditentry. Ah, it's a green mic. I had that scrubbed in. I just did America. Just the state of Tennessee. The state of the country. Hopefully, things are gonna change a bit in November with midterm elections indeed.
SPEAKER_02But I think there's still a lot of states in the state in America that do the death penalty, are there?
SPEAKER_08A lot some southern states in there. I don't care how many, but it's a lot. I don't care if it's a lot.
SPEAKER_06Some of them hate the that I use it, kind of but uh don't, but we've we've touched on it. Okay. I'll just I've got one in left and I'm tough about that.
SPEAKER_04Well you definitely when I come across your name's Dexter McCart.
SPEAKER_05Your cat? Your Macat. What a one cat.
SPEAKER_08Dexter McCat. My cat.
SPEAKER_04My cat. Dexter. What a fucking dick. Piss in your carpet. No, he's still a half-ball, that's name. No, in any carpet. On your bed? No, no. Fucking right. Kitchen, vanal house, so nay nay walls are square. Again, get a fucking corner house, you fucking bed walls hallway because it's all good. No. So the kitchen's in sometimes there's big gaps for a unit, there's a henny unit to take them off the wall, and you've got your spacers and that to fill out the thing. So they fucking kick So we've got three big cupboards at the back of the kitchen. They're they're naked right to the reef, so uh about a fit gap, can it? Can't die jumps up anyhow. But Rooney Barker that they're stanching off the wall to square him off. Again? Fucking little bastard. No. Oh, we were sitting there, wow, and you hear it. Oh, he's sitting up here, that's fine. Fucking thud. Well scraping like fuck, I think. Oh, you dick. You fucking fell down a gap in the back of the fucking cupboard. Took my fucking cupboard to bitch to get bastard out. That'd be it for me.
SPEAKER_06That'd be it for me. You'd be doing a road for that.
SPEAKER_08Yeah. Honestly, fuck a little bastard. From that synth set and that feeling for me, you're like, you're thinking of anything else you could do. I'm gonna hate that.
SPEAKER_04You're panicking like fuck because his cats now distressed and you're fucking like, oh, it can't, it can't, I'll get it.
SPEAKER_08And you are about the only man in the world that's stubborn enough to say fuck him.
SPEAKER_04I was thinking about it, I was like, fuck him.
SPEAKER_08And if you're an AD and it nibbled the.
SPEAKER_04So I thought if it slid down, I says I'll probably sort of fucking plinth at the bottom because he's maybe slid all the way down. But no, it not as it goes down because it gets to the water because it water's off the plump.
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SPEAKER_08That's no why you're getting that in and hull and so just nowhere.
SPEAKER_04It was right down at bottom.
SPEAKER_08Aye.
SPEAKER_04And can it's fucking near leaf high. Aye.
SPEAKER_02So you're doing a big lardarine, man. I just thought it was a hangarine.
SPEAKER_04Big ladders. Titans at the bottom because the water's off a plum. Aye. So it's wide at the top, and none of us doing it bottom. So I thought, if I put off a plinth, I'll get them at the bottom. Nah.
SPEAKER_08You could have bored a f you could abored a four-inch hole through the outside wall. Are you sensitive?
SPEAKER_04See the fucking thickness of the walls?
SPEAKER_0818 inch or something. How long did it tuck you? Aye.
SPEAKER_04Didn't attack my too long, but you've got to tuck it out of bits and then put a dab on. I actually started attacking the bits and then I thought came up with a brainwave. Okay. So I didn't attack it out of the bits. I'd emptied the cupboard. Started tucking off a door so I could get the bits off, and I thought, why he was facing it, I thought, fuck it. If a lawyer be in the top of the unit and drop a towel down, you can maybe start climbing up a towel. That's what a little fat bastard did. So I've got a towel right down. Fair place.
SPEAKER_08Could you have tucked can as a back panel? Could you have cut a hole in the back panel?
SPEAKER_04No, because it was a side panel. So I could have done a side panel. Well, it was a his structural integrity. So I managed to live in it up, hang a towel down. That's clever shit. Start to climb up a towel and I grabbed a little fucker.
SPEAKER_06You'd launch him.
SPEAKER_04Straight out the wheelie barrel. He was allowed to get drop kicked.
SPEAKER_08No, he's never been up again. He's never been back up. You probably would get a wow with a hatch in the side panel. You could put in a you could put if it happens to be cut flower.
SPEAKER_03Well, uh something like that. Cart flower in the middle.
SPEAKER_08So if we get like hatches at work for like panels or sockets at the back of it.
SPEAKER_04So I've got panels for that. Like I've got my upstairs bathroom's got a cistern in the back, so I've got a panel for that.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_04But I thought, fuck. The other side of the house has got the fall fridge freezer right to the reef as well. Can the beginning? And I thought, what happens if we went down the back there for a microwave and the oven in the freezer? Yeah. I was like, he was getting left if he was in air.
SPEAKER_05He could learn his lesson. Who could you just be was it meowing like fuck to get out? Aye, it was distressed.
SPEAKER_04I stressed.
SPEAKER_08Aye. I was like, fuck it.
SPEAKER_07I wouldn't be fine.
SPEAKER_08Like, yeah, it's funny at the same thing. So it survives, so it's funny. It's funny.
SPEAKER_04The bits are all boarded up are the gaps, dude.
SPEAKER_08Even if you've left it, you'd kind of be stinking, you'd have had to get home with it. You'd had to get hooded. But imagine it did it right. You was out. Okay. And then you come in. And it's got it was you couldn't have found it. And it was the marking noises. There's no way you'd ever do it. You would never have exactly you would never have fucking so lucky he was in a hoose free.
SPEAKER_04Smell two weeks after you. You would never have found it. It'd be like Gaza with a fish hidden in the car. Melting through the bottom of the fucking. Would have a yeoman.
SPEAKER_03New kitchen. We said new kitchen. He'd have been cleaning carpets. Fuck it. Drains.
SPEAKER_08Well, drains. We'd had I mean we been in the cottage when it was building the house, a moose had crawled into bailer and died in here. Fucking tennis ages to find a little bastard. Eat your home in Ken. That's the bastards, I think. Oh it's a good een shit. That's funny.
SPEAKER_05Fucking Dexter. Dexter. Dexter. Little bastard. A little bastard. It's a big little bastard.
SPEAKER_08Well, I'm left with the last thing of the three. Celtic fans. Chucking tennis bars on the golf course. Don Hell, wasn't it? Aye. Dermot O'Leary, if it was Desmond. Desmond, Desmond, Desmond. Desmond is Desmond. Yeah, Dermot. He's the boy who was a fucking weird mob. Green Begil boys, are they?
SPEAKER_04They're fucking idiots.
SPEAKER_08What does the rest of the fans think of them?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Like he's a small minority marking that fucking mockery of the club.
SPEAKER_06He's there playing fucking golf. You know what I mean? Aye. He'll just double doing even merely, won't he?
SPEAKER_04Of course he will. But what the fuck exp what they expect?
SPEAKER_06Privileged.
SPEAKER_02Because they're winning still winning leagues, still winning cups, still winning ass, still winning.
SPEAKER_08I I heard a boy, is it Tom McManus? He used to play for Hibbs. He's good. He said well, maybe he is in there, isn't it, Mass? But I heard him still said he says, they're just happy to finish first. That's what he said. Dead Jen. I'll find it. They're just happy to finish. He said it in a negative way. They're just happy to finish first.
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_02Fitzabo first, like thick in the D. They wouldn't have winning a European Cup like they did in fuck.
SPEAKER_04Honestly, I can't.
SPEAKER_02Surely even.
SPEAKER_06Sell like in Europe things like Scotland try to play pretty fit, man.
SPEAKER_08They're morons. Surely they even the Green Brigade in their brainless heeds can that Celtic gonna wanna jump his league.
SPEAKER_04No sure, like fucking idiots. Not hard.
SPEAKER_05Minority.
SPEAKER_03Cornard they wave their Palestinian flags and all that.
SPEAKER_07Fucking idiots, man. Fucking chant all that songs. Chuckin' it's St Andrews are our places. I know.
SPEAKER_09They had a committee meeting and arranged it. Imagine that.
SPEAKER_08Sitting down. Right. We all finance a tennis bar. Can a committee's hand to get a whip room for a tennis bar? Julie has at least one person who goes, Can I go?
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_08Right, Davy, Stevie, I've got a root of this.
SPEAKER_0412 is what committee like meeting Julie. Kevin Fitzing WhatsApp group. Hi. Ken, let's get a WhatsApp group together for a green. Let's throw the tennis bars on. First, first go and first for the first throw.
SPEAKER_08It's that boys might as that boy in the pot they had like a Celtic podcast thing, and he goes, I've I've written to the committee address and that. And then like fucking wouldn't even look at your letter, you fucking freak. We can write a letter to Tony and put up exactly like Celtic writing. Four stupid guns. Honestly. What a shout of fucking mutics, man. Honestly.
SPEAKER_06Can you just imagine a meltdown if Rangers win a league?
SPEAKER_02I hope they do now. I hope they do. I can there's and if Seaford last game of the season, Rangers, obviously the last home old firmer game of the season, Rangers fans should throw in bars on the pitch.
SPEAKER_04Throw on tennis rockets at the tennis rackets.
SPEAKER_08Shuttle clocks, shuttle clocks with the bush, to fire a tennis bars. Big men they did it in Europe.
SPEAKER_05Was it last season?
SPEAKER_09It was last season, wasn't it? And even on Neal, I was like, what for you being? Can you fucking it up? We're trying to play in Europe here. Can we fucking it up? We're fucking tennis bars.
SPEAKER_08We're supposed to be a big European club.
SPEAKER_02You're making a fucking embarrassment to us, kid. But surely the club can see fire is and just get like back.
SPEAKER_04Kid, all that folk at golf can watching the Don Hell gun watching it and thinking. Fucking that's that's fucking fucking idiots. Can't be fucking dead.
SPEAKER_05Tennis bars? You know, no, they're playing golf. At least throwing golf bars.
SPEAKER_06That would have been entertaining. Actually see him getting killed. Yes, privately. Must be cheap shite tennis bars.
SPEAKER_08It'd be fairly like the sticky fucking sticky pad game. Sticky pad game. Tend you get for a dog, Ken. Aye. I'll be part of the committee, Ken. Farther get stealing.
SPEAKER_04Father got stealing tick.
SPEAKER_08Well, it's a sports direct dun and buried in there.
SPEAKER_04I'll go back by away my money. We Jimmy will go in with his tracksuit on and he fucking tubes doing the legs.
SPEAKER_08How'd they afford to even get in? They must have left that way they paid to get out of defense. Oh, they must have he's wouldn't have got in with a fucking iced a tennis bar. Surely great words.
SPEAKER_04Black bin bugs of tennis bars.
SPEAKER_08And is if that gun's gonna give a fuck. A bunch of Neds throwing tennis bars at him, can you probably find him? He's got like a big finish in the bank, Ken.
SPEAKER_04Ken, just tell you you'll Ken folk.
SPEAKER_06You'll Ken Fuck it'll just find him and finish him.
SPEAKER_08You wonder if he said something just you keep on paying it for your tickets, boys. This is why I'm here.
SPEAKER_02This is why I'm here today. Open your wallet and just we're gonna do that.
SPEAKER_04Or start putting the tennis bars. On eBay. Or if he just wags the right back at me. Desmond Desmond's account on eBay selling tennis bars, facing Andrew's.
SPEAKER_02Souvenirs. Speaking of selling stuff, I was flicking through Facebook. Is it acceptable to put this isn't a mug of truth, but somebody's put a uh grave plot on Facebook for sale. Nice price. Jesus. Thousand pounds.
SPEAKER_08A fit plot? A grave plot.
SPEAKER_02A grave plot.
SPEAKER_08Oh for sale on Facebook?
SPEAKER_02That's a bit. They'll need it. They'll need it. Maybe didn't want that. Maybe we want a different plot. Maybe we decided to get cream. Maybe sell it because they didn't die. No.
SPEAKER_01I just bought it last week and made a deed.
SPEAKER_03I thought I was just selling it.
SPEAKER_04They got a concert concert term uh thing like concert.
SPEAKER_08Just inside this and done a leave. Bob myself a great plot.
SPEAKER_04I probably got in a glitch game.
SPEAKER_08Holy fuck. I flatter me a I was flexing a read if you're really kind of your nay wheel up. Just cancer. You think about it at least once, dear. Just cancer. That's as bad. That's gonna be cancer. Especially if it last minute on a day. Come on to day two, I'm gonna fear. I've got cancer. Day three of fucking.
SPEAKER_04Looking up if you can get my chemo pills up at a fucking thing.
SPEAKER_02I'm starting to get a hospital. Fucking simple thing, nose bleed. That's fucking cancer.
SPEAKER_08If you go deep enough into Chat GPT or Google, you've got cancer.
SPEAKER_02One thing you've got only symptoms though is at least the uh the big C.
SPEAKER_08Like if I trip over my feet, I'm like, I got M M D. I'm like Kenneth I've fucking tripped or something. I always think the worst and shit that you're saying.
SPEAKER_02You must think you've got Alzheimer's lot in.
SPEAKER_08I do, I think. But he gets far too much fucking fat buzz like. Fellas either fucking I must be damage.
SPEAKER_02Bars and railings.
SPEAKER_05I wouldn't have helped. No, I wouldn't have helped. Right, uh muck of truth this week. Dool and do the muck of truth.
SPEAKER_08What's least manly? Parking a meter for the curb, like don't you have or curbing your alloys.
SPEAKER_04Least manly.
SPEAKER_08So obviously if you curb your alloys, you feel a bit supposed to be the wife it does that name in. But if you park a meter out for the curb, I can understand why don't do it.
SPEAKER_04I can understand why don't does it.
SPEAKER_06I can why don't does it and it's a volume excuse but I do go back a lot and repark, but the main driver is because if I damage him, it's gonna cost my fortune. Aye because it's leased.
SPEAKER_08So you I was sweating about a ding alley.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it was but I'm conscious that I didn't I went to cause because that's probably if it cost me the mess for the leasing company.
SPEAKER_04Aye aye, yeah. But it is gay.
SPEAKER_06Aye. No, I'll take a I'll take on board. I parked a taudry and I I went back three times and I didn't really get any closer every time. So I must have subconscious for I'm gone. Oh, that's better. I'll get my mirrors gone. I'd love to have watched that.
SPEAKER_04And then I mean it's like Feeding. Uh Duke Street.
SPEAKER_08I was like at the time you got trapped in the Hereford multi-story car park. That was pretty funny. If you couldn't get a Kenny's multi-story, you go in the room. It was it was tight to be fair. But you'd have a 50, you weren't a cough to get 50 points in a multi-story. Ah nah, no, that was to get burnt. Me and Steve worked allies today.
SPEAKER_02Um alloys is alloys, just fucking I sometimes got a curve and come doing it just to get I even go up a beach.
SPEAKER_08You get a chance of fucking marking your allies doing that. It's just wheels, is it? I'm gonna go.
SPEAKER_04I don't care about my van, like, but my car really wouldn't mark him like wait till you get your new mark.
SPEAKER_06I'll just blame my lem. I threw it. I do it and then go me.
SPEAKER_04Say you fucking marked our allies. Mark the alloys. After you've rifled it through a massive ball.
SPEAKER_08If it's me, if it's me or manly or lit Ken. Scrape it. I'd rather cut my allies and park like done.
SPEAKER_02You open your door and you're style name.
SPEAKER_04You need a mark too.
SPEAKER_02You need three steps before you're on a pavement.
SPEAKER_04That's nice.
SPEAKER_02Plus, we can walley new at uh the Ally place and everybody, so if it's coming, you can uh we're alloys. Alloys.
SPEAKER_08No, they're probably Wally. Uh I think they mark wheels now, don't they? Do they mark in the rain?
SPEAKER_06It's 50 years they've been on a go or something.
SPEAKER_02Crazy, yeah. No, Carb Carb your alloys. Get them carbon. Get them fixed. Need to be tight in that cab.
SPEAKER_06I've got to start taking photos every single time I park my carnivu and just taking a D every time I park McCarnew and post it in a group. Just to prove a point.
SPEAKER_04It's so funny one day you're back for it.
SPEAKER_06If it's uh if it's a damage like if you for a leasing, like could you Nah it's just I was because obviously cargo's a while and express sub now got other bump through about the classes like wear and tear and just you just get charged for a hand.
SPEAKER_02Do you?
SPEAKER_06Oh well. So we'll see if it happens in a week's time. That could be my language of the week.
SPEAKER_08Massive fault for enticing man, they party.
SPEAKER_05He drives in to pick up his new car, curbs out in the wire.
SPEAKER_02Pothole kook. Right, uh, my name is yeah, you're invited to a golf day. The golf day costs you says 80 quid, uh including travel, golf, first round of drinks, food, blah blah. But you can only manage to Go for the golf and you drive up yourself, can is it acceptable just to pay for the golf or would you just pay for the hill day even though you're not getting co traveling and stuff like that? So just pay for your golf.
SPEAKER_06That's easy for me, like being an organizer is like can only talk to your boy.
SPEAKER_08Exactly. And then some cunt comes, eh? I'll just pay for a golf again. It just fucks on. How much do I hate to buy? Eight quid. All in or all out. If you're doing if you're near buying for a food and you want a discount, if you want to come for a golf, that's your quid. That's your choice. It's up to you for your deed. You can take a full package or go home. It's alright. It's eight quid.
SPEAKER_06Because we'll swap you with somebody else.
SPEAKER_08That's that's my opinion on it.
SPEAKER_06Mine are shed? Agreed.
SPEAKER_04I'd just be buying my bit. Yeah, yeah. Things like that. It's such a hassle for just. Ah, exactly. And then if you take out your bit of the £40 for any travelling, the other boys have got to pick up an extra couple of quid to coffee.
SPEAKER_08I mean, like, you're not buying a car. Just playing, you're not battering. We're gunning a lad's day route. Are you coming at you now?
SPEAKER_09Aye, aye, I'll come to golf, but I'm driving it. It's eight quid.
SPEAKER_06So it's either an expensive runa golf or you come enjoy your hill day. Aye.
SPEAKER_02Still £80 isn't it expensive? You think about it.
SPEAKER_04Your golf and your meal.
SPEAKER_06Aye.
SPEAKER_05That's eighty quid anyway.
SPEAKER_08Yeah. In a possible room with celebrity. Correct.
SPEAKER_02There you go, Smithy.
SPEAKER_08That was funny with the fucking golf chat was fucking hilarious. Because I was thinking at a hell of time and then so he put in like something like uh how so how much am I do you make in that in? Oh, I was talking to nods when he put that in. Because that's exactly if it was my heed again.
SPEAKER_02But me being me, I figured it out. Oh, because we can I was telling this guy. I tally that enough because so Abdi had to pay the same. I weighed like maybe two, three pounds extra per heed. No, we'll we'll buy like prizes and stuff like that, we and give the prizes out and or get a buggy for the the captains and stuff like that. But oh well it's Smithy's fault this year. So aye, pay your money and just go on with it. Oh yeah, I totally agree. Totally agree. And I'll surprise it.
SPEAKER_06That's like a do-ban board golf day, you're on a route, isn't it?
SPEAKER_02It's like if we go for a meal and can shed you a Caesar salad and we are hey fucking fillet steaks.
SPEAKER_08That's a different mugger treat. That's a different mugger tree.
SPEAKER_06Oh. Somebody has a fillet.
SPEAKER_08Somebody has a macaroni and you're splitting the bell. That's a different mugger treat.
SPEAKER_02Same premise, isn't it? Huh? Same premise? Like I've got a bell to pay the golf, this and this. Same way I have new meals at our own.
SPEAKER_08Do we want to get in dangled into this? And we're getting beagled in a ship. Save it for another good in. Save it for a Patreon. Patreon.
SPEAKER_02That is a good idea. Shed. Is it acceptable to leave a cart in it?
SPEAKER_04Hope notices. This is about cart, Huxley. Can you or should you have your pet as your surname? So I've got my cats Pablo and Dexter. Are they classed as Pablo and Dexter Fraser? Just like Lambo Marseille.
SPEAKER_02Poppy Hey? I dare cart Poppy Hay, but Elena will shout at her sometimes.
SPEAKER_09Poppy Hey!
SPEAKER_02Aye.
SPEAKER_05Just like you may have!
SPEAKER_02Does Katie car Lambo Lambo Massey?
SPEAKER_09I can't mind her saying that. She may be his.
SPEAKER_08No chance. Aye, oh I definitely.
SPEAKER_05You daddy.
SPEAKER_08He's a daddy. No, I just know.
SPEAKER_04No, you're not daddy. Lambo's dad.
SPEAKER_08Owner. I s name my dog. It's our dog. So like a Rocky or something like that. Rocky was my dog. You're dad boy's mum. No, it's not. You was Rocky's dad. I was his leader. I was the dog walker.
SPEAKER_04No, I'm I'm minor Pablo and Dexter Fraser. Aye. I don't know. I've been there a reason to use it. Well, that is because the vet in the vet. I'd see in the if you go to the vet. Well the vet's aye. It says Pablo Fraser Dexter. Absolutely.
SPEAKER_02I go to Melbourne, Poppy here. Yes.
SPEAKER_04It's like a cat the vet. Because you get a passport for animals as well if you tuck them on broad.
SPEAKER_07Fucking no.
SPEAKER_08You wouldn't attack them on broad. What a fuck.
SPEAKER_04Of course they'll plava as we'll. Ah, you think's not even like a cat getting uh the car gun to the vet and they get him on a plane.
SPEAKER_08Folk tuck their pets and shoot them. No, thank you. No. I suppose it's handy for a vet to the white.
SPEAKER_04I don't know why you could introducing them to folk.
SPEAKER_08Fuck off. A pedigree dog's actually got a proper like certificate name.
SPEAKER_02But they're a chip in an annual as really though. So I could probably get her read ordered back of the chip and read it's Dexter Fraser. Oh, that's fine. It's Kevin Fraser's dumping.
SPEAKER_04No, don't get any heads.
SPEAKER_06I'm dealing with UD International for my mouth when it comes to animals. Oh yeah. Pets.
SPEAKER_04You know, you got any gerbils or hamsters or anything? Fish. Fish. Fish. Could you name your fish?
SPEAKER_08Never. If a kid's came, come on, cat, come my head up. Forget. Forget. That's it.
SPEAKER_06That's exactly then that's two phrases that were used. And then I'll forget. And then it comes up a week later. Next thing that followed is as long as I'm still breathing. There's no animals get coming.
SPEAKER_08Cats, dogs. Is that only you would maybe bout it? Nothing. Nothing. Dead ger bowl or a hamster. Hamster, guinea pig. A goldfish. Robit? A goldfish, maybe. Aye. Eat the one fit that I show, him in a bowl. It'll die two weeks later. If it does now, you all you'll mark your ass. Force it do the toilet.
SPEAKER_06Oh, look what's happened. Jumped to its bowl. Jump too it's bowl lying in the kitchen. A couple of sheep can trigger us to now.
unknownNah.
SPEAKER_06I just put that in my joke about you, but I've just got nah want to hate any animals.
SPEAKER_04You know?
SPEAKER_06Well, I ain't good fish.
SPEAKER_04Did you?
SPEAKER_08No, see Murray worked your mum's dog. Your granny's dog. Mine is a dog.
SPEAKER_02So it was your mum's name and a dog.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, no, well, my mum grew up with dogs. Which was which was quite strange, didn't I? Because she grew up in a firm. Fed up with them, maybe.
SPEAKER_08See Katie grew up with dogs. She needs a dog. I I wouldn't have I'd mind a dog being if I bid myself, I wouldn't have a pet like tie in an eyes. I don't like your cat. Is that a cat fucking teen me doing the bike? Feeting was that? Was that Dexter? No, we're not.
SPEAKER_06He's a lot bastard. Like my cats.
SPEAKER_08I mean you just get to get a dog and cut. A bulldog.
SPEAKER_04You got a call in there, mate. Bulldog caller. Love a bulldog.
SPEAKER_02Oh aye. David Boysmith. My my brother used to have a massive fish tanks and heap of fish in it. Used to be fine just to sit and sit and watch a fish.
SPEAKER_08We've got a fish tank at Houston, aren't they?
SPEAKER_02Aye, heap of fish in it.
SPEAKER_08No, it's a f uh nah, I wouldn't say a heap, but it's the right amount of fish for a size of eye. I get involved with the wife.
SPEAKER_05They class as pets. You got names.
SPEAKER_08Fish, uh they have I in a clue that they are, but uh, they have uh good names like I suppose it would be pets, wouldn't it? I need to be fair and make sure water's right in that hand.
SPEAKER_05Fish drink water. No, no, we're struggling now.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_05Oh well.
SPEAKER_02Come back to the splitting of meal again. Oh, we'll go out to Jambuga Truth next week, Matt. Yeah. Right, uh, buy me uh coffee this week. Thank you for being friend.
SPEAKER_08I'm tempted, like, we'll get it next week. So that's ten. So fit yank. I should split a demo as he goes.
SPEAKER_02Uh Steve was even last week. So testing here. Uh, Chris has bought five coffees.
SPEAKER_08All right, Bams, English bastard here that lived up there for about 30 years. So good to listen to shite that can relate to. Marseille's Chester Dr. Stories reminded me when I made a similar fuck up driving to some golf course with my boss years, boss years ago. We passed a Grassick Gibbon Center. I asked him what the difference was between a Grassick Gibbon and an ordinary Gibbon. He nearly crashed the car. He talked too long.
SPEAKER_02Here's Chris. He's fair after less, is he? Is he uh Grassett Gibbon? Louis Grassett Gibbon. Oh, aye. The writer, he's he's born in Segit. Goody. Glenn Cairns. He definitely researched that. Chrissy bought five coffee. Because legends sunset story in a hand. You never seen the film?
SPEAKER_04Chrissy bought five coffees. Cheers Chrissy. Cheers Chrissy.
SPEAKER_02Cheers Chrissy. Glenn Cairns.
SPEAKER_08Glenn Cairns.
SPEAKER_02One coffee.
SPEAKER_08Aye aye, lads. Is it acceptable to encourage your kids to call your friends Auntie and Uncle even though they're not actually related? That happens every day. That's all.
SPEAKER_06Abdi's got a auntie that's near auntie.
SPEAKER_08That's wrong. Like your best mate, I'd skin uncle. So and so.
SPEAKER_04Uncle Barry's coming room. My kids would look at me as a big thing.
SPEAKER_08Abdi, Abdi does that.
SPEAKER_02Do they?
SPEAKER_04Nah, nay me. Have you got any kind of read?
SPEAKER_02Have you got any? I kinda mean a uncle and auntie that's not an auntie and uncle? No.
SPEAKER_06Like erects my Hilda. She was kinda like Auntie Hilda that was no related. Aye.
SPEAKER_02Nah, I know. Kind of like a quines I've got on the car Auntie Len. It's Stellaine's pal for school. It's a close pal, it visits quite a lot.
SPEAKER_08Usually do uh Auntie Len or Fit of our kid. Well, no do visit. Is it except well I I don't mind that. I don't mind that.
SPEAKER_02Mere for Auntie, I think Uncle. Uncle sounds a bit P-ish.
SPEAKER_04It's a bit behind the here's Uncle Barry coming up.
SPEAKER_02Because Uncle Barry's coming in with Mars bars again. He's got his kittens with Uncle Shay's got his matchmakers.
SPEAKER_00Two pockets.
SPEAKER_08Is that a Mars bars in it? Is that a pedo sweetie? It's a chubba wubba, is it? Chuba puppy card. I get that down. But I go lollipops again. Chubba chuba chubs. Choppa chubs. That's a pedo sweetie, isn't it?
SPEAKER_07Something along that lines.
SPEAKER_04I hit a van, didn't he?
SPEAKER_08Or a bag of sweeties. A bag of hard bild sweeties kid.
SPEAKER_02Puppies.
SPEAKER_07Aye.
SPEAKER_04Come see my puppies.
SPEAKER_02Dog got seven yearist last week, did he as well, did he? Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Dot seven year. Our hosies bought a street coffees. Like lads, love the pod and look forward to listening to every Wednesday. Got a cheeky mug of truth for you. Would you rather sit on a thousand dicks in a day or have a thousand in your mouth? Not finishing. Just in just in and then out again. Personally, I'd maybe do both.
SPEAKER_02Each year. Cheers, lads. And cheers, Mr. Mayor, for putting Hosey's name down. You've spiled that out. You'll be wanting a refund now. No, because then Hose will come in next week and say it's a boy mayor and he'll put it in. I wouldn't have done that if you didn't just explain it for the sort of five. Or four pound.
SPEAKER_04Three pounds.
SPEAKER_02So would you rather sit in a thousand decks in a day or a thousand in your moo?
SPEAKER_04I've no time for that. Decks of a moo. Too busy. You've got to pick one. Well I'm not wanting a dick walloping about my face. I'll just think I'm just dying for it. I couldn't have just up and away fixed.
SPEAKER_02I couldn't have to rather thought just Ben O'R and a thousand men just put one hand. Or Ben and like two bumps. I'm bumping. I'm bumping. So you're in control. You can determine how deep you're gonna.
SPEAKER_08You need at least six inches. Somebody turns up with that.
SPEAKER_04Because if you were in control, somebody might talk a talk, talking later.
SPEAKER_08You'd never be so interested in a dick size, would you?
SPEAKER_03You're not allowed to be on here. Can I change the mood? I'm just so fine.
SPEAKER_08If it's on the white end, that could be a problem. If it's on the white end.
SPEAKER_04Sitting a moo.
SPEAKER_08That's getting too far. Sitting a sitting a dick. I just kinda go a dick in my mood. I just couldn't go out a dick.
SPEAKER_04Nah. Spot enough and you'd showery men, kidding boys or rubbing up a nice catching buggy and at least if it's up here, you could be looking at why and just completely try to ignore it.
SPEAKER_02Fucking maybe a curtain here. Stew your heat. Just looking at why. Kind of like a glory hole. Wouldn't it be, would it? No. Would be for them. Nah. Thousand decks a lot, isn't it? Nah, you'd be readrack on my end. Good stuff. Uh well, lads. That's another board. Back to the normal fit by duties this weekend, as we mentioned.
SPEAKER_01No, no. No normal.
SPEAKER_02Well, we have SBL. SBL's by Highland League. Never mind it. Looking forward to Saturday. Uh, thanks to Mr. McWilliam. McWill architect for inviting us along to the MRU locals game this weekend against For Martin.
SPEAKER_06I'd like a hate my arm, Locals or For Martin.
SPEAKER_08Ernest. I don't hate on it. I only hate Vale.
SPEAKER_05I've played for bait, so but Locos is my team. I'll stick with Locos. I'd hate him basically when we've got a horse too.
SPEAKER_06I always impressed with your outfit, aren't they? My posted outfit. Night shoes.
SPEAKER_02No, so looking forward to Saturday, we'll have to organise uh how we're getting across and stuff like that. I thought we'd maybe be able to chauffeur-driven thing. I will get some.
SPEAKER_04Well, I thought I thought Roscoe would organise something.
SPEAKER_02Maybe you talk and maybe take a bikes and give me a bucket. No.
SPEAKER_08We'll definitely be getting a little more.
SPEAKER_02Putting a bit of classness table.
SPEAKER_08I've walked into a body now. I thought Marcy was putting classness table while I sleep.
SPEAKER_09Four dinners finish the guy with my suit.
SPEAKER_02Do you have a few berries last night for a fit bar?
SPEAKER_08Er once we got doing it. I'd be bought a runa drinks, so uh four or five pints.
SPEAKER_02Last Tuesday a bottle of organ you bet in his uh litre of odd dollar.
SPEAKER_08A litre? Well 23 wish.
SPEAKER_04You drank our gaz's water, did you?
SPEAKER_08I was parched in the way and it was like I'd left. Gaz was fast asleep again. So me and Jerry.
SPEAKER_02And he woke up with the bottle still in his hands. Well that's uh good week, and we'll see you as a Saturday. And uh locus.