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#320 - Hunters
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🎙️ EPISODE #320 - Hunters
Mass, Mike, Shed & Dunk are back with another week of chaos, carnage, and questionable chat — classic 2BAMPOD! 😂
- ❓Mikes Quiz
- 💬 Sma Chat - Stoke, Mert & Kids Fitba
- ⚽ Highland League
- ⚽ SPL
- 😬 WOW
- ☕ Mug of Truth
- 🙌 Buy Me a Coffee Legends
Huge thanks to the caffeine crew keeping the pod running and the boys awake! ☕❤️
🎧 Unfiltered. Unpredictable. Unmissable.
Another belter from 2BAMPOD.
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SPEAKER_10Elliot AL. Shortly SPL EPL. I like the control. Who are you?
SPEAKER_09Who the fuck are you? Episode 320. Evening, gentlemen.
SPEAKER_07What did you need to just press a button? Just need to go down.
SPEAKER_09Listen till four honour. No, it's near. No, I was listening to one six one sixty. First thing after you know after I came back from my heart attack.
SPEAKER_07Was it as long ago as up? Was it?
SPEAKER_09Because uh into laugh 'cause you massive Dina Dead or Ali game. Tribute. Tribute. So I've got a quiz. Five questions. Alright. Pens and papers. Alright, they're ready. Question number one. Arsenal won a charity shield 3-0 weekend against Manchester City. Name me the Arsenal goal scorers.
SPEAKER_07Didn't even care it was on.
SPEAKER_09Do you know? The channel was on. Must have been on like a premiere. Was it TNT? Was it? So that's question number one. Who scored Arsenal three goals as they beat Man City and uh Charlie Shield? Question number two maybe any information, but um there's four sponsors on the Aberdeen home strip. Name the four sponsors. Yeah, I'll notice. One in the front, two in the back, and one in the shorts. That's question number two. Question number three. English Premier League returns this Friday. Friday evening. Who's playing? Who's playing Friday night? Opening game in the Premier League.
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_09So that's question number three. Question number four. Wildstab. Point for each. Point for each. Uh Chelsea face Lask in the Champions League this week qualifier? Is it this week or next week? Celtic. Selic. Celtic, where does it? Chelsea. Chelsea. Oh sorry. Just testing us. Celtic face Lask in the Champions League. Which country do Lask come from? Question number five. Due to European action this week, there's only one SBL game in Sara Day. Who's playing? There's only one game in SPL in Sarah.
SPEAKER_07What do you mean?
SPEAKER_09Point for each other. I'll do that game for it. So uh question number one. Arsenal won the charity shield 3-0 at the weekend. Who were the scorers for Arsenal?
SPEAKER_12I've got Martinelli, Saka, and Goikeress. Calvoy, Odegaard, Hovertz. Dunk's got three.
SPEAKER_09Four sponsors, question number two, four sponsors on Aberdeen shirts?
SPEAKER_14Yeah. Hi.
SPEAKER_04It's unacceptable.
SPEAKER_09Would you walk in Manham and his wife going out? Okay. So sp four sponsors, anybody in shirt?
SPEAKER_07Frisors.
SPEAKER_09Yes.
SPEAKER_07ELES.
SPEAKER_09Yes.
SPEAKER_07ESWL.
SPEAKER_09Texo. Texo.
SPEAKER_07Texo.
SPEAKER_12Muggsamaze. Nope. No, that was last season.
SPEAKER_07That's it.
SPEAKER_09You got any master? Ram tubulars. Ram tubulars.
SPEAKER_07They just aye.
SPEAKER_09Close.
SPEAKER_06Ram and tubular.
SPEAKER_09I get half a point. Premier League starts on Friday evening. Who's playing? Dinakare. Ballas, Newcastle. Newcastle Leeds.
SPEAKER_07Dinker.
SPEAKER_09Champions, obviously. It's Arsenal versus Coventry. Is it Champions I used to play first, do they? Well English Premier League. Proper League probably would. Celtic face Lask, fit company's Lask Face? Austria. Dinaker. Austria. Austria. Due to the European action, there's only one SPL game this weekend. Who's playing? Johnston Dundee. Yeah, yeah. G one point. Oh. Dundee, Dundee United. Oh. Dundee Derby. Dundee Derby. So it's a good watch. Point shed, zero. Three. Three?
SPEAKER_07Your sponsors for him.
SPEAKER_14Oh, I've not done. Two. Two. Six. Six. Eh, Must I didn't answer four questions. Shit quiz.
SPEAKER_04I'll do Dennis live next week. And I can ask I would have got a few of them if I'd looked at the Aka. Because I'd look for games and I would have seen that. But Hannah, did my team yet? I was waiting until Thursday. So I wish I'd fucking did it earlier.
SPEAKER_09Lost my standing. No, no.
SPEAKER_04No, no, it came for Araka. Oh, the Aka didn't I either know? Okay, games. I would have got SP because I'd have looked at that. Maybe near the Friday game.
SPEAKER_09Did we all win weekend? No rakas. No.
SPEAKER_07Chesterfield. Could be one-nil.
SPEAKER_09What did they?
SPEAKER_07They were four seven-on as well.
SPEAKER_04I did ones. I thought it was a fake in. No, it was comfortable. Easy, easy street, was it? So I was for chuffed.
SPEAKER_12He was uh county.
SPEAKER_04I was I wild picking up.
SPEAKER_12I've been studying him because there's a lot of X every players, and the pair of them have Carlyon County. So Carly and County have been doing well pre-season.
SPEAKER_04Kettle well still in charge, yeah.
SPEAKER_12No.
SPEAKER_04Division doing it against Dunfermline. I thought it was fucking I'd Wednesday.
SPEAKER_09Chef of Wednesday away it.
SPEAKER_07Me, me, Tom's commending it. Me, Tom Sandog never got a point this week. Top three for last year. Aye. Zero. No wins next score.
SPEAKER_04So far's got a drive four rand, wasn't it?
SPEAKER_07Was that Parker? Parker.
SPEAKER_09Norwich.
SPEAKER_07Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog.
SPEAKER_09Let's do for a thousand pounds. Let's do for a thousand pounds. Oh boy, yeah. That was mental. Far and far championships. Quite right.
SPEAKER_04Now they're now they're fucking greeting that there should be, but it's one decision. Ken, one one.
SPEAKER_07Just because it didn't they didn't score either. Ken it wouldn't even have been a fuck 'em.
SPEAKER_09Would have been a draw. Two one. Subday didn't find full hoose tonight.
SPEAKER_04First fall hoose in a month or so.
SPEAKER_09So Sabd have been up to? Dunk, what you been up to?
SPEAKER_12Up to pretty much usual stuff. Lenny's fit bar at the weekend. I've actually got Lenny Gunther athletics thing, sprinting thing. There's a mum in the team who's an ex-athlete. So she's starting a wee side hustle doing that, and he's like, he seems to be loving the running mic. So you watch the European Championships here. Brilliant. Love it, absolutely brilliant. Is he quick? He's quick eye. Is he? And like the time I'm just over 30 metres, and he knocked half a second, half his uh did like three wicks of four. So like he just obsessed with getting fast. Like he just It's good. Yeah, but we had like a festival at weekend, which was you've seen a picture maybe 3v3W inflatables. So the bar was never out again. And he started off just gone hell for leather again, but the bar never being out, didn't he get a break? And then he he was literally in a heart attack because I put my hand in his chest and it was like bursting out his chest. But it was like suited to like uh physical boys because they were just like but you see something in the hands, I didn't think Lenny anyway. They were supposed to hear a sob and we couldn't get a sob, and then he just kept like grafting away because he was absolutely burst. I was like, he's gonna hate to come off here, but he just kept on going, eh? So like went to the well a few times, I didn't think it he had it in him, but that's what I'm saying. Because like he's pretty much the same as me, he's a player, he's a Disney put his fit in, he's quick, skillful, but I he's not got that much grip, but he was fucking he penny just seems to adapt a wee bit. I think he's just maybe fed up by Abddy pushing him about to eventually just but uh it was Sunday, Saturday at his usual fit of thing in the morning and I took him with the Pedodre, starting to enjoy Pedodri, like he's starting to ask about the game and all that, and like was touching everybody, but asking about positions and informations and that. So I took him in the dick this time so he had a better view of the game because we were in the he likes being next to the pitch, seeing the players, but he asked to go further up so he could see the game.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. So I was you can I was gonna say you make a season to get Cup Games your game.
SPEAKER_12I think I think I took him with the Cup Games at the time, and then if he wants to go like at the time, then I'll I'll I'll get I mean but 'cause his Fitpa's eye on a Sunday the news so Sunday at Fitpa festival and then So I've sitting next to Thomas Cherney at Fitber. Yeah, keeper in the subkeeper, right? So he was actually a fine boy, he used to sharpen a wabit at Fitpa dislike, so it's quite interesting to hear his take on goalies. So I was asking him about the new the new goalies a bit of a character, like a CMD a week in a Rabona 40 yards at a bitch try the Rabona. You nearly like dislocate your knee, try the Rabona. I think he'll be doing it again with the Robertson's interview.
SPEAKER_07No, no.
SPEAKER_12Then Sunday after that first time my mother came around. I was watching a Fit by Like bit. I was stewing a bit for the Fit My Like, be honest. Just yeah.
SPEAKER_07Stewing for the Fit Fitpa.
SPEAKER_01Just a festival during the day.
SPEAKER_12A lot goes on like it's that's my wanker of the week, youth fitba.
SPEAKER_11I need to tell me everybody. Honestly, just we'll get into that later a bit.
SPEAKER_12Uh and then one day it's training, like so. Back into routine for us now, like so. Okay, but my parents were a good holiday, kind of like my daughters had loads of sleepovers and but fucking needing some structure back in their life.
SPEAKER_09Like aye, it's close to help for leather. Too long, is it? Aye. A month's enough.
SPEAKER_04Too long for Abby, for parents, for kids. It's far too long.
SPEAKER_09It's a week longer next year, is it? Seven weeks, seven weeks next year. Sit joking. Must be shortening their in-service days, are they? Oh that can probably doubt it. So I find we get in. What about yourself, Shed?
SPEAKER_07Harshed game. Aye. Any Sunday. Friday. Got a last minute shout to go Mitch Megison's testimonial lunch, Markov. My boss was supposed to be gone, but he he uh was sick in the morning, so he was like, You took my place.
SPEAKER_11I was like And again, go again.
SPEAKER_07I'm busy, I'm half a busy if I I'll rearrange my diary, can I wouldn't have let a boy down? Fuck, I was in the dude now anyway. So I went in. It was good. Um Gordon Strachan, QA we Gordon Strachan.
SPEAKER_11QA's are better, eh?
SPEAKER_07It was good, I was Gordon's pretty good.
SPEAKER_09I think he first name terms.
SPEAKER_07Aye, I come across like Kenny says, You are ya Connor. We folk here, Ken. So I I think judging by Fett how he spoke and I hang about he pretty took his fat back career very seriously. Aye, pretty aggressive player, pretty aggressive with his managers and I didn't speak to Fergie for years. Um best time in his career was at Leeds from the won the championship. He says a phenomenal team, phenomenal time. He says that's the best, it's better than Cup and Ur'Cup.
SPEAKER_11Aye, aye, yeah. It's a hell of a statement, it is aye, yeah.
SPEAKER_07And then um, but when he started speaking about his man jury career, I don't think he takes management too seriously. I think it was just a bit of a caper for him, I think. Just why why told these stories it was different why he told his stories about his fitback? I think he was right into the fit, right into his father and playing and I think his man jury was just a bit of a fuck about, I think, especially at Celic.
SPEAKER_12Ah, the nonsense starts.
SPEAKER_07Ah, the nonsense stance. You can go in and win it. Basically, aye. Just a caper and a boot. That's the impression you go with.
SPEAKER_09So he was good. You're going to strong views on uh you fit man.
SPEAKER_07He didn't really speak about he didn't speak about um his his grandson plays in Highland League. Oh, does he plays for Fort Martin? I think if I can't right um he's on a board of directors at Dundee. Aye and you can out. So it was quite interesting. Good dinner as well. It's fine. What do you get? Errush uh Brusquetta and uh Mozzarella. Oh aye. Followed by the usual chicken, roast chicken out of the gubbings, and then a sticky toffee. Oh fine. I wasn't drinking, I was driving because I got last minute show. Alright. It was fine. She came about seven-ish, so that was good. Then poker at night, finished fifth. Again? Fucking didn't play off a week. But it was steady, steady as she goes. Saturday morning out for a cycle. Uh just me and Davy on Saturday. Aye. So it was fine. That was good. The Fogey, Portsoy, what to Portsoy Road, across the Colvey, Dutton Glen Barre, Huntley. I stopped at Mart. Met a couple folk in the Mart. As usual. And then out we goes. Came by went up a Huntley Road, but took a road orbit drum blade. Up at next thing you can do the hell. And then the back road across to Head's Alarm Heat Alarms Hell. Dun air came by Glendorich, which was fine. And the door, quick change, dune referee. I gave him a fit bar. Under 16, turra under 16s versus Colney under 16s. Colney just coming up in League today, league. Got a friendly. Got a bit of torra gave him a bit of a doing to be fair. And I think a turra keeper had a save. I didn't, I think. So it was about six or seven now. Six. Was it six? Was it?
SPEAKER_09What did you do? No, I was thinking to uh Jamie.
SPEAKER_07Oh Jamie, I of course Ryan was playing I so no no straightforward enough game. Um played some good stuff, but they weren't under Ronnie P to be honest with you. So being sincere to get on S weekend. After all, straight straight out of the car up to five eight to watch uh Leo. So they got beat. I come in about just as 15 minutes played 3-1 dune. Alright. Four goals in the first quarter. Four goals in the first quarter. Fucking got on. Honestly. Postal. Postal. Poor. Five we were five. No. Which was a bit a bit disappointed, actually. Started the thing of the season. Because they had a good pre-season. Poor start. Four games, four points. So a bit disappointed with that, I would say. Good night, athletics. Like really good. I love it. Really long jumping hard and four by four hundred relays. It was really, really good. Really good night.
SPEAKER_09Could you see BBC covered up any of the Commonwealth games?
SPEAKER_07Aye. Europeans are bigger, though. Definitely.
unknownAye.
SPEAKER_12Aye.
SPEAKER_07I would say Europeans are good, like some some good events in this.
SPEAKER_04Commonwealth's just Australia, basically, isn't it? Australia and Britain.
SPEAKER_07Britain.
SPEAKER_04That's a bit.
SPEAKER_07Basically. Jamaica. Sunday, quiet day, Sunday, got up, lazy morning. Shopping in Veruri, dinner time, come back, did fuck all.
SPEAKER_04Commonwealth games. Like Scotland got the game because the other country couldn't have been asked. Fuck it. Fuck it. Didn't know what to do.
SPEAKER_12Glasgow UDI.
SPEAKER_09It's Brisbane, was that?
SPEAKER_04Athletics is there. It's tough. Very tough.
SPEAKER_12You've got to become big and then get the sponsorships, don't you? Yeah, you need to be like.
SPEAKER_07Well, boy, fucking to boy sunk all that money out and let's fuck now.
SPEAKER_13I might watch this video on Telegraph. Yeah, because he's not on the TV now. Okay, and he's a good boy on the TV. He's good.
SPEAKER_03He's been in the wheel and backwit, I know.
SPEAKER_14Boris Becker.
SPEAKER_09Transparent wages. I was reading a article last week and it's about you know England's rising uh rugby league starter rugby union stars, he's on a hundred times less salary area than Harry Kane. Henry Pollack, is it? I think it is a young lad.
SPEAKER_07Should have been better at Fitband, shouldn't he? Doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_04I can use my like sports uh again, free marketing, go into business, it's exactly the same. Nobody needs maths to score goals.
SPEAKER_07Harry Kane doesn't need to do own a hang apart for school, doesn't even need to be able to read a book. No, just need to score goals.
SPEAKER_04I think Kaluco proved that, didn't she? It's uh he scored 20 goals in 40 games. That's uh by my math a goal again.
SPEAKER_07So it was Sunday, didn't need a hang actually. Uh made supper, made a red tie chili curry. Red tie red tie curry aye, chicken, aye, chicken eye.
SPEAKER_09Hot no no you use a paste for that or you paste no made myself Coconut milk.
SPEAKER_07Coconut milk, aye.
SPEAKER_04You knew what it'd hate like now a bit of heat, didn't you? Yeah, curry. No.
SPEAKER_07Aye, I was heat, but it wasn't a roasted.
SPEAKER_04No, no, I was not.
SPEAKER_07Chili's in it. Chilies, Cuban, coriander, lemongrass. Yeah. Master chef, are you? Lemongrass, garlic, shallots, lime zest. You go and buy a recipe, like I seem worse because I hadn't made it before. I've only made it once a four, so I didn't get half by the way.
SPEAKER_14First recipe was it? I'm just half in on it. Just a random.
SPEAKER_07Aye. Some chili water and then uh chili water? Well just called water. Cold water with your chilies and sat in.
SPEAKER_12Oh.
SPEAKER_07And like I can't pronounce out paste, but I've got a jar of it.
SPEAKER_12You need to get some music every week for life when it comes to fish.
SPEAKER_07Oh, we can do a food secret.
SPEAKER_04It's good, it's lovely. I was satire just the rice. Garlic bread.
SPEAKER_07Garlic bread with curry.
SPEAKER_04Can't I eat garlic bread with curry? Oh no. No.
SPEAKER_14You can't I? Oh no.
SPEAKER_04We do have a time. Well, I don't hate garlic, but I used to. Have you stopped the garlic bread?
SPEAKER_09Did you have nan with a pizza? Would you have nan bread with a pizza? That's completely different. It's exactly the same.
SPEAKER_07A gum like bread pizza. Of course it does.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_07It's a gum like bread before.
SPEAKER_04So you can have Indian with a gum like number. A gum like number. I think that's a bit crazy. Like I said, I've stopped the engine, but if I I used to eat agarlic, I used to be agonic, but maybe I've got it, sir.
SPEAKER_07No, I never have enough.
SPEAKER_04You need to bring your eyes. Just doesn't agree with me. I love it. I love garlic bread. Max me feel it's shit like garlic bar. I I used to just power through it, I'll eat it because and then I'll suffer I'll suffer for a couple of hours, but I can't eat any.
SPEAKER_12No, no, sometimes you've just got to remove it.
SPEAKER_09Alleoli and bread. Oh super. I don't even give it out as it's like a garlic mayonnaise.
SPEAKER_07Garlic mayonnaise kind of thing. Spanish. Nice. So that was Sunday.
SPEAKER_04So think you hey we're curry bread wise, then nay bread at all we're curry. You're nailed bread we are curry.
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_04No.
SPEAKER_07None.
SPEAKER_04And not in bread. Okay.
SPEAKER_07I've never seen I've never seen an Indian lad of garlic bread in his tanduer. Just withn a stick. Nah.
SPEAKER_09A prone cracker with a cataly cutter.
SPEAKER_07Oh you got a while with a prong cracker.
SPEAKER_09I just eat fit.
SPEAKER_04Katie feeds me. Katie did.
SPEAKER_07I'm not gonna go, you bitch.
SPEAKER_05Katie.
SPEAKER_07Who are controlling? I'll tell her. I tell her. That's wild. Four arm, mate. What's your next?
SPEAKER_12Let's do it.
SPEAKER_07So it was me. I finished back to work Monday. Oh. Didn't he do hang one? No. No. That was that. Good stuff. Mars yourself.
SPEAKER_04Er would take quite a busy weekend to be honest. Really, that interesting. Where was your last week? Again.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, well.
SPEAKER_04Was it? No.
SPEAKER_12No. No, you were right at the time.
SPEAKER_04I'm about Alton Towers, of course. I forgot about it. Didn't I write an hand doing about that? Eh for having Alton Towers thing.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_04Just I didn't go on any scary shit. Like Smiley and Allah shit. Have you been to? No. No. At Smile, did you go on that? No. Fuck. Ah. And that oblivion thing. Oblivion's that. Did you go on that? Oh, it's brilliant. No way we wouldn't. Straight through the ground. So you hang off edge and it dangles you for a for a couple of seconds and whoo she just disappeared in a hole.
SPEAKER_07It's fucking brilliant.
SPEAKER_12Oh my god. I've seen too many folk losing limbs in that.
SPEAKER_04Well, I smiler was the in for his accident. Was it? Ah, that was thean. Was it? Aye. But uh no chance you get me on that thing. You're going on it. Ah, a few things. The wicker man was probably the Ian that went on, but Romney went on that, so that's that's about the limit for me, though. Yeah, it's just like a that's just a roller coaster, but snake twists. Oh, yeah. Upside down or no, it's a quite fast.
SPEAKER_09Okay, Timar hang used to be.
SPEAKER_04It is Timmer.
SPEAKER_07I was scar I was scary because it was so unsafe.
SPEAKER_04Getting hard up top basically just is it still?
SPEAKER_09Well, I haven't been for a while.
SPEAKER_04You held up and then one drop.
SPEAKER_09That's it. Just get going a shoot.
SPEAKER_04Basically. But er it was tough the first day because Ronnie's a bit excitable again, he's near the best, but after he settled in, it was fine. We got like special passes for him, Ken, so uh but we didn't have fucking used them like we was not using them right. We could have did it when we found out of course it was a last day when we found out how to use them properly. I wanna go into the details a bit, we weren't using them properly, but eventually we did in the last day. So last day it was pretty good. Ah, it was a good it's good. I was bid Biden on the Alton Towers like I was biding in these uh wooden lodges like that. So that was fine, like it's good just a fucking uh just a big bedroom and a little bedroom, basically. The big bedroom had to big you a kettle and all that shit.
SPEAKER_03But fucking weatherman, holy f scorching. Wow.
SPEAKER_04It's like being a Spainly It was never below like 28 can. And ah and Dunair's burnt the fuck. There's no greengrass. Zero.
SPEAKER_02It's just brown.
SPEAKER_04Brune alle. So it's like being a Spain. He was getting up in the morning just taking shorts, bananas, and you was roasting. Definitely a different climate, Dunair is up here. Like 100%. Went into Stoke and one of the days. There's a water world in there, it's really good. Like it may be in me, I like it. If I'm in a city, I like to go and see a stadium, Ken, so I had to go. It's bet 365. It used to be Britannia, didn't it? Yeah. So uh went room by the Stoke Stadium and there's a statue of Gordon Banks and Stanley Matthews.
SPEAKER_12You forget there.
SPEAKER_04Uh so I had a look at them and uh stopped, but our boy was there. Like car park boy, I'll full apart. So I spoke to him for an hour. Still mad the Scottish boys that played for Stoke and all that.
SPEAKER_12These boys are worth our waiting club. Brilliant.
SPEAKER_04Every club's every nugget information. He was and you could tell he liked he liked in Japanese. He was supposed to be directing the traffic and it was just it was just I mean so speaking that's boy, I think. So they walk in in there. I wanted to go in, can I was a door open? It's acceptable just to go in. It's just how we look at you.
SPEAKER_07I did that. Old Trufford kicked around. I was a gate open. Student Wanster, he didn't open. I thought. Nibd didn't go. Walked in, walked right into middle crease. Did you? Nib de only go.
SPEAKER_04I wouldn't have forced the dear.
SPEAKER_07I just walked, kept on walking. There was a groundsman kicking about, I just kept on walking. It was a pitch like bowling green. Aye. Unreal. Aye. And then I just walked walked out while you come in. Because it's adding up. Nib de looks. Yeah, nibdie butter than I mean.
SPEAKER_04A CCTV, our rune at Ken cameras and I can't say I draw on and I didn't. No idea. Look like a dick getting out of trouble.
SPEAKER_07You can blow him on. Oh, sorry.
SPEAKER_04I could have run in. I could have just what you took a loose and then I would have had to chase him in the station.
SPEAKER_09And he would have tried to think of play Scottish players who played for Stokes. I was trying to think that, huh? Was Fletcher? Adams Charlie.
SPEAKER_04Fletcher. He rattled through. Must have been 20 at least.
SPEAKER_09Obviously by Fletcher, as in Darren. Darren and Stephen. Oh and Stephen French.
SPEAKER_01Stephen Fletcher. Scottish. Scottish goalie. Sure it was.
SPEAKER_04Ah fucking sah escaped many. He's don't match my shit. Try to break it. He tells me I might he was telling me about the Hall Stadium. He used to play at Victoria Park. Victoria Park was Hall Stadium. That even was in 90 they built that in 97. Was it something like that? And the Victoria Stadium was just down the road, a couple of mile. And that was that used to be the allest grun in England.
SPEAKER_13Okay.
SPEAKER_04Or one of the allest gruns in England. It's fascinating. So it was good. Good trip. Like fair fair, fair old dunno. I was watching how long eight hours a whole traffic and gun doon. It was I think it was two and a half hours quicker coming home than we was gun doon because we got caught. It was Friday afternoon. And I'm out of cities there. Four lanes, just gridlocked. Oh, it was pretty frustrating. But once you got below air, you're fine. Er so Ah, it was a good trip.
SPEAKER_09Angus Gunn played for him. Angus Gunn? Yeah, Stephen Fletcher, Angus Gunn, Jacob Brown, Liam Lindsay, Darren Fletcher, Phil Barsley. Aye. Barnsley. Jamie Ness, Charlie Adam. Jamie Ness, extra. Stephen Stephen Pearson.
SPEAKER_04Scottish manager, then.
SPEAKER_09Kevin Harper, Chris Collins. Kevin Harper, mate. David Rousen.
SPEAKER_12David Rousen, hi. Did he? He left Everton go to Stoke.
SPEAKER_09Did he?
SPEAKER_04Ah so Saturday went out for a cycle and uh just me and a wife. So it's still a bit of a comment story. So I was supposed to be meeting up with Shed and Davy, me and the wife was getting go up and meet. So I got up the top of Mel Moss and the IT was flat. So I couldn't have changed any gears or fuck all. Okay, is it was the same? Alright, just we sit. Well you'd think, but I looked at the chat GBT'd it and it said a couple of weeks sitting dormant shouldn't have eaten on anything. So but I was just wondering if it was getting flat before I left. I think it I know was the last time before that was the cycle. Yes.
SPEAKER_10Got it. Got it.
SPEAKER_04Got the eye. We uh and it was warning. But I mind plugging it in, but I'm just wondering if it didn't mark a connection. Okay. So that can, but it was weird a wife seeming than that again. So er so fucked up and gone, we're so uh went back and charged it for an hour. Is it just like an eurie? About an hour I I was one bar down to the top and uh left. So uh so we cut in off and uh we headed for Huntley, but I went gondronic. I went and the white shed came in. Alright. Er So I stopped at Martin, sure enough, shed JBC.
SPEAKER_07Hell no windy fuck's up and here's gay.
SPEAKER_04I was saying I go, someone else will meet Anwium, because wind for the West, this is they're bound to be gone to Mart. It's either air or Calic Bank, so there's a good chance we'll meet Envy him somewhere, either on the road or sure enough, we'll go draws that a week to Martin there's a two bikes, but Sheridan's quite distinctive, so I can represent So uh I was sorry and a Martin Martin. Sausage bottled meal and uh the peppermint slice we uh quite thanking half a fine me and a wife. 14 pounds. And a wife had uh kind of tea, I had coffee, she had my she had bacon and egg roll or something like that. Did she have fancy piece? She has an egg and uh usually uh she had a fancy piece, I had a fancy piece, sausage bar 14 pounds. 7. I was just used to being at Outon Towers kind of if it was you for me and uh me and I went out for drink saying VBLs, two VBLs, £23.50.
SPEAKER_11That's night over there.
SPEAKER_04Fucking I beat the prices.
SPEAKER_11That is £23.50. That's ridiculous.
SPEAKER_07Jump in the corner and get both.
SPEAKER_09It was doubles, to be fair. You wish you had your fingers out.
SPEAKER_04I'm telling you, I had I had uh me and me had four, zero effect. Aye, so vodka's walking. I was so tempted to see just see a vodka, would you? Aye. And me, I was saying four doubles your own. If I if I had four doubles, I would walk up and my moo would be dry and I'd take a pump and serial, nothing. So they only ripping you off, they're watering down the vodka. Shut a shot. It's fucking the prices it's mental. The prices are totally in the UK to go anywhere.
SPEAKER_12Oh, it's just in your eyes.
SPEAKER_09It's mental. That's why folk go abroad, isn't it?
SPEAKER_12It's mental.
SPEAKER_04We went for a meal in this place uh five us, £130. Oh man, it was nothing fancy.
SPEAKER_09No, just like a normal £25 a year, roughly I suppose that's quite cheap, is it?
SPEAKER_04For five us. But no like running his nuggets and chips and same as demi. I've got a chipper on less than forty quid. Alright. So it's fucking mere than three times the price.
SPEAKER_12Madame pound though. Eleven pounds for a double. That's meant.
SPEAKER_04£23.50. Four, that's a hundred pounds with four drinks. You buy fucking seven balls, don't give a vodka.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_07We flew uh uh Edinburgh, it was a dinner time, so we went in a dinner Burger King in the airport, four of us, just four normal meals £74. Oh that's just a fucking extortion.
SPEAKER_04Fucking disgrace. And you see the pie for a service, right? So the wifey, it was poor my drink, she asked me, so she she she put my towel glass up, uh the vodka was in it, she says, right, she teen the black current, she goes, tell me if it stops. So I was like, all right. Stop. Okay, and then the next thing, tell me if it stopped. Just the same.
SPEAKER_09Then with a lemonade, tell them for it stop. Huh? Is this your first night in the job or something? Sneaking for your deal, like.
SPEAKER_05You shouldn't have been asking how just mark a fucking thing. You want me to come in and that's it? Charge me £23.50. At least you should be able to mark the ink.
SPEAKER_09Death wouldn't have come through and saying, go get a hand and screw it.
SPEAKER_07I couldn't tell you what your steak cooking.
SPEAKER_04Exactly, just mark it. And if it's shite, I'll tell you.
SPEAKER_07Black currant kid.
SPEAKER_04Folk are useless. I tell Mia, can she say, oh no, it's good at that. Can you can basically can mark your nah snake? It works. If you a proper barman, can a good barman would never ask.
SPEAKER_09No.
SPEAKER_04Like a good barman, every time I went up after that, we'd say same again. But she was like looking at my times four times, even the fourth time.
SPEAKER_05I shit you not. I'm telling you, every single time I have to go through the same routine. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_07Oh my god. Yeah, well, that's the country's fucked.
SPEAKER_12Can't even mark VBLs.
SPEAKER_09Nah. If they dev to charge you fucking 24 credits.
SPEAKER_04Oh man, I wanted to. Me, I was fair chuffed. I was pying up. Thank you. Er slipped away. Saturday, after I got back, it was Gerbin. So I put some jasmins in a planter. Got some trellis up in it, so it's gonna climb up the trellis. Oh nice. So I was gay. I was just these I was just doing the blue stuff, can like I was Chuck A's, I had to get rid of the Chuckies and Oh, you did all the heavy stuff. Yeah, the in the lifting. No way. Ken, once it came to planting the plant, I'd want nanny demon, because I'll just bracket. I'll snap it in half or can you? If she was one on a head cut, can she canes up at the back, Ken? She put them cut to the top of the trailer. I seen her we had sah behave yourself. She'd have about 20 of them to cut. She take about half an hour to cut the first thing I go, see how do I? I got my grinder for the van.
SPEAKER_07Seconds. Jesus.
SPEAKER_04I I you have on a job, you need a power tool. Oh I was putting down like turpullin and uh can it was big, wide, so it could be cut into sections, so I rolled it up and I cut it with a grinder. Nah, come on. You don't need a power tool for a good eat. I've got in, so I'll use it. A grinder straight quick.
SPEAKER_07I've cut loads of stuff with a grinder.
SPEAKER_04Ah grinder, what the tool I said. But you watch yourself. I've got my finger on. You shouldn't be doing a worse stuff. Half of stuff you use a grinder for you shouldn't really be using a grinder. It's handy. It's a good piece of cat. Alright. So it was a couple of bags short of compost. Johnny Ennis type 3 cancer. I had to go up to Garden Center for some marrow. But the Formex Mick, because it's different bags, can the same stuff but different bags I hate I'd take a bag up with my and I'm comparing it. I still bags like asking. But it's written on it, Ken. She goes, Oh, it's a different type of bag. So nice easy. No, nine easy can. Couple of bags short.
SPEAKER_09So sorted out. Jasmine's nice little smell nice once it's the white stuff, isn't it? Ah and you put your hand against it and nice. Jasmine.
SPEAKER_04There's a song where you Jasmine. If it's a song again. After that, I just went in and watched the results, come in. Oh so er didn't think there's nothing happening. I thought we're doing all right, but there's nothing coming in. And then I went to a shower. I came out of the shower, and like I get pop-ups in my phone. I thought, ah, that's good, that's good, that's good. A lot of late goals, kid. But Urin went one-one. I did I. I thought, fuck. That's it, fucked. And then it went to one. 86 minutes. Aye. Kenneth, I think we've got it could be a good line here. So I went and checked the lines. I thought, ah, six up. So fair chuff. Alright. First, what last last year, 38 weeks, not the fucking Benny. First week I see.
SPEAKER_12It's a new format. New format? It's a new format. I think it's definitely. It got out of hand last year.
SPEAKER_09Last couple of times. Ego's gotten away. Waste of time. So if somebody's listening, last year we'd done the point system with the odds. So if if it was say 45, and maybe you got 1.8 or something like that. This year we're just doing point system.
SPEAKER_04Like a league table. And the only difference is if you pick lower than evens, it's two points. Evens are higher, it's three points. Three points. And three points if you click select the draw. But if you if you if you if you pick a team and they draw, you still get a point. Obviously, zero points for a defeat. I think it's a good system. I think it'll work a lot better, isn't it?
SPEAKER_07I think we've mayor chances are winning.
SPEAKER_04Mare wins this year, I think. Hopefully. And that's uh that should be the goal. That's a goal, isn't it? Folking right one and stuff with it. And last week, if two of them games had come in, you were like winning a thousand pounds if you had a double on, can't we get the Vegas next year, yeah?
SPEAKER_09The biggie not come in. Hopefully, fingers crossed. Fourteenfold. Fourteenfold, I imagine. I mean all the bets come in though again.
SPEAKER_04Out of six folds, uh, out of the sevens, you get out of the twelve folds, and you're 42 fold. Be serious catch.
SPEAKER_05One tick, one tick just.
SPEAKER_08Single tick star. He's away. Marcy's left the group. Full phone and Kate of you.
SPEAKER_07I just got another one for the chip and who's gonna come back. I'm on for the chip, okay? Yeah, poured. Alright, we good.
SPEAKER_04And then at night, I did a smoke sushi baked dart and cheese coleslaw from a supper. Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa. It's one of my favourite suppers until we've kind of got we're we're stopped we're once a month for chippers any. Alright, alright. Just try to come down and spend my money. We're almost like save for Christmas time now, isn't it? Especially when you have three kids. So we're saying, right, once a month for chippers, hard.
SPEAKER_03It's hard.
SPEAKER_04Saturday night come.
SPEAKER_03Saturday night come.
SPEAKER_04I want sweeties and I want a chipper. Aye, aye. Yeah, yeah. So I just went basic. Basic.
SPEAKER_07Run past that second.
SPEAKER_04Big batty with cheese. Smoke stressage. Fine with ghost luck. Great ghost luck.
SPEAKER_09I'd be dipping the smoke struster into the tub. You'd be like that. Monster shit.
SPEAKER_05That's an abomination. You've got to be a chef, man. You battle it is name and cure enough.
SPEAKER_04If you're laughing at us, you're laughing. I am absolutely balls deep. It's funny because you were speaking about programmes too much. Absolutely balls deep into Dick Road Joe and now. Like I just kind of get fucking light off.
SPEAKER_05If you look at my YouTube feed I know, I Riddled with Dick. I'm a hundred rulers and I'm and I'm taking foods and stuff.
SPEAKER_07It's like being watched, it's watched.
SPEAKER_04But I'm watching like a goodie. It's for that an absolute shock. I bet it was good. I think I was an fine out of volume. They just want to be in TV and show off.
SPEAKER_09American wifey thought she'd have some Nazi memorabilia, and it turned out just be a doctor.
SPEAKER_04I said Bricky Body. One of my favourite is Bricky Body. It was like a clay pot, but it looked like it was the 15th century again. And there was a plate and like a plate and it was all broken, but he got all the pieces and uh he put them all together and like a painting in like it was a chipper. And like a paper, but it was uh boy, can usually they had a conversation at this point not fucking clue is like nah do you do you know who this is in the plate? No I was naked, I was suggesting he was just getting no no he says he came to the clay pot first, he says, Ah, worthless, just throw a law. But the plate, this thing had like Louis, King Louis the fucking uh first or some fucking shit on it, and it was fair like a 15th century, and it was like that's r rare, it was fifteen grand, can the boy almost like fucking started getting a flop digging a full in the gumption to fucking give me what's up, so that old school boys did that.
SPEAKER_05Give me what's up again.
SPEAKER_04Oh so that's just the wife, the wife comes down, you talk to me. Watch it glue death, man. I'm telling you, just waste, I love like just wasting moors a while. I do like it. That's my whole purpose for now walking up in the morning. Like, do my working, do that, get to the antique scooter. Yeah, you this in the highlight clips you that see. It's merely the praiser. A praiser boy skin, but I've got my favourite ines. There's a boy, a boy with dash and glasses, he's he's good looking. It's a boy deals with like watches and clocks and getting big grandfatherings and like uh the all watches, Rolex scenes and shit like that. They've all got their special like jewellery, either deals with jewellery and can some of my jewelry like fucking hell. If a wife were out, get that grunt everything out.
SPEAKER_09Ken, 20 grand's worth of barrels and shit. It's unbelievable. I like a program where they do the three items that the guest feet's most expensive.
SPEAKER_07Oh, it's often they hear a few folk.
SPEAKER_04I think I'd be good at it. Aye. I think it would be uh you've done your research. I've I'm pretty good, I'm pretty clued up now. I could get appraisals on a lot of stuff.
SPEAKER_09I can see shed in Mars and Bargain Hunt Floggett.
SPEAKER_07It's worth £25. You get £2.50 for it. Oh, and you're minus three pounds. Aye. And they can count it all up, and you're like, Steve fucking summer you read, love. I've lost a fortune here.
SPEAKER_04My favourite in so far is an American in for us. Boy brings in a blanket, so it's for the Native Americans, it's like first face Navajo chief blanket thing. And uh it's like it's like the first scenes of our maidkin. And the appraiser boy's like, uh, did you notice when you brought this in here? I almost died. Do you have a national treasure? And then it was worth 300. That's right.
SPEAKER_12300,000.
SPEAKER_04300,000. The boy's like, you could tell, I was almost stuck green. I had no well, there was no wealth in the family. I was selling it, just a blind in the back of a chair. Did you sell it? Fucking fucking. It's in a museum, American museum, can it's like it was woven so well, it's like silk, can and even I was like a patch in it, but it was then we some fancy thing for back in the middle of the 19th century, and he was like, fuck, that's a boy was uh overcome it. Like that's worth a watch. It's like four. I've watched that about a million times. I can't even say word by word.
SPEAKER_09So you get a few of them on that term um can that American programme the pawn breakers? Oh yes.
SPEAKER_07Sorry, but it's worth ten pounds.
SPEAKER_09Exactly, yeah. So antique roadshow. Antique road show. That'd be a theme song on your phone, is it next? Abdi's got just a ring tone. Just a ring tone.
SPEAKER_07Your ring. Mine's silent at time. Mine's silent at times. My work phone's just got a ring tone.
SPEAKER_04Mine's a few.
SPEAKER_12Only phone vote back if I went to specimen. Fever a default cover phone, that's what it is.
SPEAKER_09I was actually uh sorting out my all series at the weekend and there was opened in, it was a scooter album and opened it up and it said text this number for the scooter can ring tone.
SPEAKER_04That's right. Text it. No days of the crazy frog. But like you get all boys that have got like a song and they're embarrassed and it goes.
SPEAKER_09I've got a single at him, I was gonna get to you. Fits uh fits on a beast on a decent B size. I can't man. Yeah. That's I was sort of new armor singles and stuff.
SPEAKER_04Sunday, they made a pool party in a brock again. Fuck's sake. I made a wife breakfast. Oh, it's a good start today, can because if you get Ken, if you're you start having good terms with wife, it's a good start today, Ken. If you get them so uh made a eggs on toast. Fried eggs, but I'm telling you, I cooked them to perfection. Give you a butt and knife in and the yolk just oozed. Oh brother. And I TRT I had a brood for about ten minutes.
SPEAKER_09It wasn't on a jiggly albumin. Was there no both sides? No, I don't like risking that because you can split the yolk. I tip a pan and get a spin and spin at island top island topper just to get a bit of a film. I butter I put in.
SPEAKER_04I melt the butter and then the aisle.
SPEAKER_07Just watch it, doesn't it burn?
SPEAKER_09Uh well no, I used to high heat. The best when you're frying an egg low and slow, now is it? Low and slow, uh something spit a lid on the on the frying pan.
SPEAKER_04Oh, I think too he crack my egg into a cup first. Oh, do you? Oh because then it's cracking the egg and into the pan and the yolk splits. It's like cut, you have to wait for it to cook to tuck it out. But then you have to re-butter and that but if you crack it into the cup first, yolk bites hell, and you just cope it in. Actually, I I was gonna I fancy you had a rubber ring to keep it in a nice circle. It's like a McDonald's yoke. I used that, did you? It did look pretty good, like quite a love hearting. You get I'll be next. I'll be taking pictures of that. So then but I then made a pool party in Fraserborough, so up to Frasborough, Fiddy D if you're in Fraserborough. McDonald's McDonald's for lunch. It's funny because Abdi must have the same idea. Fit D Abdi ended up at McDonald's. Place was just full of parakin. Big Scotty Fraser. I see. He was there. Yeah, I think he'd be four big marks. I didn't need him like getting crocksuiting for happy mule skin. Ah, I see my daughter, my daughter had you know. 12 different ines. Alright. So we we had a few McDonald's and and holiday, like so we're up to six, six different ines, like so uh aye. Then Costco after it. I fear run to Brock.
SPEAKER_01How the fuck do I get fair Brock to Westhalf? It's the best life.
SPEAKER_04Well, I think Ellen, but no, I went to Ellen. So I do F Ellen. It's just quick. Fear fear at Toll of Burners. Somebody crashes there, like a hell family. Nah. Every fucking day almost yeah.
SPEAKER_03But I came out of junction, I think, and I get.
SPEAKER_04You can see clear both wise. Yeah, it's fucking up and on. Maybe maybe it's in patience here because I'd imagine if it's busy for ages.
SPEAKER_07F fucking never go with junction or chunky. I'll just take chunks of a barn.
SPEAKER_04Well, it's not an accident, so went up by. I think that was the best way to go. Aye. Just on a bypassing route. Costa shop at West Hall, so I got a had uh had a few beans, so I got a free Costa.
SPEAKER_07Did you chore them now?
SPEAKER_04Er no, no. So it Costa's got a I didn't a can a bargain er place, fits it carrying, bargain shop. Aye, home bargains. Home bargains. So Demi was in there. She's obsessed with squishy thing. Oh. Honestly.
SPEAKER_12How ridiculous is it? It's stupid.
SPEAKER_04It's just why they're obsessed with it.
SPEAKER_12They're obsessed. Aye. And they went tell my kids and they got anxiety and then got obsessed with it. I've got a stress bar at my work, an old school, just a stress bar. My daughter goes, she texts me the other day at work and she goes, Go and take a picture of these squash squeezing that squaw. And I went, and I sent a video about five cents. She went, That's amazing. Honestly. It's like ASMR stuff, isn't it?
SPEAKER_04It's not real fit. Bears think you're interested in it.
SPEAKER_12And I'm gone.
SPEAKER_05You gotta pretend it's amazing.
SPEAKER_12No, whenever you're stupid, that's what I normally follow up with.
SPEAKER_04It's like when you put hide and sequim in there. Hiding in plain sight.
SPEAKER_07Hiding up the sofa with a fuck stuff.
SPEAKER_04Curtains like flapping about you. Google. So uh and then I got him in time for a fitback for uh Ranger something. And then I watched the net at night I watched uh Netflix documentary about Essex boys murders. I reckon if you've it's quite anew. Okay. Three boys murdered and a Land Rover doing uh doing like a Laney and Essex, three Essex boys, so it tells you a story and how they were murdered and how they found the killers and it was actually the first uh use oh mobile phones. It's the first time it was used in a criminal case. Alright. So and I was barking in Nokia again days for you, pressed out of the numbers for a text and so it's pretty new.
SPEAKER_14Okay.
SPEAKER_04So it's it's it's alright, like I'll watch it. Watch the first in uh Mourinho good you were speaking about that.
SPEAKER_09Uh could be better, in my opinion, but uh it's still good, like you had to see uh developing side.
SPEAKER_04Uh I think they should have shown mere fit happened with Chelsea a four here eyes, can't do a feeling about or mere about portal. Uh mere about portal as well. Didn't I have a rush through the story, I think? Because they've got three o'ers, can they could have done it in six. I compare a lot to the Bulls thing. Isn't there enough like I like an anecdotal story? Again, like uh Lampard's the shower story, kind of coming in in the shower. You're the best player in the world, but you're not got any trophies, so you kind of claim that. Yeah. And he says that changes your career. Aye. Mare stories like that.
SPEAKER_09Oh, we'll be mayor. I think you'll come across the mayor.
SPEAKER_04There's a mayor in two and three, yeah. Yeah. But uh had Chelsea team the first couple of years it was there, I was some tough. Top tough team.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, tough team.
SPEAKER_04Roman fucking liked to pumping pumping money into that was another uh story for he went uh Roman, gave him a heap of options, and he says, Don't worry, just give me a first option, and I'll worry about money. You're on a winner, aren't you? And then the signings, Kenny's first sign ins, every one of them was a hit, was it? Everyone when you see him, he went on to be a big player for yeah.
SPEAKER_12But yeah, he definitely got out of the signings right when he came in, didn't he? He brought in Portuguese lads. Fair team, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Drop back.
SPEAKER_11Drogbaye, Essen.
SPEAKER_09Good team, very good team. Eh, so aye. Mike, you're a weekend. Very quiet. Um Friday evening through the I was uh watching um Netflix, watching the The Pan Armin. Oh I the bomb in the pan army. Is that a documentary or like a drama scene? A drama's kind of we spoke about it last week, didn't I? Oh, you do. Mother Superiors, isn't it? Yes. So watch a couple of episodes of that. Um Saturday, Sunday. Um so Saturday, just in the garden, cutting grass, cutting grass, rooting the path aside, tidying up, sorting out my shed. Summer stuff back into the sheds with the winter time. So just tidying up. Um that was about it. Made a tikica for my supper. Um came here. I was watching uh I watched Mourinho, obviously. In between. I started watching a few programmes on Netflix. Beef. I started watching that. Uh Sunday morning it's about uh a beef. Somebody's got a beef. And there's this young couple that kind of work here, and there's something happened to her. Um Sunday morning line was working, so I teen Harrison Sunday morning. Um came Hay, and Harrison came room because Laura had a party at Peter Heed. So me and him went down to Dougie Fraser's Sunday. So watched a couple of games there. Tiny dog a whack. Had goals look pretty cool from their up near it.
SPEAKER_04Square net and pretty smartly.
SPEAKER_09Yeah. Long overdue, I think.
SPEAKER_04Is it any sand? But can I say in a half a close to sand that you could never peg it? Can I do the bike? Is it ooh sand?
SPEAKER_09They dug a fair dug a fair holes to get the bases in the were needed the goals.
SPEAKER_07Ah, because if you if you looked at them, there were some goals the far end were just off a half a level a wee bit. Ah yes.
SPEAKER_09Pump a code in and open it up and away it goes. So uh actually I was actually doing watching this uh thistle on Saturday as well. Fuchside Fuchside if you think in the win three now. Um I wasn't doing that, I was just thinking we're gonna watch Interra game now, but went home and ended up pushing a rain. I watched a film. So Sunday, Tina Wi Fi came home. It was a film on Netflix card The Last House or something. Shike. No. No. The story was the the rain came and it was sunny, we fucking see creatures or something like that. Why would you even start watching that? It was merely I may enjoy the fact that they were they're stuck in the house for a long time and how they got ruined about getting food and stuff like that. That was quite good. Um Teen Harrison watched a footback and up road. I had a bought him a JP snapshot for our lunch, uh he got a wah. Then I just chilled. Just watched uh some I watched a Southampton game against Offord. Watched that, then.
SPEAKER_04I used to be like a horrible club, a horrible club.
SPEAKER_09I think what they've done wrong is they've kept a manager. I think if we got rid of the manager, um I don't be so much grief against him. But since they've kept him on board. Um I'd mark the club for life, I think. I think I think it's marked the manager and his team. I don't think it'll be any of the club. But it's the club stops with the club, doesn't it? I bet I can it's employees is causing it. Yeah, they should have found other employees he was involved in. That's what I'm saying. The manager and that should have been. But it's a blood market. So um minus four points to start with anyway, so good beat at the weekend. So still a minus four? Still a minus four. So I watched that then went and picked up a lane, picked up the hostel on Sunday evening, and hit a McDonald's in my hand. Pretty quiet. Pretty quiet to keep it low for the next three, four hours for the holiday legs.
SPEAKER_12Oh of course.
SPEAKER_0914th of September. Ten days ten. So we're missing two pods. Yeah. It's near the time. Abdis should be here.
SPEAKER_07Two works two weeks off. I know. Hold on.
SPEAKER_04We shouldn't do it anyway.
SPEAKER_07We're off as we all need it.
SPEAKER_04That's been that's been confirmed news. 100%.
SPEAKER_09Chiz up, said text man, he was uh he was speaking about coming back on the pod, so uh get him on.
SPEAKER_07No, because the last time he was on, he'd spend rather than I should have been fucked up.
SPEAKER_09So that was it. Um as I said, it was good, good doing a watch today united. Um Bucky took a fair score. Good falling, yeah. And uh obviously it was a good result for Bucky at the end of it. 2-1. They've made a great start with Bucky. Aye strongly. Bucky and Barora. But Barora were they four four one up at halftime against Bucks, did they or four-nil up at halftime against Bunks? Oh yeah, tough game of Morris night now. It's in there, aye, plastic pitch. Plastic pitch. So aye. Um obviously that's two defeats in a row for Turra, they got beaten in the midweek in the cup. Penalties. Um locals seem to be picking up points. Working a while working a while now.
SPEAKER_12Flying another one. Four ones and a draw, is it? Firstly, the weekend. Two one.
SPEAKER_09I think it was there. Um they were playing um uh forest for the galaxy. Uh two one. Um Wicker struggling are they there high in the bottom in uh 3920?
SPEAKER_07Good one for Margaret, Luffy and Vagordon. I bet you're still a lot of folks to come along with Winfrey there.
SPEAKER_09So League, as I say, leaks still early doors, is it? Do you see Locus turning in a corner now? Locus obviously had a bit of a last season and picking up wins now, do you think? Uh it uh Dino's got the machine running right now after how long three years.
SPEAKER_07Still a work in progress.
SPEAKER_04Is it a lot of young boys like young lads or is it coming through the youth or something?
SPEAKER_07Is it in Veruri lads like combination of both? Inveruri lads, boys for you too and it Dino obviously can't see his time coaching and all that stuff like that. Youth just like we've said a four, just to convey our belt uh young stars coming through. Yeah, sprinkling uh experience lads and just talking time or something.
SPEAKER_04Do you think he uh just a star season? Aye. Oh he wife turned on if it was it's halfway through twenty-four, huh? Halfway through season hail season last season and then you hail season next season, uh season twenty-three I think. We finished fourth in two thousand twenty-five, didn't we? Aye, finished fourth, yeah. Season eighteen we were there were tenth. Last season there were fifteenth.
SPEAKER_07That was a big big change of personnel. Big change of personnel, plus they uh lost their coach. That was last season. I'm speaking about starting the season, they're the bad start the last season. They lost a bad stuff.
SPEAKER_04Really?
SPEAKER_07The last few games. Well last season they lost their goalie first game of season. And then lost the reserve goalie second game of season. And then there's a lot of bad injuries. I mean they're making excuses, but just a difficult start.
SPEAKER_09It's still a work in progress, I think, for him. After three years it's still um you could say uh this he's probably in the same position at that time we turret. It was a work in progress, especially with the youngsters coming through in Turra. But uh I at the moment I think Terra's progressed a wee bit further three years ago.
SPEAKER_04Locals has maybe was it went backwards since last year?
SPEAKER_12I'd I think he would have expected the change attacked halfway through to then go to the youth scale. Like the locals were attracting like some of the top players or the bigger players, and then his first start at beginning this tenure, they'll just rip up a copy book and start again, don't they? Which is a bit of a fucking ballbuster for him. So he's trying to build it back up. But I think he needs a good season this year, doesn't he?
SPEAKER_04He's the safe as he's obviously not like but if he'd been at Torah, he'd probably be a lot further down the road and maybe What do you thought? I think so. Torah are a bit ahead of locals anyhow. Won a couple won a Highland League trophy last year. He started at Arkans, obviously we was at rock bottom, he teenure started progressing. And then obviously Beaver teenure he progressed at a bit of mayor and it looks like anymore. Obviously we lost uh lost at weekend, but Bucky's obviously a strong team. Close game by all accounts. It just seems to me Torah's further along the road than Locus can and that's three year now, so depends where the end goal is as well.
SPEAKER_09Can you say further along the road? Is Torah fits Torah's end goal? Is it fit that they get aimed for? Kind of fits the locals get aimed for. I presume locals aspirations will be maybe higher than Terra's drink. But as you mentioned, maybe there's no much aspirations to there's no much difference in the teams in the Highland League, is there?
SPEAKER_07No, I I no I disagree with it. You just need to look at the top top three or four teams in the Highland League. There's I would say there's like spending Bucky Bro Martin spending the maest. For Martin's spending a lot of money. I'm not saying Bucky and Brewer are spending money, but for Martin's spending a lot of money. I was heavy now as well. As long as Alfles, yeah, they'll they'll like spending money.
SPEAKER_04I think a team that wins a league, nine times out of ten is a team that's spent him mace money. Well maybe not the mace money, but they've definitely spent money.
SPEAKER_09Is Brewer this a good team with the catchment area as well, and then the locations are further out in there.
SPEAKER_12I think a lot of the clubs are going to be here if I tailored it back because just the why the world is it's not sustainable.
SPEAKER_07See, the the money they're thrown about was ridiculous. It's totally unsustainable. The the the money it costs to run that clubs, the wages and all that that my payments are. Serious, seriously ridiculous. For fit.
SPEAKER_12Well you're negative NBA, not you.
SPEAKER_07For f for fit.
SPEAKER_09End of day, there are community clubs that should be run.
SPEAKER_07Every single one of them should be here. Youth set up and their youth should deliver into their first team. To help point out, if you're in if you're negative, you run your youth system correctly, there's no point of highing. Just scale it up to Aberdeen.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_07So if you if you're new, if you're ne if you're new you got a benefit for your youth system, there's no point of highing. There's no point kind of like a like a for Martin Air Forms the last time a player came through for their youth system and into their first team.
SPEAKER_12Pass.
SPEAKER_07Has it ever happened?
SPEAKER_12Maybe we can never start the game, but obviously Stanhaven was it 3-2 or 2-1 got beat by Huntley again? Obviously, Stanhaven being the champs and juniors. And yeah. By all accounts, you know Red and Erd, it was a close game again, so maybe some of the Stanhavens may be a half-decent team, but it's near can you just say they're established Highland League team, and wasn't it just a massive golf between them?
SPEAKER_09Is there a massive golf between like a junior and a Highland League? Can obviously you're okay, Marcy, when you was you yourselves and playing for junior.
SPEAKER_04I don't think so now. I think there's still a gap, obviously.
SPEAKER_09It used to be a fair step up, like see see going back to the hell you thing with the Highland League. Ken, if every Highland League club had a decent use setup in the hand, like say your Everden wouldn't have to rely on their use system whether they could maybe tap into the Highland League use systems now.
SPEAKER_04I can't see. They stopped D in an 18th team or something or the 9s or 19s. Aye, and they started instead of heading that the loan Well, to the league new or even higher, like Elgin.
SPEAKER_12Starting and work them up every season now.
SPEAKER_04Aye. Well, I think Crosscoes loans at Cove now, didn't he? So he used to went to Elgin, Cove Cove.
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SPEAKER_04See Babbage scoring his heartsery.
SPEAKER_12I watched any good goal as well.
SPEAKER_07It was a good goal.
SPEAKER_12Help lead up to the goal, was good. I was really impressed with Ryan Duncan. Really impressive. I mean Alfie Shoot was really good now.
SPEAKER_09And they've let go of the Ryan Duncan, have they?
SPEAKER_12Aye.
SPEAKER_09Some sometimes clubs just fit to the city.
SPEAKER_12I just think he's needing the right managers to just get him on tracks. I've always thought he's got talent and he's 22 now, so he's like But Alfie Shoot was really good. So like they're drawn out of Steam and N because obviously it looks like they've got a doing, but I've watched most of the game and they weren't getting a doing. They were in the match like the penalty.
SPEAKER_04I listened to you speaking about like Ibrahim, they're talking through uh youth boys, and I can't think you're saying obviously that's frustrating, but you did touch on it. If they're not good enough, they're not good enough, can I mean if they're good enough, a manager would play them. He sees them in training, eh? You come in and they play against the first team, and you can see if they're up dead or no, okay? So it's maybe a case of the case.
SPEAKER_09Better than fit the better than uh the Europol.
SPEAKER_07The drawster talking in. I don't think so. I think if you give some of these boys a 15, 10, 15 games. But then the manager Connor.
SPEAKER_12Because look at it now. Had McInnes lost at weekend and Robinson lost it weekend, two of them are under pressure. Four games, five games again.
SPEAKER_07McInnes could have been out of job. Joking aside, if you could beat against St. Miran in his next game's Amer Dean away and he didn't get a result there, I'd again if you'd survive it.
SPEAKER_12Fitma's mad, you know.
SPEAKER_07That's why you kinda you can't attack a gamble and you you're buying four and mocking for you out in a boot. They've played maybe a hundred games at a professional senior level.
SPEAKER_12But signing them on a three-year contract, then punting them out on loan, it's up again. That can be his wages are, but it's probably not gonna be one of the highest earners, and then he goes out, and then if he doesn't a D they just go, Well, we signed him and he's not good enough, and then they move him on and then say, Well, I gave him a contract.
SPEAKER_04But you said something about like uh they're having a meeting to discuss things and uh something about uh compulsory, and two Scottish that's never gonna happen, is it? No, but and uh you can see why in eh, because like like a Celtic have got McGregor and say they had another top class Scottish boy. Well, there and Rangers have got two boys at Fit Scotland that are just nowhere near that level. Well, straight away that's unfair, isn't it? We you're you're handicapping your handicapping teams for lock or bringing through a couple of youth bookies.
SPEAKER_07Rangers were good and buy two top Scottish boys.
SPEAKER_04But how like far? Well exactly. No, far they get signed. But it's getting McGregor, right? Celtics obviously got McGregor, he's getting started every week. So the the five Rangers got face Scotland's getting started every week. What sort of calibre? Finlay Curtis, McCrory, Barrin.
SPEAKER_12McGregor calibre, but then but then but then Vas coming in behind McGregor at Selfie.
SPEAKER_07Exactly.
SPEAKER_12Fuzzy next second next team.
SPEAKER_04I know it's fair enough, but you can't you kind of mack teams play you can't mark a team play two players that are nay better than maybe 16 of the players that are there. That's ridiculous.
SPEAKER_07No, but if you brought you Nissan just bring it in one season, five you five season time, this is what's happening. Well, you get time to prepare for it. You kinda you kind of mark you can't, because you had a three-fore in a rule. So you can mark it. You can mark it up and you can mark rules only while you want.
SPEAKER_04I bet the three foreigner rule was like our Europe. So the Scottish teams will be in a handicap because they're nay can they're nay Well they're handicapped in Europe only.
SPEAKER_07Just Scotland forget about fucking Europe. Because for the gade, fitzrangers goody, fit silicade, if it's everybody, if it's all these teams in Europe, fucking nothing.
SPEAKER_09So forget about it. They're negative financial things, is it?
SPEAKER_07Fucking hell, fans are good.
SPEAKER_12How we can get Scottish boys into the I agree with it.
SPEAKER_04It would be good for Scottish football. It's never gonna happen though. It's a good thing. It's not a good yeah.
SPEAKER_07Because SFA are run by Silicon Rangers, so it'll never happen. So until they're you could that it just needs something drastically needs to happen to bring through Scottish, good Scottish youth players. And until that happens, forget about it.
SPEAKER_04I think I do I've always thought if you're good enough you'll make it. If you're not good enough, then you're not gonna make it.
SPEAKER_09If you're good enough, you'll get into the team, can the flip side is the players that are possibly good enough to market they then get shipped after the English leagues.
SPEAKER_04But if they're good enough to market, they'll market just disappear.
SPEAKER_09They'll just disappear. Um never they'll never disappear because they're not good enough. Plus the guy that goes for the coin, can I mean then you just you never see him again? It's a sad state, is it?
SPEAKER_04Well, why is that a sad state?
SPEAKER_09It is because there's well, you also've got the human.
SPEAKER_04I I agree that the Scottish League could definitely be better, can't they do that? Like, but uh kind of national teams they didn't too bad. I think we're kinda on like we're on par with far we should be. If you look at like the population and how far we punch, I think we're punching at our weight. We're not punching above our weight or below our weight, we're kind of punching far we should be.
SPEAKER_12Ricky Force was on Radio Scotland Saturday and he obviously was staunch defending about the use that was because before you went, he was getting examples of like Madison coming in, clearly way better than Onahan. He says, but we've now reached a point where we're going to do academies in England and getting boys on loan for Man United or forever, and they're nail any better than the youth boys that we've got here, and youth boys just didn't get a chance.
SPEAKER_04There must be. If you're a manager or a team, Dunk, you're not gonna tuck in players that are not better and fit you've got. That doesn't make sense.
SPEAKER_12I agree totally on that premise, but having sit and watched for ten years since I stopped playing football, I'm everyone taking boy after boy after boy. How much success stories has there been? You'd be lucky on if we can count on one hand, give it a mean. So and I look at these boys going on loan, uh it's a lower level, but is any of them hid 10 games in the first team? Do they even like see if they can give it a mean if they can get a go? And that I'm watching that game going, well, he looking perhaps against Hearts. It wasn't it just against Shitey Lower Lucky League, it was against the second best team in Scotland last year, and I'm just thinking I just I just didn't I can fit the wide run it is.
SPEAKER_04I think we've had discussed before on here that you'll you'll go into a training session straight away you'll can for the best players are. Well, managers are the same, can they gonna watch training, they're gonna see for the best 16 core 16 players are, and they're gonna go with them, aren't they?
SPEAKER_12Can't imagine again, but as ne as near. We can't just go as a country, we can't just go, well, that's it, forget it. Come on, we've got to come up with something, don't we?
SPEAKER_07And that that 16 boys, we've maybe imported that 16 boys to to knock that maybe four or five boys that were maybe good enough, given a chance a year on the first team like Bavage.
SPEAKER_12Say if you come back to Aberdeen this year and got a good run of games against the lower league stuff, get a few goals, conference up, but as I said, I'd but he's got to show something, he's got to show something in playing it.
SPEAKER_07He was top goal scorer at Cali last year.
SPEAKER_04I bet that was division fucking league one.
SPEAKER_07He's starting a while again this year. A goal scorer is a goal scorer. I know it's league one.
SPEAKER_04I know, but it's a goal score. You can score goals in League One and be good enough for SPL.
SPEAKER_07He'll get chances to score goals in SPL if he was playing for everyone.
SPEAKER_09Well you could you could say a flip side of like Mikey Moore leave and come back to Spurs and potentially getting a a first team start for Spurs can after being a good season at Rangers last season. You could see saying like a bavage and not having a good season in the I was not saying that'll never happen though.
SPEAKER_04But right now he's obviously near ready to play for Everdeen. Or it would be in the at least be in the squad. No. But right right now, Robinson doesn't think he's good enough.
SPEAKER_09No. There's there's too much of it, is there? There's too much of coming through near good enough. And gonna wanna look look at the the boy played for Rangers at the weekend there, just signed him. Was he near youth product at Rangers a while and played for lower teams and he was signed to come back? Fuzzy.
SPEAKER_04He was a heart, was he?
SPEAKER_12But he started at Rangers, like but there's loads of players. And then move on, didn't they? And go around.
SPEAKER_04But you'd say you'd say it's even worse at Rangers. They kinda afford to play the youth. Oh, I didn't know. It's probably bigger, it's gonna be a good thing. I was speaking about like McInnes has made four games of writing them off already, can so that's that's how the time you get in there.
SPEAKER_12That is, it's like a month.
SPEAKER_04But that's ridiculous. It's but but we're seeing the results. Ken, we turn over after turnover, oh well, we're in transition. Well, if you stop sacking managers, if you stop having such a big turnover of players, you wouldn't have been in transition.
SPEAKER_12Aberdeen and Rangers are in the same cycles, a pair of them.
SPEAKER_07Just in a bigger screen, Rangers just in a bigger scale than Aberdeen. So you you've got to stick, they've took 20 odd players in this last year. Aberdeen similar.
SPEAKER_12Aye.
SPEAKER_04So it takes it takes a minute for all that to bear in.
SPEAKER_12You need a year after minimum.
SPEAKER_04Unless you are these I I think clubs that clubs are listening to idiots and say something.
SPEAKER_12100%. The minority rules a majority now.
SPEAKER_04Aye. McKinnon's just four games. Ken, he's proven he's he's a good manager, especially in Scottish football. Every coup is the boy got a chance. Okay, we might never win a league S yeah. But can the thing is you've got to show signs, Kim. Like it was a fucking horrendous start, Ken. Terrible, you couldn't have seen any signs. But then you get a wee chink of light. Like at Hibbs game, the last two went to Hibbs, but if you can start game, Rangers should have scored about 10 goals, can't, and it was just one of our days. But there's no excuses, they got beat, so you get it. When you're at a club like Rangers, you can't afford to get beat, especially at home, can. But they're not ready for Europe. They're not ready for it.
SPEAKER_07I'm I'm all How then they're ready for Europe, Matt. How then they're ready for then they're ready for that team?
SPEAKER_04Oh that team was poor. How then they're ready for it? They weren't a Polish league the year nearly last year or the year before.
SPEAKER_07That was two years ago, Rangers went a cup final three.
SPEAKER_04You just agreed with me that it duck's time to bed in and you should be beating teams like that.
SPEAKER_07I agree with that.
SPEAKER_04No, I agree with that though. But they're not ready for a Europa League or playing teams like that in a Europa League, they'll they'll get fucking gobbed.
SPEAKER_09They agree for the coefficients, but the coefficients is fucked up and it's gone and it's gone and dusted. So as Ched mentioned, and is the point in the street.
SPEAKER_07Well yeah, just genuinely dusty point of Scottish teams being in Europe.
SPEAKER_09Here's a weekend fucked with European games.
SPEAKER_12Scottish teams being in Europe. It's the greatest moment in club's history. You gotta say that's a goal, new. That's what I'm a point about like Scottish rap about your goal is to get back so we can get back competing in Europe long term. That's a long term. Never compete in Europe again.
SPEAKER_09Never compete in Europe again.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, with the money's disparity in there, there's never, never not in the Champions League, but you do you could still see Celtic or Rangers doing some Europa League again.
SPEAKER_07Conference man.
SPEAKER_04It was not long ago the Rangers won a European final. It was only three, four years ago. Maybe longer. Nah, it's long as that's 20 years. It's a rebound manager Van Bronckhurst, was it?
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SPEAKER_04Was it I think aye. A rebo and boys like that. I think it's a month. What was it? Seville? After Covid. After Covid. Aye, aye, I think it was Seville. 21, was it? I was Spain, I think it was Seville. Germany. Four years ago. That was Palace Manager, it was manager of them then. Well he's forest manager and go down, is it?
SPEAKER_09I keep on saying it's a sad situation. It's a complex issue. Is it SFA the best? Is it let's see the the sports are used to be manager.
SPEAKER_04Difficult. I think SFA can't really get involved before clubs pick. No, no, okay.
SPEAKER_07They can pick ground rules in for stuff to happen.
SPEAKER_04I don't think they I don't I don't think they can they can't uh they can't see clubs can yeah I I would like it to happen. I would love to every club needs to play three Scottish players. I'd go to four. But you gotta eat it. It's not gonna happen. They can't they didn't have power.
SPEAKER_07Well it won't it'll never happen while Silicon Rangers pull the strings at SFA.
SPEAKER_09But even like Cyber Dean and Hearts wouldn't have wouldn't have sure if you threw Silicon Rangers out the Scottish Premier League, their money's gone in our hand, it would revert back to looking to use. That wouldn't happen, so it will not happen, but I'm just saying uh the Abdi tries to keep up with like say Rangers and Silicon. The whole idea is by spending money and by taking in your European dross, no.
SPEAKER_07Ah, but the the money wouldn't be there because Silicon Rangers the money wouldn't be there. No, just draw dry and mediocre players for you.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Like uh Hart's neighbor day and we still assign foreign players if they thought it was getting given an advantage.
SPEAKER_10Yes.
SPEAKER_04That's why they're that's why you did it. They do it just for the sake of it. Can I? They're looking for better players, but just so they look for our own Europe.
SPEAKER_07What frustrates me is you've got youngsters coming through the academy, nay really getting a chance, and then donks haven't to go in, or fathers haven't gone and watch somebody you've paid 500,000 for, you just think what a waste of fucking money I is.
SPEAKER_12Because even if we're saying there's no money, but it's still half a million quid, it's a lot of money.
SPEAKER_07Boy Yankee, for instance. Now you tell me a boy Ballon.
SPEAKER_12Well, he's obviously still there, so clearly he's on a massive contract. They obviously can't get rid of him. Him and Palaversa, for example, they're also in a shift together. So they're obviously on a big contract.
SPEAKER_07So didn't I tell my own d in the youth systems they better than?
SPEAKER_12Well, they finally got rid of Ambrose a day.
SPEAKER_07Forgot about that.
SPEAKER_04Like say like say Yangi, you got three, they they saw pretty quick he wasn't good in it. And he's never played since give him.
SPEAKER_07No, can but he's given a big fucking contract.
SPEAKER_12How was the game on Saturday, Doug? Er a lot a lot better, still obviously work to be done, but a wee bit like Rangers get a hard time. But he said everyone to a point, it was like Dundee, rightly so, got applauded. Everybody run over the top of him, that's a fact, and then how you get is everyone won. Because like it's expected, but it was uh good performance. Give you I'd I like the left back a bit. Boy bet, he did a good game. Good game. So he'd manager clearly. But because even in the start of the game, they just kept pinging it over to the right hand side because they thought because he had such a beast to wick a four. I quite like a centre half happy, like six foot six, as you would expect. A wee bit suspect on the grunt, but coming to winning heater's like old school. Um I've seen a few things on a lot of folk that like Arimu, but I'm a big fan of him, like I think he's a really good player. Striker. Your boy, Nintello looked hopeless on the left hand side. I was like, maybe he was nervous, but he had a few good layoffs and then obviously a good finish. But Lisbut looked sharp. Lisbut looked good too. But I still think of defence in general across the board's got a recognition. Like I think that's I just seen the second half.
SPEAKER_07I watched the second half, and I thought everybody were comfortable in the second half.
SPEAKER_12Right. Uh work in work in progress, improvement, I say, sticking time. Robinson's a few sound bites. I think he needs to rein some of them in can like it's rubbing fans up the wrong way because you can say, ah, you want to be this is a sesspit of negativity. I'd read it and all these things, I bet. As we've just said ten minutes ago, like these are these are sort of end up you losing your job again. It's maybe stuff he would say when he was at St. Mirror and it wouldn't be like sensationalised as much, but uh it was a lot, it was a million times better because obviously I didn't see the game done, but if you folk at Barrier said it was horrific.
SPEAKER_11So Did I see signs? I just better than last year.
SPEAKER_12Better than last year, and it'll be as Marcy says about Rangers building for his next season. I think everybody needs the same, to be honest.
SPEAKER_09Need time to gel as you mentioned there about Rangers and just need time to gel.
SPEAKER_04Um I think it's gonna be win a couple, lose a couple, that's just how I see it being like I when I say we're building for now, you kind of just throw away a season, can I mean you still gotta be trying to be competitive and try to put up a fucking challenge again? But it's it's difficult when you're like like oh it's another rebuild and then suck a manager and then get another manager and then he wants different players and he's got a different philosophy. It's a wicked wicked circle. I think you've got to you've got to uh get a manager you want and stick to it, can give him a season. Didn't I tell me if McInnes gets a season go? Come next season, you're not gonna be in a far better place.
SPEAKER_07Can you be afforded that though?
SPEAKER_04Well nay on a man, would I I if I was the board I'd say we're getting and I can fit hurt and we're getting McKinnis hill season and then jump on the clever you've had a hill season new we'd need uh need results next season.
SPEAKER_07But just being in a the goldfish bowl is Glasgow.
SPEAKER_04He's gotta show can you get if he like he lost uh he's like his first four games uh honkin, he's got a wee bit of you're just expecting it to be smarter in a home. You got a wee bit of respite with a win, can so you need to keep a couple more wins, can Jones away now and you gotta keep you kind of let Celtic get 12, 13, 14, 15 points clear, then you're in deep trouble. Well, can I that's the pressure you've got to put up with you, Ken? I think it's more important that you don't let him get too far away. Okay, it's just fine, but but you're so in a moment with Fitback. Celtic looks like they're fucking unstoppable. No, right. And Celtic uh Rangers don't look like they can fucking do anything. But that can I change pretty quick, can Fitbas a funny game. Funny old guy. But I Celtic look good, and that's that's a thing, they they are settled. They've uh couple of players every year team's settled, couple of boys who same manager, RD Kane's fit manager once, additions come in, McGregor can tell them this is Fitwit, and then we just carry on.
SPEAKER_12They're getting fortunes for their players.
SPEAKER_04Aye. Ken they're they're dealing well recruitment.
SPEAKER_07Unlucky, though we boy. Fucking hell.
SPEAKER_1222 million turned in, apparently.
SPEAKER_07And then it goes around as easy as he almost fucked.
SPEAKER_04Alright. If you like they get at 22 million for angles, and then if we get into Champions League, which it's shooed, that's another massive gap between Mayor and easy weekend. 40-50 million plus the 22 it's another 70 million.
SPEAKER_12And their net spends only I think a minute a million. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09But then the settle fans are maybe more because they're nearly spending.
SPEAKER_12I don't think they're gonna moan this year, because I think they see they've brought in proper it looks like they brought in real quality. Boy Gerard looks good, striker looks or workhorse. They look like on a counterattack they're gonna kill teams like just need a few broken legs, man. Exactly.
SPEAKER_09Sign a new keeper on that, they're what's a new keeper. Oh is it uh Fitch Gamfe? Like a pope. No, is it somebody else? How about Rangers recruitment for us? Is that on the kinas or is that just on the bat bats?
SPEAKER_04Some of them is on McKinnon, some of them, I would say, can I do that? Some of them are because he said there's a few of these boys already sorted out for he can like uh Shanklin's on McKinnist, which I don't think's a Rangers player, simple as that.
SPEAKER_09Too much pressure for him because he's one is a Rangers fan, and too he's too slow and too lazy.
SPEAKER_04And I I think if you got I don't think he's lazy, he's trying to for me. I don't think he's a Ranger striker.
SPEAKER_09He's better than like a Mojowski and that, isn't he?
SPEAKER_12Well, he's he's playing ahead of Majowski. And he keeps dropping him, so I think he's gonna hate a change up printing.
SPEAKER_07It's weird because how good did he look at season at everybody?
SPEAKER_12It's just a different ball game.
SPEAKER_04Same with Devlin, can just chicken. There's only two boys alike, really, that with T Nan. That's a no, I can't even say Serbian boy. Screamer Peach. He's like uh well, Pen Rice might be alright. He's fucking uh he's keen as fuck can. And I think the Japanese boy could be good once he gets up to fitness, because he looks like he could tackle a boy on and beat a boy.
SPEAKER_12But Penrice nailed just in the door the day before a game, and he was nailing Fernandez when he gave a while that penalty. And I just kind of like that as his character. So he's just in the door.
SPEAKER_06Good goals.
SPEAKER_04Sometimes it takes new boys a wee bit of time to settle, maybe Shankin needs a bit of time to settle.
SPEAKER_12But ultimately, we're all sick to fucking death of Celtic, and here we go again.
SPEAKER_09It's only a f three games then. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Ah, it's very early, like very early. Very early.
SPEAKER_09We could we could maybe beat Rangers next Sunday. It just looks ominous or something. Yeah, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04It is look ominous because Celtic look like they were scraping by missing chances last year. But they're scraping by in games. Anil command and he just got a moor align in games, but now they look like they're slaughtering boys. Slaughtering teams, I so it look like I've got a proper striker and but they've lost my head down in Engels.
SPEAKER_12I mean, do you see Engels? But I was looking at that because got an argument with Paul Stewart as a normally D, because it was like I looked up Nengle Engels' uh stats and he's like, 95 appearances, 15 goals, and that's and that's getting you 30 million quid.
SPEAKER_04Half of them are pens, can't you?
SPEAKER_12Then he started pulling his running stats to man like I'm like fuck off. But I'm just saying again, just on simple numbers, 95 appearances, 15 goals, and that's a 30 million pound player. That's what we're saying about an inflated market.
SPEAKER_09Do you think Sellick actually would keep him before they're selling him to like so West Ham?
SPEAKER_12I think they're models same as everybody else in Scotland, isn't it? Beef up and selling a couple of seasons.
SPEAKER_04And they're deeming good at the right there. The recruitment's unbelievable. They're just streaks ahead of Rangers in terms of uh like how many players do they get, right?
SPEAKER_12I mean, and probably Johnson will probably go and I see he got injured, but Well they get a dry because they're now talking in a heap.
SPEAKER_07They're getting it right, they're just focusing on two or three, two or three, and they're getting it getting a few.
SPEAKER_12That's what you can do when you're winning because you've already got the nucleus.
SPEAKER_09Marks them a right, as in they're playing for the biggest club in Scotland. I hear what you're saying, I think. You think it's easier to like better. It should be easier for them to look good. I know. That's a fair point.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but you've still got to get a right player. Look, Dev Devlin played for the second best team in the country last last year. And missed out in the league by the last game of the season. He's come into Rangers. Looks looks shy.
SPEAKER_12Hard environment, though. I mean if you throw these silk boys into Rangers for there at a minute, would they sink or swim?
SPEAKER_07Well, but that's that's that's the thing. They might might go into Rangers and be brilliant. So can Devlin Ken's a Scottish game inside out.
SPEAKER_04Just his excuse. It's his excuse. It's a different kettle of fish. It is in Glasgow. One or two games, and you're completely written off.
SPEAKER_07Well, one or two games at Celtic and you're completely written off as well. So, Mike, so maybe they're picking the right characters.
SPEAKER_04You're right, that Celtic's being the best team and you come in here and it should be easy, but it's an easy place to play football. You need a certain mentality there.
SPEAKER_07Ken, Devlin's Devlin's a different association because they're their rangers are different for Celtic in terms of further art. But our boys coming into Celtic, we expectation on him now. And to get a game for him, he's got to prove that weekend, week out at a really high level to keep somebody else out. So it's a different pressure than Devlin's got because Devlin's there's really trying to improve Rangers and get moved in my movie.
SPEAKER_04I heard you speaking last week saying uh uh McGregor's probably the best thing that Celtic did was keep him, and it's a hundred percent correct because if the new boy's command, he's a boy, it's gonna be straight up them. This is fit we expect it as claw. I know the standards didn't drop, and like you said, uh the other week here we're uh celebrating straight up, come on, tell it's it's LA Doors. Well, that's a captain, that's a leader, rain out of that shit then. We're fucking just getting going. It's let the supporters run wild, we win it. We've got to now we're we're thinking about next week.
SPEAKER_09That's a leader, can't so Rangers look missing a tav this season. Rangers are missing a captain, a proper captain.
SPEAKER_04Well, we'll get on to the tav, but let's not speak about him. But uh I don't think Shanklin's definitely the captain.
SPEAKER_12He's a captain. He's gonna have to change it.
SPEAKER_04I honestly think that Serbian guy's a captain. Yeah, I do. I I I just think Drago VJ. I can't say his name, but I'll I'll get drago. He's a captain, but he's young and rah, he can he score that pitch, and then he fucked up for a goal. He put a past to Ruskin. I'd probably get a Raskin to be honest. If he's Biden, I would get the ham. Again, I thought like a boy he came in for Sunday.
SPEAKER_12Up in promotions, captain at Sunderland. You'd think he'd be like well capable of.
SPEAKER_04He just reminds me of a boy with team for leads, uh centre midfielder. Does now look like he's up to play for a big club, Ken? He's he better be at Diddy Club in England, can.
SPEAKER_07Oh looking big, big fish and a smart.
SPEAKER_04But you'd think, Ken. I think a lot of these boys also come up here think it's gonna be a piece of thing. And again, that's for McGregor command and say no, no, by the way. It's just not easy by the way.
SPEAKER_12You'll go to fucking here and they're just gonna rattle straight in you in the first two minutes.
SPEAKER_04So be prepared for it. And if you're shy, I'm gonna tell you. It's a different, it's can maybe near in terms of quality, it's nowhere near England, but in terms of you're not gonna get any time in the bar. Like you, but you uh you've said it quite a lot. It's a lot of these players are playing for to pay a mortgage, can't because if it plays shit depends on it and they didn't get their next contract, they're looking for a posty job. Give out of me. You're not getting that in England. No, so there's a desire there.
SPEAKER_09Yeah. No, but it's uh it's a good topic. I love it. We're only three games in the season. Like it's gonna be a long season, isn't it?
SPEAKER_07Six games of wealthy new we'll be speaking about. Absolutely.
SPEAKER_04I hated them. Fucking hated. I wish we were in fucking pre-season. Doesn't it bother you? You forget about it. But I think I spent a couple of months, uh again, for a couple of months, and then the fit bar starts wound up again, man.
SPEAKER_12Lenny goes hating his mother out again. He goes, honestly, there's something wrong with that. He says done, he's like, you know, because I can manage to keep it for a while again, and then it just takes over my it just affects you, shouldn't it?
SPEAKER_04It's only it's only boys kicking a bar about a park, and you hear it, why the fuck it's allowed. They're just kicking a bar, you don't understand. Like it's right to the pit of your stomach. Do you know what I mean? You can't, and I I wish, I just tell myself why. It's just you can't help it.
SPEAKER_12There's no explanation for it.
SPEAKER_04We've uh Kent each other since we're fucking at high. And it's all with Kent, it's Fitba. And it's it's our it's our game, it's our fucking life, Fitma. And we've grew up and we've never we've fucking slagged Fitbow, but it's air, it's part of your life.
SPEAKER_05Three things come up and truth, uh, you can't look at it.
SPEAKER_04You can't separate fit. You can tell yourself I want, I didn't care.
SPEAKER_12But you do can you say like and I'm fine with it. You're not you're me. You'll never be fine with it.
SPEAKER_07Can my my mental health will be fucked face out?
SPEAKER_05I've been fine.
SPEAKER_07I'll be we are for rails next week.
SPEAKER_09What's my night you got in the first game? Hall. Away. Easy.
SPEAKER_04Genuinely, I watched that European game against fucking jug fucking Young. Almost wrecking the TV.
SPEAKER_01And I fucking watched that whole game and I just couldn't believe I was watching.
SPEAKER_12Rangers be dreadful. Went to my bed.
SPEAKER_01Fuck this shit.
SPEAKER_12Because the rangers fan, you must be going, how's it gone so wrong?
SPEAKER_04Do you know what I mean? And I've teamed myself a lot of social media, so that's nah, that fucking helps me a bit. And uh even woke up in the morning, it's the fast thing it came in my head.
SPEAKER_08And nothing they're gonna be able to be able to defend them.
SPEAKER_04Unless you're a settling. That's why you hate him so that can just feel the bull.
SPEAKER_12The bull marks around the mouse.
SPEAKER_08Like I can all retire and set like I'm looking for the next and worsen a smug mark as a bit like Ken Man United, but today we're just used to women.
SPEAKER_04And now you're you're you were like now fit. Liverpool was like fucking at the time, can't that's a circle. But we're getting united on maybe come back.
SPEAKER_07We're getting it. Might tuck it. Might tuck another mentee.
SPEAKER_04But maybe you've had it in your lifetime, can I mean? I've had the glory of years in my lifetime.
SPEAKER_07I've had the glory of years of my lifetime. Aberdeen, Aberdeen. That's it now. And United, maybe I chat it.
SPEAKER_04Now you've just accepted that on it. Ken like 80s would have been the time. Imagine being an Aberdeen fan fate. You were imagine you were like 18 in 1980. Exactly. What a time that would have been. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_12You spoke to these other boys, and the stories are unreal, aren't they?
SPEAKER_04But they also I've spoken to boys and they say, you didn't appreciate it. Just turned up in Tory with a winner or get a win. It was five or six in the can.
SPEAKER_12Just a different 15 players of the season.
SPEAKER_07Strategy. Strategy's out of fuck.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. A great time for Scottish Football 80s and where's I just United as we all can. I'd be competitive, top four were competitive. Yeah, three foreigners rule totally fucked up in that. Bosman thing, aye. Just totally fucked it. Like definitely for Scottish football. Just fucked it out again. Yeah. Because there was times we a time we could compete with the English boys, okay? Like Rangers beat Leeds and that like you were speaking about Straken Leeds, right? Beat him. Rangers beat him over away.
SPEAKER_09That's right. Selling beat Liverpool. That's right. And Blackburn. Yeah. But Blackburn were a decent side. And Barcelona. That's still a great start that Dungeon United's only team tend to be undefeated. To Barcelona. To Barcelona. I dare say if I played him European, I might change.
SPEAKER_07See we see we ever dent though. Real Madrid.
SPEAKER_04For me that's a best Fitbast. Last team to beat him in a European Cup final. I think that's the best Fipper start ever.
SPEAKER_07That's mental.
SPEAKER_04That's that's incredible. Is it?
SPEAKER_07That's 40 year kid.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_07I mean it's news though, it's near as though Real Madrid didn't get to the European finals.
SPEAKER_04They've won a bit 13 and they're dying, kid. It's nuts, it's nuts. It wouldn't have been the same if it was fucking uh Galatas right and they hadn't been to a final six Red Star or something.
SPEAKER_08So the Premier League starts on Friday. Oh come on, we're speaking about Scotland manager. Oh do we speak about him?
SPEAKER_12Absolutely. I'm a Bastian Bugnoli.
SPEAKER_04Bognoli. 13 caps for Belgium as a player. Up to a bad player. Up through the system. Then he he was coaching the Belgium under 18s. Then he was he coached Union SG to their first ever Belgian tiger.
SPEAKER_12I've seen it Tony Blooms involved me.
SPEAKER_04Aye. 90 years. And then he had a bit of a rickety Monaco.
SPEAKER_09His win rate of Monaco wasn't too bad, it was a 42%. I think the Monaco just got rid of him.
SPEAKER_04I think Clint Clement was it Clement was.
SPEAKER_12I like the fact he's took a job. At our age, you'd think there'd be plenty of club jobs where he and he's went he's picked Scotland.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, so he's picking with style of football. So the first thing I looked at was like, how's he playing? How's he say he likes three to back and I like it? But I'd imagine if he plays three to back with Scotland, it's gonna be five at a back. But he likes to play a high press, can't the usual words. Kennas, I was thinking about it again. How much times did you bring in a new manager and you read other stuff about him? You're like, whoa, that's the team's get to look totally different. We're gonna play in a totally different way. And you go and watch a game and you go, just the same trick.
SPEAKER_12I think this is gonna be different. Yank. Aye. I think it's uh it's uh a good appointment.
SPEAKER_04I I I wanted a Scott I I was thinking your national degree if you do get a Scottish manager, but I just think there's Nibdi there. That's Nibdi's Nibdi available right now that's Scottish that I could see in a job, so almost hit to go for and he's got no skin in the game.
SPEAKER_12Can it's gonna be a clean slate.
SPEAKER_04Clean slate, aye. And obviously we've got a C Ure boys started well he didn't start, but he got 45 minutes for Sevilla boys like Luke Graham, young lad young lads going through. Might give him a chance, time to maybe start a fresh with a squad because Clark obviously had his boys. Which I didn't I didn't mind that new boy comes in, mate. I'd like a boy Fletcher. I fucking liked time for a seen him and that friendly. I think he's potential, but he need he needs to be playing though, does he?
SPEAKER_07He's played a lot preseason.
SPEAKER_04No, no, it is Sam. Oh well. I mean if he's playing for my United States. That's the same with the boy Urick anyhow. If he's playing in the league, he's straight out of the squad. Sevilla, especially as a striker. Yeah. But I I like it. I almost act him fit, I think. I just I I'm never I'm never getting to be negative, I'm just gonna be hope. Fingers crossed that he does a good job. I've seen a nations league goes.
SPEAKER_12He's straight into competitive games.
SPEAKER_04I'm encouraged by the fact that he seen like a minnow team and did well with him. So, like in international team terms, Scotland are a minnow team, so maybe that's fair. Some managers are suited with minnow teams, and they get a big job and they struggle. Scotland's like a minnow national team, so I just like the fact he's taken it at that young an age.
SPEAKER_12He's obviously wins to D well with 'cause he realizes it can really boost him.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. In a CV, like he's won a Belgian League with a minnow team, he's been Monaco manager, he's gonna get another club job somewhere, a decent club job.
SPEAKER_12And he's chosen to go to Scotland.
SPEAKER_07The only thing I'd say about the club jobs, especially the the Tony Bloom thing. You're kind of harmstrung by the pool of players you can pick in on Arsenal. He's been Tony Bloom's been pulling irongy of fire. Pulling I can get another fucking boys that nobody's heard of and in marking them superstars, or getting the potential superstars. So that's my that would be my only concern. Sorry, it's gonna be harmstrong with the players you've got to play.
SPEAKER_04Oh, he's got a pool, but like there's a few new boys that you think could get a chance, can't maybe be looking to like if you were an international manager, you're gonna look at every option, are you? Like far out there. Far the fit clubs of that, can far the boys playing the top leagues, then he's got plenty of time to go and look at these boys. Can we play in our September, late September? He's done his homework already. That's why he's DJ Job. And far's far's maybe neighboring in a team, far's the team been lacking. Food do we need? He definitely said he's looking to create he's looking to create chances. And that's fit is that's fit as sports have been shouting for, is it? Well, what I see what I see a mere advanced sort of style of play. Clark is very much back to the war, having a counter.
SPEAKER_12But we can't complain if we're getting humped because if he's mere attacking, this is for Abdi wants.
SPEAKER_07Well, this is for Abdi wants, because then it depends on why you play it, don't as well, because if he is choosing a mere technical player that can retain possession better, they might be better. They might be better rather than Clark's style of play for pragmatic. Pragmatic. He wasn't the two first, he was sitting in and can let the other team hit the bar. He might go along the lines of well, we get a bar and we keep a bar.
SPEAKER_04Well, he's he's he's so I'm looking for the best technical players. His top is listed is dominate possession. Alright, is it? He's high like off a bar, it's aggressive press to win it back as quick as you can. Okay, and then keep it. That's so instantly he's looking for technical players and he's looking for the case. I think this is why the SFA have gone for him. Because this is our complaints about Clark is he's near aggressive enough to go and try and win again. And this is for us boys are boot. So I've always said that Scotland gotta play with because we're not good enough. So you're desperate to be ranked desperate.
SPEAKER_07Maybe not good enough because his players Clark picked picked. And then we didn't care. He's got a pick for his style of football, it's gonna work. You just didn't care.
SPEAKER_04Clark tried to keep a possession against Brazil.
SPEAKER_11Aye.
SPEAKER_04You see the why they set out, they were playing it across the back, he tried his best. We will knock off up possession and look for happening. By getting caught, and Brazil doesn't even good enough to date.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but was because he players he had in.
SPEAKER_12So maybe we'll see Jacques Mill Nan yet playing on his centre butt on a butt.
SPEAKER_07Maybe uh you never know. Hey, you never you never know. The end of the C is first scored.
SPEAKER_04Hey, I fucking I I'm desperate for him to do well. I hope he does well. Uh huh.
SPEAKER_07Oh, I'd he does.
SPEAKER_04He's got big boots to fill because Clark's got the last three major tournaments. Absolutely. So the expectations are we are gone to major tournaments. Expectation on him is through a group.
SPEAKER_09Get us to a a uh a major championship and perform better. It's a remit.
SPEAKER_04Give us something to be proud about. Wales did it. Can I mean fucking Kate Furry? Get something to fucking get the major tournament and like Abdi to say, well, we couldn't have done any better. We've never done that in a major tournament. Fucking we beat Haiti. It was fucking magic, but it was a great double deflected goal. Aye, but can we won? It was the first game, it was a lot of excitement, and it was just a total let down after that. Was it really? But then again, Morocco and Brazil are two really good size game style. I think I think it was there. Was there a go for some? I think we played try to play Brazil like we should have tried to play Morocco.
SPEAKER_09We've underperformed in our three. Yeah, by far.
SPEAKER_04It's certainly Germany. Germany definitely.
SPEAKER_12I wouldn't say so much I've seen any heating against two top teams, but definitely Germany. Germany was a joke. It was a big let's that was fucking terrible.
SPEAKER_09These big players didn't turn up for him. No, and in the World Cup, especially uh McGinns and McDominies and that was.
SPEAKER_04Covet was you aye, I just didn't act this didn't feel like a major tournament to me. To me, we've been to the last two, not even was just that like a practice. I think even Clarkson said that didn't I feel even the players was half a crowd and it was at home and it just could be an extent to be home and isn't so forget. We'll get the next World Cup because it's gonna be 64.
SPEAKER_09Half of World's Cup. Alright, so Primer League starts this weekend. Um guessed getting predictions at your odo. Okay. Um so a few folk online have tried putting their predictions in as well. Still a chance to get your predictions online. Or was somebody asking if uh last man standing started or you've got I think we should maybe do it a couple of weeks, Ann. Settle it down and you're a boss.
SPEAKER_04You're a gun.
SPEAKER_09I've gotten money coming out for money coming in for fucking.
SPEAKER_04You my account now if you want. It's something you like that. You're a D in it, so you please yourself.
SPEAKER_09Right, predictions, just give it out like predictors. Yeah, so you want to start bottom? Start at the bottom. Start at the bottom.
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SPEAKER_09Okay, I've went for Hull. Hull.
SPEAKER_07Coventry.
SPEAKER_09Hull. Okay, hull. Nineteenth? Coventry. Coventry. Hull.
SPEAKER_14Ep switch.
SPEAKER_0918th. Ep switch. Ep switch. Ep switch. Fool's seventeenth?
SPEAKER_13Fulham. Sunderland. Sunderland. Coventry.
SPEAKER_04Coventry by dinner. I think Lampi's gonna do that. I get a game of hell season. He's gonna give him the last day. Show. Sixteenth.
SPEAKER_12Leeds.
SPEAKER_04Fool'em. Sunderland, Sunderland. Big that Ken. Big surprise last season. Massive drop after. Massive, massive drop after.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_09Uh fifteenth. Forest Leeds. Everton.
SPEAKER_10Unbelievable.
SPEAKER_09Fourteenth. Leeds. Hollis. Fourteenth. Newcastle. Redford. Redrun. Forrest. Twelfth. Forest. Bournemouth. You castle.
SPEAKER_12You castle. You castle.
SPEAKER_04You look in the same place as me. Bournemouth. Bournemouth. I Brighton and twelve and ninth. Ah shit. Far for far far have you got Brentford? Brentford 13th.
SPEAKER_09Villa? Nah. I've got M. Brighton Bournemouth. Newcastle Leeds. Yeah, I've got M. Forest.
SPEAKER_04Forest. Okay. Sorry.
SPEAKER_07I said Bournemouth. I've got Bray and Forest.
SPEAKER_04Chelsea.
SPEAKER_09Second.
SPEAKER_07Chelsea. Chelsea.
SPEAKER_04Say. Chelsea. Boys are looking far too much at night, Charlie Shield. We'll get that. Arsenal? Arsenal. Arsenal.
SPEAKER_09I've got Arsenal with Charles.
SPEAKER_04Charlie Shield is it. That's in a moment. If Seth won at game five now.
SPEAKER_07You boys would have had Seth definitely further up than you've gone. Nah, I think Arsenal's done well in the strength of that.
SPEAKER_12Looked at the depth of their squad. It's decent. Solid.
SPEAKER_04It's hard to pick it. Keon, did you watch it? After the post-game, Keon was getting way over the top. Champions League and I think.
SPEAKER_07I mean, don't get me wrong, I want to see Omd up first.
SPEAKER_04So do I.
SPEAKER_07Kate Consider. Like Second.
SPEAKER_04High. Shall they want Alonso at the helm?
SPEAKER_09So in the secret.
SPEAKER_04Signed Well Beck and fucking Jordan Enders.
SPEAKER_09They're getting looking getting rid of players. Neto and potentially Fernandez's outdoor and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_04Is that price in this cunt still air from Eurogo the Boy from Lincoln?
SPEAKER_07No. No, Villa signed him. Villa signed.
SPEAKER_12He's a known eye. Jesus. He's been he's been Hoide a training already in the first week. By Fitchigan. Emory Emory Hoidey Moot already.
SPEAKER_07He's a prick.
SPEAKER_04You are got Unite in the top four.
SPEAKER_09Yep. Just top three, I think. Five. I've got three. I think they're a good steady season.
SPEAKER_07Still a couple more boys to come in yet.
SPEAKER_09Bank. They're steady enough, bank. Abbott else has dropped off. I think Liverpool dropped off, obviously, with a new manager and up in the air. Oh, it is. There's that many new managers.
SPEAKER_04It'll be a massive surprise package that we covet by all finish fourth or something. No, but something like that. But nearly on.
SPEAKER_07There's a lot of folks still to sign. Ship ship boys. No, there's more than that, is there?
SPEAKER_12It's nearly middle of September or end of September.
SPEAKER_07So there'll still be a lot of chopping and changing, yeah.
SPEAKER_09Aye. No, I think United had a good season. I think Spurs, Spurs, Jury's still out. Spurs have obviously spent a lot of money and derby and uh goalie, they've just settled a goalie haven't they? Dakari, we've got another boy in King. Oh, they've signed a boy uh they've got a boy Kinsky, he's just signed a Japan keeper.
SPEAKER_12That's a disaster. Oh Japanese keeper.
SPEAKER_04He's near Japanese, so he's not even on that premise.
SPEAKER_12How many good goalies? Never been in.
SPEAKER_09Martinez are light years apart.
SPEAKER_12He trusts them, I definitely.
SPEAKER_07But gets what he's doing. Sure do we can Garnacho and Rashford last year? Sancho Sancho.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. But I think he believes.
SPEAKER_12I think he thinks he can drill at you on him.
SPEAKER_04If he didn't toe a line then fuck it.
SPEAKER_09Maybe aye. Did Abby Abdi Hull bottom apart for Coventry bottom? Coventry bottom hull. I must admit I disagree.
SPEAKER_04We some of your shouts about Rashford like Marsh. I think he could be a big thing. He could be the nugget for my United issue. I think like you've got Ken, we can't get a rear right. I'll get a chance. It's up to you. If you didn't say you love a club screwing screw and you he's definitely he's definitely can play. But you'd have signed for Barcelona's like play. Like I can then embark in the teen uh Claire Bolden. Claire Bolden. Ken, he's a decent player. England International can. Rashford could do something. If you could get him screwing up and back to his best, he could be a big asset for Man United.
SPEAKER_07Oh yeah, it's not getting a walk it, but I just I think he will.
SPEAKER_12Too much water under a bridge, yeah, possibly.
SPEAKER_04But again, like sometimes it's just this is good. Nobody can see him playing for Man United. It looked like it's never gonna happen ever again, and then a comeback can inspire a player.
SPEAKER_09Plus the man of management would be Karrack.
SPEAKER_04Carrick as well. I I don't think Karrick would play him if he thought he was poisonous to the squad.
SPEAKER_07No, either do I.
SPEAKER_04I don't think Karick would hear him around the place if he thought.
SPEAKER_07So it'll be interesting. See how we hear him.
SPEAKER_04I'm not sure he is. I think he's good. If you hear further players, he's quite a quiet lad, Ken. I think he just sometimes they get a reputation they don't reserve. Get a persona, do they? Sometimes he's can a lot of you judge boys in their body language, sometimes it looks like he's given up, Ken. Oh, it's horrific. I thought last season at Mon United was it. He did it looked like he'd given up, Ken. Is that because Mine United were getting beat by the time? Doesn't it matter, mate? You don't like to also say mentality. The blue collar shirt supporter wants to see boys working hard. Because if I was if I was playing, I would be if I was playing shite, I'd definitely be running and try to close boys down and taps.
SPEAKER_07He was walking about and jogging, letting boys run past him.
SPEAKER_04Somebody running and he just was not running. But sometimes they that's like the highlights real. Sometimes they pick individuals. You could almost find if you put a camera on one boy, you almost find that handy at least once in a game.
SPEAKER_07Ken, but what was that on the premise?
SPEAKER_12He was no, but I think he's got I think he's still gonna go for ruin the shots.
SPEAKER_07I think so as well. I hope so. Alright.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I understand what you're saying, but I'm still a bit of a But at the same time.
SPEAKER_07He plays for United, I'll be sporting.
SPEAKER_04You can't deny the guy his back quality. Of course he is. So if you can squeeze that out of him and get rid of the negative stuff, then you've got a player there.
SPEAKER_07That's maybe for Caracol commentally.
SPEAKER_04Exactly. If Karick's fucking uh I think Carrick might be alright, Ken, and it looks like he's a level-heated boy, but he doesn't attack shit, Ken. So he might be able to get something out of him. And that to me shows good management. If you can squeeze like Fergie was a master of getting like it can't I'd be 99% of managers could have handled him and he would have been a waste of time. But Fergie just treated him. Just can't we press his buttons, we bit a different tab deals, got a best out of him, got him a toe of the line. Okay, he fucking confood kicked a fan. But he was definitely a net gain for Martin, definitely even we that incident, no question about it.
SPEAKER_09I think Fulham's got a bad season. I think I think getting him getting relegated or below in charge. See, I've put him dude's my first SAP manager of a season.
SPEAKER_12That's a fair shock shock lead.
SPEAKER_09I think laser decent season.
SPEAKER_04It's a fair come dean for Real Madrid to full him. Craven cottage stadium still looks like it's fair. Fucking change the house can it's almost fine, ain't it?
SPEAKER_09Greeley played a charity shield, you ain't gonna get a uh a game under Maresca. No, he's a he's away.
SPEAKER_04He's folding in it, number 10. He's away. He did look a shadow can't replace Rodri.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, gotta replace Rodri. Oh Elliot Anderson.
SPEAKER_04I think he's a good player, but he he's nay if you compare him to Rodre, then you're he's saying we on a midfielder compared to Rodri. He's got a four-year deal at Barcelona, 65 million for a 30-year-old.
SPEAKER_12Pep's done a Fergie. He's seen Fitzcoming, he's moved.
SPEAKER_07Next Calvin Phillips is Elliot Anderson.
SPEAKER_04I don't think so. I think he's a good player. He's near Rodre, but I still think he's a good player. I thought he was good.
SPEAKER_09I think he'll be fine this season. Watch Mourinho, you'll understand Fergie had him plays.
SPEAKER_12Okay. Interesting.
SPEAKER_07Can't be ass watching it still.
SPEAKER_09Well Fergie Mourinho was going to be the next manager of my night. When Fergie left, we discussed it with Mourinho, Mourinho header. It was going to be anything, but then last minute.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_09So Premier League starts this weekend. Football is fully back on. Yes. Omni Omni Else got um Fudjink's gonna be sacked first. Well, first sacking.
SPEAKER_12Could be Mureska. Liverpool manager. Nah. I think he'll do all right. Nah, Liverpool. That's sacked managers. They'll give you a season. I think he has season. That's what I mean.
SPEAKER_07Falls in at Forrest.
SPEAKER_12Oh, Glasner.
SPEAKER_07Glasner, he's going first. Mariakis is a maniac. Glasner's a good job. Glasner's a good manager. Good manager.
SPEAKER_04Mariaken is maniac. Fucking Decembre. December. Debra boy. Zebs. Zebs. There's a lot of pressure on him. Spurs are a different club. Again, leave his left. They're splashing the cash. So if he doesn't get a drink early, he could be out in his ear. He's spunked a lot of money, isn't he? That's well, that's why he's under a lot of pressure. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Ken. And the boys is bought the worth that price still spurs than a man united of old. Isn't Villa that as well? They've set a lot of players.
SPEAKER_12Because it's not radio and why out, the amount of players that have gone. Big hole in their squad. So you think there's going to be a regular boy's coming I get to come in. So we'll see. Still got McGinn.
SPEAKER_07Still got super John McGinn. I'm looking forward to the start of the season.
SPEAKER_04But fans doing it, Alton Towers with McGinnon in the back of the shirt.
SPEAKER_07Snaphy Birmingham, of course.
SPEAKER_04Big legend doing it.
SPEAKER_12It looks wide wide open this year with the amount of new managers there is.
SPEAKER_07Oh, I'll be a lot of chopping and changing.
SPEAKER_09Like, yeah. Right, move on to one kind of week this weekend.
SPEAKER_04Andy Holiday. Bumping his gums and be ducking tough in your back. Let's talk butcher backing on. Duck Hate back and McCoy's back. Ken Wilkins. Fuck you. Ken, it's passing a past night. You get what I mean? He's picking up you. And it's not just one. He's got out of place here, Kent, is he? You need to say once. Ken.
SPEAKER_12Say not every bottle.
SPEAKER_04What the hell the shit? A boy's his time's up. He's gone. Ken, it was not like he was a massive success as a captain. How much trophies he won as Rangers captain in 10 years? Can I mean?
SPEAKER_07But I'd be saying it, three or four through fact.
SPEAKER_01Can I mean I liked having here? His time's up.
SPEAKER_04His time's up. I think 99% of the fan base would have said the same thing. And you've got his can't. Oh, he's an upgrade. Did he watch somebody's defending in Europe? Honestly. They're looking for scapegoats. It's silly, isn't it? A boy's time's up, he's away, but he's a good player for Rangers. Digging the wrong, and I like David here a bit. Bring him back. After four games. Just kinda. Ken S boy's played for about a highest level. How can at a high level anyway? How then? Just speaking absolute nonsense, Ken. Just annoys me. Click me. I suppose that is a bit of what and you get sucked into it, do you? Definitely. Especially when it's your club. He's wanting boys like me to bite, Ken. He's winning. He's winning, he's winning. He's won. He's got one. He's got been hooked and teen out of the water. It's nay, it's nay a big achievement hooking me. It's not a big achievement. You could say the slightest thing to me and I'd be in a rage, Ken. There's no joy in that.
SPEAKER_09If you hook somebody that's hard to hook, that's that's impressive.
SPEAKER_04You're easily hookable at all.
SPEAKER_07I'm only I'm only ne easy hookable if I can somebody's trying to hook my. I didn't can you try to hook. You was genuine.
SPEAKER_12That's what you're hooking.
SPEAKER_05I wasn't trying to hook it.
SPEAKER_04I'm worse. I'm worse. If I can try to hook fully worse. It's near it's near an achievement.
SPEAKER_09I'll I'll just say mine quickly uh it's gonna be S for a while. FIFA FIFA again. Oh FIFA again, mate. Well, the the sack a boy that uh was against Infantino. I heard that a day, sorry. Sacked him. Just sacked him. You spoke bad about Infantino, get the fuck out of your fucking so they're in.
SPEAKER_04Can't go against the boss. Halo bottle fit as can't just go out to the boss and tell him you're fit your day in his arms, corrupt as fuck. Yeah, you can get sucked. It's a boss. He's negative survived though, I don't think.
SPEAKER_07No, he's it's impossible.
SPEAKER_04He's just uh every association, even SFA, are against him now. SFA do the SFA your car's marked.
SPEAKER_09When if SFA use the AI again, like they've got the manager again. Should we go against the Fantino and Chat GPT?
SPEAKER_07We are the Scottish Football Association and we run the Scottish Football League. Should we go against the FIFA president that they do?
SPEAKER_09Supposedly used AI too. Use the AI to get the manager. I damn believe that. Fuck off. Should have spelled Posta Koglu, did that see he's he's got the co-manager's job at Ronaldo, is he?
SPEAKER_12He's doctor, he's doc he's doctoring his accent. Have you seen a clip? Oh no, isn't it because he's doing a stupid accent, isn't he? When he's talking to journalists, and I just kind of get used to him carrying Ronaldo mate. He's putting the accent on when he's doing him interviews.
SPEAKER_04Come on, so Ronaldo's speaking about retiring. Because Messi said it and Messi's further does he that explains how we like that must have been hard going.
SPEAKER_12If your further's at death's door and you're gonna get into World Cup, it's no idea of preparation, is it?
SPEAKER_09No. Same as Keane said, it's not he and a baby can't it's no use dying.
SPEAKER_12That wouldn't be easy to focus on that. Fucking brother.
SPEAKER_09That's what your father would say. You're gonna mix her.
SPEAKER_12It just it consumes my life.
SPEAKER_04That's all you need to say.
SPEAKER_12That's how I can't frame it. It's like there's just so much to like how things are done, like fit means for your burn, trying to separate you, blood, and trying to like separate your kid for Ahan L's and say your name's beat being biased to your in kid, and just then just are they progressing, are they nay progressing? A lot of internal head shacking. Ah like and then I'm sitting at my desk and it's like consuming my work. Thinking about Fitbow. You must get in a little bit of means, because it just like fucks me a head, like it's just mental. I thought you said to focus week, you're better off being coins, because then you have to worry about us. Ah, yeah.
SPEAKER_11You still play Fitback. I know, I know. I'm Ken.
SPEAKER_12As long as parents, and just to make my point clear, it's near about what in my loon to be the best player. That's N if it's about it's just just uh Oh Duncan, you're just starving.
SPEAKER_07I can't that's what I'd be says to my own.
SPEAKER_04Is that me like uh you could uh get involved, so you just drop a mouth, fuck off, and pick them up.
SPEAKER_12I think maybe a lot of it comes to be with your passion for the game, I think, as far as how it gets into you like and it's just yeah, yeah, I can imagine.
SPEAKER_09I just as long as long as there's parents uh coaching kids, kids, there's always gonna be a bit of bias as well. Is there a lot of people?
SPEAKER_12But the biggest thing is I look at the kids are oblivious, like Lenny's oblivious to Aahan and you're gonna it's just in your head.
SPEAKER_07I like born parents for our kids fit bar. And folk folk laugh at me from the CS, but I like to hear them just drop your kids off and go above. And training by training, uh yeah.
SPEAKER_04No one does, but games they should be sitting in the cars, it should be you should get a should wear a gag back.
SPEAKER_07Honestly, the the amount the amount of and you see it. Fuck talking, Yamu. I've seen I've seen it um it could be a dad. I've seen it a million times. Ken a kid will play differently depending on.
SPEAKER_12My alone a hundred percent plus different if I'm near there. It'll be totally different. Because the joke new gun, go and just turn around and dunk.
SPEAKER_07Totally different. You'll maybe see how we kids, it's it's like their mom and dad's here have split up. So the mum talks in one work and the dad talks in the next. Kid will be two different two different types of kids Wicking Wicking Wick depending for mom and daughter's.
SPEAKER_12Can we just start a new thing at trainers? One of the coaches brought a water bottle holder. So that goes right next to the pitch for their training, so it means maybe it runs over to their parents. So they just run inside the pitch to take a drink of water and then I go near their parents.
SPEAKER_04Is it is a is a part of my inside saying is any good for a kid to be put in different environments again? Because yeah, you get used to that as a football player, right?
SPEAKER_07You have to admit, I think you've got to got to let kids enjoy their football as well.
SPEAKER_04Absolutely.
SPEAKER_07Because it's kids' football.
SPEAKER_04But you're also teaching them a game as well at the same time.
SPEAKER_07But then let the coaches the amount of shit you get parents on outside the room. The coach is telling a kid to do one thing. Maybe you worked on it all the other work and trying to develop a kid, and then a parent fucking doesn't kick the bar in eye's life if it's a fucking armchair fan, thinks he's an ex Marino. Try to tell him the kid fit to D. And the kid's looking at his dad, then looking at the coach, then looking at his daughter.
SPEAKER_11That's what happens.
SPEAKER_07Fuck off. He can us all you parents. Fuck off.
SPEAKER_11It's difficult. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_04I can have you. You're like a I can you there's a wee bit of your tongue in your cheek here, but it's also a bit of truth to you can't abandon parents if they come into one of their kids.
SPEAKER_12You can't abandon I wish you could. I can't wait to meet though, I because I've tried multiple that's 13 months of Medina, I've tried multiple different things. Yeah. Forget a best toot my loon because like I'm just I'm quite a forceful character and he kenz that, can I mean it's like it just fucks right.
SPEAKER_04And it I guess every parent thinks their kids should be playing. There's a lot of that, I think.
SPEAKER_07And you kinda as a coach, you kinda just stand and say, Well, your kid's shit.
SPEAKER_04No, you'd like to say uh you'd like to say our kids ain't good enough.
SPEAKER_07Your kid's any good enough, so you're not playing, but they should be playing.
SPEAKER_04Well you're bullying him. You're you're mean.
SPEAKER_07You're mean. Well a mean man. I'm a mean mum, no. I'm teaching life skills. Well, if he wants to play, he's got to fucking improve projection, improve your game, working something. The only way you can life think you can get better is if you work hard.
SPEAKER_04And I'd uh last dance documentary, Michael Jordan. Couldn't I get a game for a high school team? And he came back and he was greeting his mum with fit strongly, can't I get in a basketball team? And his mum says, Well, you better start working your balls aft. So if when you go back next year, you will get in. And that's exactly if it happened. And look if it happened. It's near the end of the world if they're not playing now, just you've got to work harder. But try to tell, try and tell a kid out.
SPEAKER_09I think Maradona got too far, was we just got niff it with training. No. No. But it's different it's different.
SPEAKER_07I can't differ in such, but just I mean, look how much uh we keep on hopping back to the good old, bad old days, but we we didn't start playing organised football to those 11 year old. Can I mean we just played at the park with your mates? That's not happening now, they're not.
SPEAKER_04Parents getting that involved and I was playing with that.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, didn't you?
SPEAKER_12That's what I'm saying, that's why it's different, and that's why I'm saying it fucks my head. Because I'm complicit in that and you're gone. And I and I can't go back to well, maybe you got involved in us. So why am I getting involved in the stuff?
SPEAKER_07Well, just get cursed at talking kids to fans.
SPEAKER_12I'm actually thinking of taking a sabbatical because it's fucking with my head that much. Just gonna send her when sometimes as a kid you're quite oblivious to the politics though, getting it.
SPEAKER_04Decent fucking adults. It's just a general hang for me.
SPEAKER_12You would get it. It's just a general hang just thinking about it, daddy tangent. How can I mark him better? How can he play better DNS or just leave it to your coaches? No, I can't uh mad on it, shit.
SPEAKER_09I can study it. Your story about parents fighting at the side of the lines and stuff like that, and it's it's fucking crazy, isn't it? Shouldn't go on. Kids are right to play for that.
SPEAKER_04Well, if that happens, you should be banned for life. Kids' game, why are you fighting?
SPEAKER_07Stay a World Cup.
SPEAKER_04No.
SPEAKER_07But you're right, you push your kids on as bad as you can.
SPEAKER_12I'm hardening them, like I know I've been like, oh, it's funny, but I'm harding him for a reason. Like, I'm not gonna tell him he's amazing.
SPEAKER_07Well I was hard on Leo when he was growing up because I was his coach. So he got the brunt route because I took his frustrations at two and ham because I could. It wasn't a fair and ham, but you you can understood that as well, but then it's still not fair, but it's uh it's uh it's a hill podcast and sell kids for that.
SPEAKER_11Oh no.
SPEAKER_07Angel Reese WNBA. I've been I've been fascinated by the WNBA of late. I don't care why. Never uh Women's National Basketball Women's Association. Just that's Angel Reese can't. She thinks she's oh that's Megan Rampino for fucking basketball. She thinks she's brilliant and she's hoarsh. But Caitlin Clark's a superstar.
SPEAKER_03Who the fuck do you can have a basketball?
SPEAKER_07Nothing, nothing.
SPEAKER_12So I'm in I'm in the wife is. So I think so. I think I'm on is this the big doll black lassie? Alright. I think she's uh and the Carter women's white lassie.
SPEAKER_07Oh yes, yes. She's she's unbelievably brilliant. Angel Reese thinks she's magic. Her stats are horrific, by the way. And you watch her. Oh my god. Brilliant, and that's Angel Reese. She just she thinks she's all that. And now Mike can oh this is how good she thinks. Oh, no one, no one cares about Jordans anymore because she's talking about a new trainer. No, no one cares about Jordans. Everyone will be wearing my trainer.
SPEAKER_09I was marking them sketchers or something. Fuck no. I did see I I've seen clips with you because she's in her face all the time.
SPEAKER_07And then in the last game, or she called her off, she clocked her. Jordan's now, every time she posts stuff up, Jordan's just after her.
unknownAye.
SPEAKER_07Aye. In uh Kevin Girant's wheel, Kevin, the basketball boys wheel, he's after her as wheels. Funny as fuck. So it popped up in my reels a few times. Now I'm I'm just deep in it. Really invested in.
SPEAKER_09Deep in the women's basketball. Fucking hell, boys. We're changing. Antiques roadshow, women's basketball. Donkey Witellson.
SPEAKER_07Honestly, I because she thinks she's all that and she's trying to see oh, Fuca coming to basketball and watch her. Nobody's coming and watch her. She's a laughing store. She's coming to watch Caitlyn Clark. And her mate blonde haired lasse.
SPEAKER_04I thought it was something different because I was uh I something in the wife who's basketball was quite controversial. The wifey McClane said something about uh the gender thing that they're gonna do.
SPEAKER_07Oh, I see the thing you gonna uh Caitlyn Clark making.
SPEAKER_04So she's getting a lot uh stick.
SPEAKER_07Kenfitt's happening now. She's being booed and uh one of the ex NBA stars fake I like a few years ago retired, has now put himself forward for the draft for the WNBA. Because they're because they're not coming out the WNBA are not coming out to define a woman uh gender in their their discriminating their their their policy and I think basically opens us so boys says, right, I'm going for a draft. Ex-professional male basketball players going for a female draft next next season.
SPEAKER_11What else can I talk about?
SPEAKER_07And he says if if they didn't accept me, I'll just sue him. Wow. He'll score about 100 points in the first quarter.
SPEAKER_13Uh-uh, I know.
SPEAKER_07So I say I I'm really invested in it.
SPEAKER_09I quite like it. I can tell.
SPEAKER_07I love it.
SPEAKER_09Says moving America, NFL, basketball, baseball? I can't stand baseball.
SPEAKER_04I liked it though, and I did like it when I was a good one. You got hit the bar? You see your Red Sox are fucking flying now. Since Geo, I quite how much home runs was that were you?
SPEAKER_12Er didn't see any. Because the Marlins are like the worst team ever.
SPEAKER_04But the Red Sox were an art at a time, but they've went us amazing. They're like up to third.
SPEAKER_09They're like rock bottom. So fast playing in Munich, is it the NFL or is NFL? NFL NFL.
SPEAKER_03NFL's fucking amazing.
SPEAKER_09You got to go over to Munich for the Patriots games?
SPEAKER_04Is it I'll be a good game on St.
SPEAKER_09I'd say there's a lot of Scot uh starting army gun here. Aye. Aye for it.
SPEAKER_04My Boston. A lot of aye. So they sp they're just gonna put Boston, we're spoken to Patriots in the game.
SPEAKER_09Right uh fuck the Patriots. Mark of Truth end this week. The mark of truth. I must go there.
SPEAKER_07Oh no, and you go, Shen. No, you go. Well no, since it was what since it was my birthday.
SPEAKER_01What was it?
SPEAKER_07Oh actually. Oh happy birthday. Yesterday. Oh was it? On Monday, in fact. It was the day.
SPEAKER_04Last year, your 40s. See, you could fuck up with chat, so like saying six days time, it's new, it's name uh dunk's birthday. No, it's say I just say dunk. Just somebody say happy birthday, Dunk. I bet there's a Q underneath say the same thing. Even though you just made a but like me, I'm thinking.
SPEAKER_07I didn't that's Dunk's birthday's name.
SPEAKER_04I done that once. Dunks are bad. You gay can't skin each other's birthday.
SPEAKER_09Because we're all 40 days and 25th. I mean going on to Facebook and it came up Scott Reed's birthday. So I went in the chat. Happy birthday. And now people thought, happy birthday, dog, and dogs name my birthday. I'll go on Facebook, it was another Scott Reed.
SPEAKER_07So I so thanks for Abdi too concerned about my birthday. Thanks very much. Fiddy get Andrew.
SPEAKER_04I'm so this is the last thing in your 40s. That is fucking unbelievable, is it? You're all about 50. 50.
SPEAKER_05Can I let one left? Wow.
SPEAKER_03That's meant to feels like yesterday was gonna come.
SPEAKER_09Oh be 21.
SPEAKER_05I'm right for you, pass your test, dude.
SPEAKER_04You are one of the first boys.
SPEAKER_07You read civic or dean laps in the human master for Metro N415.
SPEAKER_11Fucking that's a great car. That was ages ago. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_07Every time you're 40 years out. 41 year out. No, sorry. 31 year ago. But it's neat, isn't it?
SPEAKER_04It's just that they were sitting in the VG dike watching that boy do the flyby. We're fishing.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I'm looking.
SPEAKER_04I still see, I can still see.
SPEAKER_07Fucking laugh.
SPEAKER_03Oh man, I can't believe you're gonna be 50 next time.
SPEAKER_07Next next year.
SPEAKER_12Well done making it to 50. Well done making it to 50. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07A lot of stuff can happen. Commentators cursed.
SPEAKER_05It's not your fault, Doug.
SPEAKER_04I have a good bit to go, though.
SPEAKER_07You're only five.
SPEAKER_04No, I'm forty-four and next month. Oh, yeah. So I've six years. Six and a bit years. Six and a bit year. Ages.
SPEAKER_10This time of life it's next. Yeah, less for murder new. Flyby. You're first of September, are you? Aye.
SPEAKER_07Flyby.
SPEAKER_04Mine is easy, mate.
SPEAKER_07Birthday. Got uh got a new I got an apron. Oh. For a barbecue. For a Joe.
SPEAKER_04Why why straight away am I picturing you with an apron and nothing else on? I'm envisioning the apron with a cooking bar.
SPEAKER_07No, you need a proper like leather apron. Oh yeah, but nay leather, but it looks like it can.
SPEAKER_12So yeah, the black gloves on it go with the apron, innit?
SPEAKER_07And it's got the got the pockets for your hands.
SPEAKER_04Like you're ready to butcher a human.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, and I got a new cover for my Joe. So I got a new cover for that. So delighted.
SPEAKER_04CSS's presents for a 50 40 days.
SPEAKER_07This is what you have to look forward to. Only one, so I got I got a couple birthday cards. I think I got three in total.
SPEAKER_05Oh your mum whistle in the bear's basically.
SPEAKER_04I was I'd be fuck upset with that, but you are done like that. Cards.
SPEAKER_07She's been putting the happy birthdays in group chat. A boy at work comes through at dinner time with fucking cakes and a hand.
SPEAKER_04I did think about bringing a cut. I didn't think a couple of candles like that. I didn't think you'd appreciate it.
SPEAKER_07No, I wouldn't have. And the boy boys like, oh, next year 50 will hit part in us. Do you fucking dare?
SPEAKER_04Definitely party. Definitely. 50 is a half century. It's a party. It's a party. Even if we hate a surprise, you mean again again. After that, I had a surprise 21st.
SPEAKER_09I had a surprise 40th. I had a surprise 30th. I think it was yours. 40th. 40th. 40th. I've never recovered 50. My 40th, I've got wilding like COVID.
SPEAKER_03Fucking violence. First kid.
SPEAKER_07Exactly. We've gone back to D.
SPEAKER_041050. 50 is the biggest thing, I think. It is. Unless you hit honour, which is never honour. 50 is the biggest thing you ever hear. We'll do something, yeah. 100%. It'd be a bucketless thing, can something you've always wanted to do. Something niche.
SPEAKER_05Bowen out of hunting. Dear bon.
SPEAKER_07Hunter colour. Naked nothing.
SPEAKER_05And a buggy bag.
SPEAKER_07And a bag of balls.
SPEAKER_05Make it top of the top out of the boxes, and my mother made it a ball. When did you like the strongest sniper gun in the world?
SPEAKER_04There's no way I'm hunting honey on the book. I just gotta be quiet.
SPEAKER_05Just butt with fucking heart short and sculpt and I'll shoot myself.
SPEAKER_07I'll be back in laugh.
SPEAKER_05It's the rookies, don't you? Somebody get killed. We'd be absolute drunkies. Never fire a gun at deal in our life. Look at the look at how you do that in my food hat off.
SPEAKER_08Master fucking knife and fucking crocodile dundee. I took up a child to buy. Rambo.
SPEAKER_07Rambo's knife. John Rambo's knife. Camouflage on the face. Give a nutshell. Get fucking lost. Nah, I know. I parked up here to sniff.
SPEAKER_12Getting rescued off the mountain.
SPEAKER_07So Mars era with the goggles. 1.7 miles to 30 degrees west. Wind from the east at 13 miles per hour. I'm sitting with a scotch. Bang you, bastard.
SPEAKER_04Definitely study for it again.
SPEAKER_07Oh, we'd hear the gear.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, no, I wouldn't go hunting, that's killing animals.
SPEAKER_07But we're gonna eat them. Ah, true.
SPEAKER_09Just go fishing then. That's boring for me.
SPEAKER_07Stunning getting caught all in the water. We're going through trenches and snooking.
SPEAKER_04That's a hang with a bow and ara, give them a mere chance. It's not fair, you've got a gun. A bow and aracken. That means you've got to get close enough that they could see you and come and fuck you up. Man against creatures. Man against creature.
SPEAKER_07Big red dog just staring you to be. Come on in.
SPEAKER_05Have you ever seen that video with kangaroos? Oh, I'm not.
SPEAKER_07Come up and fucking boy just a body kangaroo's legs where you saw that cut your thing. I'd seen for the boy kangaroo goes a dog and the boy just kangaroos a bit stunned. Then we should do that a kangaroo fight.
SPEAKER_09Well think a song.
SPEAKER_07So if it was a question, so going back to cards. Does anyone read the inside of cards? Can if your mum's wrote two Kevin Love.
SPEAKER_11Mam just open it. Just open it.
SPEAKER_07Nobody reads that. And does Owny actually read the writing? Can the print inside?
SPEAKER_02I do read the Byron, but I dare read the pr the pre-print. You just open it and go, Oh cheers. You never read it. I'd find it.
SPEAKER_01Oh cheers.
SPEAKER_02I'd definitely read it if it's fair wife.
SPEAKER_01To the best husband that I've ever had.
SPEAKER_08Kate reads her to her poems.
SPEAKER_04Poems, aye. Poems in it inside. County kisses. You've got to do the snooker, snooker triangular kisses.
SPEAKER_05Three, two, one, five. Nah, five.
SPEAKER_09Four, three, two.
SPEAKER_05Oh no, I've got Nick your dad though. Or your brother.
SPEAKER_09I've got ten three one. I write below it. Ten three one. Nah. Ten letters, three words, one meaning. What? Whoa. You fucking do as you can.
SPEAKER_12You're like an absolute clown. That is like probably the biggest quiet moment that's ever happened in this podcast.
SPEAKER_07I feel I feel uneasy.
SPEAKER_12I feel uneasy, you know?
SPEAKER_04I don't even care if I mean, I just care as bad.
SPEAKER_09Repeat that. Repeat it slowly for us. So I'll say happy birthday, lots of love. My name is uh 1031. If it's a ten three one mean. Ten letters, three words, one meaning. I'm they say no anyway.
SPEAKER_03I love you.
SPEAKER_04I love you, kiss kiss.
SPEAKER_05That's nine. That's four. You've got to tell us. Ten letters. Ten letters one meaning.
SPEAKER_07Even up. That's a shot of shit, folks.
SPEAKER_04If it's a mean right now, not necessarily. We can't we're gonna get to find out. We'll get to find it. You've we'll not find your poem. You've you've no it's near like a uh universal thing. It's just a you and a length thing.
SPEAKER_01Ten letters of that's even worse. Ten letters. Three words.
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SPEAKER_11That is unbelievable, mate. You should have kept that.
SPEAKER_07Shit.
SPEAKER_04So you just said that you went. I need a guaranteed blow job for it. I'll be on a hang when it comes to that though. Right, the soppy shit you make. Oh no.
SPEAKER_07No, no, no. All I think. It's even my birthday that I was marking a wife for breakfast. Ten letters, three words, one meaning.
SPEAKER_08So I I read the cards.
SPEAKER_07Nobody does.
SPEAKER_04If anybody's got any guesses, I pop them in the box. Pop them in the buy my coffee.
SPEAKER_12That could be some funnies.
SPEAKER_11Could be ten letters one meaning. Wow. That's love.
SPEAKER_09Alright, so uh cards. I don't know how we bit I'm a bit sick here.
SPEAKER_07Feeling embarrassed for him. Tucking a beamer.
SPEAKER_01So it's actually worse than a beam.
SPEAKER_12He's going to be white. I thought he was going your own way again.
SPEAKER_04Is it acceptable for uh to say gay phrases to your wife?
SPEAKER_07Fitzgerun gayer than being gay.
SPEAKER_04Me and a wife had a bit like well me, I want to involve a wife with an idea for a new quiz. It was called gay or nay. So you get your name and you've got to tell them if they're gay or not.
SPEAKER_09Just a name. Just a name. Well, I've got seen any one of mine. I've got if it's a worse name for a kid. Worse name for a kid. So gay or nay. I go back.
SPEAKER_04No, no, no, no. I was we was actually listening to radio and it was a boy, er Tony Blackburn. And I thought I said to the wife, he's is he gay? She goes, Ah, he's definitely gay. And I looked up, he's naked. He's naked. He's naked. But Paul Gum. Is it Gabby Gain? He's gay. I was surprised. I didn't again he was gay. So I was thinking that's a good quiz. Is he gay or me?
SPEAKER_07Nay by name, but by voice.
SPEAKER_04Oh gay. Oh person, or niches and a subtle ones. You thought there were like Kim Booth. I thought he was gay, but he's never well he's married with kids, but Giles Giles Brandworth.
SPEAKER_09I think if I is a nay. I think he's gay either. Cliff Richard.
SPEAKER_07He's named again.
SPEAKER_04I should be a third option. Still still in the closet.
SPEAKER_07Interesting game.
SPEAKER_09Names. Bad names. I was in there and I've written a worst name for a kid. Name a film that everybody loves, but you think shite of heaps.
SPEAKER_12There's loads of it.
SPEAKER_04Ghost. Dirty Dancing. Ghost Dirty Dancing. Pretty woman. Terrible, terrible films. They're absolutely shocking. Ghost. Have you seen Ghost? Ghost Garbage. It's one of the worst films I've ever seen in my life.
SPEAKER_07Good film. The hell James Bond franchise. Star Wars. You could argue that. Star Wars. I like Star Wars, the first three Star Wars. Absolute guy.
SPEAKER_04I'm with you with James Bond and I died. A lot of muck. Keep a shit. You James Bonds are unbelievable. Gosh. Conair. That's a fucking grip.
SPEAKER_05Such a cheap kind of cheap film. What a film that is. Fucking Nicolas Cage. When he walks through the bullet.
SPEAKER_09That's one of the actor ever. Nicolas Cage. Put the bunny back in the box.
SPEAKER_04I mean, at the point.
SPEAKER_03Diehards.
SPEAKER_04Mike. Cheesy kind, like.
SPEAKER_12Cheesy kind, but diehard wand. Come on.
SPEAKER_04Diehard one. You can't get it.
SPEAKER_12You can't knock out the greatest Christmas film ever.
SPEAKER_04It's a better copy saying a hell franchise. Because there's some good diehards and some terrible in scale. That's a goodie.
SPEAKER_07Oh, the bonds are gosh, though.
SPEAKER_04No, no, no. No, no. No, I'll wear it with Bond. Like, I can't get into Bond attack. I wish I could, Kenny. It's a bit like uh you just mentioned Sopranos. I've had a few attempts at Sopranos, just can't get into Spain. I'm a big mafia film guy. I just can't get into Sopranos.
SPEAKER_12I'm he likes.
SPEAKER_04Try to think of a right beginning. Just all that chick flicks and stuff and I like again.
SPEAKER_09Titanic. Gosh. Save in private Ryan. Yeah, fan of my. Oh, that's a good film. I like it.
SPEAKER_07Forrest Gump.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_12Brilliant.
SPEAKER_09That's the top mind my top ten films about you. It's up to a great film. It's a great film. It's a great film.
SPEAKER_12Green Mile. Brilliant film. Fucking hell. Honestly. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Scarface. I'll be in my top ten.
SPEAKER_09Green Mile. Roger Bull. A lot onning Adam Sandler's in. A lot of his stuff is shit.
SPEAKER_08I suppose.
SPEAKER_04I think in like big films that are shit. I'm getting I'm getting well order here. The first Rocky. The first Rocky. I don't think it's a great rock. It is. That's why it's kind of lit 'em off. But I don't think it's that great.
SPEAKER_07Compare it to two, three, or four. I can't but you're comparing that.
SPEAKER_04But usually a first movie's like the best in the franchise.
SPEAKER_07But standalone movie is better than a lot of shit, too.
SPEAKER_04Jurassic Park. What a lot of shit. What a nonsense. I believe in dinosaurs, huh? That's a bullshit. There's never a dinosaur ever.
SPEAKER_09No? Nah.
unknownProve it.
SPEAKER_04Similar elephants we hear. I was never when I went. Mammoth. Mammoth. That's a heap of shit. That's just films.
SPEAKER_05They found him.
SPEAKER_04How did they find him? They found him. Badass fossils. That's just folk fucking about fiction. Oh god, I got a bit of a shit. I've got a list here because you just need a list and then they jump into your head. That's a magic magic film. I'd know uh country for old men. I watched that, I thought it was a big shite. I would like them.
SPEAKER_12Lord of the Rings.
SPEAKER_09Gosh. I've never watched it. Never watched OnlyFans. Never watched OnlyFrame. Only a Harry Potter. Harry Potter nonsense. Harry Potter's good.
SPEAKER_07No, it's never a kid's fucking film. Say Star Wars, really, isn't it?
SPEAKER_12Jurassic Park, I used to say that.
SPEAKER_07But you top being not listening.
SPEAKER_12I just picked top hundred films. Toy Story.
SPEAKER_07Twelve Angry Men.
SPEAKER_04Toy Story. Ah, the Toy Story.
SPEAKER_08I just Toy Story is a new mass mass toy story.
SPEAKER_12Toy story is a different thing. There's a new 50 years. Unbelievable. It's on a stick. Unbelievably good.
unknownFucking hyper shake.
SPEAKER_09So you'd have Only Art Disney.
SPEAKER_04I would not go and the anti cartoons. I was when I was twelve and under.
SPEAKER_09Well if you need cartoons, you should go and try and watch uh Ali Cats. Ali Cats. On Netflix. It is Ricky's Your Vase and a cartoon about cats by Denali.
SPEAKER_07I like Top Cat.
SPEAKER_09Funny. Really, really funny. Excuse me. Alright, so there's a lot of films.
SPEAKER_04If you could duplicate your wife, would you need to so you could you've got a technology so you can basically like no no, you keep the original, but you get another in and it's exactly the same. Oh aye. Exactly the same. So you've got two wives.
SPEAKER_07Aye. Exactly the same. Would you need it? Aye, 100%.
SPEAKER_04Aye.
SPEAKER_07Oh. So one of them is a big thing.
SPEAKER_04Okay, some some major positives and some major negatives.
SPEAKER_07Can't think any negatives.
SPEAKER_04I can't think of negatives, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Doesn't mean to say the other thing will be in a bad mood too.
SPEAKER_04I bet there's gotta be times. And there's gonna be times one of them's in a good mood, you're like, oh yes, and the other ring's in a bad mood. For fuck's sake!
SPEAKER_07Can but you just ignore a wife and she's in a humour.
SPEAKER_04I bet you sometimes you can't. Slam in fucking cupboards and that's when you go. Stop your wife.
SPEAKER_07Stop my wife doesn't slam cupboards. No, I don't know. No, I'm in I'm having two wives, I have exactly the same. That's what you've got. 100%.
SPEAKER_04I think I would would for the obvious. Cooking and cleaning cycling. The second most obvious thing. Well kid. You could get balls like at the same time.
SPEAKER_07Or you could be getting doing it.
SPEAKER_08Trump!
SPEAKER_04That's exactly three.
SPEAKER_07Now we're on board. I'm definitely duplicating. 100%. I think I would enhance life, I think. Jack it would.
SPEAKER_12One's enough.
SPEAKER_09One's enough. And it might be a good idea. Well, uh it means you have to watch her programme, then her programme, then you get to watch your programmes.
SPEAKER_04I I think I would go for two, but uh Ken. It's gonna be double a positive, double a negative.
SPEAKER_07Ken, but if you're not got a lot of negative in your life, you're not gonna have to.
SPEAKER_04No, I can, but for the negative, Ken.
SPEAKER_09I suppose you tell I would have two in because it's the positives outweigh the other person. I don't think I don't think a wife would take two of me, like. No chance she'd be. Demented. I'd get me her stuff down in the house.
SPEAKER_04Well, that's what I'm thinking about.
SPEAKER_12I can imagine you, but a card who are like me should never take two of me.
SPEAKER_07At least I wouldn't have put up with two of me. Jesus, no.
SPEAKER_12Hard going live in Worcester, I think. No?
SPEAKER_07No, I'm easy. I just think Lisa would want to kill me at times. Under her breath. Shouldn't have come in.
SPEAKER_04Oh no, no, mate. Katie would be very verbal like vocal.
SPEAKER_12I'd see it in her face, her reveling in it.
SPEAKER_04I think I could pop up with two of them here and go with it.
SPEAKER_09You've got daughters and her. It's the same thing.
SPEAKER_04I can.
SPEAKER_07Nah, I'm alright with Hardy. She's alright.
SPEAKER_04Ah no, I'm here in a demi.
SPEAKER_03I don't think you could do a demo, but you'd never get a fucking second yourself.
SPEAKER_04Nah. Nah, I would probably go for it.
SPEAKER_07I would.
SPEAKER_04I think a positives would outweigh the negative if you'd well like a lot of good stuff could come around. A lot of good stuff. Double the work though. Again. Good bit. Double the work for you. Double sure. You you have to learn how to be ambitious. You fight to go first. Can I mean?
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_04No? So yeah, I'm a first guy, yeah. I'm first and then. Because I feel like if I spend longer, then it gives me early turn, can I?
SPEAKER_07That's how it works. Um vice versa. Better first twice them, can that's all I can't.
SPEAKER_05What the fuck?
SPEAKER_08All right, all right. Oh dear dear. Right. Move on to buy their coffee this week.
SPEAKER_00Our dad would say thank you for being friends.
SPEAKER_09Erhino's bought his five coffees. The gladiator. From a three day.
SPEAKER_07If like two stars needing some advice, we've come out of the wrong place. What started out as a laugh between pals has now got out of hand as we destroyed toilets around Scotland. Jesus. What's your thoughts on our back to front are? What's that? I hear you say, next time you need a shit, mount the toilet the wrong way, you're facing the wall. Do your business, and due to the unique aerodynamics, the launch angle involved, you're guaranteed a world record skid mark every time. This has now become a running joke between a group of us, and we destroy pans everywhere. Nowhere is safe. The more public the better. Nothing better than waiting for a reaction when your boss walks into the canteen after beating the toilet.
SPEAKER_05What the fuck's happening there?
SPEAKER_07Love the pot, boys. Bunch of good cunts. Rhino. PS Steve O's are wonderful. Steve O.
SPEAKER_11Rhino back to front.
SPEAKER_04I'd give it comfy because you can lean on a system and prop your phone up.
SPEAKER_09But you need to go and tuck the truisers off and put them somewhere. Fully off.
SPEAKER_07But see, some of the legs have got quite a sharp ledge, there's not enough room for your shite, maybe.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. So aye, so you listen to your truzers on the fucking front of the toilet. Yeah, you hate the truzzers off.
SPEAKER_12You have to.
SPEAKER_09You have to.
SPEAKER_07You'd be sitting on a ranks, your truisers behind you.
SPEAKER_09Uh your legs be behind you. You couldn't eat ham. No, you got a row for doing it ham. We'll have it try it though.
SPEAKER_07The two wife's come in to try and clean up.
SPEAKER_09Andrew Slay bought us three coffees. Three coffees for slippers. Came in and wrapped 40 silage bales today with a plume. My bailer's a plomb. A plum. A plum. A plum. A plume. It's a plum or a plume? A plum.
SPEAKER_07Plum.
SPEAKER_09That's great.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, it's a plum.
SPEAKER_09He did it with a plum.
SPEAKER_12Did a great job. I thought it was a plume.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_12No plum. Did it with a plum. It's a firmer coming up with words like that. It's a posh firmer.
SPEAKER_09Okay, slippers must be a posh firmer now. My bailer driver hadn't made the best of the jobs, and the magic magician slippers arrived and handled the disintegrating disintegrating bales with delicate care you would only show to your wife. Only on sexy Sundays. He made a bad job into a successful one. All the best lads keep it up. Slippers.
SPEAKER_04That'll touch you out of the dead dunno you a bit.
SPEAKER_12Mark Watkins bought us two coffees. Three coffees for Dunk Mass and Mike, although Grumpy Shed I can usually get on board with, but his no drink at the airport mentality is fucking criminal. And we shed it. Nonce behaviour. Oh, and get the cunt to stop mumbling into his mic when speaking. Although he's a knob, I still want to hear what he says. While still, mug of treatment. What's the acceptable duration in time and or distance from a police speed trap to warn others? And is the recognised symbol lights flash times three and thumbs doom? Also, PPS long-range Steve vote.
SPEAKER_07It is a recognized. I didn't have flash.
SPEAKER_04Not that flash. I just see the theme. Aye.
SPEAKER_07Aye. I know I give the flash.
SPEAKER_04Anyway, so it depends on the mood I'm in. Kind of that's definitely and how much folk, how much folk you need, Kick? Just the first couple. You're also looking at the speed they're being a wifey. She doesn't need to be done to smoke.
SPEAKER_07And you're thinking, well, that's that was a mylogo.
SPEAKER_09And if somebody's hiking on young Loon's hiking on you, you can't leave it. Ah, you'll learn. I'd need some points in the world. You'll learn.
SPEAKER_07So cheers, Mark, for functional for dealing with Dothy's bots for coffees.
SPEAKER_04Hi guys, the Mark United Juniors player here. Players here. Been listening for the last year and a half. Mugger 238. Is it acceptable to fart in a car? And what's the minimum amount of passengers that it's acceptable to fart in a car with? Context the three of us in Veruri lads car share to train in. One of the lads, Connor Walton. Oh, he's named him. Like him. Like it has been offshore recently. So it's been me and Jez Stuart Geary. The last few weeks. After training on the way back, he always drops the most disgusting farts on the planet. How these things could strip paint and make your eyes water. I think it's unacceptable to do this with just me in the car, with him the rotten bastard. At least if Waltz was there, I'm not the only one being gas tortured. Shout out to Greg Wood, the hun that attended the two course weddings, just moved from the Rudy Toon. So now officially transitioned to a tunza. Eight years for a goal. It's even better. Even better if there's just twice because you're just looking side down and waiting, waiting for a reaction.
SPEAKER_12Is that you you cunt?
SPEAKER_04Usually just get a look, they're five. Five.
SPEAKER_09It's not like a five second silence or four hand, is there? You're fucking stinking, man.
SPEAKER_07Nah, I just said it's firmer, firmer.
SPEAKER_04Uh I know for a you can't stop boys for farther, can you just kind of matter how many folks in the car?
SPEAKER_09Ten is fun.
SPEAKER_12I'll never nay be fun again. Come on, man. Yeah, you've had you are mean new.
SPEAKER_04You've had your fun to hell with nonsense.
SPEAKER_09A loaded bus.
SPEAKER_04I can disappear in a loaded bus.
SPEAKER_12Could be homey, kid. Office is always difficult, isn't it? Aye. You're in a meeting.
SPEAKER_09Aye. I never do a toilet. Toilet or outside. We fart like.
SPEAKER_07Same thing you first started going out with the Mrs. Ken. Never fart in a company.
SPEAKER_04If you're in a meeting, if you're in a meeting with 20 folk, you can easily get it.
SPEAKER_12Mark Watkins has bought a coffee. One more for Shedders. I left him out and feel guilty about it.
SPEAKER_07Thanks, Mark. Martin Dorsch has got 40. Oh Mark. Alright, lads, only one coffee this week is it to go to spec savers after my photo was included last week. When three of you thought I was wearing safety glasses, so skint. New lad up front looks like a cracking find for Everdean. Thought the injury to Simon killed Dundee. Next celebrating for me this weekend, but looking forward to the pod on Wednesday morning.
SPEAKER_09Cheers, Martin. Cheers, Martin. So that's new specs, is it? Is it a new wings or savings last week? Anonymous users bought us a coffee.
SPEAKER_12Alright, lads. This is totally theoretical and totally untrue, but need your guys' opinion on the subject, man. Is it acceptable for your co-worker to be shagging your ex missus? Need to know if this is sound or not.
SPEAKER_04It's in bold as we will say the capital. Somebody's raging. Somebody's it's like a Donald Trump in it.
SPEAKER_09The thing is your co-worker, as in are you good pals? Yeah, that's a good point. They're co-worker. Co-worker name mate. They're name mate. Co-worker thoughts.
SPEAKER_04Co-worker for your like a squad. Two years kind of two joiners. Boys at work, I wouldn't uh in a socialized way, but I got on really well with them at work, sat in the bathroom about heaps of shit. So you can you kind of you're quite poly.
SPEAKER_12And then you're probably telling them heaps of stuff because you're confiding.
SPEAKER_04If a co-worker you'd like, then shag a walk. But if it's somebody you feel like you're getting on with, I think it's suit order.
SPEAKER_07Especially if he's telling you if he's doing.
SPEAKER_04He's neither, is he?
SPEAKER_12No. He's been found out, and he's been found out or he's picked up some tricks that you've told him about.
SPEAKER_07It's your ex missus fucking crock on.
SPEAKER_04Crock on. Tough luck. Snaith, Kenny. Like if like if you like if one of the boys spob their wives, you're never gonna nail you that night. Even if you're single, you're just it's an online rule.
SPEAKER_12Aye, definitely. Yeah. As Mike says it's a co-worker, but in it.
SPEAKER_14Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_04But co-workers never can move.
SPEAKER_12If we're working together for 15 years, side by side, two joiners, working on building sites, then uh he's your order. He's your pal, innit? That's your order that.
SPEAKER_13But aye.
SPEAKER_09But if you're working in a fish factory and he's working in the line and you're working dispatch, doesn't it matter?
SPEAKER_04Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Shagawa. Hardly everything. Shagawa. If you if if he's above you at work, that's okay. But if you shagged somebody above you, that's bad. That's bad darts. I would never shag them.
SPEAKER_09You're getting sacked. Aye, exactly. Cards marked. So cheers, anonymous. Um Lee T's bought us three.
SPEAKER_07It's back to me, is it? Lee T back again since my last BMAC. I've heard it non-stop for a cunt in spaceide. Aye, that you and a two bam pod. This time three coffees, but can can get a shout out uh for Andy Brun and Chris Stewart Fey Fiddrich. Best pair of tits since Dolik. Chris gets off a touchy that I call him Peter Griffin, but after Duftin Games has been changed to the captain. Lethal on the fiver side pitch in the Craig tournament, and the best pre-mix spicy and coke you'll get. Got the blend just right, wasted, wasted in that cooperage. For context, I used to come for uh come into work in the Larry and they I always say aye aye or fitiva. My question is ever worked at a place and left on bad terms and got on onigoods and got on a good stick your job up your air. Stories. Friday night, if there ever lower games, I might have had one or too many truth juices and run into my old boss and card him all the cunts under the sun in a parked pub. I didn't just ban the bridges, I blew the cunt off. So I can never return. Feel all the better for it was my new job is the box tea. P.S. I'd like to chime in with a coffee barner and also say that Steve O is a cunt. Super.
SPEAKER_12I dang it. If I'm just near.
SPEAKER_07Nah, just believe in good terms. You never can't.
SPEAKER_12You never can when you're a job.
SPEAKER_07Joby again.
SPEAKER_12Sometimes he's obviously.
SPEAKER_07It may be a bad bastard, but you just never know. You just never know.
SPEAKER_09Spider. Michael's bought us two coffees.
SPEAKER_12Aye, lads. Two coffees for Shed and Mike is a canaby arse with the Rangers loving piss from Mass and Dunk. Central Belt listener for just about two years, and it's never been a dull moment. I have a mug of truth for you. I'm currently in Benadorm with my four pals. We booked it back in June for four nights, and it turns out that the whole turns out that of the two pals I'm with, their mums had booked a holiday here after we booked one for two nights at the same time. Is this acceptable? As I think it's absolutely fucking my PS shed, I'm half bored and making pieces at breakfast for the day ahead.
unknownI like it.
SPEAKER_12Keep hating Liverpool up the shed revolution. I'm on the hoops. Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye.
SPEAKER_07That's like so they've booked a holiday and then and then the mothers have booked.
SPEAKER_04That's fucking crazy. Imagine doing that to your son.
SPEAKER_12That's just that's fomento. Now they'll probably say, Oh, we're just in the same area, but that's that's holiday ruined. They're checking up in the burns.
SPEAKER_07That's a disgrace.
SPEAKER_12That's your order. You need to get name and shame your mates. 100%. Aye. Because I gotta see somebody for Glesg putting up with it. That's incredible.
SPEAKER_09And high level doing the half-board marking a piece of it. I like that. That's good, that's that's planning. Especially if we've got a beach in the hand during the day. I hope you took tinfoil wheel.
SPEAKER_04Someone's bought a street coffees. Question for you. There's two chairs. One uh got a cake on it, and the other's got a cock. You have to sit on one chair and eat fits on the other. Fit you gun before if you pick the cock, it's the completion. Yes, fuck your hands.
SPEAKER_01I'm setting on the cock. Ah, because you you hope it's you can't.
SPEAKER_04You can set via bum cheek, can you?
SPEAKER_07You can squash it doing it.
SPEAKER_04My arsenal's quite tight, like the completion, I'd be sier for a boy like that. Ben.
SPEAKER_07I'd say dun quick so we'd snip the fucking thing.
SPEAKER_04You hope.
SPEAKER_09Some of the shit's I found just flying.
SPEAKER_04I'm basically saying I'd rather it was up my ass than in my mood.
SPEAKER_07I'd stuck a thumb up their ass.
SPEAKER_09If I want to cake up their ass.
SPEAKER_04I'll waste that cake. I can agree with it.
SPEAKER_08So I thank Stabby's bottles of coffee last week because very much appreciated.
SPEAKER_09Steve wasn't in the air on anymore, so he's demoted. Bring back Steve Sulkin. Sulkin's. He said a fair bit of abuse to be fair. Maybe it's his story. We hear to talk. Good stuff, well lads. That's uh that's near a three episode. Fuck sakes. A lot to speak about. Catching up, catching up. Plans the rest of the week? Weekend? Nothing.
SPEAKER_04Listening and you were saying September, October as busy fucking is like I've got heaps of shit on.
SPEAKER_07Kids for a buzz bark, so back refereeing full swing of things off. Come on under 14 and Sunday. So I'll be good. Looking forward to get it going again.
SPEAKER_09Yeah. Good stuff. Not quite in the same time. September. Does it say September, October?
SPEAKER_04Is that Tuesday night?
SPEAKER_09No. Okay, I messed. I just come here for holiday and go work at four, so yeah.
SPEAKER_03I can't hit three weeks off. Basically dragging it, isn't it?
SPEAKER_07Basically giving up, isn't it?
SPEAKER_09Marcy, it's been three weeks off, is it the last? I was one of one, I was here.
SPEAKER_04I've got two two uh witnesses. I'm definitely here.
SPEAKER_09Right lads, uh have a good week. We'll catch you next week. Bye bye bye.
SPEAKER_00No me moleste mosquito. No me moleste mosquito. No me moleste mosquito. Why don't you go? No me moleste mosquito. Let me eat my burrito. No me molesty, mosquito. Why don't you go home?