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#324 - Part 2
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Another another fucking technical design. Fucking mic, honestly.
SPEAKER_03So a system shouldn't so it might be again if it'll be happening when you while you're listening. Hopefully you'll be listening.
SPEAKER_05So it's all chestnut. So we're going to all chestnut. Of family family commitments. Yeah, no, he was his family was still doing a road at um.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. So these are three and a half years, and you're just thinking somebody's obviously when it's time for a change, haven't they? And and for me the debacle about the strips.
SPEAKER_05The strips, uh home strip out the time.
SPEAKER_02That's a pretty messy.
SPEAKER_05Some folks saying the actual knockoffs are trying to have better quality.
SPEAKER_02So if it's having any strips, is the story where the strips didn't come, the hamstrip obviously the biggest time is school holdouts for other barns. Aye. There was no strips ready to fit two weeks ago. So are that strips that strip the strips supposedly came wrong. It came wrong. New new deal with Macron. Aye, so Macron fucked up maybe. Or somebody's fucked up. Somebody's fucked up. Yeah. It's pretty major though, innit?
SPEAKER_03That I would say like a hame strip. So cause that'll probably be quite high, like a revenue for a club.
SPEAKER_05Missing out on because Abdi Abdi Hinder was gotta buy the waste strip, bought the waste strip.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I bought the waste strip and I want to be buying the second Ever Lenny because I've bought mining can.
SPEAKER_03So you you said something about the strip deal or something for new. It was a decent deal or something.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, good deal.
SPEAKER_03But nay got them.
SPEAKER_02You can't buy them. Nah. So I'd be sitting at the door with white strips on. Aye.
SPEAKER_03But doesn't there re Cameron now that they've got them when they just mark the same sort of sales as they would have anyway.
SPEAKER_02If you're a femme, like whether you can afford it or no, I buy one strip every year and that's it. I'm they buying two. Aye. Some folk might.
SPEAKER_05If you had the opportunity, you'd probably buy the home strip of other than a I would always bought the home home strip.
SPEAKER_02Do you know what I mean? Aye.
SPEAKER_05You're always buying the home strip before only the other strip. But if you're feeling like you've got a bit of cash, you might buy a third strip or a waist strip, but you're not ultimately you're buying your home strip first.
SPEAKER_02I was on the phone to Ali the other day, so he got for his loon, and by the time he got to shipdoor, he was 200 euros. No way. For a strip for his loon. Okay, no. Full strip and ship door, 200 euros, he said.
SPEAKER_05Could have given it to Gunner. Could have taken back when he was a buck.
SPEAKER_02So but for me, it's for me it's a wee bit of like the shambles continues.
SPEAKER_05I think so. We're five games in the biggest.
SPEAKER_02I would say the commercial thing was good before he came. But we're five games into season now, looking for a chief executive five games into season. The Rangers are that debacle with the stars. The same as Rangers, just on a lesser scale. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05It it is, and it's fucking fucking frustrating, man. It's like can't get an angry.
SPEAKER_03But to be fair, like I said, the commercial thing's been good. That's for they've nailed it, they just didn't nail the playing thing.
SPEAKER_02I'd feel like we can go in heavy in the morning. We've been good to the pod.
SPEAKER_05Yes, I know.
SPEAKER_02We don't really care if it's going on with stuff. I mean, if the supplier lets you do what you're supposed to do, can I? But it's just bizarre timing and again, like it you're replacing a chief exec five games in, so something's gone on in it.
SPEAKER_03I bount off it. It's been a five years ago.
SPEAKER_01Again, you can come on, Alan, if you want, and just three manners get yourself seat for the next week, Alan, if you want, because Mike's fucked off the holiday.
SPEAKER_03Cormac's you just get a vibe he's a bit of a dictator. I'm out.
SPEAKER_02I'm Cormac good, new I've had it where I'm like fucking sick of it. Aye. Fuck him plowing my money at that fucking club and fucking getting absolutely nothing.
SPEAKER_04Fuck him. Is that somebody to come out?
SPEAKER_02You dad can until if he says right, I'm putting the club up for sale or I just think surely we're at a point new for folk are gone, right? I've been offered a job every and go and speak to Fever and Ragan. Stay away. Aye. Somebody like was take a job because it's probably a good job, Ken.
SPEAKER_03But yeah. Is he owned me shares? Is that a case? Aye. I don't know. Or his company.
SPEAKER_05I'm sure I think probably company does design.
SPEAKER_02So if he was to leave, would he sell his shares and somebody else? Aye.
SPEAKER_05Aye, yeah, he would have been a massive alloy for Robinson.
SPEAKER_02Aye. With a kosher with it. Mother Will, wouldn't it?
SPEAKER_05My mother will connection, so Robinson feeds the bullies for it.
SPEAKER_02You read him between the lines.
SPEAKER_05Shambles.
SPEAKER_03Well, at least he got a bit of a reprieve, obviously, can then a cup semi-final, he can't knock out like that.
SPEAKER_05No, I mean Rudd's Fitboro said a four a game, four a season started. Good cup runs and trying to finish third in the league. That's the ultimate goal.
SPEAKER_03They win a finish third, but Ken, you're obviously in this cup semi-final and got harmed, then it's a good thing, innit?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02If that's when I kickstart a season, then well. Because if you play 60 minutes with ten men, regardless if that's against them, you get a result. If that doesn't start your season, yeah.
SPEAKER_05The only worry is they played 60 minutes with 10 men and they've got a tough game a night at Waffle Hame.
SPEAKER_03Mother Wells. The game itself. It's not a great game, is it? I've never seen it this. Aye. Poor quality game. I've only seen the highlights.
SPEAKER_02I've seen everything a dreadful killer is bad.
SPEAKER_05Even a four to send enough.
SPEAKER_02Aye, aye. Actually, played better with ten men, anybody.
SPEAKER_05No, I thought they did okay with ten men. No complaints with the two bookings either, really. Firstine, could you say slip?
SPEAKER_02Possibly, but still. He's clumsy. You shouldn't be marking that darkle if he's on a yellow. I think I'll pay. You see why he's signing him. He's big, strong, he's six foot six, he's gonna win every heater, but get him. Folk are gonna play on that now.
SPEAKER_05Yes, aye. I'd see you a bit slow on a death, like on a turn. I'll just eye if you're trying to turn him.
SPEAKER_03He's a big lad, is he? He gave away a penalty against Rangers and Adri.
SPEAKER_02Starting to mount up Ken, we're only five games in, two howlers. Aye.
SPEAKER_05But kill his penalties.
SPEAKER_03Oh, you're gonna a fucking disgrace. I'm sucking that.
SPEAKER_02Well, just what I say, you're releasing every player for that carry on. We counting. I watched him back on a Sunday. Every killer player had two step penalties. Aye. Honestly, the pace of the bar was fucking unbelievable.
SPEAKER_01It was like a pass back. It was like a goalie filton bar saving the last team. It was so bad.
SPEAKER_03It's like they had a bet on to lose on penalties. The last thing. Oh my god. I've got a day I watch.
SPEAKER_02But if the last thing is unbelievable. Now I can potentially sometimes go on a stand, but if he's done here is my heed's gun dude, I'm just getting through it.
SPEAKER_05Aye. It's hard to kind of if the goalie saves it fairly.
SPEAKER_03But you think it's like for that goes now, you think oh it's classic. Robinson's face is an absolute classic.
SPEAKER_02Have you seen a clip? No.
SPEAKER_05No, no, I've not seen a clip.
SPEAKER_02So basically, they've got a camera and a dog out, and are the players turned around but the hand of their moon go, and they're obviously gone no fucking way to do that, and Robinson's gun is like literally exploded. Just because in his interview after the game, he goes, I could have been an individual. If we wouldn't have been knocked out and he'd done that and the keeper had just stood in cod, he would never have played for everding again.
SPEAKER_03It's a thing though, that's a risky tap.
SPEAKER_02Like if you score it, you can't really say too much. If you've got the balls to do that when you've hardly played any games and you haven't scored, and you've still done it, you've got some inner self-belief in still.
SPEAKER_03My view as a manager would I be if you do that, you better score. Can I mean? But if he scores, I'm they say no. But I die like my players too.
SPEAKER_02Chip in the shooter part of a semi-final, and he goes, Ah, but it's my 30 and six months. Nobody cares about that. How about it's in Mirin? You're Aberdeen now. Big up your big up, big up. I'm like. So, like, let's just see how an eight goes. Ah, yes, I'll be in. Just the horror starts a day, but Aberdeen and I scored a goal away for hame for about fucking eight games or something. Like the starts just keep on coming about away fit, but you've got to break it, obviously, the record sometime, but yeah.
SPEAKER_05Fucking home fucking records anymore.
SPEAKER_02Motherbell and I conceded a goal at hame and I think it was like seven games or something, eight games. Motherwell's a good side, like that manager as well.
SPEAKER_05He's got some.
SPEAKER_03We've got a lot of pace up front. They look like a half decent team, like, so it wouldn't be an easy game, but still normal dog. You'd probably at a stage now for you would you would tuck a draw. Oh 100% of how how deep An is that like 15. 15. Aye. Archer losing one nil. Fulkirk.
SPEAKER_02Fulker. Decent plus. You got a Wowie issue in mind. They've got a dispensation by one year because they had a gooden.
SPEAKER_03You've got to get rid of it for next year. So a shite game, but you're through. You've got a gee, but you've got a gee.
SPEAKER_02Gotta get a player's credit. Ten men, ten fucking shift. Only level of fit, but we've all done it. It's a fucking hard work. So they're trying. They're putting a shift in for a manager.
SPEAKER_01Oh no.
SPEAKER_02I'd mark a goalie captain. Like he did a good interview after, and then Robinson Sidney's interview that he basically came in and gave a massive team talk and saying basically said, Look, we're dealing this with ten men. So if we'd playing up with a 11 minute if I can improve, and I just think he looks like mere a leader. Oh the goalie. He looks like a decent keeper.
SPEAKER_03He is a decent keeper, he's a couple of great saves. Big unit as well, big alone, like it's like when you face a big unit like that for pens, he go go scrolls and it's like Jim Well. When you're facing Jim Well, he was fucking massive. You hardly seen a space to put a bar for him again. I used to read Stunner or Hutton. So Hearts Hibbs through uh English.
SPEAKER_05We better speak about the Rangers. Come on. The Rangers. Let's get open the Timbs. Absolutely up you come on. Get torners.
SPEAKER_01Come on. Torrent.
SPEAKER_03Come on, Mas. Come on. Snay. Now's your time. That's near. Now's the time. That's neigh in my makeup.
SPEAKER_02They got absolutely murdered. They got fucking.
SPEAKER_03I watched the game back last night or uh just flicking through it and it was like Well a tech sign at halftime is one now, but it's the I'd flatter Celtic. We should have had it, we should have been two three up at half time.
SPEAKER_05I ain't goalie gifted you in the faction.
SPEAKER_03Kelsey should have buried that aye, and then Scales had fucking some clearance off a line.
SPEAKER_05Oh, that's right, though.
SPEAKER_03Fey Minsu. That was another goalie calamity. Johnson had a bit of nuke for Celtic, didn't he? Oh well, I watched him he came 16 yards to try and pick it, he was never getting it. And then I'd seen Scales cleared off a line. And obviously he just gifted that in to Kelsey. I was thinking, oh, we're gonna beat it out. We're fucking you got to beat the he snatched it a bit again, but I watched the first 20 minutes and I thought one team doing one a day. Ah, but I'd happen, Skin. You won teams on top for a while, and then after about half an hour, they did kind of you gotta get to McKinnon's. He had the balls to go man for man, 3 O V three. Now I was a couple of times Celtic O'Neill's gotta change that. Celtic broke and they looked like oh we're in trouble. Trouble here, but he just got a bit of pace at the back at uh McCann you is it the he seems to be a half decent player. Like Fernandez obviously upped his concentration levels for Celtic.
SPEAKER_05He's got a D out for every team. Still looked droppy, though.
SPEAKER_02Boy Daniel looks looks decent. I mean just because he scored two goals, but they've been speaking about him for the last three or four games.
SPEAKER_03But the thing is, we then gone from man for man, they that extra man in midfield. So every even if Celtic won a bar, the second bar seemed to fight find a Rangers player because they that extra man in the middle of the park. And that this fucking it's a killer up. See, we for you we've played see if in a team with an extra man in the middle, you're like arguments and Abdi start arguments.
SPEAKER_02Abdi just fucking funny with each other.
SPEAKER_03So McKinnon's kind of won the tactical battle a bit here, Ken, but he was determined to play two up front, so I think he he he didn't want to get out number of midfield, so he played three at the back.
SPEAKER_02And he went man for man last season against Rangers, I can't, or the season before either for Killer Hearts and he had to change it because he was getting humped, man. Aye, yeah. So he was definitely brave than that before.
SPEAKER_05But Sell couldn't brack out dun, didn't he can? Ken because they play through the midfield all the time, and they couldn't do it.
SPEAKER_03Sell it eh, Rangers just totally dominated the midfield.
SPEAKER_05So Ken, they didn't then revert to punting it like they should have done. Should have just fired the long bars in the bar.
SPEAKER_03It's just Nicelics, never Celtics makeup, Ken. But whether he does it again on Sunday.
SPEAKER_05I thought Celtic had a lot of changes as well, did they?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, really. I think it was our false strength team. I think a lot of Celtic folk would have liked to have seen Hassan and instead of their neck there if it was. I I'd be worried about Duran and his performance, to be honest, because he's been signed for that. He's been fucking really good, but his body language is terrible. I thought he looked like he was sulking. And again, if it was because he didn't know what to play for, he was quite right. He went to be a through the middle. He did not like it up him, Ken, because he did offered no covered the floor. Well, every every time he got to buy, he was pressed, Ken. And it looked as he looked at his body language, and he looked like he wasn't a that fancy ass.
SPEAKER_02I'd be worried if he got an honest in uh interview for McGregor.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, he was D, and he just went basically said these boys need to shape up pretty quick. You can't come here and hear only four or five boys running, but Abdi needs to run again. Nay, Ken, your biggest rivals, nay fucking crowd, you need to win win your individual battles first. Yeah. And I obviously rangers were just fucking up for it. Kenneth's a lot more. Abdi says, Well, look like Rangers are mere up for it. And so like I th that's neigh, I always keep I it's mere about fucking a lot of tactics involved. I thought that McInnes got his tactics absolutely.
SPEAKER_02McKinnon is a standard even McInnes does.
SPEAKER_03He starts to he gets results, pointings and noises. Well, it was great. That's our first good performance, to be fair. So in the what in the one side of things, you say, Well, one good performance doesn't make a good team. No, just like one bad performance doesn't make a bad team. Celtics look mere like a good team that season and a bad team. Yeah. But the thing it would worry if I was a Celtic fan, it would be the two biggest games that capitulated. Yeah. They've crumbled. Uh they've crumbled and bathing. And then they've got to. I would be a bit of a worry if I was a Celtic fan.
SPEAKER_02Did they lose this weekend? It's doing the two points.
SPEAKER_03Uh dunner, well, that's a bit fucking I can't see this one in.
SPEAKER_02Different story. Aye.
SPEAKER_05Well, you'll get fans asking him.
SPEAKER_03Uh there's next. I don't think it is. No, it's never.
SPEAKER_05It's just for the League Cup, innit?
SPEAKER_03Is it? No, I think it was a Mara Games, was it?
SPEAKER_05Was it other ones?
SPEAKER_03I'm not sure. I don't think there's anything just fine. But I I thought O'Neill was using that a lot, Ken. Well, they had their fans and we all had our fans. But you better win on Sunday new because Ken, you you basically said it was because of the fact didn't I he did also admit that they didn't play out well and stuff like that. But uh it's not good to fucking get up and I expected I expected them to come out in the second half and really hey turn the screw, and it was just if on it it was even worse than the second half for him. Let's get a bit more competitive. Well, it was competitive last year to be fair, but it's the first it's so kind of out of this year's, it's probably the the first time we've bartered him since we've been defunct. Because I battered him the whole game and demolished him basically, and also probably I came up with that Scotch Cup semi-final, but it's a bit it's a big win because it's in a cup, so it stops the the playables straight away.
SPEAKER_02Obviously, it's McKinnon's two games away for Ken.
SPEAKER_03I wouldn't still hearts and hibs. I expect this to beat Aberdean, but again, can Aberdeen 50-50 one-off game I wouldn't have be that I'm I'm still not confident, but like yeah, it's like McKinnis was saying, it's a benchmark, can you you've proved you can beat him, you can well you've proved you can put in a performance like that. But if you're at a Rangers player or a Celtic player, you've got to do that against St. Johnston, you've got to do that against Gilly. You've got to be up for that for that games.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because you see if you let the standards drop, then you get never really been a problem against Celtic Rangers' last five, six games they've got a good record against Celtic against Abbie else. It's never been too bad, uh, it's been pretty good pretty good.
SPEAKER_03But Celtic I won the biggest. I think to me, that was a bit these two are big games, and we've won one of them, and that's a bit it was a big game because you knock them out of the cup, can it? Yep.
SPEAKER_05So and if you close the gap again in Sunday, you're right in amongst it. You'd say my name's Swiss Rangers, um and then of wheels five again, which is even better.
SPEAKER_03I think I think if it's good for us, Ganante's Sunday, as they've got the Europe, they've got a European game and a tween and a Thursday.
SPEAKER_05Or they play next Thursday. Well, they're playing a Thursday against that Ferren Vaccos Celtic.
SPEAKER_03So they've got them first, and then us skin. Right, okay. Whereas in if they'd had a week's rest like us, they're just bubbling. But they've got to think about Ferren Vacos first, yeah. And then to me, I'd be like McKinnist. Well, they are gonna be their fans are gonna be rioters and they're gonna come out of traps. Let's quite maybe they'll want another performance like that. No, I they'll be it's about keeping it tight first half, quite annoying. And then the second half, if they've put out a lot and they up one nil, then you'd you feel you fancy rangers maybe in the second half, aye. Their crowd will be toned down, and can you kind of go guns to the wire ah 90 minutes, especially if when you've played Ibrox, then Europe, and then yeah. So I think I think Rangers being out of Europe might help them a bit, to be honest. Obviously, they didn't know what to be a European but uh hearing at Wix Rest because they wouldn't have had that Wix Rest. I'd like to get his conference started last week as well. Yeah, so European. They wouldn't have had that full Wix Rest again. So er I I think McInnes has said they weren't ready for Europe, so he's agreeing with me, even though you didn't know. But McKinnon said we weren't ready. And I totally agree with him, we weren't already ready for Europe at all. So uh fucking Noah's a bit mare. Something Georgia Monday for a change. Something mayor. It's near depressing, Kenny. I watched I watched the Sun Murray game in the midweek, Kenny. In the second half, Simarin tore us to shreds. Weren't they joking? They were pen. Sure, but fuck off.
SPEAKER_01Whiped him out! Nah.
SPEAKER_03Lost door. Brought up in the sports gene. Like I would've had him starting, but then the boy Kelsey rumbled up. I said good to see that fucking carvicker's getting rummelled up. I'm sick of that cunt f thinking. Fuffing a boot out of the back with a cigar out at the time. He got fucking ruffled up and I was glad to see that. I was. Boy Kelsey looked alright like well, he's physical.
SPEAKER_02And he differently. There was one chance for a bounce, a 50-50 and you thought is he in the fucking. How about a goal came for that?
SPEAKER_03Well, was it I was not long after that? I was a big chance, came for that, and then a goal was after. Two good finishes for Neil. Three good finishes, really. I was impressed with you speaking before the giving up. Aye. But you just got to get it. You do something against Celtic, then I was because the boy Neil was getting battered, really.
SPEAKER_05Here we go, then, right? McGinnis isn't a tough start. What happens if Neil gets beat Rangers?
SPEAKER_02Beat Europe.
SPEAKER_05Beat Rangers. He tried him.
SPEAKER_02I said a few weeks, but he's gonna he's gonna pull the health guard, isn't he?
SPEAKER_05Aye oh seventy-four a minute. I think so.
SPEAKER_03That's why you should have walked to end the season for me. He was immortalised last season if he did. Yeah. It would tuck somebody like if they got put out Scotch Cup early, and then uh suddenly fella in Rangers, then we'd definitely bet that's it's only one game, but it's very one game.
SPEAKER_02You could get five at Park Eden, then it's our back like oh Rangers are shot again, isn't it?
SPEAKER_03He did he said in his pressers that he went to Ibrox and got beat five or something, and uh they went the rest of the season unbeaten. Yeah, so but then he backtracked away by said, Well, I'm this saying we're getting Diet again. In fact, he says, We'll win a diat again. It's like if he's sitting in talk sport and he was ice picking about oh Celtic's got it easy and Rangers are poor. It's well if it's happening now, yeah, which is better.
SPEAKER_05You you've made Celtic poop worse, basically.
SPEAKER_03But it's easy sitting in talk sport, isn't it? It just shows you it's a bit like your Craig and thinking 100%. You can DIY upon the and say DS and that's easy. I thought it's a great point. He's down there now. If it's happening, say I'm sure I'm sure it'll heather say I would tuck a draw before you start a hundred percent we tuck a draw. On any day anyway. I d I'd the money would be on sell I to be us on Sunday. Yeah. But uh see if it like to be Darnley McGrain's got all the time as well. Yeah, just before I came up with it. Oh I easy. Oh especially all our footballers get it down.
SPEAKER_05Oh leather bars.
SPEAKER_03I mean I never seen much of hand playing, but I believe seven, eight out of ten every week. Scottish international and beard. The beard. Proper salic man and that's yeah. Oh fans in the pitch. Want to discuss that, Doug?
SPEAKER_05I fucking ban a lot of them.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, absolutely. So obviously the SFA's kind of made a rod for their back on how they've treated Rangers as cellic weight, so there's gotta be something coming for Aberdeen. There have to be there has to be something. Aberdeen's been on the pitch a few times. Yeah, get them. You can my feeling it's near just Aberdeen. My feelings about fans coming on the pitch.
SPEAKER_05It's near place for fans.
SPEAKER_02You're celebrating a quarter final penalty, like one.
SPEAKER_03And it wasn't a great game.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_03Ah, you celebrate, you win, you threw a semi-final. Absolutely. But let's be honest. It's a semi-final match. You looked at fucking on there, black trucks, you nets. Probably like who are listenership.
SPEAKER_05Drinking drinking our day.
SPEAKER_03Sniffing our day. Throw a book up. Yeah, it wasn't that too much of them. I've seen a lot of worse. I know I can. Hey, I can. I'm trying to. Texas one lad. Aye. I was listening to the boy, uh, one of the Celtic boys, and he spoke exactly. He hate hates it. He's a Celtic former Celtic player. He's spiking me Kevin Thompson on some podcast thing. He wasn't a big Celtic player. It doesn't matter, but he was he basically said I he hated it if fans came on the pitch. Just kills only like if you're celebrating, oh you're thinking about is some kind of go stab man or slap me or can you say our fans is some can he just spiral it just spirals a help?
SPEAKER_02I'll tell you if I need to go Charlie Mulgrew. Because he was actually commentating like uh like a fan. He's gone how's the rest how's a ref that go? How's he needs like you're meant to be co-commentator? Not fucking speaking like a fan standing in the stand going.
SPEAKER_03It's just and he's can he's just a fucking plug. You shouldn't have been on the shouldn't it be on commentary? Nah, be on social media, I wouldn't. Not in comments. Nobody should be hate to listen to that shit, Ken. I mean Ken Hutton's on for a Ranger side, but he was made a neutral. It's Scott Brown studio. I I love listening to him. He's good, he's a proper, weak captain. You can tell, but just by why he speaks, he was a proper captain.
SPEAKER_05But he's fair, fair fair as an analysis you have to be. We've all watched the game.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you've got to be fair, right? And he's just doing a line exactly how it is, and he just nah he's not like boyed or even a bit of something. Yeah, can he's just straight down the line, he calls it how he sees it, can and I love listening to Scott Brown, I also like Holiday.
SPEAKER_02I think Holiday's good.
SPEAKER_03Not a big fan of his either. He's I've and I've forgiven him for the Davenir shout. Bring back Davenir. What the fuck was that about?
SPEAKER_02His analysis of the game's good.
SPEAKER_05You've only won one volt for massive.
SPEAKER_03I know, I can aye, but it's like Ken, it looks stupid. Here and now with that is it. It is now, it is now. Three weeks ago, it looked like Rangers were finished and Satick was gonna romp every trophy. It did, it was hard for me to say that even though I was saying this is early in the season, let's just see how it plays out and have a lot of faith in McKinnon's turning it rude. And now, after a weekend, you think ah until next weekend. That's why the boy the boy that signed for er the new Danish is he didn't Norwegian the uh Buddhunt fit's his name again Kasper Hoopen. He scored a heart against Kelly, bargain. We'll sell him for 50 million now. He looks like he's absolutely hopeless. He scored in one game, one game for Celtic, and they've been scoring it over the place, Ken, and now he looks like dog shit. But next week you'll get a heart trick and Sunday 50 million. And then Football, I must say, I thought it was dog shit. I'm not saying that. But again, that's how Fitball works, isn't it? You never it doesn't matter if you say and fan you say it, it comes back and bites you. 100%. We can run it. Circles circles.
SPEAKER_02And I see. Fuck, yeah. Fuck man. Manager Fitma club.
SPEAKER_05Horrible bastard. Isn't he? Aye, horrible. Fucking scores.
SPEAKER_03Penny arcade, yeah. I don't even get what that means, but uh no, it's a song, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Roy Alberson's Penny Arcade song and we'd just sing a tie.
SPEAKER_02Horrible. Roy Alberson. He's managing the team. Terra can do no wrong for me.
SPEAKER_03Even if we were shite. I would I was not I was not blaming McKinnon. I was blaming the fucking McInnes would turn it around because I think.
SPEAKER_02Oh, you're not?
SPEAKER_03Well, you're a fucking hate the cunts, do you? Did you not think though he would Ken obviously got after a pretty well saying that we've won seven or eight games? Europe we got scudded in Europe and Europa in the conference which was poor. Uh we didn't have beat Dundee United and Hibbs.
SPEAKER_05I thought he would have had a better start than he did. Aye. But now he's probably up and running.
SPEAKER_02The short-term goal was to silence the noise, wouldn't it? He managed to get it. He's done that new.
SPEAKER_03He's done that new until he gets humped in Sunday. And then it's right back on him again. Losing a bit game. But well, that will give him a bit of grace. Ned just to beat and sell it. Because why they beat him, you think. Oh he's and and he did play a contributing factor. Again, Abdi says he can overblow tactics, and I do agree with that, but I think he got his tactics spot and that did help Rangers dominate a game with the we the gamble with a three on three, putting the five in midfield and then two up front. Selk didn't they just struggled with it? Hold on, they couldn't figure it out, but they've got a hell of it to prepare for this time. But you might need no exact moment. Scotland squad. Aye, love it.
SPEAKER_05I'll just stuck away.
SPEAKER_03So a lot of new blood, a lot of new a lot of new blood, which is exciting for me. I think. Kenya getting getting f uh well Donovan he's never gonna start like no future because he's a future right back for score. I think Kenny struggled the eye brocks, but you can see he's a player. It's a big, big obviously he was up against Gasmafa, direct and quick and in that atmosphere. Obviously, Johnson's a mere accomplished player, and you're gonna miss him. But why not? A young Scottish player playing for Celtic. I've watched a couple of boys I didn't get him for the world like so there's this uh Louis Bink, so he's in Brom Brombie, yeah, it's a centre back with a heap of new centre backs, so that also he's also been watching, isn't he? So uh Doig team Doygon, he's at uh Serie A team Sassoulu. But he's mere he can play centre back, but he's mere a left back, and he was a Hibbs Doig Doigs, uh but er fucking Stephen Welsh, first he against Mother Wells. He's back at Celtic, but no, he's at Sarah, I think he's in Serie A, aren't he?
SPEAKER_02Or is it but he's been steady away for two, three seasons now. Aye. It's that Luke Graham at Stoke, so he was at Dundee.
SPEAKER_03He's getting reviewed in at Stoke. Aye, so he's played every game a season. So er I'd bought mine. I tell you I was doing it. He spoke about and I didn't think of it. Did I? I do knew like uh Luke Graham, uh Colby, he's new at Pink Smith McPake, Stephen Welsh McPake, McI McPeak. So we spoke about him, man, on the chat deserved call.
SPEAKER_02He's been playing well, and a manager's picked a player that's playing well. Clark didn't dear.
SPEAKER_03Because he had his favourites, but obviously he's new in the job, so he's gonna give boys a chance, and then he's gonna see him in a training surrounding, and then he's probably getting his established players after that. But he's got a nation leagues to figure out out, obviously. So uh but it's kind of new centre boxes, which were what we needed, and slighters. Uh so uh Hanless never been picked, like so. Again, he's been playing poorly, so he's out, can ne Dykes, ne Adams. I die again if I'm that this I think Dykes has been good for his skin, but probably time try something new. Adams as well. He's got Bowie, he's got I saw up front, Bowie Finlay Curtis, I suppose. Um Ben Doak with Patton McBurney, so I was not big, but he's he's started so well as year. You've got to call him up, and he's obviously and also went for James Wilson and Uri with Uri as well, so it's like a fresh a heap of new boys up top, and I guess but Fit have got 11 defenders and only seven midfielders. So he's playing five at back because he looks like he's gonna play a three centre half in the wing backs, yeah, because he's got a lot of cover for so obviously you've got right backs, you've got Parterson, Donovan, and uh left and Hickey. There's three right backs there, yeah, and the left back you've obviously got Doig, Anderson, and Tionney. So you've got three full backs playing five at back. I think he's gonna play five at a black, get to play wing backs, and ask him to do a hoora shift for 60 minutes and then change him. I just think he's gonna D, ain't he? Because there's only seven midfielders, and there are Parfait McPake and Lennon Miller. Aye, I there are Tristy, Ferguson, Gilmore, McGinn, McLean. There are central so he's he's basing out enough at fullbacks. Is he's gonna play at five, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Oh, they're gonna fit like it's forwards, is it Pacy? Dokke's Pacy, obviously.
SPEAKER_03Curtis is but he's he's made he could play Curtis out wide, but he I see how Curtis fits in a team that plays five at a back. Yeah, he's mere a four midfield, five midfield kind of like and I can he might play him up top, might play a three-five, two. He's got a bit of pace about him, okay. But he says he's picked the squad based on how he wants to play again. So we'll see.
SPEAKER_05Well, you'll see.
SPEAKER_03A lot more running in that team.
SPEAKER_05Well, you've you've got to I think I think it's a fresh start. And it's probably why Clark maybe stepped up off and he did, because if you look at the squad he was he he was left with an odd boy that he's brought in, he's maybe thinking, right, I'm here for for forever long. Uh let's start with us and just run it through scores.
SPEAKER_03Yes. I think um again said they're not stick to Fit Bar that Clark had spoken to Roberts and says time to give somebody uh a shot to see if they can he's tried to deal the next level's coalifying root a major turn up. A major group turning up. He said three attempts, he's never been able to do it. So he's now step. I'll always be a Clark fan. I was never in a game stick. No, and I was I was behind him.
SPEAKER_02But so the next I'm excited to the next step for us boy is to get him out a good group stage and turn up because well Euros almost see your next step for me would though would to be there, even if we did qualify, but actually putting good performances, but then the step after that is qualifying.
SPEAKER_03It's been pretty I can't think oh at nine fit. Nine on any good performances. McGinn said I'm selling stick to Fitma. Aye for Germany, obviously. Germany was poor, Switzerland was okay, but nothing special. Hungary was poor as fuck. Er well Brazil never really got going at uh bad mistakes, Morocco never did fuck all. Haiti was poor, but we won. Double deflex, so the first thing, Czech Republic were barred with the boys scored for the halfway line. England. Uh Kennas, we played well against England, but he took a nil nil against England. Aye, too. I'm sure we did. We played well in that game. That was doing that was COVID. Aye. And I can't mind if either team is the fucking uh well anyway. Aye, I think that's a goal. Get to obviously continue to get to the major tournaments, but actually go in these. They've obviously gone a bit there modern. Modern, modern. Well, we've got a new goalie, huh? John McCracken. Whether he can play.
SPEAKER_02We're struggling with goalies, like I was watching, like obviously they're saying though, like, ah about the press and that new when you're some of these boys talking to the goalie's integrity. He has to be able to do that. He has to be able to play. Has to be able to play to break a press. Well, God cannot play. No. I think that's a boy. Was it Dundee? He's at Bradford News.
SPEAKER_03He's at Dundee last season. So whether they've looked at him and said, well, he's he's decent with his feet. I refuse to say only goal is decent enough. But he can play a two-yard pass. I dynamic we'll see his playing for the back. Aye, that's what's gonna happen. I think I think that's just the model. Fitbas finished. I think if you're Ned D and that new, you're you're nail.
SPEAKER_05Then your centre halves have got Mace touches the bar. Fitbar's fucking done.
SPEAKER_02Soon as you're you're on you're on board with Soonis. Declan Bray sitting in it center half.
SPEAKER_05I quite liked what he was saying.
SPEAKER_03Because he didn't pick a lot of shite back at him, but I think it's a dinosaur new Soonas. He's like us again. He's too like he's come back to Funheed played for Liverpool for this. It's basically a different game. I'll be playing 442. Well you can't play for we've very you can't play a 442.
SPEAKER_04But it's no Fitma new, it's crap.
SPEAKER_03Well, it's too much like Fitma. There's not enough, there's not enough like blood and guts on him. That's Fitma.
SPEAKER_05Um I'm stopped watching traditional Fitma.
SPEAKER_03It's too easy to get sent off. I'm stopped watching it. Too easy to get sent off. Too easy to get booked. So there's no blood and guts. As far you can't, there's no dark arts.
SPEAKER_02That's why Scottish Fitma's still good.
SPEAKER_05I still watch Scottish Fitpa. I still got a bit of fucking blood and thunder in it.
SPEAKER_03Aye.
SPEAKER_05Us premiership. I'm never watching that again.
SPEAKER_03Have you ever seen a boy scorned so much by getting beat at the weekend?
SPEAKER_05Honestly.
SPEAKER_03I'm now on there. We're getting it.
SPEAKER_02We're getting on there.
SPEAKER_03I think we're well. So honestly, expectations for a Scotland team.
SPEAKER_02I think expectations you've got to qualify because Clark's done it three out of four, so you have to qualify.
SPEAKER_03I'm excited, but also excited. Cautious being Scottish. Cautious optimism. Cautious optimism. Hobbied as well, obviously. Slovenia, Switzerland, and Fuzzy their team. Fuck I should care. Is it the three teams? Four games. Four games. So home and away away at two. I think at it. I could be Rah. I'm sure it's just Slovenia, Switzerland.
SPEAKER_00Oh no.
SPEAKER_03I'm sure it's just at two in the Nations League. Fucking Juan Nelladandies. Is it?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, come on at fucking dons. Fucking Garvin Malloy, fucking fuck. Ah, great player. Is he playing up front? Hartman went in.
SPEAKER_03Is this is it half time yet?
SPEAKER_02Coming up front. Just about it.
SPEAKER_03Erm far were we. Expectations for Scotland. Well obviously we went to get to the Euros. I hope to see like something different for the new mindset. I'm glad it's Switzerland games so. He was overlapping the weekend. He's still fucking getting up and doing powers are bottom of the league. Oh then.
SPEAKER_02Second bottom. One point. No, two draws. Two draws. Two points. Sorry, then I score. That's what I meant.
SPEAKER_03Then I scored, no, which is but December is like a bit out for two clean sheets. If I was in Italy, I'd be a genius. That's what he said. You're in England, mate. Honestly. They scoring in four games is completely unacceptable. Yeah. For a team that spent half a billion quid in the summer. Nick quite but it's neck. Can't we can say if it's 350 half a million? Half a billion now. Half a billion. Round up. Round up. It just sounds worse if you say half a billion. But okay, let's go. 350 million. Are you going to score in four games? It's fucking disgraceful. Sam Man Mooshab is horrific. He's a good player. Is he? Ah yeah, he's a good player. I just think they've changed so much. It's going to take time. They wanna get relegated.
SPEAKER_05They wouldn't get time.
SPEAKER_03Well, you wanna? I've never been a like as you can. I'm not a huge fan. But I do think Spurs will kick in. Then I've been playing terribly the last couple of years.
SPEAKER_05I mean, from the play they played against Newcastle, they they played quite well, actually.
SPEAKER_03But two best chances came for the two goalies. So both goalies had a uh a pass you into midfield that went straight to the opposition player and he was clean through. But Pickford and the Fuzzy Spurs goalie come in. Both of them did exactly the same thing they missed. But ever in our pushwork can no everything's good under Moyes tough game tough team to play against. I do think Spurs will come good. You think? Yeah. I think it's a lot worse than them, isn't there? On paper, anyway. You're looking at a team in paper. Can you comment rate struggle and they got barred?
SPEAKER_05It's just seeing mass.
SPEAKER_03I know you ever seen a pound note run on it, but you get barred runs, confidence goals.
SPEAKER_05Oh, 100%.
SPEAKER_03But there used to be there used to be a team that leaked a heap of goals and they seemed to have sorted that out a bit. So we I say you should start the back, stop shipping the goals, and then try done, eh? So we'll see how it goes for him. Obviously, Coventry struggling. Bard five now. Pumped. See dunk's goal. Scream up.
SPEAKER_01Holy fuck, scream half. Scream up dipping hand like Ronaldo. I couldn't have placed it only better.
SPEAKER_02What an hang is like they gave away five goals in like 35 minutes in the second half. Boy, he sent half and then he just felt the pieces like uh Lampard.
SPEAKER_03I listened to this interview after a game, and he's like, You could feel you could feel his pain. He's like, he sent the half scores for 35 yards.
SPEAKER_02I know. Chances are lucky, you're lucky.
SPEAKER_05You just can it's near your day if not Hartmanskin.
SPEAKER_03I think Coventry fans are still back. Ken they got slapped off the pitch, I think.
SPEAKER_02Covenant fans are just gonna be bang up against it. They're happy to be back in the Premier League.
SPEAKER_03But the guts of games have got to try and get something for you. Home to Brighton. They've been at home to Hull. Ken have been away to if it was the first game away to Chelsea or something.
SPEAKER_05But I'm still gonna define your season away.
SPEAKER_03Or was it Arsenal? Away to Arsenal. Was that Arsenal?
SPEAKER_05Home games have got games against your lower half opposition. You need points in the board.
SPEAKER_03I had them bite it up to you. Did you?
SPEAKER_01Long season. Long season. Villa struggling.
SPEAKER_05But uh I'm not surprised they're struggling either if you see the.
SPEAKER_03The boys should give a wow like our soldier.
SPEAKER_05They've moved on, can't I mean?
SPEAKER_03Aye. I think it helps when you're building a stand in a season. I don't know though, because you've got Villa Park is uh intimidating dune topia, but you've got a bit of breathing space in the goals there, okay?
SPEAKER_01I just don't think that just that feels like in COVID, nothing should count in COVID.
SPEAKER_03I do think it's not massive, but I do think it marks a wee bit of difference to your home games if you've got a fucking stand being built. I mean, yeah, whatever villa, but you'll be wanting a win. Oh, because it's always needed. Was it last season or season of four? I think it was and then they came good.
SPEAKER_05Like I think I will be keen to get a winner for the bit on one point, I think.
SPEAKER_03Aye. Forrest under Glasnarkin. Glasnar actually. It is, aye.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, Forest's a tough gig. If you can get some Forrest ran out a bad team, we've got some good players. I think Gibbs, I'm surprised he's still there because he's quality.
SPEAKER_02Like Mark and T they got from Mansa is a tremendous player. Aye, yeah.
SPEAKER_03So they're still going. Liverpool, that's a poor result.
SPEAKER_02He's ne got he's ne got it.
SPEAKER_03Aye. To ne beat Emma Anfield, that's a badie. He's ne upped it. The job's too big.
SPEAKER_01Well, yeah, young enough.
SPEAKER_05Liverpool game time, but keep him here for five seasons, I'd say.
SPEAKER_03But they they could beat Atletico Madrid. Yeah, I know. Pretty good performance. I like how you wee Spaniard ginger boy they've got. He's a good player, like I like him. The wee ginger spaniard boy they've got. I think they've got him for Real Madrid. Can't mean his name.
SPEAKER_05Sending off uh penalty for full himself.
SPEAKER_03I can't believe I'd sneak a penalty. Yeah, the goalie comes mincing who gets near near, but it's the matter he didn't have blue room. He's got some jump boo. Jump him to myself near, but if I was in the middle of the park, it's all the Jesus and Charlie I. No, no, it's not a penalty.
SPEAKER_04Doesn't need to be contacting case. Fucking hell.
SPEAKER_03How's Varney given that?
SPEAKER_02I mean, it's clear and obvious to me. It's a pen like. It's the worst weekend a referee and there's been a long, long time. Like maybe even ever.
SPEAKER_05That's an understatement, I think.
SPEAKER_01Well one game in particular.
SPEAKER_03But we've had the last. I've got Palace could be a good one for Ipswich. Pallis, eh?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Gets him up and trucking. 3-2. Last minute goal. But yeah. No. What's the lap play for? He scored a screamer. Why does he play forest? Is it Forrest? No. He says first goal was a screamer. 50 million they paid for him, that's it.
SPEAKER_0250 million for a boy who doesn't get a game from anybody.
SPEAKER_03And if Bournemouth. I had Bournemouth on my fucking Acker.
SPEAKER_01Oh, did you go scream for? They throw back.
SPEAKER_03He's cornered. And he tries to tack on the boy. Just put it. Loses the bar. Bam goal. And then a goalie. Second goal. See, that's just the shit we've got to watch here.
SPEAKER_01See if that's my team, you're like, what the fuck? It's diabolical. It's fucking criminal ass crap. It's cost me that cut.
SPEAKER_06No. You're giving on my hands. It's cost us that.
SPEAKER_03I was so convinced that Bournemouth would have you. I put my end. Can I always say a six volt myself? I usually pick some of the goodies I think we've got, and probably a couple there. Six volt or put on a tenner. Usually it's about a hundred or one, can use your money. I'd pick on a hang no I'd pick on a hang lesson about evens, can yeah.
SPEAKER_01Let's fuck that up and keep goalies, man. Unbelievable. Just gifting goals, can it's fucking that's supposed to be the best league in the world. It's near the best league in the world.
SPEAKER_02Do you think Fitbas gone so bad new that somebody might be a goalie and then they're now going, I bet have you ever played outfield? And you're just R-riting goals. Because against the level of goalkeeping's shite. And it's marking me think that they're going for Davy that was maybe a centre midfield, but he's R-riting goals.
SPEAKER_05Aye. You're not getting a game centre midfield. Do you fancy going in goals? I suppose.
SPEAKER_03I still think standard like saving wise, they're still good goalies. Short stoping.
SPEAKER_01Aye. Aye. But they're shy, they can't play for back. Well, there's a reason they're a goalie. Exactly.
SPEAKER_03Oh, they're shy of goalies can play new bollocks and they can't play. Nonsense. Do not tell me you can play for your gear now. Like can they get the gear to the boy right in the middle of the goal? Finny's hounded, the boy's clean up his arse. He doesn't even want it. It's just a decoy run.
SPEAKER_01And he geez it down.
SPEAKER_02That's near fit, but if I said the name of three world-class goalies, you're struggling. Just have to do it. Three world class keeper? Is he?
SPEAKER_03Aye, absolutely.
SPEAKER_00Unbelievable save.
SPEAKER_03Unbelievable save. Er, I think a boy, obviously, Liverpool's goalies. He is nice. Arsenal goalie, even though I think he's a prick, he is good. He's a great save for the penalty. See it? Good save for the goalie.
SPEAKER_05Good save last week as real against Chelsea.
SPEAKER_02But you could rattle off about 10-15 a few years ago. Alright, property.
SPEAKER_01I still think a goalie's a even a Brighton goalie had a couple of good saves. If you ask him Nate to play out the back. See if you could out of the shit. That's what I'm saying. There's still Pickford's a good shot stopper. Aye.
SPEAKER_03Can I sneak back? He's a prick. He's a he's a prick. Annoying. He's a good shot stopper. He's another kind of kind of player. Andy says, oh Pickford, he can ping a bye, he's fucking brilliant. No, he can't. He can't play Father. He's useless. He can't play Futba. 100%. He couldn't get a game for Tara Fisel outfield, I'm convinced. He probably could. If you put 11 goalies, well, how much of them? 20 teams, isn't there? So talk every goalie out of the team, right? And mark a team. A goalies. A team of goalies. So you'd surely get a well, one of them would be a goalie. That should be easy. And then you could ask set him up, but yeah, I think you're a player, so play. So you've got twenty you've got 19 plus a goalies, so you've 19 to choose for marking 11. Fit fucking league, would they be playing in? Less than juniors. They wouldn't have win a highland league. No way. No chance. No chance. And I guarantee you, as folks screaming at radio in a Uganda. What the hyper shite? They would walk a high league. They wouldn't fucking there's no way. I don't think they would win a junior league. Neither do I.
SPEAKER_05I don't know.
SPEAKER_03Maybe win amateurs. Premier amateurs. Maybe. Sure fucking Killy's a good team like that. I don't care. I've absolutely no idea. Division one amateur. Aye. Maybe. Mid-table. I genuinely didn't. I genuinely didn't think we win a high league.
SPEAKER_05No, I don't know. I think Armde says that boys can play Fitbow. They fucking cannot play Football. You're a goalie for a reason.
SPEAKER_03Reason aye. Archie Mayer's screaming at fucking. Aye.
SPEAKER_05Well he could he could be placed in a midfield for Tarak couldn't.
SPEAKER_03He'd come and play that charity thing and he was injured in two minutes. Can't he still be a big time Charlie? Oh honest. That's a saying by years. A big time Charlie. Big time Charlie. Big time Charlie. Bulls Awi Hamet. Oh no, boys, I better not go. This is my pro this is my job. Fuck all wrong with him. Kenny was gonna get fucking overrunning. So er okay, let's go. United City. Let's go with the first instant.
SPEAKER_05Fiends up.
SPEAKER_03You henna said in a chat, I've been quite curious to think get your serious opinion and fit happen there.
SPEAKER_05Sending off.
SPEAKER_03Alright, so you tell well I could tell you mine.
SPEAKER_05You either both get sent off or the bath gets booked off.
SPEAKER_03So I'm in a hundred percent agreement.
SPEAKER_05It's a petulant kick out for Fernando Foden in the Grand. Fernandez has kicked him out for his own gron. You either book him Bath or you send him Bath off. You can't pick one the other.
SPEAKER_03No. It seems worse or something. The bath of them are just petulant shite. It's neah read card and a couple of Fanny's classic Fanny's.
SPEAKER_05Every player would be the same.
SPEAKER_03They're not a DNA.
SPEAKER_01They're all a dean it. If you see you see it cunt Fernandez.
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SPEAKER_03Is it Fernandez? Angel Fernandez. Oh my god. Well, that's a thing, right? So er Man United's fucking Bruno. So he gets basically rewarded for play acting because Foden ends up getting sent off. So Fernandez thinks I'm getting started in the same shit. Sending a boy off for that is encouraging that type of behaviour.
SPEAKER_04I know.
SPEAKER_03And it's the worst shit. It doesn't belong here to that rolling a room. Fake it fakery.
SPEAKER_05But that's what I'm saying. So I'm just giving Fernandez a hard time for reacting and fan doing the hundreds.
SPEAKER_03Aye.
SPEAKER_05Fordin would have done the same.
SPEAKER_03No, I but uh rightly so.
SPEAKER_05So it's either sending base off or book and base.
SPEAKER_01I think I think that's not a read card in that.
SPEAKER_03At all of our Ken, we hear out the time the referees want to, but then I want 90 D, they want to be invisible on the game. What good does that? He wants to be involved. He thinks he's a bit he's a big baller because he was at a World Cup. I'm a best referee in the premier. Fucking straight away with a read card. What a fucking load of shit. That was never a read card. And he's fucked a hell game.
SPEAKER_01Oh, he's fucked the game after that.
SPEAKER_03Because City United were playing a play to be United strengths now. Why? Because they open up. And United's got pace and they hit you in the brake and Blemo and Cunha and Rashford. They love space in a hand, can but so City sit in, and it's fucking hard for Man United. And it uh City is fucking good on a bottle. City weren't good.
SPEAKER_05Can I last 20 minutes of the first half? Elliot Anderson and they were excellent. United come in like the second half, obviously, because City were were getting enough. Can they fight a post a couple of times and Donor Remus had a world cast save at the end? But should United have won? Against ten men, you'd probably say either should have won or should have won a lot.
SPEAKER_02I think they should have done mayor than the den. But I thought sentiment, I thought Fernandez and uh Anderson were outstanding. I thought first time I proper watched that boy Fernandez quality player. But he's a noise.
SPEAKER_03He's a conscious play acting as a fucking half away.
SPEAKER_05Somebody should actually really fucking do him back.
SPEAKER_03I do, I do think Anderson was fucking brilliant.
SPEAKER_05Meg McGuire had a right go at the time. If he died, then hit up. But the game's so ridiculous.
SPEAKER_02Did he? Oh did he?
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_03Honestly. And obviously.
SPEAKER_05The offside was.
SPEAKER_03Well, I think I get any disagreements because you can't disagree. You're fucked up. Well, Finn Finn.
SPEAKER_05Fin my when I watched that, I was like, I thought, oh Holland's offside. He's offside. And then from the from the said the goal's been given. I was like, alright. And then showed you the the offside and Holland's own side, obviously, because of the dinner lines. But who the fuck if they need the offside for Fernandez? For uh was it Fernandez? Interfering with play in the middle of the park.
SPEAKER_03I go either a bar.
SPEAKER_02He's he's at least three years. He checks himself because he's checking and he's gone. I need to go here. And if he doesn't he, he opens himself up mayor to stop the bar going to fucking Haaland.
SPEAKER_05Look for he was stunning from the bar. Was I what to get cross? He was stunning side of Holland. And then he thought, fuck it, Fernandez, I better deal with that because.
SPEAKER_03You leave the widest boy.
SPEAKER_05Of course you do.
SPEAKER_03Fernandez's right centre goal, so he's got to pick him up. Harlan's got a lot to deat score for 30 days in a few. Being a world-class player, he is he manages to finish it.
SPEAKER_05That's because Martinez is out of position and the keeper's out of position.
SPEAKER_03That's their question. Nobody can argue that he's interfering with player. Nobody. Nah. It's the it's better. I did not even clip out of the clock. You need to watch it.
SPEAKER_02It's quite refreshing to hear a boy like Jay Borthroyd calling him out.
SPEAKER_05Call him out just saying you're speaking. If he could swear on TV, he'd have said you're full of fucking shit.
SPEAKER_03Aye, aye. Was he trying to say he was the interference with player like? Lost focus is what he said. This is a problem, though. He was a top referee. He doesn't understand the game. Does the Kennedy if he thinks that Fernandez isn't interfering with the action, he doesn't understand football. But that's what I'm saying. I'll be like anybody that's never been involved with the game. On any level, Keynes is interfering.
SPEAKER_02But he goes to J Both right, he goes, You ordered it, he goes, They've lost focus, and he went, that's totally unacceptable. And I go, 'Is I'm not hey not. They've got one job to sit in a room, to watch it, and to say they've lost focus is absolutely unfair.' They actually defended well.
SPEAKER_03They actually defended that well. Because if you look at him, they're in a perfect line and that plays plays.
SPEAKER_05If and if Fernandez wasn't there, right? Aye. And they've played up perfect line, Haaland's getting marked by Martinez, and he hasn't got the clean strike and goal. Aye, because he can get out in front of if he scores a goal and he's done something brilliant, fine, but he wouldn't have had it easy.
SPEAKER_02Strike at it. For me, the boy should never he should be out of Fitma. End of.
SPEAKER_03The worst thing about it for me is, Ken, obviously, after I realise the fucked up big time. But if it makes it worse for me, is the on-field decision was correct. And they've overturned a correct on-field decision and made a ranging in the video. So we might as well get rid of our. How's that possible? It's impossible. We've brought in Varr a correct, obvious and clear errors made on a pitch. In this instance, we've made a correct decision. Now, whether he flagged for Haaland being offside, that's beside the point. Fever's correct. Yes, he's correct. Because how we got here. No. He doesn't show his workings. No, he likes it. He got a correct answer. In this instance, it doesn't matter if it is workings or he got a correct decision. And they've went to VAR and and made a wrong ear. Made a ranger and overturned it with a wrong decision. That's a first. That's not happening, Dynamic. I was at debacle at Liverpool and Mr.
SPEAKER_05Offside are the giver.
SPEAKER_03Aye. But it wasn't a giving on field. No. They should have shooted up in VAR. But I seen they got right and overturned it and made it right.
SPEAKER_02That's just coysian rule. Well if you're doing that, as we just described there, then we might as well get rid of our.
SPEAKER_05Fucking they often are right, but fucking right we are.
SPEAKER_02We've changed the fucking handball rule fit three times since it's came out.
SPEAKER_03That's just another thing about the the held debacle the Man United thing. They've convoluted the offside rule so much that there's three officials in that var room. Is there three, two or three? Two or three. And none of them can the rules. But obviously, none of the three or the top referees can the rules. I know. Because they thought, because he didn't touch a bar, it's near offside. But that's neither the rule. The rule is if you're interfering or even attempt even attempt to go for a bar, which he threw his head, he almost touched the fucking bar.
SPEAKER_0112 inches away he didn't.
SPEAKER_03So if they came the rules, they would have given it offside. Straight away. So they didn't keep the rules.
SPEAKER_05It wouldn't have even a var rule. It would have just been, ah, he's right. Look at it, he's fucking miles offside. Exactly.
SPEAKER_03So they fucked up, they fucked about with offside and fucked about with the handbar so much that the top officials in the game didn't even care if the fuck they're being. That's how fucking.
SPEAKER_02And then you've got as a Man City fan, fucking a thousand years old Trafford for a great moment that you're sitting here, moment's gone. Wait ten minutes. Yeah, we've scored. Alright, but the moment's gone by then. It's a question on the radio day, Sam. Would you rather hear your team at the top of the championship, Navarre for your garner of the wick and loving the fitback?
SPEAKER_03Look at Nisbet when he scored that heater against Killey. He didn't say because he was up there. Fifth. Oh, I didn't run a one so that's killing a game. I'd rather see wrong decisions than see that shit. I was a good heater at Nisb. I was a good heater, actually.
SPEAKER_01I actually think he could be good.
SPEAKER_03He's scoring goals and I'm playing pretty poorly. And he's been scoring consistently.
SPEAKER_05He's talking his chances.
SPEAKER_03I don't think he would do any owl. Talking ham and it's another fresh fresh face up front, can't it was a lot of fucking problems. I d I don't can like it. Well he is. He's banging the man. So I was not arguing, really. We all agree. The only thing I would say is Ken, we ten men, you know, you just maybe should have done a wee bit better.
SPEAKER_05Maybe. Maybe.
SPEAKER_03Well definitely for me, they should have done it.
SPEAKER_05That's my point I've gone back, though. Speaking about robots. Can they were they were on the park to set up to play against the living boys? They've gone to ten. They can't adjust.
SPEAKER_03Aye. They can't adjust. Then that's on maybe character change something at half time.
SPEAKER_05Maybe maybe it isn't character change it, but the players in the park should be changing it. Can you like you're two centre halves? Boys, we're only playing against Holland, right? Me and Luch all set up sort of. You two full blacks fucking push on. Get your other boys pushed off. Told you, Dunk, he's fucking minsack cunt.
SPEAKER_02So bad.
SPEAKER_01Can't defend, he can't cross, he's not touched at times. He was clean to do if he'd had a good touch.
SPEAKER_02The amount of crosses he shells into the stand is unbelievable.
SPEAKER_05Try to whip it and the other bit of the area.
SPEAKER_03Professional Fibberg. You come up as a centre half and you don't even get a chance, getting it's a disgrace. You're pipe professional.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, well. As I say, FIBA's fucked. I'm not watching it anyway. I'm there. I'm there, I'll refuse to watch it.
SPEAKER_02What's happening to me as JJ Gabriel? Oh, it's just friendly. Is it coin? Usual story.
SPEAKER_05Coin.
SPEAKER_02Nope.
SPEAKER_05Fantastic play.
SPEAKER_02Generational talent.
SPEAKER_05He's he won a under 18 player a year when he was 14-year-old.
SPEAKER_02He scored a he had his first game in the reserve league. Was it last week? Scored a heart trick.
SPEAKER_05Scored a heart trick. Fuzzy play for? Man United.
SPEAKER_02He's 15. 15. And he was going to be on a bench. Yeah. Man United's youngest player of the reconny was going to come on.
SPEAKER_05Aye. And now all of a sudden. He's told Man United to He wants to be released for his contrast.
SPEAKER_03The 15 year old. And he's almost like in the first team.
SPEAKER_02What the fuck is that? So they're obviously now going Faz after him. Is it PSG? Is it fucking Real Madrid? Aye.
SPEAKER_05Family. Well, somebody's rattled the family.
SPEAKER_02Somebody's rattled the family, haven't they?
SPEAKER_01He's they'd done nothing for it.
SPEAKER_05Nothing.
SPEAKER_02Give it away.
SPEAKER_03Nothing. He's got an agent, is he? So somebody's seeing pounds. You should be you should be playing.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, Mine United are on a far that we used to be and stuff, but he's 15 year old. He's unbelievable. He looks so anyway.
SPEAKER_05Aye. So times I've watched him in reserve games.
unknownAye.
SPEAKER_02So they're best to say. So they're saying it's a hammer blow if he ends up walking. Aye. It's ridiculous. They think they can still fix it, they said. But it's made fucking other headline news, isn't it?
SPEAKER_05So it's a big story.
SPEAKER_02Is it a boxer heat butt or something?
SPEAKER_03No, heat butt.
SPEAKER_02DJ Misfits. You seen a state? Yeah, but I misfits. Yeah. That's just these kid on social media folk it fight. Ah right.
SPEAKER_05She's a statement. In the boxing at weekend. Boy getting fucking smashed in the face. Hanging over the bunk and he's shit himself on fucking crowd eye.
SPEAKER_03That's just his. So she was in this world championships of Hydrox or something. Hyderoks. And she skittered herself and shit out of both both legs. But she carried on. Carried on, eh? And seemingly she she beat some world record or something. Unbelievable. But this is apparatus. She's gone from one apparatus to the next. Shit.
SPEAKER_05And that's folk coming up behind her.
SPEAKER_03Oh no, no, no.
SPEAKER_05That's it. If somebody shits in the pool up, it's you.
SPEAKER_01Fucking right, you look on that little tiny wee joby foot in a boot.
SPEAKER_02Even with the piss money, it goes a different colour.
SPEAKER_03That was a rumour. If you push them, it's it through. I've tried that. It's lies. It's lies. You just let out a wee bit of no, it's not die. Then a wee bit of meath stuff like that. That's why it's chlorine. Exactly. Er. So I had a chat in.
SPEAKER_02You see Lowry when I go off by 11 shots. Did he? Aye. Irish or Irish.
SPEAKER_05Did you watch Corner Bennett weekend?
SPEAKER_02I did I.
SPEAKER_05Aye.
SPEAKER_02He pasted theye. You come out swinging and go picked up. What a reality check. Aye.
SPEAKER_05What a gay boy caught me a cracker, huh? See his left hooks to start with shit.
SPEAKER_02He's like, ah, fucking bad. Bye. You can even see them coming.
SPEAKER_03Ryan Garcia is an elite fighter. Well, I said Garcia's interview said, I was watching his videos, and I thought, well, if he comes down like that against me, he's got no chance. And that's exactly right.
SPEAKER_02Just fucking crumbled. Right on a button. Do and he went. Sparkle. And he got up and got up and then he just.
SPEAKER_05If I was a boxer boy, it fucking dislocated his shooter in a fight. Oh yeah. Oh yes. Coming for wait, it was and the boy's hand was was up like on the boy started leaning like fuck. Popped his shooter out. Boy got up. Other hand fucking haymakered him. Sparkled him.
SPEAKER_01Fucking brilliant. Is this new like? It was just on it with Ken.
SPEAKER_03Aye. Because I've seen an Alvidny Williams did it. He did it. I couldn't have used one air. He was getting barred, and that was a sudden haymaker knocked the boy clean.
SPEAKER_05Well, that's a similar idea.
SPEAKER_03It's rocky stuff, that isn't it brilliant.
SPEAKER_05It's good to see. Because the boy was obviously dirty as fuck.
SPEAKER_02Solheim Cup now. Did you watch any of that? Oh, I see Europe win.
SPEAKER_03The Davis Cup, was it the Davis Cup? Is that the young Walker Cup? Walker Cup, last weekend. So did uh Britain won that? Britain. Britain won it. They won it.
SPEAKER_02GB in Ireland, they won it.
SPEAKER_03And they're against America. Aye. Okay. No, it's wrong, isn't it? Just a little one.
SPEAKER_05No, it must be a good one.
SPEAKER_03Hold on, you can change the screens, can you? How do you do the art for tonight? That's nah. That's right. Here we go. Right. Is it one colour a week? No. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Oh, he does.
SPEAKER_03I quite like SE to be fair. S alright. One colour a week. Damn it, Galler. Aye, for his. We've already discussed it.
SPEAKER_02So he's trying to defend. Trying to say it's nay-of-site. That's on acceptable. No, he he said it was outside, but he said it was a loss of loss of focus.
SPEAKER_05Loss of focus. So you can understand why they got the decision wrong.
SPEAKER_02That's what you said. Loss of focus for the officials. Whose one job is to sit in the studio, watch a TV screen, and get a decision right.
SPEAKER_03Your job is to cane the rules. You've got one job, one job, and you fucked up. It's fucking I've got no time for anybody says that oh well I make mistakes. They shouldn't have been marking mistakes again for they're sitting in a video room. I should be neither I said we brought VAR and so I wouldn't have been mistakes. That's what I take pressure because there's no crowd, it's just them sitting discussing it. I can there's a bit of time, but can folk kind of like it to talk too long. Yeah, but for fuck's sake, come to the right decision. Jesus. Shed.
SPEAKER_05Well, I've got uh VAR, I've got Michael Oliver, I've got PGM L.
SPEAKER_03You're only allowed one, don't break the rules, just because Michael's thing here. Michael Oliver. Just for being a bad ref.
SPEAKER_05Just for being a bad referee, he's Saudi Bongs, and just being a turn.
SPEAKER_02And I was in the same bar as him in my army, and he looks an arrogant gun. I was I was gonna go, well, yeah, photo, and then somebody went back. He's witting a fuck, he's witting it.
SPEAKER_03You've got to be a bit of a fucking twat twat to be a ref, do you? I do right. Good hair on you. They ran with the fucking parking fucking cunts and prison wardens.
SPEAKER_02Surprise sheds, isn't it? 'Cause it's normally Masons, isn't it? Oh well. We're not even too sure it's sheds anyone anymore. Well, I've got a story for my wunker of the week as well.
SPEAKER_05Okay. It's just resulting in the boys the wunker of the week.
SPEAKER_03So obviously Mom runs a Legion here, so she bides in the top flare flat with my dad and Ken there all the time. So last Thursday night. Obviously they've got folks staying. Boy, uh the boy was here, he's working, two of his workmates, there was three of them. So they've had a room each up here working, I can't what the fuck they're already in. So a TSB, as long as there's somebody, I think they'll bite open at one. So the boy'd been here on eight. One o'clock. So he just stumbles back. Gets in the bullet, walks up at his room, gets out of his room, realised he's forgot his phone in the TSB. So he gets he goes out of his room, tries to get back out of the Legion. But and again, if you ever went to the front door and it's never been open, it's kinda la it's sticky, isn't it? There's a technique. If you're sober. Alright, never. It's near a problem. Steaming. Steamin'. Steaming couldn't get it open. Can't get back out with a legion. So if it's a day, he smashed the brake glass for the fire alarm. No. Punched Punched the brake glass. Smashed it. So of course I says it my I think it's quarter two, two o'clock in the morning. The fire. Initial panic stations, obviously. Well, it's an old school, so it's nearly linked to the fire. But of course, they've got folk room bid in, and obviously my mum and dad are in the bed sleeping and fit the fuck. Is there a fire? Obviously, our initial reaction is so fire. It's an old school like fucking ringing school bell. Like can office the the the things rattling off of steel. I mean you can't fucking miss them one. So of course my mum and dad go down the stairs, see if the fuck's gonna run. And here's that gun is fucking steaming, cursing and sweeting, and I can't go to this fucking building.
SPEAKER_00I'm fucking locked down. I forgot my phone and can I've left it at TSB.
SPEAKER_03I need to go back and fucking get he's been a right, he's right up in my mum's face, spitting on my skin. My dad's here. So he obviously he's close, yes, but obviously he's got to think if I fucking D on a hang then it's take bank trouble. So he's trying they're trying to calm him down. So look, you're not gonna get your phone, go get in the morning, go back to your fucking bed, sleep at half, that nah wouldn't have stopped. So they're they'll let him out and he went up to TSB, of course. It's locked. They said, Well tell yeah, it's neck on the air, nippy binds air.
SPEAKER_05Can they draw a cover in him as well because he wouldn't have key in the balcony?
SPEAKER_03No, he still had a key. But my dad said he was in such a thing, he would have kicked on the door like that he was in I would have fucked, he was just a fucking hideo that he couldn't get his fucking phone. So why he needed his phone that much? Well can only analyze. But he wouldn't have got his bed, he was up kicking off, kicking off. So phone the ball, he's not come for your fucking brock. I did say it was not long. So he's fucking shouting at my dad saying he's been inside, he's been on the jail, one of that fucking. He's got ADHD, no box, he's oh some fucking on and I'm 27 year old, do the fuck I want just fucking so my dad just wants to lobby county kind of Bobby's eventually arrived. He's uh so Bobby's command, one bites me the the boy and it then comes in, speaks my mum and dad to see what the fuck's been happening. My mum goes, I can fit your D. He's never coming back in here, just get him the fuck out of here, can so they put him in the back of the van, try to cool him down, and uh the boy comes back in, fit with D and the boy had been speaking to my mum, said nah, we're book, we're talking my while, we're arresting him, yeah, team him to Peter Heed or we're locked him up for a night, kid. So uh to get the alarm off, all right. So eventually, ah they got the my brother can do hit the they phone my brother Ken to come do this. Fuck it by this time it was half past two in the morning. My mum had to stand with her finger on a button. She was silent, Ken. So my mum my brother can do disconnect and shite like that. So he'd obviously been up here for a farm. So my mum's doing the fucking break glass now. So he phoned the boss, tell him what the fuck's going on. And the boss is like, Ken, ah, this is unacceptable, Ken. Obviously, really good, apologetic. And the two workers that were there and now were ah like mortified by the carry-on and fit had happened, and uh he'd been up in up in fucking Peter Heed. The boys go to the boss, well, we'll let you go, nah, just leave it gun.
SPEAKER_01Like it.
SPEAKER_03I think the day'd go and pick him up, but the boss said, just leave it gun. And the butt the boss had said, Ah, that were we'll cover all the costs, that were about that, we'll sort it out, and he went ahead to come back to.
SPEAKER_05Fair place.
SPEAKER_03Quite so he's gonna get a sack for a kid. Just because he'd forgot his too much drink. I've uh Ken, don't get me wrong, I've been in states that I shouldn't have been in. Far too much drink. I wouldn't I even think about smashing the the fire alarm glass in a Legion to whacking up a whole hotel because you've forgot your fucking phone.
SPEAKER_05Fucking phone. Far's it gone in the morning, get up in the morning.
SPEAKER_02I experienced exactly the same hanging. I worked up in Inverness with a boy and we went to a bar, Abdi got a skin full, tried to buy Abdi a drink, we ended up having to leave this bar because it was all ness. Well, we're gonna get finished, and then we're back to this digs, same carry on. Heard a boy saying, Go to your bed, go to your bed. I've been in a jail, ah that part I fucking woke the hell place up. World War III, just cause that pulled out of coals by our bosses, everybody got nearly lost their job. He did, and it was just basically the same idea.
SPEAKER_03I mean, how big a like me, me, me can you get to walk in a hill hotel up because you've lost your phone. Let's smash a fucking fire because you can't get out of the building. You only kind of get out because you're fucking screaming, can't stupid cunt, honestly. That's cunt is my one kind of thing. Quite right.
SPEAKER_05Mine is real new.
SPEAKER_03Aye. I'm impressed with my father's restraint. Like, share my if I'd been acting like that, I wouldn't have got a wallet like just unbelievable. Like, but my dad was my dad's doing obviously the uh well, no, obviously, but he's doing the in demi's room. Can I tell you where Dean? So he's doing uh like filling holes and he's getting painted in the hand. So he's doing and he was telling his story. He's actually kicking himself because he didn't level him. He's my one cut of the wick. Uh Fitz next, mug of truth.
SPEAKER_00I've been struggling for these lately.
SPEAKER_03Like usually I've got them in abundance and my uh yeah, even if Chad's been quiet with mugger truth.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, two null dons.
SPEAKER_01Is it just what a result?
SPEAKER_05Come on, after half time, 46 minutes first go to.
SPEAKER_02Should be fucking says. Watch it.
SPEAKER_05Hold on. No, no, we've still got 20 minutes to go, dude.
SPEAKER_03You've still time for a various. If you've still time for a var correction, no Kelly's beating hibs.
SPEAKER_02Aye.
SPEAKER_05Eh?
unknownFuck.
SPEAKER_02One one hearts and fulgar.
SPEAKER_05That's a good result for a Don Sofar. Aye. So I've been struggling for these. So I was at a networking thing, I said I mean it. Nice hotel. Good. But is it acceptable to go round Abdis stands and pick up all the freebies and they speak to the folk in the stands?
SPEAKER_03No. No way. If you're stopping for a freebie, you've got to stop and pretend you're interested in the style. So is this you?
SPEAKER_02No. Did somebody do that?
SPEAKER_05No, no, but I I was I was hitting him in my dinner. I was at a meeting before, and I'm coming in and hiding my hand in dinner, and I stopped. Walked past and I was a sweetie and I took a sweetie and I thought, hold on. Alright, how's it going? 90 with my work at time. It was some idle boy. I was like, I didn't even care if it was speaking about, but I thought, mate, I've just stole a sweetie for you because I'm hungry, but you better give us some butter. You better tell my tell my about your business. Fuck no, it's what he was speaking about topside fucking closing clumps or some shit.
SPEAKER_03See if you're near like I've never been involved, and I always wear rigs and you hear two boys speaking. Not a clue. No idea for the fucking idea.
SPEAKER_05So I spoke to the boy for a minute, so we was quite interested. We got into speaking about rugby and fit by eventually, so it's not bad. So I got into the song for him as well.
SPEAKER_03You pretending you like rugby? I pretended just to be polite.
SPEAKER_05Because he says, Oh my rugby malone, and I was like, Oh, fine, I know. I've quite enjoyed a rugby. You have to be faces our room, must say.
SPEAKER_03February. February. February, huh?
SPEAKER_01That's all my love.
SPEAKER_05It is, huh? So aye, you have to stop and speak.
SPEAKER_03Oh, definitely. You can't just go and help yourself with freebies and they interact like books and pens and nah. You must interact.
SPEAKER_05I do normally interact with me to folks when I go to these things anyway, so that was my mug of truth. I couldn't think of it.
SPEAKER_03Well, if you say back in the day you were uh sentenced to death. You deserved it. And you had a chance to attack it like a somebody slip you a pill, a cyanide.
SPEAKER_00Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03Would you rather swallow the cyanide pill or just tuck a sentence? I just go go through with it.
SPEAKER_05So is this a four year can you spend a few years in jail before you go?
SPEAKER_03You can you're gonna get your your appeals are all lost. Yeah. You're gonna get executed the next day, somebody slips you a slide and I pile like Gorin managed to get him somehow uh uh he was heading up his ass at that time. But anyway, would you do the cyanide or tuck a death sentence?
SPEAKER_05I'm talking a death sentence.
SPEAKER_03Aye. Ah, but you could do it if to you. No, you can you get close to the meal, is it? You get a meal of your choice. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05So you get a nice steak and I think electric chair.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah. Yeah. Genuinely shit. Tony. You've got a cyanide pal or an electric chair, and you would attack the chair just for the meal. You're not gonna enjoy him. I've ever thought at last meal, you're not enjoying it.
SPEAKER_02These lads are crazy. They're not giving a fuck that they're dying, are they?
SPEAKER_05Well can you do anyway? Cyanide, you can't. He's trying to shit in the chair.
SPEAKER_03Is it a gliss peel?
SPEAKER_05Aye.
SPEAKER_03Is it? Aye, that's how they used to do it. It's not just a pill like fucking. But I think you said it'd be a fucking shitty death. Starves your cells of oxygen, that's what it is.
SPEAKER_05So you'd be foaming it moon, you'd look at it, you'd look a right cunt.
SPEAKER_03So you'd you'd rather get the electric care than kill yourself with cyanide. Aye.
SPEAKER_02Dunk? Nah, and give it a spark. You maybe wants an electric chair, do they?
SPEAKER_03Nah. Bull of lightning right through your head, basically. Aye, it sucks a minute. It's a m a good minute. You just feel that again across the chest. That's the worst thing, I think. Like a worst, like modern sort of ine. I kinda daddy hot new, but kind of like a newer well, was it an eurostime? I think it was.
SPEAKER_02Green mile.
SPEAKER_03Green boy didn't put on a wheat sponge. Uh boy fucking basically setting fire. That would be p I'm telling you shit. Have you ever had a done? Aye. It's no good. Oh. Okay, but that's just money. Getting killed. That's a poof. Getting fucking. I just dude. It takes at least a minute. Disney. It doesn't. Yeah, it's in the film. Because you're fighting it. You may fight it. Used to try and say I was like a humane wire dean it.
unknownDude.
SPEAKER_05Aye.
SPEAKER_03I'm tapping the sign I do the web picture.
SPEAKER_05That's gonna be worse, Mars.
SPEAKER_03I wouldn't have liked to be hung. Nah. I care something about it. It'd be pretty quick. Body weight and just if it's done right, you should be just snap your neck. It's supposed to be just dude clean, like firing squad's probably best. I think so. Firing squad, guillotine. Guillotine's good. That's quick. That's definitely. Do you think there's a split second for your head separates for your body and you gain the wood? You're rolling a boot. Heed's rolling been a grunt. Nibdi can nibdi kids. Nib de Ken. Nibdi Kenz. I think you must eh. I'd probably block out your stuff.
SPEAKER_01Like if you chop a chicken's heed off, it still runs a boot a bit. Aye. You think you feel your heed hitting the dick?
SPEAKER_03Guillotine. I'd tuck a guillotine a four cyanide. Ah, I see what it is. But it's just the weight. The weight's the worst bit.
SPEAKER_05Just lying too, because your heed's stuck in the thingy.
SPEAKER_03It just it gives you a shiver. I like it. I'd tuck a cyanide a four ISIS boys like that. They'd just saw your he'd have a tuck. That will be painful. Oh that'd be pretty quick in that bit be a fucking ten seconds of absolute fucking.
SPEAKER_05If they'd a nice new sharp blade. Nice of his blood sneak.
SPEAKER_03Fab like the boy with the axe, can I be pretty quick?
unknownNah.
SPEAKER_03Oh, that'd like an axe. It's basically a guillotine, but it can go a bit mere rand.
SPEAKER_05If you've got your two guys between the shooters, he's nearly off. Semi-sever. Just hanging, can you kinda get the fucking X out of the back out of the middle of your back?
SPEAKER_03Like a guillotine. It's almost this full that's almost nothing can go wrong with that.
SPEAKER_05Is it?
SPEAKER_03No. It's in a channel.
SPEAKER_05It's in a channel that's you. It's in a spot your neck. And then it goes. It's clean. Jams. You need to grease an inch for your neck. You need to grease your runners.
SPEAKER_01Grease your runners. Then you hear them like shhh in the buckle again. You're like, fuck. So we're sitting on cyanide. Just being a wee devout.
SPEAKER_03Oh dear. Aye. Cyanide. I'd definitely tuck it for electric and hanging. Electric chair and hanging. I would tuck a guillotine. Er lethal injection, I would go for that. That looks pretty painless, does it? No.
SPEAKER_00You deck handy. It might be lying there. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05And then you're sleeping.
SPEAKER_02So aye. I've just got one of mics, but I thought it said I thought it said top five pornographic sites to masturbate to, but it's top five non-pornographic sites to masturbate to. Is it sites or is it just sites? Sites. So that's like modern day.
SPEAKER_03It's like thinking Baywatch and shit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, exactly. I thought I thought it was done historically.
SPEAKER_03Five's a lot.
SPEAKER_05Tesco or somewhere.
SPEAKER_03I can't think of sites. I'd be on like if I'm the Ken, I'm not on YouTube again. I suppose you could rile up a video on YouTube, eh? Twitter, I suppose you could rally. He's obviously got some answers. He's got five written down there. Five.
SPEAKER_01He's a pervy bastard. I think a Wikipedia, can you? Can't have really throb enough for that, could you?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_03I'm just thinking I side side, visit. Uh YouTube, Wikipedia, Google.
SPEAKER_05Merlin Cycles.
SPEAKER_00EB Canyon. Now we're talking.
SPEAKER_03Clark enough to that. Some fucking. Oh, a boy at work, man. He's fucking. He remind me of that Lego. You shouldn't have been building Lego if you're an adult. So he was in the both there speaking about his boy. He's just Lego mad like. He brought in the book a day to me to show me. Look, this is Nage's Lego you build when you're a bear and kid. Look at this. So he's got the manual for all the stages for building this. He's got like a dumper truck he's building with Lego. But it looks like fucking engineering, man. He's large to design a Lego through there. Oh aye. So he might go into Lego site. And he likes tractors and oh, does he? Aye. Shit.
SPEAKER_01My brother does all the Star Wars stuff. Ah, that gets size five for me.
SPEAKER_05He's either Lego.
SPEAKER_03Grown man. Aye. The complex stuff like Aye.
SPEAKER_05Kind of Death Star and I.
SPEAKER_03Aye. Some of that stuff's worth a fuck, but unfortunately. So a lot of bits, eh? To me, you've got too much time in your hands in this architect. I've no time to be dead.
SPEAKER_01Do like a jigsaw.
SPEAKER_03Aye, I like a jigsaw. I do him online.
SPEAKER_05I don't do him online as well, but I like getting an actual jigsaw.
SPEAKER_03Fucking way that many yeah. A lot better than a Lego, eh? Oh like he Legos for children, jigsaw for adults. Adults with proper brain power. If you go into an old folks' home, it's a boxes of jigs. Nay, boxes of judges. Yeah, grandday he was loved that.
SPEAKER_02Pretty difficult. Every time you go in for a cup of tea, they're just a wee bit further along the road.
SPEAKER_03Difficult.
unknownReally?
SPEAKER_03Just go through and all your edges and corners first and getting your frame made up and then just fill that in for you.
SPEAKER_05Fill her in for you. It's difficult. I've been not in for a while. I'm the good. Dear jigs are near Lego. Just basically building a toy for yourselves. I can't think of a site like that.
SPEAKER_02No, nor can I. I'm intrigued to see if it makes answers on that. I can only think of porn sites. No, that's what I'm saying, but you say non-pornographic? The masturbate? Mike will be on my trans sites.
SPEAKER_03Ah, he'll be on. He must have been on a site going, oh I can get a meet off here.
SPEAKER_05There'll be some trans fucking dance place thing we fancy dancers in it.
SPEAKER_03Right, fit with you new. Is it buy my coffee? No, fantasy, isn't it? Is it fancy first?
SPEAKER_05Do we do fancy first?
SPEAKER_02Yep.
SPEAKER_03Okay, let's get a fantasy up.
SPEAKER_02No, it's buys a coffee.
SPEAKER_05Don't buy my coffee first, is it?
SPEAKER_03No, it's I can I can't mind. I think it's fine. Is it buy my coffee first?
SPEAKER_02Aye.
SPEAKER_03Is it?
SPEAKER_02Is it Cola Mindine at six year?
SPEAKER_03I I I think it is buy my coffee first. Aye. Right. Buy me a coffee.
SPEAKER_01Thank you for being a friend.
SPEAKER_03I'm on the buttons so you kind can be the reader.
SPEAKER_01Thank you for being a friend.
SPEAKER_03Open her up in. Open her up.
unknownThank you for being a friend.
SPEAKER_05Going to Moa. There we go.
SPEAKER_02So safety steve. It's our last team, isn't it? Safe or Steve. Oh, went too far.
SPEAKER_05Yep, next team. Kim.
SPEAKER_02Kim. Kim bought three coffees. Mass wouldn't react if his kid was up watching YouTube. This is the same man who cut the plug after electric blanket. Anyway, mug of truth. Is it acceptable to snot rocket into the swimming pool showers? Absolutely knocks me sick.
SPEAKER_05Hundred per cent. Hundred per cent.
SPEAKER_02That's a fucking bell, isn't it?
SPEAKER_05Uh forgot you cut off the blanket. Yeah, the plug.
SPEAKER_03Aye. Well we've got our things, do we? I'm like getting old school dad and wasting electron. Can she slept at night? Well didn't I do that again? And then she did it again. I've put on a union sense to be fair. Have you? Aye.
SPEAKER_02Is it acceptable snort rocket in the swimming pool showers?
SPEAKER_03Ah, of course it's not. Snot rocket, is that just I just like no you had one north on.
SPEAKER_05Absolutely. 100%.
SPEAKER_03It's gonna be so. It's gonna do it. I didn't think I'd accept it.
SPEAKER_02Is it individual cubic or is it swimming pool and turn? I'm just thinking of a communal shower.
SPEAKER_03It's a communal. I'm there's nibby on a go and you've nibbed the air, but then I think you know nah. Nah, not in front of folk. No, not in front of folk.
SPEAKER_02You shouldn't be doing that in a communal area. So I think she's maybe making it sound like somebody's maybe doing it in front of her.
SPEAKER_05Oh, that's not acceptable. No, if you're in a shower yourself, I don't think so, Cam.
SPEAKER_03I think you're right. You think you're right to be pretty many. Aye. Stewie Walker. Three coffees for Cam. Cheers, Cam. Only one for Stewie. Stewie.
SPEAKER_05Last week you was were asking if it's acceptable for a mealy to use the word lol. True story here, I kind of chucked a fake Keith, who thought lol meant lots of love. His text he texted his hex dame after her grunny saying, sorry to hear about your granny, lol.
SPEAKER_01Oh dear.
SPEAKER_05Fistui and Scandy on the Yam Fissi and Tam Cow in it. Superb.
SPEAKER_00Does it it can mean lots of love and had can it then? I'd I can have it.
SPEAKER_02This is far the start of short age, you folks. I've thought a dead means lots of love. I did pray, I mean high fiving. High fiving.
SPEAKER_05Is that what it is? Aye. So then I send high fiving to folks fucking deed either.
SPEAKER_03No, see if you type in emojis prey. Does it come up? It comes up, is it? Aye. So somebody's coming in. I think it can mean lots of love, but in that context, probably looks like had your grunny's deed. Lots of laughter. Because it's his ex. It's his ex, eh?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, grunny's deed.
SPEAKER_03It's quite funny. Yeah, yeah, it's quite funny. Martin Tosh with a dundee.
SPEAKER_02Alright, lads, four coffees for you this week, but Dunk must read it out. Jack Milne is the best defender I've ever seen. Steven Robinson is the next. Alec Ferguson. This ABBA team team team excites me. How you lads make a conversation about salad cream funny? I'll never know. Best pod going. Mugger tooth time. Just home from a race night for the Wii Man's football team. Raised over 2029. Laddies in the team.
SPEAKER_05It's a 2000 quid. 29 laddies in the team.
SPEAKER_0229 laddies in the team. Apart from the six coaches that turned up, only three other parents turned up. Is that acceptable or not to turn up to fundraising for the kids? Race night was organised since March.
SPEAKER_0529 kids, and you only had six coaches and three other parents. That's poor. So you'd another 23 parents to target behaviour.
SPEAKER_03It's unacceptable.
SPEAKER_05Scumbag behaviour for you.
SPEAKER_03From we were kids, that's what would have happened. But nowadays, parents are a hoo or shit like that.
SPEAKER_01If I was only a handful of parents, only nine of them.
SPEAKER_03I would say you'd need mere parents and that like it's fucking typical. So cheers, Martin bought our coffee coffees. Sam and Adam bought four coffees.
SPEAKER_05Alright, lads, two lads from Glasgow here who work as sparks all over the northeast. No doubt being in the one of the relatives who says we were never out of turf. Big fans of the pod, been listening for a while and now catching up in the old ones. Is it acceptable to go long distance drives back to Glasgow with no Rido or no John join in conversation in a three-seat Avan? For context. Us two will be taken a talking away and he'll say no word or even stick on the tunes.
SPEAKER_03Awkward as fuck.
SPEAKER_05Awkward as fuck, yeah. No awkward as that cunt Steve O'Brien around woman though. Shout out to the Mass who er the spark bet Sorrow. Shout out to Mars. The spark bet your works rough as toast. Oh, I bet your spark works rough as toast.
SPEAKER_02Never.
SPEAKER_05Keep up the good work, lads. Clap, clap, clap, clap.
SPEAKER_02You're salmon adam. So it's not acceptable. Abby's experience that never and there's always one cunt.
SPEAKER_05Says nah.
SPEAKER_02Says nah. When I play music.
SPEAKER_03I admire folk like that. Because I've got the opposite. I just can never keep my mouth shut. Sometimes I see that just massive. Just shut the fuck up, Nick.
SPEAKER_02Be like Robbie Allen and just stroll through life being quiet.
SPEAKER_03I was just about to say I was always somebody in your football, but he said nothing. No, nothing. Come on, play this fit by here. He would even heat carefully start spiking.
SPEAKER_02Yes, he'd be a drink. Steaming. And then he'd mind about a conversation with Robbie, we'd come in at quarter to one or forever, say nothing, play well, say nothing after the game, and then say, see our boys, see our boys. And you think, how can you go for one o'clock till six o'clock with na opinion on for on a decent?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you've bounty an opinion in your head, but you've got the discipline, say nothing.
SPEAKER_05I don't want to spec this guns.
SPEAKER_03That's what I always think about folk that are quiet. They always think these guys are idiots. These boys are fucking sh just dickheads. I don't like none of that. I don't even boys the guy that had to think like humans. Three years Navan just sitting looking out the windy. And that do spicing in him in his in here going, get me him. Get me just two fucking dicks. So I've got a lot of admi admiration for a quiet folk. Oh definitely dicks. I mind when I first started for playing for the quietest man ever, that boy was a beattie, his right back kid fune. I never ever heard him spickin' once. Be a kind of our boy, but obviously back then being in his maybe his late twenties. But I mind boys tucking a piss out of my hand for me spicking, you still wouldn't speak. Nothing.
SPEAKER_01Sorry.
SPEAKER_03Sure, it was a boy Beattie, your boy right, but it was a left back or a right back. Davy Beattie. Ah it was Davy Beatty. Oh fuck you'd ken him if I showed you a photo. He was there from we started playing. He's a two boy. Anyway, it doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_05Well, he won a win a phone in on the hang, will he?
SPEAKER_03Doubt it.
SPEAKER_02Sean Grey bought us five coffees. Lads, is it acceptable for a male, late 30s, early 40s, I think, to be going about on roller skates? I think it might be more acceptable if he had his kids with him or he was heading to a skate park to do cool tricks, but he wasn't. He was going ruin and ruined the park. I wanted to stop him and tell him to grow up.
SPEAKER_03That is embarrassing. Is it?
unknownEh?
SPEAKER_03How? Is it blades or actual fuck off? If it's four wheelers like the rubber stop in the front. If it's blades, if it's blades, that's alright, isn't it? No, it's neither.
SPEAKER_05I think it is.
SPEAKER_03I've got a boy at work that does roller derby. I think I've told you a football roller derby. It's pretty physical stuff. Maybe he's training for that. Ken the Ken Dennis you and the the ref, his uh nephew. He's a big gunt like you would.
SPEAKER_05Like a smack film, like I think that's a form of getting fit. That's alright.
SPEAKER_03Big celic man. At work.
SPEAKER_05Is he?
SPEAKER_01Tight yes week. Nah, dunno, I don't know. I just you see nothing. I let his silence do the talking.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, right. Right, last team. Lee T bought us two coffees.
SPEAKER_05Like lads, Lee T back again. Bach again, is he? Has he been a four? Is he? Must have been. Must have been. Lee T back again. Here's two coffees for you. First team, can I get a shout out for the Kabul cowboy Archie Bain? Probably sitting in his new Holland fuck. I like it. But spare a thought for young Arch. He has recently just been let go by Ruby, but he's marking up for it with getting a diamond in his log. In the wise words of Mars, but you try to be a poof or a pipe. So mug of truth for you. Is it ever expect acceptable for a Tuster loon of all things to wear earrings?
SPEAKER_03No. No. I don't think so. No answer.
SPEAKER_05The young skin.
SPEAKER_03Near firmer. Yeah problem. New Holland. New Holland. You should never wear earrings.
SPEAKER_01Especially sending fuck off. I've never I've never kent a gay firmer.
SPEAKER_03No. Did it exist? Only the boy in the the sketches of the firmer boy. I've never I don't think I've ever met a firmer that's gay. No, I don't think so either. Do you can any dunk? Is this uh off air? Right, okay. Duncan's a firmer, it's gay.
SPEAKER_05So the mug of truth is except all of our wearing an earring. The answer, never. But that cunt was sipping the them pints in the Yu-Gi-L like he was fucking Ronald D. Thanks very much for all the laughs every week. Uh, and to Dunk, I'm a collie thistle, uh season ticket holder for the last 14 years. The player you need isn't Bavage, who's alright, it's Alfie Stewart. One of the best talents I've seen at Cali in a long time. I drink in your tears every week when I hear you greet about the boys being shite. Many thanks, Lee.
SPEAKER_03Alfie's stalling the books. Aye, baby. Alfie's alright.
SPEAKER_05Well done, Lee. I like a cabool cowboy. Kabool cowboy.
SPEAKER_01Uh it's funny, like sitting in his new All Indian fuck all.
SPEAKER_03Oh, it's class. Fuck all. Class. Good uh good by MacOffice. Um right fantasy shit, is it?
SPEAKER_05You want a music on, but on the music.
SPEAKER_03So in fifth place with 337 points, MGFC Mighty Gerard. Fourth place FC Mitch. Uh Mitchell Gray, 338 points. Mr. Tina, it's time to call up that name. Uh third place, FC Cakes, Chris Duncan, 341 points. Monty Jogs, Carl Molson, and second place with 345 points, and then first position with 355 points, 10 point lead is uh roll the dash, Ryan Spencer. So well done, Ryan. Right, and again is he the in the manager of the month? Bro, he's he's winning.
SPEAKER_02So yeah, we uh shout out to Rolo, Stanhaven, big one a weekend.
SPEAKER_03Gone after, was it? That's a big sculp. So that's the second round of Scottish Cup, proper proper. Just your OVD Scottish Cup can it's a first property three, two doom, one four, three.
SPEAKER_02Big sculp that like they've got Keith, isn't it? Erm I think Stuff have they've got it?
SPEAKER_05It's the first tour I got a lot of the Island League teams a lot of guys.
SPEAKER_02I think it's like four runes they've gotten through to get to like uh some run on doing well, momentum going.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. I think he was he did our right damage before that he had a good amateur team. I've come MSI did well with them, like so. Okay, well, any uh plans uh rest of the week. I think I've got a quiet weekend, heaps of shit on it weekend. I think I've fallen weekend of what I'll be in for a long weekend. So nothing on this week. I'm uh got to mark up as fucking furniture. No, looking forward to that divorce on a fucking card. I'd be good for a pod with it. If you throw a divorce high, yeah so you get again every week again.
SPEAKER_00Court court in three weeks. Fuzz getting a chance. She wants a fucking she wants a car and she wants a fucking sad dog, Fuzz getting a dog.
SPEAKER_03Oh getting a dog. Maybe Fuzz tucking Ronnie That's gross as fuck. Yeah, I was a little joking. We're not getting a divorce. Well, you never know, do you? Well if there's no end, if they're weekend. If they're weekend, it might be divorce, uh it might be apart from being a good bridge for a pod, it wouldn't be that great with it. Can folks go through divorce, it's just hard going. What the shambles just kids and money and boosts and I just I would just walk away the water.
SPEAKER_02So you on a divorce is the minute by fat by so uh lasting outsiding and we're back inside of the minute.
SPEAKER_05Are you? And then referee again referee and Sunday. I've got a Huntley up to Huntley for a change and I've been up here for ages.
SPEAKER_03So we're reviewing the bike as we can.
SPEAKER_05Under thirteen's game.
SPEAKER_03So that'll be good. Oh well.
SPEAKER_05Stop recording.
SPEAKER_03Uh we'll just stop and I'll be uh dead on silence. Bye bye bye.