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A little warning. This podcast does contain some good language. If you're easily offended, this is maybe not the podcast for you. SBL SDL ISDAL.

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Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? Got an adjoin the same uh same as sort myself out here in the case. Fucking don't dump it in man. I've went the same quiz as Mike, but instead uh he did uh Where did he go? And then Where did he come from? Okay.

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In some music.

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Aye, yeah. So uh do you do that? Right. We're recording. Yeah, we're off.

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No, you didn't need it. But the main thing is we're recording. Are we recording? I need to tuck it. It's a read box. Read. Read. Read. Read or recording.

unknown 1:41

Yes.

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Say we're recording. Yeah. Yeah. We're going. We're going. Right, you ready? Yeah. Go.

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Er fit the fuck. Ah, here we go. 324, we're on, isn't it? 324.

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Why three two four? Why too loud here? It's I knew it's a design.

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Nah, I think that's a music in it, isn't it? I feel half a I'm coming off half a loud in it. I don't care.

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I think.

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George Cadetti. Celtic. Yep.

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With Far Dig. Far Diddy Comfy, Fardi Go, Far Diddy Comfy. George Cadetti.

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In for you, Dawn's boys. Hans Gilhouse. Right. Aberdeen from Witch Club. We know how to do it. Number three. Number four, Michael Crack arrived at Munit from Witch. And last but not least, the earbiter. Louis Suarez arrived at Liverpool from Witch Club. Reasonably easy, I would say.

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Um no. No? Well tell you afterwards.

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You're both right quite quick. Right. George Godetti, I think he played one season for Celtic, scored 30 odd goals.

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I put Sport in Lisbon.

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Sport in Lisbon. Sport in Lisbon. Well done. Good guess. One out of two, innit?

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Good get high for his eye.

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I can you've Benfica, Porto. One or three. One of three, yeah. Hans Gilhaus arrived at Aberdeen from which club? PSV. Fire Nord.

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PSV. I was writing you to you gave me that clue. I never got it.

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I thought that was real.

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Aye. I wish I hadn't given up clue.

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Alan McCoyst arrived at Rangers from Sunderland. Sunderland. Surprise for a four. Sunderland. St. Johnston. Did he? Is that what he started? Michael Carrick arrived at Man Yufe. Spurs. Spurs. See how it was. If now I was typing it in, I thought it was West Ham.

unknown 4:40

No.

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You bethan four? No, you've got one. Number five, Louis Suarez arrived at Liverpool from Ajax. Ajax. Ajax. Ajax. Ajax.

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I was a shipboot of Flash Gordon. Oh well, 5-4. 5-4.

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Could have made that heaps of them there.

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I'm saying I guess I guess Sport in Lisbon and I took around SV PSVFI and order.

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Aye. I put put some of them in my notes and I thought, oh, er, here's just bonus scenes. Ravenelli, Dundee, Faye.

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Uve.

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Er was in the middle. Parma. Derby. Derby County.

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Derby.

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Yeah, mate, nice.

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I thought it was too difficult, that's why I didn't have put it then.

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Play for Derby.

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Er Terry Herlock. Arrived at Rangers Fay. Melwell. Melwell. Well done now. Joey Barton, Rangers Fay.

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Burnley.

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Correct. They went back to Burnley. Andy Robertson. Dundee United Fay.

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Queens Park.

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Queens Park.

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Oh well, the only stumped you on out of that aines ahead was Ravenelli.

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That's a tricky now.

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Derby, are you? I thought it was Middlesbrough, he came for you went to Derby for a season and then. Oh okay. He didn't play many games for Dundee, I think. No.

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There was a crowd in the time mine. Kenija. Kenija.

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Nemzadze and Kenija. Aye. Kenija. Caballero.

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It must have been Dean Good Coke. I looked at Kenija. He came for I think it was a Portuguese team, maybe. Was it?

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Were the Nair on with the Mafia mine at the time?

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I didn't. Big links to the underworld.

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Was that big ugly cunt that played up front for him? He was South American mine. I am big ugly. Caballero. Cabalero. Why?

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He left like a blink cobbler too.

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I was actually looking for aines for Hibs and Hearts. I was getting the R Scottish, but I was struggling with Ains for Ken. Frank Sozie. Aye, Sozie. I thought I had for Hibbs, but it was too difficult. Montpellier. Was it I'd for the Kenfair?

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The faced boy played for Hibbs then went to Selk for Diddy Agat.

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Did he get the boy Dundee United mind Nixon? Gerard Nixon. Gerard Nixon, aye.

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That's right, yeah.

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But I was struggling. But er well done. Dunk five out of five. You'd be happy with fourth or shit.

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Delighted before it's massive upgrades.

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Kenf I was getting you. Kenfett, I thought about but I thought about too late. I was getting you tricky referee questions. Oh. Just to tie in with the podcast.

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I would have failed. I just mark it up as I go along.

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So uh but I thought I'd better put shit in the spot. Maybe maybe when they'd be in the greatest mood tonight as it is. And if I show him up with a referee, he maybe just tuck it out. You've got a bit of credit in the bank with the ref and then you're gonna let him again.

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I'm doing good here, man.

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Aye. So Mike's a one holiday. Hopefully this will arrive at in your ears. If it doesn't have to be a good one.

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Well, you and I can.

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Hopefully you're listening. Nobody hears it a morn at Sna. Name here than Mike's await.

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Aye.

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This is the last chance of the moon.

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This is the last chance of the woman. I think you was really digging your beginning to dig your heels in right. I'm not doing that again. And then I thought, right. There was too much to speak about this week. The day after I happened. I couldn't have got on. That was it, Mike. I was no way I'm doing another pod read, Mike. Never again.

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100%. But here were Don't you John Choddy? Here was John Choddy.

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Here were. Well, here. Yeah. Right. Am I supposed to say any? Oh, if it happened weekend, shed.

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We've only been doing a six year.

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Again. But it's a night you start asking the questions and we start answering them through.

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If it was the new weekend. Poker Friday night. Finished fifth. So improvement for the weekend before.

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So it was fine. At least he made it by a break.

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Got by a break. Aye, it's fine. Soup and sandwiches. Good. You can guess for kind of soup.

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Tomato? Or oxtail? Oxtail sandwich.

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Looked in the bottom pot and I was like, you know.

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I like a little ham sandwich, kind of little triangle ham sandwich. You could eat MRD.

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Oh, ham sandwich, triangle, then you double up with a cheese triangle as well.

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Cheese and ham. I never mix like no, I just keep it simple.

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Okay.

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You can't, I don't think you can dip a cheese triangle in tomato soup.

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I wasn't dipping it in.

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No. You can't dip ham.

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Oh, you can dip ham.

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In their cheese sandwich. Eating your cheese sandwiches and tomato soup on the sides for me. Yeah. Cheese and tomato, I suppose, is a classic combo, but I don't care. I wouldn't have dipped cheese sandwiches on a soup.

SPEAKER_02 9:21

Oh, you're probably right, Mars. Especially if it's cheese mayonnaise. Oh I that's not working. No. So poker. Poker poker fifths better. Regionals in a few weeks' time, I think. Oh I think October sometime. So I'll go into that. Saturday. Saturday. Oh, I was doing it at Mintrose. Oh I think Mintrose hospitality. Oh for COVID. I was alright, eh? Bad was doing it. Got a half. Switched me off. That's it.

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Aye, I just should headphones. I'm trying to I'm trying to put my dune a bit because it seems a little loud.

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Like alright.

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That's better. No.

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Oh, you're a mic seat, of course, right? So your headphone settings different.

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Ah, I think that's better. Mike's must must be defund, isn't it? I must be like Jesus.

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So we left go to train, half half ten train doing Montrose. So it was fine. Go to Montrose, half eleven. So it was to be room for a quarter past. The the vice chair at Montrose, we did a lot of work. I supply some stuff for him at Fotheringham Homes. It's Michael Fotheringham. So where's my chuck is like? Oh, that's getting organized us.

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That's all right. I'm there in it harsh. I just thought that's the first time I've thought about wifey phoned my day.

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She says, I've got a thing. Do you kinda ask the habity need to kins about us? I says, Oh, I can't about.

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Aye.

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Anyway.

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So it's only you at Kenaboot.

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Aye. So I knew the name about it. Michael Fothering, I'm following home, so he's the vice chair chairman. So Dune, come down early, and we'll get your own stadium and uh into boardroom for a beer and nothing. So then I great chart, actually. Stadium. Stand. Good chart. He was speaking about the uh this how to develop Scotch Fitband. He designed ideas and how much it cost to run a club and all that kind of real good insight into stuff. So real interesting. A couple of pints in the boardroom with him and then through the hospitality.

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Vice chairman, you say.

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That's why vice chairman. In the hospitality. First boy bumped out Mike Cormac. And then Cuptown McCoy. They were on the main sponsors table, and I can't remember if Ian McCoy said the link was. I think he was here instead of somebody else. I think it was his loon was supposed to be here, but he couldn't go. So Cuptow ended up here. So getting a good crack with him. Faint to catch up with you boys like that. Roscoe's loon playing for Cove. How did he look enough player? Bit of pace about him.

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I spoke to Roscoe the name. He was standing next to his loon.

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I was like stretching like so erm. I had a good good enough game. Didn't do nothing wrong. I think he did was pretty safe. But kick over.

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Aye. Mintro's one good, but kick Metros are in a good run though.

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No, no, it's three wins in a row. I think it's um they've had a decent couple of seasons. Aye, yeah. Um I I Dylan Dylan played well, they changed up half time. Uh he came off at half time and made three changes at half time. Made no difference because within 30 seconds intros scored their second.

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You hit him in the Akash even better. That's what I was doing.

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I thought I'm putting them in throws again. Oh, did you? And I thought, oh, I'll put them on again this week just to spice things up a bit. So it was good.

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Yeah, but standard effort, but I impressed. Nah. Yeah. Robots. Was it plastic pictures? Aye.

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Lynch Parkinson, isn't it? Yeah. They're just a lot of rip it right up again. Aye. They've got so instead of using us rubber pellets that they had years back because they're cancerous, cancer genic or if ever, they've ripped it up and they use us like shredded up timber. And it's it's weird. No, it's neither it's like little pellets of timber, but uh on dry days they go bone hard and splinter. And then on weak days, once they splinter, they've start clogging up all the like pores and the and the thing and then swell up and then the pitch floods. So they're ripping it up 360,000 pounds.

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Holy fuck.

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But in grass do you no mere ostra Fitback should be in grass shit. 100% omni. Hey, you want to get any arguments for me?

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I can't even.

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None.

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To be first.

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Just wait till I it's premature.

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Oh, it is. And so good few beers, then up a road, watched the Dawn's game in a in a in a boozer, golf, golf, whatever, golf, golf view, boozer. I think I can't remember if it was called. And then caught a train back up the road, watched the extra time on a train. So we got off the train, it was ten minutes for the next train, but straight across the embassy, watched the pen kicks, a few pints in there, then uh the next train marked in Ferrury.

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So we're got the Locos Fitback Club, then the Locos Fitback Club that was that in the open there. Locos? Aye. Embassy, did you say? Aye, the embassy across the road for a locos club, no?

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No, the embassy at Aberdeen. You come to the train station. Ken H H's H is next door there. Because they was fucking rammed with folk. Was it they're a singer on, but the TV's going, so go in there, watch it.

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I must be mall or single lyson for a singer again. She's singing a one, not the not an eye on her.

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Well, she was she was standing front of TV.

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So I'd watch the car in fact looking through her.

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So got a pens in there, a couple pence, then uh next train up, Denver Huri, so it was good. I'm saying back at 10, so it was fine. Sunday up and then refereeing. Referee in uh turr under 15s.

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After a day on a skate.

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It wasn't a too big of a sesh, actually. I was on the votes already. Aye. It definitely helps out. You can drink it, I didn't know. Yeah. Fall flat. Oh aye. I need a try out stuff. No point. So I was alright on uh certainly I was alright when I got him, actually. And then refereed under 15s, Torah, under 15s versus Hermes, your big nephew's team. Um I was expecting a close game, but Tora fucking wiped him, wiped him 7-0. 7-0. Aye. I'd I think Torra's keeper had a save. Just totally dominated the game. Totally dominated the game. Um Torah could have scored more actually there. To be fair, we uh Army's keeper hit a cracking game, a few good saves. So I was fine, it was just straightforward enough. Some of the decisions obviously they've never played for Jeffrey, he's pushing him, he's pushing him. Again, the boy's just waiting, waiting for a contact, and the boy's got his hand up already. So er I was fine. Two boogins for their team. Just for late tackles. Um I'd won one boy out a couple of times about his late tackle, but then he'd just go and whimmed somebody out. It's like, well, any complaints. And then up and road, watch the United game, I'm sure we'll speak about that. Er chipper for supper, scabbers.

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Sunday chipper.

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Aye, scabbers, uh chicken fillets.

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Chicken fillets, fair, fair eat. Fair taco on like fair five. Especially if you've been drinking a night before, can you can get a false sense of hunger?

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Aye, I bet aye. Tandem. Fine. Yeah, but Lisa had a uh smoked sausage. No, she'd a single sausage supper and a smoked sausage juice.

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Oh yeah, whoa.

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Nay and butter.

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So with a single sausage, you get just one sausage or two?

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One sausage. And then a s then a smoked sausage, but nay and bar. I like a smoked sausage and bar, like she's done a lot. Yeah, yeah, but that's fine. And then uh sat doing watch the red zone until the Raiders come on at half nine, then watch the Raiders game.

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You watch it after nine.

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I went to my bed after third quarter.

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Aye. I midnight in it by midnight.

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Midnight, but the game was Dolphins won't never get a win.

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No comfortable.

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Aye. The first time I've been able to see that for a long time.

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Towns the watch here. Dolphins are kind of transition transition, aren't they?

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They'll get a few pumpings.

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Aye.

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I'm fine to start with actually.

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Aye. Trying to think about NFL like No, um, especially after you went too early, did you?

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You went far too early.

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Fair.

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On a Sunday night.

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What did I say? I never I never said we were getting win. Did you know? No. I never ever said it. Did you say you said something though? Er made a good start. Oh no, a perfect weekend or something. It says I need now is a Packers win for a fair time. But they managed to fucking put a damper on it.

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No.

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Comfortable for three quarters, and then we just completely imploded. I was one drive that the ref the umpires or whatever the fuck they want to come in it. Well, come refs were getting third down, sacking him well into the rate behind the line of scrimmage and penalties. Sorry. One of the penalties was ridiculous for like he he went to tackle quarterback and uh his hands went up like that and he fell on top of him roughing the passer. Fucking common.

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Ah man game's gone.

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So that drive, but fit turned it was with a field goal to give ourselves an 11-point lead. Yeah, we converted, but they jumped offside. That's right, and then punished the four and one, and instead of attacking that, we'd tear the points off the board, went for a fourth and one, and didn't again get a touch right because I watched the highlights I was in for love got fucking splatted. Then he lost it. Lost it. That's for my turn but I've just at least I got my bed a decent time. Because they they got it in about an inch for the fucking goal link and then uh you can't we're getting it four downs to there, you're never stopping that hardly ever. And that was fucking a two two-score game, no chance. I was fucking pretty comfortable. I was thinking that this is fine, good watches.

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Well, I couldn't believe it when I got up in the morning and seen you.

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I'd score up.

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They even must have scored a couple of male after I switched off.

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Must have done that.

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Fortnineers beating the Rams. That was a shock. Ah, well, the Rams favourite, but still a good team.

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Still good, can the Rams. Why was it so far?

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It was Australia. Australia. I say it was.

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Oh, they fucked up.

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It was a bit mad. Well, they arrived a day before. Can they've got a pre-season to get here? I was just like, okay. Fortnite Niners were there a week before.

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Yeah, I would say about a week can just acclimatise plus get into it.

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Australia, no chance.

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No way.

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That was a good win for the 49ers. Our division's fucking brutal. Well, uh, every team had a winning record last year in the Urdis. Oh, that's right, that's right. I think it's the toughest team. Like Vikings, Bears, and Lions. Ah, Bears. Used to be the easiest team because the Bears and the Lions used to be Bay for shit, but now they're fucking Bears, they they racked up 50 odd points. I can but it was quite tight. I think Farmer Day played Panthers. It was quite tight for a while and then 5138 or something, I think, finished. Lions was well overtime. They won. The uh Saints went for a two-point conversion in overtime and missed it, and that was game. Ah, fucking. That's brave, is it?

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Well, if you want to win it, I suppose.

unknown 21:02

Yeah.

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NFL's intertaining, is it?

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It's magic, it's like games never finished until it is actually.

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Aye, finished. Aye, yeah.

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It's magic. Yeah. So much mere entertainment.

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And as I always dramas are fucking interceptions or you just think it's like Marshall, Marsh is saying Parker's cruising.

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Then just that one decision that goes wrong.

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Yeah, it was just changed. Momentum's massive, but massive.

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Huge. Ken, just the time and the tempo you're driving, I think it's mental.

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I'm addicted to other training videos. Like, I just can't believe how fit these boys are. Explosive power. Like you've seen them training, it's just like the speed and the power and jumping, and it's just mental.

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Americans athletes are fucking either top athletes are fucking scary.

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Same with athletics, innit?

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Yeah. Yeah. Athletics. All that basketball and all that shit. So glad it's.

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Back. Then back to work.

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It's still a Sunday though, didn't it? Because you get to Sunday night and you're like, oh I fucking work tomorrow and then. I do like a you just turn it on. Sunday night.

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Did you watch a bill? Did you watch only the game or just red zone it?

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I the the six o'clock I watched the Steelers. Oh watching Rogers game. Aye, they got a win. And then uh I watched the Parkers. So I'd never seen on any red zone.

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I was rather than watch a Bills game actually.

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They won eventually.

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I was quite close, but I didn't went what ended up watching a red zone and put on the Raiders.

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I think we're gonna struggle a bit this year. Might they make it playoffs? Jacobs. Miss Hammer. But it depends for he's allowed back. He's in the commissioner's uh band list, that's what they say. The commissioner says he's ne playing. That's it. Of course, master. Because he's he's up in charges for domestic battery. But it's been it's doing a misdemeanor, but as a video seemingly it looks bad, and I think the commissioner wants this video to come out and ham start to be they'd be seen to be banning, and it's an indefinite ban, so you that can it could come back next week, or it could be out for a hell season.

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That's a lot of power.

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That's madness, Dunk Saturday. I was at Mildram House. One of the boys who fit my team's got corporate area. So nice. I've only played it once a four. What a course that is. I see a snap. Overrated, like I've always thought I've played it a few times. See, my mindset is a bit like a few blind holes. I get all these amazing courses, but they're too difficult. Whereas there's neah it's near too difficult. It's near that difficult. And it was in Good Nick. And obviously I couldn't really mind playing it, so and then I played alright, which I always helped in our joy of course. If you're harking it about eating why he bajite, but yeah. So it was during the day Saturday. Saturday afternoon. It was I windy. So we better wheat and out to be honest, the greens were. I think it's like five, five and a half thousand, he said, for a corporator. But he said he split between like three companies, so they've got a you seem to get a fair amount of D times for him to take clients and stuff. So that was good. Chris, that was good. And then we went back and then went to the boozer at West Hill and just uh Brody. Uh Brody and got steaming. Watch the fashion. Basically across the road for the petrol station in Elric.

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Oh yeah, yeah. Say the squasher. I'll squash her.

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No, it's just literally five minutes away back. So hi, in air and just watch the Fitband chat shit. And then you see a hell game. I did see hell game. So we'll speak about that, I'm sure. Uh Sunday was a water bankery for Lenny's Festival. Er do R Day in Bankery, watched all the teams at the Stargard Times and then got home. Watched in Manchester Derby. Went to gym at night. How do festival go? High clinic, really well. Aye. Scored a bigger pitch. Lost one goal game, L team card Golden Glows. Golden Glows.

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They're a new thing in, I think they're so they're like a church team.

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Aye. And they're uh other black lads. Uh-huh. So they only enter a festival once in a blue moon, they can run. Aye. Probably pretty strong in that. Aye, they were excited.

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They've got an 11 assigned team, either under 13. I think it's under 13s they're in.

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But you know goalies in the fours, and they keep playing the goalies. And the boy was literally a size though, me and you. Aye. And obviously the four goals, and he's just like lying in the goals. Yeah. And the boy's like, ah, the coach, we're not even for D now, but it was like, you're not actually because if somebody sinks into the goals, fair enough, but he was literally just standing in the goals. And he was like, You nail out goalies. And the boy's like, what's up? What's up? You nail out goalies. And anyway, they actually beat us 2-1, because like you say, the big pictures they could run. And then then the boy came across and shook his hand. He's like, Aye, every time we play, you've got a goalie. You nail out goalies. He's like, Aye aye aye. It was funny, like some boys.

SPEAKER_05 26:17

So uh so you nail out goalies. So was he was this boy handling the ball, like he was full of hell goals, like and he's just like saving it.

SPEAKER_06 26:27

Because if that happens only, it's just supposed to encourage are the kids getting a goal. Aye. And they do love and they'll love gun. Oh, I got I've got some goals today, but they go and they look especially if they're a big lad, the goals are tiny. Aye. Like three feet, four feet if I probably about the size of that stable width.

SPEAKER_05 26:47

Is it a penalty if he saves it? You've got to say, he's got to stop doing that.

SPEAKER_06 26:54

And then you kind of look like it kind of looks like Stuart Grape. Aye, I you've had 95 shots and he's blocked every one.

SPEAKER_02 27:00

It's different if he's changed back and slid on the line and stopped it gunning.

SPEAKER_05 27:03

So if he had not gone nine goals, would you have won? I went a heap of shots, probably I, but it's neither about winning and losing, Ken.

SPEAKER_06 27:11

It is. I don't think I've ever heard you say it. So I it was good. It was actually bigger picture, so when he got a shotgun. Golden glow. Golden glow is a I think it's actually a church in uh Western.

SPEAKER_05 27:25

I might play Grumpy Select fucking uh playing Dune in Wales, and we've played Warwickshire. And uh that was an eye-opener. Boys were strong, like running into brick was like playing against grown men. But it's I was quite big and tall for my age at time under 13 and knocking boys off a bar and their butt ne do yeah, nay nay against us boys.

SPEAKER_06 27:48

Like the same when we went to Ireland with Stephen Garrett, we got up mean select, and then you played Ireland team for like fucking giants, and and then you found out like like 70% of them were Gandhi Man United can built like tanks, yeah. Yeah, and then we're looking at our slot and we had like Kevin Bizzett was the only boy that was like built like a tank and uh was dying.

SPEAKER_05 28:05

Was big thing you was a juvenile and there was a massive boy in the other day, but he's like he's massive massive in bankry, so it was roasting, so I the perks just still far as uh games played in bankry, like just as you come into bankry, the grass doing it you see, play parkers and doing it.

SPEAKER_06 28:24

So I was Sunday. Um just in time for a man united game, watched that, and then I dragged myself to Jimmy after that because I'm on a wagon. But Sunday night, Jim. I give fucking. I'm trying to get shit. I've set myself to lose 10 kilos like that's a fair time. It's a felt out on, but it's stone's a target, and then 10 kilos is long term.

SPEAKER_05 28:45

Yeah, fuck Sunday nights. Sunday nights.

SPEAKER_06 28:49

Because I've obviously got my routine for a week and I'd missed stuff, and you've got to you've got to commit to it, haven't you?

SPEAKER_02 28:53

Yeah, well, that's true.

SPEAKER_05 28:55

But it was a fucking kind of knock out.

SPEAKER_06 28:57

I was like, fucking hell.

SPEAKER_02 28:59

Sweating like fuck.

SPEAKER_05 29:00

I was I I was on the bike for the first time 12 weeks last night, and that was a big enough thought. That's a Monday. Yeah, Sunday night. I just couldn't eat. Nah, Sunday night for me is lying on the sofa.

SPEAKER_02 29:10

Oh ne moving. I moved to Makakapati.

SPEAKER_05 29:13

Yeah. That's right. Especially if we night at four.

SPEAKER_06 29:19

That was my weekend. All right.

SPEAKER_05 29:21

Saturday golf. If it was a tournament to play Mike and Chunks and Garis tournament, I kind of like K something. Trophy. So I had a straffling. It's just like a group of group of boys. You split into teams, it's rest of the world, America, and uh Europe, and every team's got a captain. Oh and he buys how the shit so t-shirts and and uh hats and shit. And ask for a large and s large, this was Asian sizes. Like I'm talking name big captain was Nick Allen. He bought uh he bought his t-shirts. Uh it looked like it was a darts team. But fair enough, he can used to buy a handkin. You've got uh like a little Jaeger bomb each shit like that, tees, couple of bars, a cap, and a t-shirt. So Straffling and Buckey. Oh my god. Windy, you could hardly stun up. Oh, so what? Is that right? Oh my god. There's no shelter there at all. I absolutely, when I was playing golf, hate playing in the wind. I hated playing the wind because I had a high bar and it's just a fucking waste of time. And I don't care how a little more. And even if I try to do that, it's even worse. Because then I really came from Dunning the back foot and trying to keep it low. You start duffing and stuff. So I'd rather just hit a tie and take my chances, Ken. So uh I was fucking mental and like over that the NPH was but it was high. Can you put I had a standby? And it's a meaningful fit. I butt it up, it fell down. It went blew it down, and then you're putting and the bars moving. I was wobbling about the tea, you know. Fuck sakes. So I got to be a third one. I'm the enjoying that something. I'm walking on Chugs I had a team. If I was in my team, Chugs and uh else was in my team, chugs and er. Oh my god. I am gonna clean some now. I am it's mad for you go 20 years ago, you get mine out in. There's only two boys in your team. There's only two boys in your team. As a player for each, you're just playing a stable fart and then they count them up.

SPEAKER_04 31:43

Fuck me.

SPEAKER_05 31:48

Chugs in there. Fucking hell. I can't mind. That's annoying. I didn't like that dude because you thought he'd mind getting chugs and fuck. Somebody else. It'll come to you. Yeah, it'll come to me. Er, so I didn't. They talked me. He says, You can't adds fucking I never heard M do it again. So er I carried on. I did I did get a wee bit better. I started drinking, I didn't never drink for them for me. But it was so absolutely loosened up. I did loosen up a bit here. Started hitting a bar cleaner and can just a bit of warming up. Did he? That's fucking annoying, folks. Boys listening, guys. Fucking absolute fucking believers. Oh, what a balloon. On a white. So uh got uh the 13th like up a howl power three, and the wind was again never really relaxed, and then the rain came on. I says that's it. That's it. I'm going out. And so the two boys I was we chugs and mysterious person. We are just bombed it in. Oh, three. Then the team in front of us they bombed it in and out. So Abdi walked in. So Abdi walked. Well no, it was just the us. We was right up in the heat of the hell and you looked out onto the sea and it just looked pure black. And I'm like, that's his name, that's his new getting stopped. That's his name for me. So uh we uh we are chucked it. Team in front of us chucked it, but Abdi else bid out, of course, and it went out went off within five minutes. So then I felt a bit issue and probably shouldn't have come in. I just got stuck into beers. So er it's got enough days, just wither. Wither marks. It's alright if you're golfing, I think. Can if you're but when you play in our conditions and you're nay golfing there's nay for me, there's zero fun in that. I can totally agree. But uh but it's a good day though, it's uh steamboats. So I've got hands drinking then the tennis thing and the the hand with the hands. Oh you've ever played that so I'll be sits around each other and you either you go like that, so it should go to the next person on your right, or you go like that, goes to the left, or you go like that, so it jumps forever it came for to the next person. If you it's so basic you if you watched it, but it's quite it's quite funny, like it's quite addictive. And if you fuck up, you have to drink a shot again. So uh play that, and then we got picked up by the taxis back to back to club, fitback club. So it was in there like Goodwilly. I was just on the vote's I had two beers, hot out of the vote's and then Mike did a wee uh ghost there, disappeared. So I thought fuck I'm needing something to eat Milanos. That was you so and the white and Milano, so I thought fuck I'll go in the Legion. So I'd uh I was only getting here one, but I got yapping with diesel dot. Ended up playing four or five maps with him, just yapping shite, give it like and then uh went and on my white and milanos, I go, fuck, we'll go in a TSB again. So I ended up in the TSB, hit a few more vodka. I can't mind if I was in there. I was spiking someday. I was spigging it someday, and then I went to Milano's after that. Got uh burger and chips, and the wife came and picked them up. I was like drunk enough for the burger, I was like the most amazing burger in my life. You're not you know you're hungry and you're drunk. Food can just be on a hang just on the thing. So uh I can't stop thinking about so it's you can tell. I've got to find out go and just mark out. I've got to go and find and even the name of the fucking competitions are not like you there, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:52

Was you there?

SPEAKER_05 35:53

I was definitely there, right? And uh Mike put Anna's massive spiel on the text. Did he? Humongous spiel. Not even far too serious, chat GPT, is it? So I said um Ken, it was just about Fit Timer was leaving and taxi and uh but it was a massive spiel. So I said, Dan need a massive spiel, Mike. Just put on Fit Timer Leaving and other essential points. Live six pollution. And he denied it was chat chat GPT. So you had to dig him out for it, find out. So uh but if I read it with you, you'd say I a hundred percent. He was lying. So uh need to find it for the. Chugs. Uh Mark Jimmy Clark. Oh, Andy Sappelle! Oh, Andy Sapel. That was Andy Sappell. Hendo's sisters man, can you line Andy? Uh yes, that's exactly what it was. Fuck's sake. Right. Enjoyable day, must be made you.

SPEAKER_02 37:06

Still listening, Andy.

SPEAKER_05 37:08

He he he was playing the the card again. Tennis. Tennis! I think I cut it golf, didn't I? Tennis. And uh he kept on fucking it up. So it's just steaming shot after shot, and he hit the heat to come out. I've got to stop playing, kid. Uh Sunday, just usual routine, teen Ron swimming. I wasn't that too bad, you can. I wasn't that tired. I kind of did a drink like that. I wasn't too bad, can I felt alright? I'd I'd team my van up to the up to the car park so I could put my clubs and the van. Oh, I think you got to do it. Just left it in the car park. So I was up half past seven, so I just did a walkie up from my van.

SPEAKER_02 37:51

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 37:52

Got a course of golf with you. And then uh I didn't know what marking him for a wife this weekend. Too LA getting a while for a golf and then Sunday.

SPEAKER_02 38:04

Sunday.

SPEAKER_05 38:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 38:05

She should have been mocking something for you.

SPEAKER_05 38:07

Hi, hi. Right enough. I hope you're lost, Nicky. Er so swimming, teen him at the park, did some shopping. Believe it or no, you nigga believe it. I says, fuck it, I'm gonna watch you sell like Rangers game. I'm just gonna sit down and watch it. So I'll hate to do that for now often. Hate to sit and watch him for now. Er bring your luck to nip up the garden center for compost. So I did that. And uh my garden furniture I can we've got cushions and shit. So Tina that and washed all that shit, put it up in my laughed. Interesting Sunday I had after that. Uh Demi's room, so we've emptied Demi's room. She sleep in the living room anyway. And uh, so didn't shit down here, just painting was, but a flat pack shit. You should see the see the boxes, the amount of stuff I've got a mark on brand new easy furniture, easy difficulty. Ah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 39:14

I love doing flat pack.

SPEAKER_05 39:14

Well, don't fit you. You can come doing it. So me and the wife have said we'll date together out of the game. Oh no, no matter we've been here before, but it's gonna be garniture.

SPEAKER_02 39:27

It's gonna be fights.

SPEAKER_05 39:28

Because Kate will be right in the books I was running because we didn't read instructions.

SPEAKER_02 39:32

I do. I lay hang out before I start.

SPEAKER_05 39:35

So I've got off. I've got I hadn't got much in the bank, but I'm gonna lose halfway after selling. At least you can Katie. I'm just wondering you knew where they found. Debbie's room, uh did uh that watch United V City sat down, watched the after that, just basically straight on to watch the Steelers and then Parker's and then bed. That was my weekend. Good, simple as that. Easy, easy weekend, pretty uneventful. Highland League this week. Obviously, uh must have it. Was that Cup games of Master? Was it just league games? Because half of the week was not playing. Torah were not playing.

SPEAKER_02 40:22

Loki's played Strathspay, through one one.

SPEAKER_05 40:25

One Strathspace fucking fairly they're not boys anyway. They're probably a top half team.

SPEAKER_02 40:30

Huntley beat Bucky.

SPEAKER_05 40:32

Uh three now at Bucky. Bucky seems to have we've lost our last couple of games. A couple of games. Since our boy left, I was a boy left, wasn't it? I was a German Lud. He's left. So I just wonder if something's gone on. So that's Keith and Huntley, and they were flying, can't you? Oh yeah. But it seems to be a fucking tough sort of league. If I fucked up with camera. Nah, I'll be awesome. It seems to be a tough sort. Nibdi's really putting on much consistency in it.

SPEAKER_02 40:59

No.

SPEAKER_05 41:01

Sorry, sorry, sorry. And uh Keith and other winning. A lot of drawing other winner. Yeah. Clark drew with Martin. Wilkis drew Keith beat Vale.

SPEAKER_06 41:12

For Martin have dropped half hours, or in the you though year up at the top. Niby Nibdi's.

SPEAKER_02 41:16

But fourth, I think. Fourth. Burra's only team is a big thing. Bora's the only team.

SPEAKER_05 41:20

It's they've had a few stars and I like Banks of Digiston. I got a season going. But again, they're quite high up. They've got a got some points, but then I really put a run of winds again. So it's unpredictable. It's good, it's good like it's good, like. But I think Burra might just run away.

SPEAKER_02 41:40

Maybe so far anyway.

SPEAKER_06 41:42

So it's when it gets to winter, innit?

SPEAKER_05 41:44

Father has a mess game called midweek or start, and Ken, you've got you could be doing a fair jount and boys finishing work.

SPEAKER_02 41:52

Well, like a like a morning's night, I think Lokes have got Clark doing it Loki's can. So boys have to come doing Fever Ness and a fucking Wednesday night.

SPEAKER_05 42:01

Doing hardly. They need to get a fucking somebody board, like a night. They need to stop a rip.

SPEAKER_02 42:05

So they signed a boy for your Loki's a day.

SPEAKER_05 42:07

Yeah, center half is it Loki's are well up the league though, eh? Third? Third time.

SPEAKER_02 42:13

Just shows you get ironic, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 42:15

But uh obviously they are quite a young up and coming team.

SPEAKER_02 42:19

So they had a bunch of additions for last season to be.

SPEAKER_05 42:21

They're maybe ahead of her, they maybe thought they would be after a couple of yeah, a couple of years or that's new strategy with the young stars, just shows you. Er well it wasn't SBL, it was League Cup as we first game was in Friday night, no, it was so Hebs had er Ross County. That's fair to his eye, and they were three-off at halftime. Stenhouse Muir Hearts. Stenhouse Muir was being we won the championship. Then they topped the championship.

SPEAKER_02 42:56

Part time team undefeated. Obviously, game on Friday night. Aye. Aye. Hearts beat him for 3-0, I think. Was it?

SPEAKER_05 43:02

Yeah, two comfortable wins, really. And then it'd expect hearts to be a part-time team.

unknown 43:07

Aye.

SPEAKER_02 43:07

Was it off a hate, man?

SPEAKER_06 43:09

Hearts are up and trucking now, like they're going well.

SPEAKER_05 43:13

Yeah. That's good for a league if you got another couple of couple of teams fucking deem well. Like hearts can kick on again. Hearts look like they're maybe here or style, I think.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

Maybe, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:27

Well, like you see, that's what's annoying about Iberdeen, and it you think they should be in that position. They should be. They're nowhere near it really.

SPEAKER_02 43:33

Well, here's here's Burroughs away a day.

SPEAKER_05 43:35

I didn't know uh again for any rumours. Well, the rumours are it's just family reasons, didn't it? But give him for like. I read a statement Cormac gave you. Yeah, the statement Cormac gave you was pretty glowing about him, like so didn't I sound like that?

SPEAKER_02 43:50

Well, commercial commercially they've done really well.

SPEAKER_05 43:53

So is that Burroughs side was mere commercial than the playing side?

SPEAKER_02 43:57

I think so. So ultimately he's in charge of Ahang.

SPEAKER_05 44:04

Ah hang, aye.

SPEAKER_02 44:05

Getting in reports to Dave. So would he be second? Would he be second to the state?

SPEAKER_06 44:14

So is that Abdi Ruove for the board or Dave and the last you've met you boys met well, you've met Burroughs, haven't you?

SPEAKER_05 44:20

Yeah. Sandy. Sungay, aye. If any was getting that talk about like the business side of things.

SPEAKER_02 44:26

Really good, really impressive.

SPEAKER_03 44:27

Good, good talk. Yep. Good talker.

SPEAKER_05 44:30

Whether he whether he Maybe he is. Yeah. Don't suggest not though, is it?