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#318 - The Prayer
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🎙️ EPISODE #318 - The Prayer
Mass & Mike are back with another week of chaos, carnage, and questionable chat — classic 2BAMPOD! 😂 Shed & Dunk are awa...🙄
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Just a little morning. If you're easy to defend it, it's maybe not the podcast for you. S P L S P L I'm Good evening. Evening, Mike. How's it going? Nebad, yourself? Nay bad. Just a Twist then? Just a Twist, or ditched. Nay quiz. Ne quiz. That's no sense in me just asking you for. Who are you either? Nah. Who are you anyway? A couple of weeks, isn't it? Well, technically.
SPEAKER_01I've missed a lot recently, haven't I? Er well I was near we all and then er the wicker four. Was I here in a wick of four?
SPEAKER_05Aye. Dunk was now. Aye. Dunk was at Champion Street.
SPEAKER_01I had a wick off again another time, didn't I? For something. No. Did I?
SPEAKER_05That was maybe the week that they were recorded.
SPEAKER_01Aye, I was at Wick it wooden. Never recorded. So I think you went to Swick of Wheat just the top ten duet.
SPEAKER_05Fitcher Islands in the stream. That's mean Alane's karaoke song. Is it? Alright. Islands in the stream. Kenny Kenny Rogers and uh uh Dolly Parton. Aye. That's a famous duet. Aye.
SPEAKER_01Is that a man or man? Can I a man and man, yeah. I was thinking only in I was thinking of Simon Garfunkel, can't I?
SPEAKER_05No, Fabu Elton John and um George Michael.
SPEAKER_01Oh I uh don't let the sun go down on me.
SPEAKER_05You could hear a bowie, you know? A bowie and um Bing Crosby or Bowie and Jagger uh dancing in the street.
SPEAKER_04A dancing in the street.
SPEAKER_05Aye.
SPEAKER_01Simon Garfunkel's too hard. Bridge overthrow. Aye.
SPEAKER_04When you're weeling small and tea for two years late.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, actually, I've got there. Maybe a key.
SPEAKER_04I am just a poor boy with all my stories until I have squandered my resistance.
SPEAKER_05For a pocket full of mumbles, such a promise is three boxes.
SPEAKER_01How much is that?
SPEAKER_05Elton John Kiki D.
SPEAKER_01Don't go break emha. Elton John did a couple of duets, didn't he? He did aye.
SPEAKER_05Because it was originally named Kiki D. Kiki D, was it? Um try to think of other duets. Elton John's got some crackers, isn't he? Um still still crocodile rocking out that. Try to think of other duets that's fucking millions. Millions. That song is in there, song been like number one in the charts for fucking years. Is it Robson Jerome? Oh aye. If it's that in again, it's a righteous brothers. They'd done in chain melody. Aye, yeah. Aye. There's a few of them though, wasn't there? It's uh folk went together for TV. Aye. Keegan and no. Was it Keegan and erm Hoddle? Aye. They done uh at Knights song back in the 70s. Two of them. Aye. Shit was Keegan and Hoddle.
SPEAKER_01No. Some boy died today, Jimmy Cricket. Oh, Jimmy Cricket. You might have him on the TV when he was younger, but I come here. I can met here, come here. Is he Irish?
SPEAKER_05Come here, tell me another.
SPEAKER_01See, I could I seen his face and I'm like, I mind him. But I just can't mind. I don't mind. Only thing he ever said or fitty did, I might think he was funny.
SPEAKER_05Yes, I mind. He was more like a funky hat, can I kind of a top hat thing and uh tell jokes and stuff like that. He must have been on the telephone. Probably early 80s, mid-80s. Aye. I'm sure I've seen him at Butlins. Aye.
SPEAKER_01Aye. So I was he a comedian. He was a comedian.
SPEAKER_05Yes. I bet it was straight lace stuff, was it? Or was it aye? Probably. Aye. Probably. Maybe straight lace for kids, but there's probably an adult innuendo in there, maybe an alley. Aye, well. So there's somebody else that died last week in a comedy boy. Er spent a few folk lately, isn't it? Brazy. Brazy. Wow. See his funeral? No. I think it was a day aye. I was uh they were singing you'll never walk alone and nothing's aye.
SPEAKER_01I didn't I can like I tend to greet a folk he'd I can kind of it was a bit choked up from I think it was shed but Brazy's fucking passed away. I'm like, holy fuck. It must have been just a quick illness or something. 66.
SPEAKER_0566, aye.
SPEAKER_01Young.
SPEAKER_02Ah, it was what a player, man.
SPEAKER_01If he's near the best centre half or his name any better, yeah.
SPEAKER_05There's a lot of centre half forwards speaking about him like this week now. There's the saying like my boys that played against him. Aye, aye. The saying that you he was no worried about you, you was worried about him.
SPEAKER_01That kind of centre half like so aye. Aye. Just it's just iconic fit. You just see see him back in the day with untuck tucked shirt, just an iconic player. You never seen him being made an Urso or anything like that. Just he had Arthing again. He's a one club man, isn't it? Oh, aye, Milani, see, and his brother played for Inter.
SPEAKER_05That's right. I think it was McCoy's this week he said that he when he played against him, kind of also against him in Maldini, he was mere feat or easy. Aye. Because he was thinking about him far he is at the time and stuff like that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Strikers would think be thinking uh about center half, but I suppose you would when you can't just difficult it. Just one of the best, like just uh nine uh obviously I was growing up in the Channel 4 with the Italian Fitman. Just that either Italian Fitman, he was one of the superstars. Like looked all at the time.
SPEAKER_05I did, uh he looked like him 50 when he was fucking playing game, man.
SPEAKER_01I can I know you just couldn't get past him. No, you love the slight tackle, last ditch can just old school, like you read the game so well, so all that he got he just kind of dealt with it like proper captain, can aye. He led the link and I followed him, kind of so if he went to press out that I stayed with him and he he just instructed I'd be Kent Costa Courta Maldini and uh a few boys in a tween, but aye, what a player, man. Unbelievable player.
SPEAKER_05If a bit Italian fitband just knew, so if I can carry on with the manager and Maldini leaving after like twelve days, I thought it was in the night is this a national team?
SPEAKER_01Uh must be a shambles. Aye. It's a shame to see that like Italy is a fucking great nation, they're a great fitband nation.
SPEAKER_05They need to be aye. Need to be up there, need to be at the top before they belong. Like you miss out a team like that in a World Cup, can because mine they win the Euros against England and they just seem to disappear.
SPEAKER_01Aye. But it was an R team, in it though. It was like again this Ciolini and uh what was this partner again?
SPEAKER_05Panucci uh Banucci. Aye Banucci and Chielini might fucking hold sucker. Just Tina Strackman. Tina Bookman. Aye. So have you been up to it? Obviously, it was nearby all last week. Have you been up to anything? Interesting? Nah.
SPEAKER_01It's basically my last week is just er covering. Health's never been very good, like so. Aye. My sound serious and I think he's my health, I've never been in good health. Alright. Fucking uh mental health just fucking so Tuesday night. Well, Tuesday afternoon. So it was coming to pause now.
SPEAKER_05You were cycling on the Sunday, was you we uh grant.
SPEAKER_01I was uh I was cycling we uh I last weekend. Aye I shared kind of stuff story and if it was pushing a rain and that but I was fine I was fine on Monday, Tuesday uh was fine till had my lunch and then I was working a lot and I just thought fuck not feeling great, can just not not too feeling too good, but I just worked through it and I'm thinking ah I was just tired can I once I started driving in, I was like, I want to get here and it felt like I'd pins and needles out of my body, can so I thought fuck it. See if when I get home, I'm just gonna straight to my bed and I just text you. I'm no wheelboys, I went away. So I thought it was dusty as fuck, so that shower. Shower was seer again. Was it high? So weak feeling. Just my skin was uh fucking just weird as fuck. Felt like hooding bad pins and needles. So I just lay in my bed. I just felt like shit. Like my wife came home, she's like, oh my god, you've got a hood of temperature again. I was I felt I felt like my skin was burning, but I was cal. Oh like flue. Oh yeah, I felt like I had a flu. I couldn't get sleep in the hand, and it's fucking but eventually I think every time I dozed off and I woke up in the morning and I thought, oh, I feel not bad. Maybe go up my work again. So I go to my bed and I thought, oh my guts just dropped my asshole, kid. Sat in the toilet as fucking just pure water. Was it? Aye. I was like, oh fuck, I hope I suit my system, can so I got up and I was like, oh, yeah, who's back again. No, and so every 10 minutes after that, just constantly just constant, and I started feeling like shit again, but nay temperature just guts were feeling strong. So I thought, oh fuck, I'll get through a day, I'll be better tomorrow. Nah. So three days I had I was off Wednesday, Thursday, Friday if it worked. Shit. I couldn't have gone to work because I I needed to be close to the toilet. So I was basically in my room at hell three days. Ventured through to the kitchen to get a fucking drink of water. But I was that I was thirsty, and I took a gulp of water, just go ro just flush right through me. I just come right out my urgle. She was filtered right through you. I honestly, I'm not joking. Or I was starving, can innit? Can you usually find you feel no wheel? You're like, ugh, can you hungry and I did want food, but I didn't want the consequences. I did hit the odd bits of bit of toast and a banana here and there, but just the scenes I ate it. Straight through you. Just like it fell out my hearthle. It's fucking you must have lost a bit of weight. I would have but I've been mucking up for a bit the last couple of days. Like But Saturday I started feeling a lot better. I was still shouting, but felt a lot better. By Sunday I was right, but I felt you could be decent. Well, I could I went doing the show on Sunday, kind of had a walk around. I felt confident enough to leave toilet again.
SPEAKER_05I played a porter loose kicking about an hour.
SPEAKER_01Aye. So it was pretty pretty shit, I'm they off in nay wheel either, Ken. But three days, that's it's the longest I've had off my work nay wheel, is it? So I've been off for I broke my arm at work when I was an apprentice, so I was off for about fucking six weeks where I broke an arm. But apart from that, it's the longest I've been off my work now. Three three days. You have a sick note for that now. No, I just did uh just let work again. First day I didn't even phone him. I couldn't even I couldn't even I didn't even want to fucking pick up my phone, can I just the interest in life of that? I just w I was just shouting and lying in my bed. And the rest of the family alright. Aye. So they've been fucking panicking, panicking that uh they they're gonna get it again. Especially a wife, but so far so good. Like wife thinks I'm maybe a D. coli, like she'd been looking at all my symptoms and all that again. Maybe he thinks I've picked that picked that up like work. Yeah. Well maybe it was not work, you can't maybe a fora, because it can take a couple of days for it to get through your system, can't I reckon but it was but it was bad, like it was bad, fucking bad, but uh well. So you felt better on Sunday. Felt better on Sunday, I was doing the show and had a work in the show, like so spent a fortune. Aye. So we've got us fucking uh kind of ball, so we put pounds and on a change because so fuck if we'll just team out and we'll use that change for fun fair, can so uh so it's £25 to get in. Under 15s are free. Aye, so Demi and Ronette are for free, but we get in you get in for free as a carer for Ronnie as well. Oh do you? Because he's can ASN, so but you pay it again, you have to claim it back. All right. So we went to the office and claimed it back. And then I had like £110 worth of pound coins and two pound coins, so we went to fun fair and regio and just evaporated in no time. But kind of Ronnie will go on uh like I say something teacups are on the same. Well, teacups he's got to bide on the fall duration, which is fine, but like a bouncy castle, you'll pay three pounds for him to go on and then another three pounds for demi, but he'll just come straight off. Kenny'll bouncing it for two seconds comes straight off and want to go on to something else. Alright, aye. You can't get him to bide in things a so you're like finding where money's fucking soul destroying. But ah Ken, then you've been like you've changed, you feel like you've never spent really, but you aye because you just didn't know the bottle, you know, talking about the bank again. But er, it was he enjoyed himself. We actually did it in two bits again, so he was a bit hyper the first time, so I let him kinda I get off a bit of steam. Aye, and then we went home for a lunch again. Okay, and then come back down again, and then he was a lot better a second time. Actually I walked him right round the show but I teen a boogie second time, so he was just sitting in the boogie. But I would walk around. I seen I spied Shed, but he didn't know what to come near me. Did he know? He was like that was getting with the cross. He obviously thought, fuck that, I'm gonna want all the next week out of the beer again. I quite like it. So I said I did see Shed, but I never went hand near why. I just did we just did a walking. I'll walk around aside a traffic and get a picture. Same shit as it was. The beer tent looked like it was mocked. Aye. It was a fucking cue to get an kind of thing. Was it aye? Then was that nefter nine? Uh that was late on, like at the time we got up. Must have been I don't half four or five o'clock. It was a fair cue, like I wouldn't have stood in it. Fuck that. I think it was eight pounds for a beer. Aye. Aye, you were a cute to get an and then if you got an inn, fuck knows how long you'd have stood at a bar to get a drink, like.
SPEAKER_05It was near but it might be last year, it was near two bars, it's just a heaps of pints already. Aye, aye. You just handed a main ring. Aye. One on the main ring for you.
SPEAKER_01The 50 card of the things for the horses. Silky racing. Silky racing was on for me. Oh aye. Yeah. Aye, so but you can we didn't have stopped because Ronnie wouldn't have stopped and watch, but kind of watched it as we was walking round. You doing like no, no.
SPEAKER_05Near near top. No, no. Save yourself or something. Save myself. A couple of quid we was doing in a Saturday, like.
SPEAKER_01Aye. Um, and then went home and uh watched uh no Don't Sword on the Saturday night.
SPEAKER_05Did you hear Carmi Barnes on the Friday night?
SPEAKER_01No, no, tongue fuck. Abdi loves him, eh? I get it, honestly. He's got different taste of it, but he's never me at all. No, no, no. Aye, I would have been aye. I suppose he's quite a big Paul for a show, I guess, would he? Mm-hmm. And he's fucking fit, would you say? F-list maybe. He was a belly dum on away, was he? Uh aye. Is that a festival? Aye. I've heard a lot about uh fit. Is that just like in is that in Glasgow? Bewelly. Bewelly. Upside inverness. Oh right, okay. Aye. So was there a lot of big folk up there?
SPEAKER_05I'm not sure about big folk. I think er some decent artists on, man. I'm they I'm not sure if I was the biggest pole. It was was James. Was James there last year or this year? Aye. Fuck it, they'd be good, like. It's a neighbor setup they've got up there, because obviously it's been on the go for a quick 20-odd year now. Aye. But family's not go up, can't you? It's mere uh a friendly kind of there's obviously quite a lot of Scottish stuff as well, can the the South of Tristan see if I was playing.
SPEAKER_01I thought I was a while watching Calvin Harris, like Oh, was she? No, she was doing uh weekend.
SPEAKER_05She said it was brilliant, like I watched I watched some of it in uh it was on BBC One, see. Oh I watched some of it on BB. The Bell of Drum or the Calvin Harris. Calvin Harris. It was on BBC one. The whole thing was on BBC one. Oh, was it in the recent? Oh yes, uh this year was uh James. Ah, that's cute. Human League. Human League! Uh Human League Callum Beatty. Call and Beattie, uh your sister likes him. Oh fuck. Stalker. Mika. Oh Mika. I was there. Uh Razor Light. Uh Cooler Shaker, Scouting for Girls, Scary Voar. Try to look for for uh Carl and that other boy is. He's must be high-doing the smaller. I've seen Razorlight and Cooler Shaker back up.
SPEAKER_01I have seen Razorlight back on up. I think Razorlight was backing up. James or not? James. Or was that Cooler Shaker?
SPEAKER_05Cooler Shakerman. Uh Razorlight was backing up James that last time we seen him in Iberdean, wasn't it?
SPEAKER_01Ah, yeah, that's probably fitted to his uh Cooler Shaker backed up Ocean Clarseen in Glasgow. Okay. That's Far I see now. I think Razorlight also backed up Noel in Inverness. This is a few years ago. Okay. Bucht Park.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Buchtpark, is that the name of the grass? So Sunday was you eating properly by Sunday like?
SPEAKER_01Er I was eating a bit better. I can't mind if I had for my supper. Oh my Katie did uh a couple of cheeseburgers, double cheeseburgers. Oh aye. So we were speaking about Big Macs, right? So she's like, how's a big mark made up? Well, Mark one of them, and I goes, There's about a breed in the middle, isn't there? Aye. She's like, for the fuck would you get that? I've never seen a bread like three layers on it. No, and you must get big mac buns.
SPEAKER_05Yes, uh a little button in the middle. There you go. I don't even think I've seen that at Costco, eh? No. Unless you've got a bap and kind of cut it in three, like, but it's still going to be the same, like. I don't think so.
SPEAKER_01Nah. Because you need a bottom and a top. I suppose you could put the bottom. And then you'd need two bottoms, can you fucking up your bats? That's right, yeah. So she just did a couple of double cheeseburgers. So we've got thinner kind of baps for uh they were eating sort of fire pit, I think they were in test because we'll come in like a big thing at eight. Okay. So uh twin burgers were fucking good, like fine, eh? I thought she gave them a two, it was like fucking hell, you're testing my new, like, but nah, it was fine. An older.
SPEAKER_05An older nebula, like fake cheese slices on them.
SPEAKER_01Aye, fake aye, plastic cheese in them. Aye.
SPEAKER_05I think kind of yard, like. No? Nah.
SPEAKER_01I did that only in a burger. Aye. Melted on top. I couldn't have just eaten in the middle of a sandwich, like nah. I used to like the cheese slice. Aye. Aye. Oh no. Plain as fuck. You get slices that are mere real. Aye. Aye, the Ida means and other fucking real aye. The means of the film you've got to pick up a film.
SPEAKER_05Famous for a barbecue.
SPEAKER_01Oh man, it's seeking through toilet rolling. Oh my god. And do I nay struggle to get started? Aye fucking annoying. Keep fucking stamp it can, and you kinda get it off. You take it off about four tweets to start a weekend. Because I was getting it can constantly fucking oh, it was annoyingly. That's when you needed a B day. Aye, oh aye. B Day would have been ace. Aye. She was a raw kin. It just I was patting at the end. No wipes. Should I use the baby wipes? No, I can, but you can't flush it. Alright, you put him in a bin. Ken. If it's water tough foot. A B day with him. I just got it.
SPEAKER_02Get in that face.
SPEAKER_05I would have felt so good.
SPEAKER_01She cooked a chili a night, can. Oh fucking definitely testing you. So er sat down munching a water. And she says, This is maybe near the best, is it? I goes, ah. It's a bit bland, like chat and a lot. I was just looking at my way of face and it goes, I was gonna say, this is maybe near the best for you. In your stomach. In your stomach.
SPEAKER_03Oh, she was laughing. Like she was just going, I can't just be joking. Nah, but fuck.
SPEAKER_01There's a good I don't hang the cook and I'm just digging a hole. But she usually marks a really good chili case, to be fair. A really nice chili. I just thought of a taste of hands another. It's not fine, Ken. There was heat titting her hand, but it's not up to our usual standard. Okay. And just the scene as I heard it, isn't it? The best bland. Of course, that's but bland in eye. Tasteless, sorry. Just totally tasteless. Oh, I want to need chilies anyway.
SPEAKER_03You just did my taste buds are maybe near right for eating for a few days, Ken. Mike. Too late now. I'm a taste buds. And it's near right. You're probably fine, kid.
SPEAKER_01Do you rice in the handwriter? Aye, rice and tacos. Oh aye. Love filling the taco. Chili and can get a bit messy, like, but uh with the salsa and all that stuff as well. No, no. You know. Just she puts in kidney, chili, kidney beans.
SPEAKER_05Oh aye. Just the chili, rice, and the tacos. We have baked beans in ours, no. Aye. Baked beans and baked beans. Baked beans and chili beans. Kidney beans. Aye, the red kidney beans and chili. Ah, it probably would work out actually.
SPEAKER_01Sometimes saying a wrap and a sip of cheese. Ah, yes. You used to get at fijing at fajitas, you get some of the chicken, crispy chicken. Well, you can get a it's not a chili, it's more of a beef sort of thing, but you could do the same way, a chili. That would be pretty fine.
SPEAKER_05So you're back to work on Monday? I was back on Monday. Oh, I need long weekend, obviously for this.
SPEAKER_01No, back on Monday. So I've been I was there on Monday today. But I'm what on holiday and Friday again. Oh? Well, again, I get saying again, I'm one holiday and Friday. I'm not doing Alton Towers, so I want to be here next week. I was listening to last week's pod and uh oh dunk when I was here, Shed when I've been here. I'm like, oh fuck. I go so I'll hate a guy. If you feel like you've missed a few, like oh you feel bad, like nah. I didn't know really.
SPEAKER_05No, no. This is that. I didn't need my weekend though. Um Friday. I never asked.
SPEAKER_01Get one of that comment to ask you questions. Like uh like how's Ron?
SPEAKER_05Can uh Ron's gonna be uh well see you fucking uh half a rant listen to what you're saying, just waiting for I can come and inspect.
SPEAKER_01Just asking you the question so they can hear rant. I don't get a dear, but I probably may be doing it. No, I am interested, Mike. I haven't seen you in a while. Oh well fire off. I heard you've had any bad bat uh you've had a sear back.
SPEAKER_05Uh I've got a sear bark, I think it's well a boy of day. I've got acupuncture. Acupuncture. Aye. You put any wee needles and spin him. Well you put him in on the way I couldn't see it was in my back, but uh just he says it kind of relieves some of the tension in the muscle, then he worked it. So see how it comes out. Just it's come and do my right hand side and do my hairs and do my leg. Aye. So it's a kind of sciatic kind of Sarling. Oh it has been he says my for my hips is kind of you've got the the big boot bean at the back, he says my right hand side needs just a wee wee bit further forward. Alright. And he thinks that's enough to cause the dripness. Try to align it. So did he give a massage and the acupuncture? Aye. He didn't the acupuncture for a start, kind of release some of the tension and then the ner uh the muscles then went in and worked a while really. So we'll see.
SPEAKER_03Like you can't film like your uh you're the uh needing dough.
SPEAKER_01Well technically it was uh I was I can't the dough. Need it needing a dough. I would have never found it.
SPEAKER_05So the boy was ooted to Larg.
SPEAKER_01Oh, is that the aim of the nesty? Aye. So if you come up Ballock Bray and go in for that one, you've got to turn back in your I don't think you can do that turn, can you? No, I think you've got to drive and then Well I actually just went to Glendronic way.
SPEAKER_05Aye, then you just straight up half didn't see me the white ham. I just went hem of Glendronic way. I just thought fuck it.
SPEAKER_01I could have turned in large with Ballock Spray away, but aye, because I've cycled by air on that road quite a lot, and uh I thought fuck me if you're coming for the aye, if you come up with Ballock Bray and come beating out we can do you turn.
SPEAKER_05Because the way the road is in that, you'd be fucking near on twelve wheels trying to turn and go up, so it's a hazard to get around it. So I thought it was good. Um you said to see how it goes on with it, so yeah, we see he got a wee room or something. Aye, just to the bottom of his garden like aye or is it like uh out building? Aye. Alright, okay. He does he does uh tattoo removals and he does acupuncture, he does some thing we likes uh if women have got stretch marks, he'll go in and uh brings up collagen or something like that. An Allerboy or err I would say early 50s. Oh yeah. No, just a bit shed's aid. Shed's a shed but um Friday I was playing golf at Meldrum House. Oh I works, is that a works thing? I works the day um for getting clients in the hand coming round, so that was a good day. Like Miss the Rain, like so playing a Texas scramble, but there was only three of us in your team. You need that fourth member. Three man scramble. No, I'd there was only two or three teams had three. You do that. Short straw. You need that fourth member just to help it get low averages fucking up, I suppose. But it's a good course, like aye. I went to the shed last week to get my golf bag out. And uh last time I used it was a golf day end of last year. The KGD. Thing was fucking ringing rotten. Was it? Aye, so just got a lane to go into Facebook and pick a first D in the marketplace. Aye. Steinbag. Aye. Aye, decent uh calling iron side plumber. So happy strict and thing, uh tidy job. So it's the first time I've used a carry bag though. Yeah. Something we used to trolley, like aye. That's maybe how you fucked your back. Oh well, it's probably the reason it was in a great on Saturday, like um, but golf day was good. We had a barbecue afterwards in the clubhouse. Uh huh. Spent to Nacho. Oh, I know. Nacho works there, so spent to Ham. Gil was there. Jamie Gil. Ah, he was there, he's playing with us. So we happened to have him. So it was a good day then. The bus went to Aberdeen, we uh majority of folk, and then a few of us went to Jocks, Bildren. Jocks, uh boozer. Trying wee boozer. I've never been in there, you know. I think so and I just low sealance, uh fine wee boozer, like just sat here until near closing time. Aye. Steaming. Nah, because uh we had a grandson buying on Friday night, so Saturday morning, and I was up before they were like, so um we'd have walkie doing a show that we had. Aye. So it was fine. When it was free. When it was free, aye. Um and went watched thistle for a while.
SPEAKER_01Oh how'd they go on? They is that the first league game, no?
SPEAKER_05They never had a game on Saturday, so it was just a free weekend, so they had a friendly we sit Marnans. Oh yeah. Fogey. Fogie. So I think like 4-2 the one. So it was fine. Uh good run out for him, good run out for Fogie as well. Like and then Dawns, Upper Old Watch the Dawns, yeah, going out. Um we've been watching a single Netflix, Elite Force Netflix. Aye. I thought Trey looks alright, and started watching it and it's in French, but it's obviously dubbed. So I was like, oh fuck. But we we watched the L thing, six episodes. Is this uh real thing or a it's a makeup thing. Oh Markov thing. Aye.
SPEAKER_01In French. Aye. I thought it was Portuguese he was trying to fucking uh I'm learning Portuguese aye trying. Give me a summer portrait. So you were okay in Portuguese like uh how are ya? Oh to the ben. To the ben to do ben. To do ben. Todo bem. Bem fit summing. How are you? How are you? To the bem to the bem. To the bim. No, I'm asking you.
SPEAKER_05We're just gonna through the family members and that and just know like philo and phila and uh sposo and spillzah.
SPEAKER_01You know, just go and work out how you ask for fifty pints and do you uh you are in Portugal?
SPEAKER_05I'd be speaking good English as well, do they? But just fancy you learn in a little I'd like to learn a language, but it's never gonna happen. It's one of that things can. Italian. Italian would be cool and French would be good, like you need can still come French for school days, can pick up some stuff.
SPEAKER_01Jebita too and fucking uh bonjour merb. I can give it what means. Je ne sais je ne sais quoi. If it's that meaning again.
SPEAKER_05I don't know. Zavid means I think it is. So it was Saturday evening with uh with a Chinese, with a wong's and certain things. Oh, I fine. Just a chicken curry and bile rice, sort of chaps. But there's no way I could add that. Yeah, curry on a while, we're right through you. Um Sunday to the show Sunday. Um I went doing doing a show like um just went doing TSP.
SPEAKER_01Oh right, aye aye, just doing it right.
SPEAKER_05Went to TSP about buck a two. Probably been busy anywhere anyway, isn't it? No. Next folk doing it a show. Next folk, because uh Bundy was on playing Febrock. He was on playing and I felt sorry for him because there's no much folk in any bar, I think the majority of folk are outside, like so. We sat in there until about buck eight. Then went to Legion.
SPEAKER_01Must have got busy later on, though.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, then went to Legion. Legion was busy. Um then when being at Fitter Club, then we teening the grandson upper road. So Laura could go out, so that was fine. Upper road back at nine and teen the dog for a whack. Clear ahead. Clear a heed. Uh it was after yesterday, Monday. Um Thurston Monday, but just turned it shite, is it? Yeah. It's not even good today, is it? No. Tell us by we nights will be drawn anna. So if uh you've been in your tell you a funny story I have to tell you a story, mate.
SPEAKER_01So I was uh at work one of the boys at work was telling them about my shit story. He says, I'll fucking tell you a story about my shit, man. I says I was gone on holiday to Dubai And it became twenty days before I was gone, I fucking got started rapping. No, he said a day before got started rapping and I suddenly was just fucking shit in the way And he says luckily enough there were strikes, PA were having strikes doing Heathrow so they cancel the flight by a day before he got out of the bike and he says just as well because there's no way he could have gone. He would he said the family would have had to go on the flight and I'll I'll catch his up later again. There's no way he'd have managed. Second day he thought I'll chance it again. He says it's just that time for the seatbelt things on, you're nearly to go to the toilet, again, and it was I can I could feel for he was saying again because I've just been through it. I I couldn't have waited. So I would have either hit the stun up and go or shoot myself. But anyway, so he says he got to Dubai and he says, I was never bad again, but I got to Dubai and he says, I've never been in these countries of four. I wouldn't say fee as countries of four but I got off a plan and uh his bursting for a shirt again. So he says, I went in the toilet and I looked and I was like, it's gotta be a toilet.
SPEAKER_02He says it's just like a fucking hole in the flea mantelpiece.
SPEAKER_01I was like, fucking have I he's looking about and he sees another door again. So he goes through that door and he goes, Ah for fuck a second. Just he says it's just a little pot and a flea. He says I was bursting, so I was just about to hold on my uh bricks, and then said to the wife here, goes, toilet, she's a cleaner kid, and she's like, No, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_03Put it a room. He says, I was a ball for washing a free. Fucking hell. Fucking fucking blood shit.
SPEAKER_01When that toy was just a normal toilet, kind of like he was in Scotland amateur shot.
SPEAKER_02What did you do? Ah fuck no.
SPEAKER_01I can see the vision prayer was a bit fine. If he's bursting, he said he was fucking Ken, cramping who are 10. First thing is you have a plan on gonna eat wood toilet here, Ken. Spooky. Oh he turned off my fucking guts, man. Fucking no. What a laugh, man. Holy fuck. I said shit in that fucking uh you would have been mocked up. I think the wife he'd come in after him, can alright.
SPEAKER_03He said he's just gonna be down all doing the bricks, can the wifey no no no it's probably a good jail for that in the prayer room.
SPEAKER_05Coming in afterwards while she's feeting him.
SPEAKER_03Fucking hell's that in the boat.
SPEAKER_02Somebody's gonna who the fucking dirty feet Jesus, these fucking British cans.
SPEAKER_05Oh dear dear. That would have been funny, like be funny. Aye. Alright, but the weekend uh obviously you was Afney Wheels, so did you watch on any of the Fitba?
SPEAKER_01Uh yes, I watched the Dawn's game, I watched the Rangers game on Friday. Er, it was me a half full optimism, and 90 minutes later I'm back to fucking the doldrums. Uh and I watched the Aberdeen game. Aye. I watched that. I've watched heaps of Fitbow, I watched heaps of Netflix shit, so I am down. What's the murder document new things? Watch the Idaho murders, Ken. College. Did you watch that? My wife watched it, I was kind of watching it in the background. It's three patterns, they could have done it in an hour and a half, can aye. Drew too much, you were asking too many opinions and shit. You should have just been. And then they they hurried through the main bit, Ken, for the investigation. Oh, so then right, you started investigating the founder. The founder can I like that drawn out? Because you're like, oh, oh, fuck it up, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Was that the boy then he played guilty then? I did, aye. To get off with the death sentence. Death sentence, aye.
SPEAKER_01Ah, yeah. Brian Koberger. Aye, Koberger, aye. Hide the hole murders. Fucking horrendous, like aye. What a cunt, like just gun Ann and murdering murdering him.
SPEAKER_05Aye. He was a weirdo at school now, was he? Aye, he looked like a weirdo.
SPEAKER_01Aye. But aye. Fucking horrible. Horrible cunt.
SPEAKER_05There's a lot of them in fucking Netflix, is there?
SPEAKER_01Murder documentary things. Ah, I think I must have seen a man who I think so. I've seen la seen most of them. What's the rein last night? I think it's an Alarine. It's about the it was an Irish boy, his wife died, and then he got a nanny for America and he moved to her moved to America with the nanny and married her and she ended up her and her dad ended up murdering him. Well, that was whether they murder him or self- they claim self-defense. Watched that last night actually. I was called family family feud or something like that. Aye, suitcase in Athens.
SPEAKER_05Aye. That's meant all right.
SPEAKER_01Aye. I seen a video of the boy in CCTV with the suitcase on they're showing videos of the boy. He was caught pretty quickly.
SPEAKER_05Aye. He admitted it to his wife or something like that. Did he? As well. American wife. I think he was. Ah yes, he did aye. So there'll probably be something about it in years to come. Aye. They're good like they're good.
SPEAKER_01I was flicking through the news before I came out. Why'd you see a drone thing?
SPEAKER_05I'm chasing the boy run up to the boy.
SPEAKER_01He quickly dipped the end and blew up. Holy fuck, man. How scary is that? That's horrendous. The boy's just a fucking normal boy in his camper van. That's war crime shit, isn't it? Oh, it's fucking fitzad boy.
SPEAKER_02He's not even got a he's not he's not got a uniform on, so he's a civilian, he's a fucking unless he was some fucking boy deep balls deep in the Ukrainian government or something.
SPEAKER_05It looks like he's just in a caravan selling fucking ice creams on the gun.
SPEAKER_01Horrendous video.
SPEAKER_05Was any a video was it yesterday or the Ukrainians putting a drone into some beach place in Russia? And there was folk killing it and kids as well. So tit for tat is it's fucking war for you.
SPEAKER_01But then you see it, can you go can you read about it and doesn't hit the same, but when you see a video, you're like, holy fuck. Imagine that with you. Okay. You can't get a laugh yet. Okay. Even if you went into your van, I think you just plow into the van and there's no people running through in his van.
SPEAKER_05Open the side door, jump into the side door, wait until it comes in, shut and go to the back door.
SPEAKER_01And there's no way out running that, is there? That drones are fucking it just changed the ball game completely, isn't it?
SPEAKER_05It is. There's no there's never got to be so much boots in the ground new, is there?
SPEAKER_01But it seemed like there's nets out of a road in Ukraine, is there? Is there? Can you drive they've got nets up above the catchy drones for coming in and in your car and stuff? Okay. It can't be every single road, but I think the main roads have a netting above them. To stop him for doing that. Fucking hell.
SPEAKER_05That's shh crazy, is it the way world warfare's gone on just now? Like um the weekend though, the the Highland League, how many goals at the weekend in Highland League was unreal, was it?
SPEAKER_01Aye. No. That was a mental uh Bucky uh 7-2 against Banks A D. That's fucking that's a crazy result, isn't it? It was a boy Peters, he's got like a three-minute heart trick or a four-minute heart trick. Aye. I was a young boy last week who scored a heart trick for Forrest, was it? Was it a young boy? Kine. I think I'm sure it was Forrest. Just a young loon. Lossy getting another one against Fort. I can. Never Gordon had a decent result up at uh Brooch. Aye. Big loons. Aye, so Lossie's made a decent start. Bro Rartho, 4-1 against Fur Martin.
SPEAKER_05Aye, they were four and a half pretty quickly. Ah, yes. Standard stuff. They were doing ten men with Devin Vale. Aye.
SPEAKER_01Boy sent off.
SPEAKER_02Aye, yeah.
SPEAKER_01That's the boy's second name. I think any of these are boy. Ah, fuck it. Binny, aye, yeah. See a Benny. See a Benny Benny. I'll fit like Lenny Benny. Ah, yeah, that Benny's. I had the idea. Lenny Benny's gonna be a good idea. Lenny Benny. Aye. See, it can't be Minnie Benny's, is it? No, no. Um Huntley, though. Huntley, ah, it's a terrible start, Bravehead.
SPEAKER_05We've hit him high up at the top. Fuck knows what's going on.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's only two games then, like only doors, but aye, it's a shocker. Like and you're thinking, well, maybe Torres fucking Max Turr's results. Even better.
SPEAKER_05Waffe him. Clark probably really are pretty strong, Ken. Yeah, but looks to be north the service resumed at Rothis. The locals were 2-0 up against Forest in but 3-3, wasn't it? They went 3-2 up in our Forest. Did it? I think uh Locals scored later on. Um at 3 3, was it?
SPEAKER_04Cairns got a hat trick today for locals.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. And then uh I brought 7-0.
SPEAKER_04Aye. Roth is struggling big time with it. That again. Barber hat trick, fuck me.
SPEAKER_05It is. Flash scores is keeping you up to date higher season.
SPEAKER_01Because I s I uh highlighted the can star the Torah game and it was popping up with the goals like I'm sure Flash Score said Boy Peter's got three.
SPEAKER_05In BBC it says he's only got two. Because look at it six fifty-nine, sixty-one, sixty-three. And Boy Murray was it?
SPEAKER_01Maybe it was uh the flash I reckon. But the Banks of D D in the first game.
SPEAKER_04League table. Ahles. I think they won their first game, did they?
SPEAKER_05No, they drew.
SPEAKER_01Um for us after Should Start was zero. Huntley. Vale, Vale, Wickwick, Huntley, and Rothis.
SPEAKER_05Locos only got one point in there. Yeah, so ah, it's early.
SPEAKER_01It is early. Games of Moore's night. Exactly for I said they would be. Eighth. Eighth. Coming in the season. End of now.
SPEAKER_05There's games of Moore's night, though. Is there? First Torah playing on. They're playing um Fort Martin at him. Oh first nine. And um Mr. Reed's the referee, More. Fa? Mr. Reed? Jordan. Aye. See like a ref now? Oh yeah, I'm sure I see. I can he's a ref, but a Highland League ref. He says he's doing his first game in the Highland League, I think, in Morris Night, like so. Did he? Best of luck to Jordan in Highland League, like early days early doors.
SPEAKER_01See, you were speaking about your error a while ago you speaking about if you if it's the Olympic sport er you could nay finish in last place and kind of basically say there's nay Nay nah. Like see if you were to start an Olympic sport now, but you actually did it full time if it would give you the best chance of a gold medal. So for Olympics in two years. So you're you you're giving up your job nothing. You fall time on it if it sport would give you the best chance to to get a gold medal. Never mind that's the last blissh right. I would I would say a while you're thinking you've got to tuck out running. Aye. I'm thinking like throwing like a shot putting discus strength in that yeah, you need youth on your side for that. It'd need to be for me, it would need to be archery or shooting. One of that events far as nah, physical, it's basically eye hand coordination. And you can get it just through practice, practice, practice. Rifle shooting. Something like that. Archery. Archery. Sh some sort of shooting. Clay doos. Is that an Olympic? Is that an Olympic sport? The do's. I think it is. The disc things.
SPEAKER_05Imagine it was. Equipment. Equipment. Use of equipment, can you would because if if I use an equipment, equipment's doing the work, so I'm trying to think of for other uh sports you could actually pick up some.
SPEAKER_01And darts is not an Olympic sport, is it? No. It's it just that repetition thing, muscle memory. You could be at a two rage, can? Yes. You still get really good at doing something like that. And I think shooting, some sort of shooting event. If it is a shooting event, then do you just get a sick or is a boy pistol mine that you're is that Olympics?
unknownAye.
SPEAKER_05Maybe something like that, but I just thought maybe like a who's the oldest person to win a Olympic gold medal.
SPEAKER_01Good question. If you have if you check that data. I bet it's Archer Air shooting. I don't know if it ages.
SPEAKER_05Oldest gold member. Oldest gold. Gold member. Oldest uh gold medal winner. Oldest gold medal winner.
SPEAKER_01I bet somebody in their 50s. I think so. And the shooting, aye.
SPEAKER_05I bet you. Maybe nah. 40s. Olympics uh was uh a Swedish shooter, 64. 64 Ah well hey I was at 1912 Olympics. You're looking for the modern Olympics though, are you? Aye, post-war.
SPEAKER_01Uh post-war Olympics.
SPEAKER_05Uh post-war.
SPEAKER_01I'd shoot an event there once probably it's probably shooting folk in the crowd or something.
SPEAKER_05It's probably sex or anywhere.
SPEAKER_01Did it say if it's shooting event it was?
SPEAKER_05No, it just said shooting. Argentinian. 54 years old, sailing.
SPEAKER_01Sailing. Aye. You'd think that would require a bit of strength in that would you with the wind, you're fucking I can't know. I can only hang about sailing fit to entails.
SPEAKER_05But it's not my group of users as well, is there? You could be just the one boy, it's 15 art. It's like we said rowing, you could be the cox. You could be the boy sitting in the front. Sitting at the front. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't be like when we spoke about that. Fucking boat would be hanging up in his front end. 54. Nick Skelton.
SPEAKER_01I was listening to his last week and speaking about tattoos again. Oh aye. It's a not-end listening because you've got weak whips. That would have been funny. I could have said that. Because like you were saying, oh, you never had a tattoo canon and you'd never get any. And I go, such a shame if I plentiful canvas. But you need a fucking hedge drum at the start of your kid. It's a shame you're getting the shame.
SPEAKER_05Fuck me. They're charging double. Let's get somewhere where it's name much hair. In between the middle matters.
SPEAKER_03Well, you, I could like you've now got a tattoo, but if you got in, be a hellback. I've never had a tattoo, but I got in last night and you don't really be your hellback.
SPEAKER_01I dark game for you would get though. Oh my buggy.
SPEAKER_05I just nah you've got a heap of you.
SPEAKER_01Ah heaps of shit. I've got in can you respond with sheds Chinese writing? Mine's the same. Is that okay? I've got I don't even care how much I've got one, two, three four, five, six. Six I think.
SPEAKER_05Take a photo it, see if it comes up or not. Aye the Asian gibberish. Aye. The two two appears to f uh feature Chinese characters that may not form coherent phrase together. Again, same as shed. This is Reed in it. Is it Reed writing he's got?
SPEAKER_01Up his air, man.
SPEAKER_05Is it Reed? I think so. Aye.
SPEAKER_01I think I mine.
SPEAKER_05Some interpretations such the characters might correspond to the name such as Yi Kang.
SPEAKER_01They used to just hear him can like in clipboards. Can you just die like for you used to look at CDs at Gibby Ross's? Same idea, but it was like pictures. You just got Chinese symbols. Yeah, three of them. Oh mate. And that well I actually got him covered up, but I mean my Scottish I had a Scottish money smoking it giant again, right? And uh I fucking hated it, so I got it covered up. Just I said, give my the darkest to cover up. Heath Ledger and uh Batman. I said I've never even seen it for it's not Henry Kid thing go uh dark enough to cover a hair thing. That's the last. Well I that's the last. I'll never get another thing.
SPEAKER_05No place up the road does uh tattoo removal should just go removed.
SPEAKER_01Ah does that work though, doesn't that get it right removed, does it?
SPEAKER_05It does nowadays the technology nowadays.
SPEAKER_02It's supposed to hood a sea, though, is it? Burning it's burning the skin really.
SPEAKER_01It's quite expensive. But I haven't issued how much it is like. If I thought it would have made a like a decent uh job, I would have rather done that. Oh dear.
SPEAKER_05Alright, so um back to Fatba. Uh SPL Friday night with Rangers, Stun United. Um first proper uh game for McKenna's new Rangers.
SPEAKER_01Um looked a bit disjointed like that. It was to be expected a wee bit like they played for about ten minutes, I thought. Like the first half, it was pretty even kind of just scrappy, but I was a hate. Nick Hunt was putting two passes ago there can. Looked up still like a bit of a preseason game and did it. Aye, a bit of a running about like keedless chickens, aye. And you give a what daft goal Fernandez. Aye, just s fucking following back. Great finish here, boy. Yeah, excuse me. Timu Holland horrendous hair, isn't it?
SPEAKER_05It is a teen out to the end of the game in our uh Tate Lang.
SPEAKER_01I thought it was funny it was Sutton these days. He shouldn't have he shouldn't have been celebrating that like that. Ken I agree with Sutton Kenny's yeah, he kidnapped him and he'd run a wall like it was a fucking messy finish. But I can have they deserved a lead, but but Rangers played for a ten minute spell after half time for they just started playing really well. He got a goal and then went back to fucking so I was a wee bit of hope for that ten minutes, maybe. Aye, but McInnes is pretty adamant that they'll play a lot better than that. Aye, if they're good finish for I think. I was talking about signing another winger for Hanover is at three and a half million. Really?
SPEAKER_05Didn't they have to offload some of the strikers though? They seem to hear quite if you look like a European team.
SPEAKER_01I think Myorski's nay he's well doing the pecking order, so if you get money for Chimney, you would probably tack out and well I thought he he would look better in that Nadery country. Come on, like I can't be done. Fits his name in the middle of the park for Rangers. I always forget his name. The ivory coat is he for ivory Gassima. No Garsimer didn't hit a great game, but I do like Garsima on his day, especially Ibrox, he's a home player. No eh Diamondi. Oh aye, what a fucking waste of time. I was always a player on your team, you'd like it's just time as aye. I'm not a big fan of Nadry either, but he got an odd door Tremetti like aye. Tremetti should have laid it off, man. Shanklin did was pretty anonymous and I like aye.
SPEAKER_05It's a bit like if he doesn't score, can't you at Dundee United boys you try to do a lofty or keeper?
SPEAKER_01Ah, yeah, just to the end.
SPEAKER_05Put your fit through the bar, man.
SPEAKER_01I know. Just side fitting. Ken, you was like, you either can you do tend to tell you to go across a goalie, but if the camera gave you quite a good angle for his perspective, he could have just spotted it in the right side-fitted it. That's what you would have done in training, eh?
SPEAKER_05You're just thinking, oh one one, I could score one in here and get mark it cute. I would have put it to the keeper.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I'm gonna look amazing. And it did if you pull it off, it does, but play percentages for me. Aye. Do you get if you're his manager, do you give me a cunt in front? Um no. No, I think I would. Would you? I'd give him if he if he did, if he put his laces through it or if he tried to side fit it into a corner and missed, I would I would have maybe said we've got a score in that up situation. But the why he's trying to do it, try to be clever, I think I would roast him for that.
SPEAKER_05I th I I wouldn't have roasted him because I think he can't himself that he'd made a wrong choice, and I think he'll do it again. Well, I would have marked her.
SPEAKER_01They'll learn for every mistakes, man.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But you're nay, but I think if you're a manager, you're nay telling him you're also telling other folk you can do that, try these clever things, and I'm negative saying it. So if you let hammer while we're still not the best of them, the same thing. Can you not play that right? Don't you know? I think shake up at hand, it'll be a close game. And I think it was, it was it turned out to be a pretty close game. First five, six games, they're out of the same abdis putting the energy in the it's a high energy game, but no equality in it though.
SPEAKER_05No, okay.
SPEAKER_01Kind of like you watch the World Cup and you're used to watching like a Spain and how good they are at keeping the bar, and then you go and watch that just straight. Can I watch on a Fitbow since then it's only like 10-15 days ago? Teams turning in the bar so quickly, you're like, fucking hell, is the the levels, the levels are mental, isn't it?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, but you can't expect you your opinion on the I think we maybe mentioned it last week about two Rangers obviously kickstarting the SPL Neg that should have been Celtic We champion champions.
SPEAKER_01Probably you should be raising the flag in the end of the first game of season, aye. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05I think traditionally that would have been it's obviously TV money new because every single game was in TV, was it? Aye, yes.
SPEAKER_01Which is good for Scottish football. I kind of getting every game on, first game. There was a few good games in that kind. St. Johnston game was a decent game. Aye. I never seen it like but it must be four or three. I watched the St. Mirren game. Aye. That was no bad. 2-0. 2-0. Aye. I seen it and it was uh the I just seen it tall. St Mirren missed a really good chance at 1-0 up. The boy was clean through. Seen it to there, and then I I had to do something else. I've seen a bit of Hibbs, Motherwell.
SPEAKER_05Thought it was a good game. Motherwell looked guard right, did it? Do you think after losing the manager and losing somewhere three or four good players?
SPEAKER_01They seem to still be a decent team, Motherwell.
SPEAKER_05You watch a Donster?
SPEAKER_01I did, I watched it. It was a bad watch. Nay, nay's a neutral. I thought it was it's a bad watch in terms of quality, especially in the first half, but it's still entertaining. I find it I found it quite entertaining. I thought hearts looked alright, Ken. They just didn't finish it after the hearts. Nah, the one looked quite comfortable, but no, you're never safe, Ken. You're never safe. And then things can happen at the end of a game. How often do you see it, Ken? Things start happening at the end of a game because you're like, oh, we're nearly here. Ken, this will be a big win for us at Petodre. Hearts and a one-air, and fit is it a living year?
SPEAKER_05Well, that is it 28 games between the two of them. There's never been a way team won. One aye.
SPEAKER_01And you're like, oh well right, I sits this monkey off her back, and the closer it gets to the end, and you can make a mistake, and that's what happened. That's great for everyone. Like you're bouncing at the end of you. 100% you're going for it's the same old shit. Okay, it's different season. When I thought on the left or for it. Oh, I was plenty of folk left. Plenty folk left. But uh sending off. Aye. Ah it was his last man, and he clumsy, a bit clumsy. You see it in the slow mo, you're like, Fuzzy contact, but heck it is, it is a there's no arguments. Yeah. Nay arguments and uh I didn't get Varkham's uh if it was the first goal, oh it was a cross when it and it basically came back and it was a thinking handbag.
SPEAKER_03They were looking, he said can we snatch in there just got on me.
SPEAKER_01The funny thing, it was a Sark's boy, I it handled it's not in there. I just I was like, I've seen this four times, you know. I can't see nothing wrong with it. Let's get going again.
SPEAKER_05Exactly.
SPEAKER_02If you're looking at deep, can try to find oh, is he handed it?
SPEAKER_05Can I job worth three points, man?
SPEAKER_01A good start. And I can't give Eberdonians or Everdonians, are they? Oh, we played free or fourteen. You won a game, man. It's a it's a tough start, hearts. It's a tough start. Three points to the fucking board. There's nothing better than winning your first game. Like it just sets you up fine. We've won the first game, especially while we won it as well. The end kind of massive confidence boost, good bounce in the crowd. Dunk just better bind the water.
SPEAKER_05It's a few percent. We'd have won at 100%.
SPEAKER_01100%. It's not dunk's fault. CO why arc is I was like, Oh, dunk will be bouncing and then thought, couldn't have a minute, he's not all there.
SPEAKER_05And then it became crystal clear.
SPEAKER_01That's how they managed to win.
SPEAKER_03He was thinking to me.
SPEAKER_01Duncan is your stereotypical Liberty Dean fan, really, isn't he? Aye. But he loves Rangers too much to be the typical Liber Dean fan. I see he's put Rangers as uh champions this year, is he? Aye. Mine's nay uh mine my predictions. Well uh you can go through them. I saw I've got Rangers winning the league, but it's mere heart than he'd guess. Maheed probably would say Celtic again. But uh watched Celtic last night. I never seen anyone. I never watched Celtic. I've never interested much. I've been sick enough. Tierney had a decent. You've looked at enough shite this last week. That kind of scores Nadri is it. I'd have a cunt to score, man. Yeah, fuck. Alright, so I'll just quickly, I wouldn't bore you. Uh Rangers top, Celtic second, Hibbs third, Aberdeen fourth, Harts fifth, Motherwell sixth, Dundee United seventh, St. Miran eighth, Kelley ninth, uh Dundee tenth, Falkirk eleventh, and St Johnston bottom. That was my predictions. Uh center and yeah. I think you put it up on the way, did you?
SPEAKER_05I put it up last week, like uh we'll see how it goes, because I was just saying it's first game bye week. Yeah obviously like hearts and Celtics and Rangers and Hibs and all they've still got European games coming up as well.
SPEAKER_01Rangers have got a Jagging. Mm-hmm. Polish team. Aye. That kind of how you pronounce it. And they got them Thursday. Yes, Thursday. Next two Thursdays. Okay. I think if they can get through I think, which will be the tougher the next team they should really win because they they play the winner or some Irish team and some aye, like Europa League, is it? Aye. So if they'll get through a scene, they should get into the league stage, I would have thought. But this'll be tough. They're a younger team. They've got a nice stadium and that but yeah, the stadium plays like Roklaw. Oh, yeah, okay. It's a brand new stadium. Is it? Er they've been doing well in the Polish league last I think they won it a couple of years ago. Okay. Er a bit of a Leicester jaw bank. It was a I was trying to pry some a boy at work. Try to price some info off of ham, but he he says he doesn't really watch much of it nowadays. He's not the Polish lad.
SPEAKER_05It's normally like the ledge pose. No, no, no, that can I win it, don't they? Aye.
SPEAKER_01If it's a big team again in Poland, uh they get worse off. Aye. I think they almost got relegated. Did they? And the last year then the league, like a top eight last six games, could I win a league? So close. Jagging Nola are something as Rangers playing. Okay. I kinda mind if it I'm they good with that stuff. If it's not AC Milan, I'm just gonna go with Polish league, is it? Aye. Polish. It begins with J. Oh. It's a double L and E and an I and an N and I was pausing in.
SPEAKER_05Virginia there wasn't it? It begins with a J. J first Juliet. Jazz Resby. No. Uh Krako. Yeah. But they're playing Thursday anyway. Thursday. And hearts have gotten a Benfica last week of this.
SPEAKER_01Is that their drop dunit? Europa they've got to play Benfica.
SPEAKER_04Oh god, it's painful.
SPEAKER_01So the Celtic play they play the fourth. The last call of fire. Jaglonia. Jagl Jaglonia. Is that how how you use it?
SPEAKER_05Jaglonia.
SPEAKER_01And I'm sure they play the winner of Shamrock or something like that. Nice.
SPEAKER_05Okay. See how they get on. They need a good European runner though. They help him kennis' sign in spending quite a bit of coin.
SPEAKER_01Expect him to get in the league, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Aye.
SPEAKER_01Definitely. We'll see. See how it goes.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. No, but uh, as I said, I watched Silic last night. It wasn't they weren't even convincing. I thought Dundee actually played alright last night. So see how. But as I say, it's still it's only a first game, and could you say 10-15 games?
SPEAKER_01I think we spoke about last year that these teams aren't as far away Rangers and Silic as they used to be, yeah. Aye.
SPEAKER_05It's just that Silicon Rangers find it tougher now to you on the on board we don't say opinion, oh Kelly shining at a season because they're on a grass pitch, and yeah.
SPEAKER_01I could be in fucked because they're aye. Well, definitely there's a Huawei a big advantage for only for sure. But if somebody's still got in them in it, Falkir. Falkirk, they're getting a year's dispensation.
SPEAKER_05I think they'll be straight up doing a season, like so. We'll see. We'll see.
SPEAKER_01You've just waited for that to get going and aye, yeah. Aye. I not really seen much. Uh obviously uh Gomer is uh they're speaking about him getting Arsenal.
SPEAKER_05Ah, they've turned down Arsenal's turned down a bid. Any Arsenal uh Newcastle's turned down a bid, but he'll want to go with Fitzkin on at Newcastle, eh? Fitzkin on got rid of Gordon Gor Gordon's awa, can you go in fucking uh there's about five or six players are there? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Awa just now, so probably Eddie House in the writing in the Y error. He's jumped a four you say this isn't gonna be a we're not gonna be able to compete be Fitzkin on.
SPEAKER_05Probably at uh Southeast thought Ken. We're gonna start throwing money at a club and it's it's negative Canada anywhere. Yeah, there's financial fair play and stuff like that. I can know what it works like Well you look at Chelsea, the Chelsea's just seem to be buying folk left, right, and centre, are they? And same with Spurs.
SPEAKER_02Are they buying Chelsea buying players uh have the bot?
SPEAKER_05Er they they've bought a few, yeah. Well say they've gotten Wellbeck and they've got Henderson in. Ah, but they're free. Well, uh Henderson's are free.
SPEAKER_01Er Wellbeck, how much the Piper wouldn't have been a lot. Yeah. But he's he's pretty, aren't he?
SPEAKER_0535 or something. Surely looking for a bit of experience, like maybe it's just the fact that you you see the amount of squad they've gotten Chelsea in their own fucking eight-year contracts and shit like that. Yeah. See Frank Lamper wants to get Moodrick. Aye. Or Coventry Coventry. Aye.
SPEAKER_01Because he's dr drug things fucking have squashed out of it. Aye.
SPEAKER_05So see if it happens with your hand.
SPEAKER_01Because seemingly the rules change, so like if he'd if it had been newadays, he'd hit such low stuff if ever it was in a system, that wouldn't uh count as a ban new. Wouldn't it? The rules change, so that's why it was squashed. Wow. So he's got a wow. You must feel that. I don't even care to fuck it.
SPEAKER_05Was it like a poor performance enhancing drugs? Not sure if. But it was so low levels, uh it was pretty low levels of it like could poor performance enhancing drugs help you in Fitma?
SPEAKER_01Er stamina sort of drugs would, I would say. Ken like kind to keep you well mine uh gigs and keen and that were convinced that the Italians were on shit. Aye. Because they were breathing through their hoops and you looked at Italians and they in the broke sweat. Sweat, uh. So I suppose if you got er performance enhancements in terms of endurance, a bit like Lance Lance stuff, EPO and stuff that would definitely help you. Didn't real good ban, didn't I? Was that never turning up? That drugs test, man. Aye. So he got 11 months or something, didn't he? That's right.
SPEAKER_05I just didn't how well obviously they are the players nowadays that are so fet on away. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01You'd think that a performance enhancing a drug wouldn't make a a massive odds on the on the players like so kind of like Rio didn't go and he was supposed to go. You think it's better to get done for an ego and then you actually getting found. And folk like me are go, alright, fair.
SPEAKER_05But if you get caught if you go and you get caught, you probably got a longer bar, wouldn't you? A lot of well, you'd get longer in a loving month, wouldn't you? Aye.
SPEAKER_01I'm sure that's how you got. Maybe I'm longer. Anyway. You should get la I think you should get longer if you skip it. Okay. And then if you get found, we aye. Because like if you go and you get caught, you've got c you've got that in your record and that kind of drugs cheat. Aye. But if you skip it, you're not a drugs cheat, you skip the drugs test. But that to me marks is just as bad. But if if then you're encouraging folk to skip it.
SPEAKER_05Aye. So you're doing a while with the But nowadays there's a different regulation, I think.
SPEAKER_01They're just hauling players out the bloody chains rooms and fucking aye, like with the cycling and that we're turning up at Pagatchas at fucking three o'clock in the morning and vinegar at even one in the morning and stuff.
SPEAKER_05But mainly Scotland beating Denmark, fucking teenagon. Aye, and you didn't get celebrating until about five, ten, fifteen minutes later.
SPEAKER_01Well, these things have to be done like that. Aye.
SPEAKER_05Was it another another three weeks or four day? See infantino's fairly fucking hit the tuck back down, is he? Aye. He's um he'll he'll be the job within a year, I think. It's not looking good for him, is it? No. Using the hair last week when we were speaking about he was obviously a wanker of the week like last week with regards to the hair asking for the I didn't understand it though, that's my problem.
SPEAKER_01Kind of like selling half he tried to sell half stuff to obviously the World Cup. Ah Fitzy selling the trophy.
SPEAKER_05Selling he's selling selling the name FIFA to really in a why. Ah, but fit you mean go and explain it to me in layman's terms exactly if he was doing. He was wanting to Kashkowan and FIFA to gain money for invest for investors to come in and pay Fi FIFA to pay their money and for this new um tournament or something like that. He wanted to do uh as a bribe not, but you actually said to some of the countries like well, give uh 30 million as a sweetener if you were to come on board with new investment thing that uh we're getting small deep.
SPEAKER_01Fitzy selling selling fat but selling FIFA. I think it was like twenty-one per cent or something of the other nation. Right? So Fitzzy so Fitz FIFA Fitz FIFA uh Tuckan and the World Cup. So obviously tickets. Tickets, huh? Ticket money. Uh-huh. He's not selling that, is he? Er He's probably s well, if it's a hell lot. Like i every ticket to every game is goes directly to FIFA I don't even care. Sponsorships.
SPEAKER_05So fit else to the merchandise, merchandise sponsorship, just the actual trademarking FIFA on things.
SPEAKER_01Aye. But fit in. How much fuck you see working about with FIFA t-shirts on? Apart from journalists and uh camera boys with FIFA bibs on and shit. That's Panini, isn't it? That's not FIFA's. I think they're selling. Nobody's been able to explain it to me.
SPEAKER_05That alone.
SPEAKER_01I will be worth fucking selling the trophy.
SPEAKER_05Just the hell idea of it, isn't it?
SPEAKER_01They're selling 20%, but I think I can't. But why do they need mind? This can like when I sat down in maths, I just switched up. You can't help it. My brain just goes, no. Never you're not. And some things I would love to understand, but I didn't it just isn't a compute with my fit that we're trying to do. But I'm as enraged as the next guy.
SPEAKER_05I need to kill myself up, I'll get myself up. That's what you do will tell you. Let's try to do this, try to sell.
SPEAKER_01I'm just getting the Abdi's enraged. And you can't do that. So I'm on board with that. Because I have to be. I can't be an infantino side because I can't defend him. Because I'm not getting out.
SPEAKER_03So I hate to be the part of the sheep.
SPEAKER_01But this sounds like it sounds cows. To me, is it sounds like Fitzday and it's no good. No, it's not good. No, I'm against it.
SPEAKER_05He's trying to just mark a quid in for a for a FIFA and probably lying in his own pocket. So just he does just hear it.
SPEAKER_01Plus this that right, I tell you if I I read, right, that uh Kushner was involved, Trump's so it looks to me like he's marking deals with Trump. Aye. That's what it's our boot. Aye. And it's and if he's marking deals with Trump, you better believe it's it's good for Trump. And if it's good for Trump, it's not good for me. Definitely, because there's a relation, is he? Like a read card, I understand the read card thing. I can get on board with Lashnum. Ken. Aye. I invented. That was a disgrace at Reed Card. I'd hell Reed card thing. I understand what's happened there, and that's shocking. But I didn't really understand what's happening with this. But I just can't, it's bad. The hell of things bad, is it? I mean, uh obviously UEFA Kornakh, Abdi El Scott. Yeah, the this just uh fell into place for Cernwell. The thing is, UEFA have got out of the power. Because if you say we're boycotting your tournaments, their tournaments are not worth a fucking.
SPEAKER_05Okay, exactly.
SPEAKER_01Because they've only got Brazil and Argentina after that. Really.
SPEAKER_05Right, yeah. Ken. Well, Shed mine predicted that the the World Cup should be just Abre in Europe and no, but I think he uh I think there's Wardo the P the president of PSG, maybe him gonna up for the president's role of FIFA. Aye. Kind of shake boy.
SPEAKER_01I think it must be quite a tough job though, eh? Has to be like but second you're sitting that seat up, these are he's corrupt. Aye. We can just your armchair guys, he's corrupt. How? I'll go and ask why fitcher evidence. He's just he's just this, just is he telling. He must be, he must be invaluable. If I was the boy of four blatter.
SPEAKER_05I would mention that, we didn't occur. Oh, did you was it youans that spoke about? Uh we try to think if I was a boy of four blatter.
SPEAKER_01I think I can see his face. I'm sure he was an Italian boy. I think he'd blonde sort of hair, he looked affable. But if he's Italian, he's definitely invigled with the mafia. He's liable to be bribed.
SPEAKER_05No, so I think I I reckon if the the role, if he's gonna be in it by the end of the year, like infantino.
SPEAKER_01I hope no. I hope no, yeah. Thank you.
SPEAKER_05I think he's good for Fitbazo. No, you're your name went the World Cup next to World Cup to be similar to Fit Asine with regards to about 64 teams, Ken.
SPEAKER_01You devolue you're starting to devalue it there for me. I hey, I was thinking S is marked out new, I think. There was too much games at the World Cup, was there?
SPEAKER_05A few too much uh got to a point during the World Cup, I was thinking another game, I'm just this point in the in the World Cup, you're looking for a final or something like that. Ken, there was too much games.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like mine in the Champions League from where I was growing up. It's the same idea. Every Champions League game in the 90s, we're like, ooh. Oh fucking hell, couldn't wait for it. It's all big teams. Every every every but now a Champions League, yeah, I forget it's on. Alright. Tuesday, Wednesday. And the Bayern and Bayern and fucking real, they're playing every second week now it is, can't you? It's the same World Cup, can 90 again. Every game you're like, oh yeah, fucker, but now you're a lot of throwaway games, can yeah, means you wouldn't watch it just a grand v fucking Cape Verde, Faz watching that shit. And we shed with they are, can it's alright for the home nations, but as a neutral perspective, you're never really interested in that games, are you? No.
SPEAKER_05Especially when the that kind of teams are so low down in the world rankings and things like that. Yeah, you're wanting the best you're wanting the best 32 teams in the world really to be involved in it. Or as near as can as near as you can get to it. You look at the world rankings and you think it's uh the world rankings are near really correct in the why because you've got South African teams, South American teams playing South American teams, Ken. I think there should be uh a world qualification to get in a World Cup. Aye.
SPEAKER_01Ah, I can. I think it would devalue again if you was just ah the European teams. I think if you made it like that, then the these minnow team can like African teams, some of them would struggle to get in. You need a good I like a wise den, to be honest. Aye, aye.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, like a like if Scotland were in the qualifying, they qualified and they were in the same group as Tunisia, fucking uh Cape Verde, Australia for qualifying. For qualifying for a water club.
SPEAKER_01Well you've traveled a lot of issues there, have you? World's so easy to travel now. Aye, I suppose. I've played a lot of games. Nah, I I I quite like it why it's then. Aye. Every every confederation is given a Europe's still got the chunk, oh it isn't it? Oh, they should hear aye. And then it's the South American teams, and then it goes down for their Africa and then Asia.
SPEAKER_02But Africa's got a lot of good teams now.
SPEAKER_01Aye.
SPEAKER_05Morocco's a good side, and Ghana and Ivory Coast, these teams are they mugs, can't you're missing out on in teams like Italy and the Well, but that's it. I think they have to qualify though, do they?
SPEAKER_01Italy's Italy, they had a qualified sending good enough, guys. Same as us. But we have been lately. Still no word in a manager. I may qualify due to the groups, obviously, but can we been able to get to the major tournaments the last three, ain't we?
SPEAKER_05Yeah. There's no wording on a new manager, is there?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05We've got a game next month.
SPEAKER_01Aye.
SPEAKER_05Aye. Like a North Macedonian. Is it North Macedonia, Switzerland, and Slovenia? That's our group. I thought maybe a thing of McGlenn could be target, but I spoke to a few folks in there. What in McGlynn like what why does he deserve the need to get it after one group? I've never people pleaser.
SPEAKER_01No. But I think it doesn't matter how far they get, folk are getting really policy.
SPEAKER_05You wouldn't like it, wouldn't it like a fucking Martinez or Rafa Benitez? No. You want a a Scottish coach? Definitely named Martinez, anyway.
SPEAKER_01No. Benitez, how interesting he gives you. It's his heart giving it.
SPEAKER_05Well, Stephanie Corn, is he? Aye. The Joyce, right? One could a week. You got a one cut a week this week. Aye. Aye. I've got two.
SPEAKER_01Alright. And the two is uh I think a lot said last week, uh Shed said Vinicus Vinny Vinny Jr.'s a poisonous cunt. Since that's I've never heard of him dean on anything poisonous. He's quite uh He said he said a lot of er instance to be racism and stuff, can I I towards him towards him? Aye I hadn't heard him being like a poisonous boy in the squad or anything like that.
SPEAKER_05He's like he was being top pro for as far as I mind you that thing we we done we uh chuckard the German right back, made a mock of him in a game. German right back. I think he was playing for Bayern and he was at Rayel, and his boy tried to give him a bar, and he was just like taking a piss out of him and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_01Ah but that's on the pitch song that a cockery. I didn't think he's been known to be a Pisons cancer. I think it's maybe with the helmet of Vinny Jr. Didn't he get a mistake in him with Neymar or something?
SPEAKER_05No. Never heard of that. No, no. I'm sure there were stories about Vinny being a about uh obviously with Mer Money and shit like that, suppose any players with Mer Money, like definitely talking about Arsenal, like Hamming left and Saka on the right.
SPEAKER_01I think he wants to come, though, is he?
SPEAKER_05Well big change for him, like they need somebody at Arsenal, do they? I think there's word uh Gokarez Ganawa as well. There's word of him gun to Spain and try to swap ham or something. Alvarez, was it? Alvarez, aye. Strange, strange. Uh my wanker a week, uh two of them, Duncan Shed. Aye, aye. If we're gonna holiday at the same time of year, aye. We really need to wrap a rota for holy leaf. Holiday leaf. We need to at least uh a wee chart up in the wine fine, we can uh book holidays and stuff like that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I could have made all you coins won't like if I wasn't last week, but I thought better than it. Oh we uh three working class boys that are uh fucking sticking up for millionaires.
SPEAKER_05What the fuck is that, Abby? With a wealth tax. They're sticking up for him. Saying we need him in the country to help pay for tanks.
SPEAKER_01Ah, but you say like they're all gonna leave with a wealth tax. A two percent over ten million, which is twenty twenty grand.
SPEAKER_05No, I was looking at the numbers of the millionaires that have left already. Far the gun. Uh probably like places that um Middle East. Aye, great, great place to be anyway. Middle of war. It's stuck normal.
SPEAKER_01Iran's just sending missiles into Dubai here, there, and again. Why the fuck would you go there? Monaco. Would you bring your family here? The Middle East? I can have it worse. Because the government's asking for a two percent levy on on anywhere ten million. I don't know. 20 grand to somebody that's got 10 million pounds in assets is near that much money. So you're you're like Gary Leneker, you're on Gary Leneker's side. Absolutely, 100%.
SPEAKER_02Aye. Jesus, aye.
SPEAKER_01Why I can't why you why you boys are so brainwashed into protecting millionaires and billionaires. Fuck 'em. But you want them to tax us more.
SPEAKER_03No, but if the millionaires get screwed with tax.
SPEAKER_05If the millionaires leave a country, and we're stopped and they're only paying tax. The tax has to come for someone, so they'll they'll lift the tax up in the intro blogs.
SPEAKER_01You think uh we are two percent levy on assets who are ten million, I'd just get to go up and leave a country. I don't think that's gonna happen. Because they've got to go somewhere. Like, like Barrett's, right? Uh say the boy owns Barrett's. He's gonna get up Barrett's and move it to France.
SPEAKER_05I mean, it's a logistical nightmare, that's no, but it's like you're gonna just pay out 2% and be done with it. It's your your multimillionaire entrepreneurs that are probably if they want to leave, fuck them. Get a cheap hoose. Nah, that's that's the opinion I had that the fact that they would leave and um Joe Public has to then take up fit with their tax money that was far as the tax money get coming if if they leave.
SPEAKER_01Oh, they just thought it's coming fair, no. Yeah, and then we uh we always get burdened with it. Uh if our taxes to go up, it's a working class that gets burdened with it, isn't it? Because we can't afford to jump up weeks. When I got accountants that can fucking can scam the books for us and stuff, it just comes straight off our payroll time. Well, it does for me anyway. I'm I'm the self-employed, it's just just dunking. I'm all I dunk. Alright, swindle the books. That's why you see. I've got no I can it's not very patriotic, is it? East Council call themselves patriot skin. But up and leave a country if they've got to buy 20 grand and ten million assets. Ah, fucking thousands, mate. Thousands. Maybe now we are like folk where you were ten million in assets. I'd again, I wouldn't hazard, I guess. There'd be plenty of them. Plenty of them. But I'll be you'll never get me f fucking fighting their corner. I'd fight your corner, or Shed's corner, don't corner. But if you think I'm sticking Up for it. I think they can stick up for themselves. Like so on the media.
SPEAKER_05They probably don't know about it in the UK, do they? Okay, Rupert Morgaduck's now them the then days. Rupert murdered. Is that of his version? Nah. Sorry, so mine's uh Dunkin' Shed. Um we're gonna get uh Holdi wrote it up for 27 um and we'll put it in so they're now at the same time. So that's mine. I was struggling this week.
SPEAKER_01Aye. Mine's uh so I was in it you'll laugh at scene. I was in it a fucking Tesco's for a Costa. This was Saturday for Name Well Nair Wheel. So large Costa hit a button. So here I look out at the sandwiches. So I'm looking out at the sandwiches, checking them out, and the coffee's pouring. Boy comes in and he goes to go on, it cost that machine realised fuckers he go on, so he's looking at him, he's like, grabs his phone, tacks a fucking tacks a fucking points the cup's coffee pie and I collected the beans.
SPEAKER_03Hi beans, so he clicked it on his phone and fucked off. So you couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. My wife goes, did you see anything? I I was flabbergasted.
SPEAKER_05I couldn't believe it. Oh that's fucking high-level fucking that's cheap art like aye.
SPEAKER_01I didn't care if I didn't mind to do it, because sometimes I didn't mind to do it, can aye but uh because I went away for a sani. I think I had Sani in mind, but once I came back, if it still had a fair bit to go, I would have because I'm still in a boot with then I usually follow out my phone if I'm bored, can and then I'd mind Oh fuck I'll tuck my thing. But who for you?
SPEAKER_03I've said sandwiches. So it's like I can't just did it right in front of me.
SPEAKER_01Did you need you thinking that's your coffee? No, he just he probably didn't look about saying, Oh the boy's fucked off up the shop and then pinged the fucking ping Tina Bean of Bean stole my bean.
SPEAKER_05Fucking bastard. You shouldn't wait for him to get his coffee new house shooter. Bing.
SPEAKER_01I'll take mine in your cunt. I've seen mere stories about the pirate kinshake. A sparrot seemingly watches the fitback, screams at a telly again.
SPEAKER_03You fucking died to gene bastard!
SPEAKER_01No way's tell him I had a few mere stories about his parrot like parrot, huh? Fucking hell shake man alright so he's the switches Alexa off because it just phones him non-stop. Isn't it so seemingly so Gaz was saying like But I think I looked at you've got the your phone prepared with Alexa to be able to do it again or something I can't mind. So I was trying to think 'cause if it phone repaired would be the phone he's already got in his hand, wouldn't it? Aye so I think it must phone him via like WhatsApp uh can through the so it'll use a Wi-Fi in a house to phone him his 5G phone or some fucking kind of an issue. He used to switch that Lex half anyway, it's just the adair seemingly like uh for fuck's sake.
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SPEAKER_05Alright, so it's yours is uh the boy naked for you, isn't it?
SPEAKER_01No, some fucking chukter mealy bastard probably just up for a show, try to sell fucking shite can.
SPEAKER_05Did you bought you any shite during the show?
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_05Burger or thing.
SPEAKER_01No, never bought nothing. Nothing.
SPEAKER_05I heard a burger was like £12 or something like that. Was it we went home for a lunch? Aye, even better.
SPEAKER_01I thought fucking can I said uh chopped pork sandwiches. Oh, lovely. First time I'd had them in ages. Wee bit of salad, cream. Oh lovely. Magic. I like a chopped pork, like in a barp. Aye. Oh aye. Three slices. Three slices of chopped pork. And I can fantasking. Kim, you go to Delhi. I don't care, no weights. No. I just asked for slices. Oh, you can go up and say I had a dozen slices. Aye. I had twenty slices. Twenty slices. We were gone. Aye. Weekend gone. Because er uh Demi likes them in that. Alright, okay. So but if you think three slices each in my bat on a Saturday, at six gone, and then again in a Sunday, that's twelve gone. Aye. Halfway out. That's only four sunnies. I Demi. Aye. Job fucked. So you I could just roll them up like a giant and eat again. Can like how you put them on your salad. You can hit me with a cocktail stick with a bit of cheese.
SPEAKER_05No, I do like chopped pork.
SPEAKER_02It's just just uh the bits of cuttings, is it or something?
SPEAKER_01I'm not sure it is a problem. My mum used to I for now reminds me of a being an apprentice working at Logan's because mum was mucking the sand. She'd either give me chopped pork or uh meat roll. Oh meatrolls magic. It's a bruny kind of colour. Aye. I quite like that in a bit. I prefer the chopped pork.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Aye. Is chopped pork and pork lunch and meat two different things, is it? Fitza? Pork, lunch and meat. Oh, Fidza, I forget how to. I'm sure it's like chopped pork. Aye. I think so. I do like chopped pork.
SPEAKER_01But you it's got to be for a deli. Aye. The chopped pork in a supermarket is fucking bowful.
SPEAKER_05It's nothing like a deli. Lucky here in terms of the a deli cost it costs. Aye, yes. And even the slices of roast beef and you get with a sandwich here. Aye. Fine. Oh, you could stunt out a deli and just order heaps of shit.
SPEAKER_01Aye. See on top of that, a top of that, kind of like your coleslaw and your Thai salad and your coronation chicken and all that shit. Looks amazing, does it?
SPEAKER_05I'm hungry now. I just had fucking uh uh lintel soup and a bat and a bread and night from supper or something. Aye.
SPEAKER_01Is it the same wifey fucking worked at uh the wife your wifey read, she's put there she was there on a VG mate. Stalwarts because they'd be a VG man. They're ballet to bucket you used to mark your sandwiches now. That's right. But they still mark his your sandwiches at Coscutter.
SPEAKER_05You square Coscutter's when he was at Academy, get a sandwich. Aye.
SPEAKER_01Go in for like a chopped pork and salad cream sandwich and you used to like a turkey lettuce turkey, lettuce, cucumber, and uh salad cream sandwich. Aye. Lovely. I like ham and cosla.
SPEAKER_05What aye. Can't remember ham and colesla, like yeah aye. But if you didn't came for uh like a pun a fucking or quarter of fucking chopped pork, if I put sweeties back in the day, were you like Harry Orlandies? Quarter. Quarter, I just asked for a quarter. Fit is a quarter, can't you just get how much you just quarter of fit? A steer? A kilo quarter pun, mm-hmm. Uh you're just hoping you've got enough money. Can fit a quarter is. It's like 30p.
SPEAKER_01So you used to rattle them in the fucking weighing machine sweating, watching the price go up.
SPEAKER_03Uh fucking 30p on the 20. Put a couple of buck, won't we?
SPEAKER_01Uh a few off and put them back in back into the tub.
SPEAKER_05You used to end up just saying he's 50p's worth or a 20p worth or something like that. Yes, yes. Near the end like. Aye, that's what you did, uh. I've only absolutely seen him in uh Murder Call in that weekend. Hi. Hard Lundy. Oh, he's a big bit of stiff kind, is he? Yeah, how old is he?
SPEAKER_01Probably about would he be in his nineties? I think. I'm guessing. Uh legend. Spoke to an old wifey uh Bert Soy from stopped in a big s he said I was back in Hardy S was just an arch through there. Kind of it was not a shop at our arch and you could walk back and then the back of the baker, a Kenzie Baker. Oh aye. That's an all a long, long time ago, then is it?
SPEAKER_05Aye, I bet it's an all, all wifey. Alright, mug-a truth then. You got a mug-through. The mug of truth.
SPEAKER_01So you're at a funeral. So it's after the burial.
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_01Well, uh getting ah after a burial, so Abdi's hanging about. So safe when you got a burial and you're walking there and Ken waiting for him to be roped down into the hole and it's Yeah, you see the grave digger swanning about somewhere. You can this you can pick him at a mile out. Doesn't matter if the grave you're at. That's definitely a grave digger. Usually dressed in a like a like a waterproof or a makeshift sort of mark himself presentable. So like after it's I then folk hang about, do they? Aye. Same way by the back. Aye and yap and they're still again maybe folk in a scene and ages and stuff like that. You stay back and yap and yap for a while. Is there a time for a so he see a gravedigger gets a wee bit closer and closer? You think he's uh it's acceptable for him at some point to go right folks last order, last orders can ring a bell last sentence is it ever acceptable for him to say right folks, time to move on. Nah, nah to know because he's got a job and you give it like kid you need him afraid in burrow's one for the milk. I think his he hints by just walking closer and closer and doing stuff around the boot. Hoping folk will notice come on, we better get going.
SPEAKER_05Move stuff about or throw back a bit of green cloth at two of the dubskins.
SPEAKER_03His last stance is without saying anything, is getting a spad and putting a foot on it and an am on the top and just looking at it and his pals in the distance being digging running he's rolled, he's rolled out the turf.
SPEAKER_05Looking hell. Uh it's a joke or somebody though, is it?
SPEAKER_01Fucking I was wondering, Ken, if you're in the same whole hole. You buy it, do you buy a plot? Do you do you hate it by it pay again? You just need No, you just pay a plot.
SPEAKER_05Py for the plot.
SPEAKER_01Is there a maximum amount of folk you can put in one plot? I'm not sure. I guess maybe three. Three. Three a plot. Three a plot. So you get three for price of one. But you've obviously got a pie for just digging a hole up again.
SPEAKER_05Aye. You pay it for the exhuman, because that means taking up the elbow, but no, you pay for the digging a hole. Aye. Sometimes is the cane that Well, I mean I think if they'll maybe say if you bought a plot, there's gonna be two in this plot, they'll maybe maybe build dig a first hole a bit deeper. I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_01Uh just a while, that was my next question, Mike. You tell me you can answer it. I thought you would take the answers. I think so. So cause like they say six foot under, right? Aye. So if you've got three and you bury a first scene at six, the thirdine's gonna be pretty close, eh? Uh you must say a fit. Must I the width of coffin must be a bit mere fit, no?
SPEAKER_05Depends how long an hour they've been past the waffle as well, because that ground would be sunk.
SPEAKER_02Would it wouldn't I go f that far down?
SPEAKER_01The Tamara'll be rotten, wouldn't they? Aye, coffin tamar. Aye, so if it happens, yeah, like because if somebody's doing you have to dig up, they obviously can't uh dig too far down. Ah, and they've got decaying of it. Aye. Maybe maybe like services put a bit of barrier tape with the top of coffin.
SPEAKER_03Danger, body.
SPEAKER_01So you need the sand and tape.
SPEAKER_03Sandin tape.
SPEAKER_01They put a green blank, uh put green shit on, didn't they? So now like a green felt stuff goes down on top, and I usually maybe that's a tape.
SPEAKER_05Maybe. I'd like to if I get lifted out. I thought maybe it just gets flapped on, I can't. I'm not sure either. Because we'd go through a lot of them. I thought it just gets flapped to or then gets.
SPEAKER_01I'd be interested to spectacular. I'd got heaps of questions for a gravedigger. Like sure look you can't run up on. He doesn't dig a graves, mate. He's undertaker. Ah, but he would probably can't ask him, would he? Kenny Gravedigger. Mind the boy used to play rugby, mate. Alright, Baldy boy, terra. I reckon we still do it. But it was I am. If you turned up a funeral, he was he would wear a jacket. He would wear a long jacket, mate.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Last time I've been here, he's got waterproofs on, kind of like a dark black waterproof screen looking a bit.
SPEAKER_01I've definitely seen him with like a long kind of coke. He's obviously got his probably his dig in clays, but he puts a long jacket.
SPEAKER_06Digging clays.
SPEAKER_03Dungo's on good.
SPEAKER_05Because in the day there must kinda much soil because when if you dig that soil out, you must kinda take a wa some soil away now, would you? Because when you back fill it, it's got to be mere, would it? Obviously the the depth of the coffin and that.
SPEAKER_01Aye, yeah, you take you tea supp.
SPEAKER_05You could either put a puddle top it, maybe flat. Aye.
SPEAKER_01No, you say a lot of folk leave a space, don't they? So like er so and so uh wife of thingy, and then there's a big space, so they're just ready to go and Lorem do nan Efter. Folk have actually I can have gotten then add to the granite, I can add to the right and Efter.
SPEAKER_05There's family members who've gotten um a plot and a gravested up, then they did. That's high level, is it? That's high level, thank you. So they've bought a plot and they've got their gravestone bought. So our hands are ready, so when they pass on, it's just a case of filling out the gravested.
SPEAKER_01Aye. Something morbid, but something just sort of issue you kind of like a bit better tiny as fuck and all we'd I sort of they sort of die.
SPEAKER_02Aye, even though Gravesteen's fucking dead now.
SPEAKER_01I couldn't give a fuck though, can't I mean? Just throw them in the dirt. No, you went fucking doing it differently, you know. I don't care if I don't care. I don't care. You did. You did your dear, do you? It's strange though, is it? Yeah, that's it. That's it. I like it. There's not an F there for that. I that's it. That's it. But like you I think about it like you're sleeping. I love sleeping. So for the rest of your life you're being total happiness.
SPEAKER_05It's a strange leg. Do you believe in life after death? I've absolutely reincarnation.
SPEAKER_01That's it. Forever and ever and ever. Like our snake. That's it.
SPEAKER_05Game over. You didn't cane though. No. Or do you can? There was a boy, uh I was reading a column today, a boy died for 45 minutes. Aye. And he says I could tell if it God looks like and stuff like that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01He's trying to make a buck, is he? Aye. If you're deed and you can your deed, I hope you're comfy.
SPEAKER_03You're sick and you're in an uncomfy place and you can that's it for the rest of your life.
SPEAKER_05That's the only thing about maybe getting buried. Can I just put your deed here in you?
SPEAKER_01Fucking your brain's still working, your eyes is opening, but you can still like your nay breathing, eye organs failed, but you're still your brain's still conscious. Aye. And the pr you can hear them pronouncing you dead now.
SPEAKER_03No! I'm alive!
SPEAKER_01You got locked in syndrome, don't you, Ken? For like Aye. But you're Ken, yeah, and it's happening around you and can you could communicate you just can't communicate or you still hit a pulse. That's worse than death. Locked in. There's a lot of things. Can you see folk are going through that's worse than actually being deed for me? Yeah, like I'd rather be dead.
SPEAKER_05Well, they're not on about Burnham's on about a sister suicide sorting out at some point in the future.
SPEAKER_01Like I was I was times last week, I was like, thung fuckers need guns. I was sick of shrine.
SPEAKER_03That's it!
SPEAKER_05Nah. Nah, nine house. Nay no house, no. No. Um go with my mug of your mug of truth. You done a while ago. Go for it, Mike.
SPEAKER_01I don't mind you stealing my mugs of truth.
SPEAKER_05If there was ten women lined up.
SPEAKER_01That's his name, Mike. You're fucking you're already accusing me, I already I can't we get to say. Can't we get to say test test? That's his name mine. This is Katie's.
SPEAKER_05So if there's ten women in a line and you're blindfolded, could you test pick out your woman? Pick out your wife.
SPEAKER_01By snoggin' oh by snorkel snoggin, is that it? Ah, it's tame, Mike. Alright.
SPEAKER_05Muff dive in the taste test. The taste test. Aye.
SPEAKER_01I think you could, could you? Aye, I think I could. Aye. Aye. I can a the nooks and crannies lumper for us now. So it's really a feel and taste test, is it? It is a feel because you're feeling your tongue and your nose as we allow to use your hand to scan.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, feel about I presume you could You presume I presume that's a rules. You presume that's a rules. I presume you you're blindfolded, but you could smell, taste, taste, touch, barp.
SPEAKER_03You allowed to come out for different angles next time Rob through the knee, dude.
SPEAKER_01Oh, definitely, definitely if you're getting out of that. If you're getting out of that.
SPEAKER_05Definitely.
SPEAKER_01But if it's just taste though. So your arms are tied a hind your back.
SPEAKER_05Aye, and you're sitting doing it, and that's coming being a conveyor belt.
SPEAKER_01Aye, so now you're allowed to ease Kim. Yeah, allowed 20 seconds, can I? Just a tongue. That would be trickier, probably, but I think I still could. Aye. Aye.
SPEAKER_05It's unique, is it?
SPEAKER_01I think so. I think so.
SPEAKER_05Do you think the wife would be the same as you?
SPEAKER_01Easier for them, isn't it? How? Well, it's just this, is it? Because cocks come in our shape different shapes and sizes. I can't fanny do too, but it's easier. Kind of like a oh my move far too wide, that's my bad. Be easy for Lady for me. You're just getting nine hooted men and me. I know, but if Ken, you'd need to be hit ten unhooded guys, like that's too that's too much of a giveaway. Saying that you just take a pulpit bucket. Well, saying that you'd probably notice, would you? Oh, I can. I wouldn't have been ruffling up a sleeve.
SPEAKER_03Like a sleeve rolled up.
unknownNice.
SPEAKER_01Who are ten? I'm probably struggling. I like Ken like a I we're back to our original question. I think you're struggling I think ten you could do it. Twenty or twenty starting really tough, I think, maybe. Because it's just too many variations. Alright. You need to you need to go back and forth, rule them out as you go. Number three again, please. Have you been working? Let me have a little wash for three days.
SPEAKER_03You do a glisser water side of you, would you?
SPEAKER_05That'd be good like a bonnie blue. You could hear a thousand in a day, could you? Would that be a burly bonnie blue?
SPEAKER_01If a bloke was to like a thousand fannies. Aye. No, bonny blues, that's worse. Like letting a thousand different men penetrate you. Like for a woman, it's only one man letting you're only letting one man lick you. So that's no one you're but I suppose it bloke your licking a thousand. It's funnier. That's a big number, isn't it? It's a high. That's mental. Yeah, say a tongue, definitely. Oh aye. A stringy bit under there and bleeding in the hand. Aye. You both pick a like a few.
SPEAKER_05So if looking for nine volunteers for the wife to find away. Can't be picking tranny, isn't that anything? Big hairy hair. Like me. Right, and um buy me a coffee this week. There's only two of us, we'll have to spic them. Um somebody's bought us uh Sophie's bought us a coffee, so thank you.
SPEAKER_01I've been not I was loving it like the Steve-O fucking banter. Like it's pretty funny. Like Abdi slagging Steve-O or Steve or Steve OK. So it is pretty funny.
SPEAKER_05Like thanks, Sophie. Bought a coffee. Uh Michael bought us three coffees. Uh Philip lads, love the pod. On the back of last week's bringing up the nine darter 147, the hole-on-one debate again. Here's a different look. I would change the hole-on-one option for golf with shooting a round of at level par to be a far better representation of how difficult golf is. How would you rank the three in those if those were the options? Also, working through older pods and Dunk rates the golf commentators, and I couldn't let it slide. Laura Davies is shite. And if you know anything about the game, she's a weapon. Cheers. I don't mind her.
SPEAKER_01I think she's alright. And uh neither I came heaps about golf, but uh I shot one over par at golf. Alright? I shot a 71 and Torah's a 70 par, so I wasn't a father of fitting it, so I'd still say uh because you said the hole in one's easiest, would you? I'd say shooting level par again, still the easiest due to what three disciplines. Alright.
SPEAKER_05How about getting a hole in one or shooting a level par?
SPEAKER_01Er pro maybe mere difficult to get a hole in one. Aye. Isn't it less luck involved? Like I was nowhere close to getting a hole in one, but I almost I almost shot level par.
SPEAKER_05But uh thanks for coffee, Mike. Ken Dodd's Dad's dog's deed, his bots of coffee, 8008135, calculator chat. Booblist, boobies, boobies.
SPEAKER_01Byron Byron Red's Bom, bots of coffee, mass. Stevo sucks cocks for bus fares and then walks home. Fuck heart.
SPEAKER_05Someone bought three coffees. Someone's bought three coffees, cheers. Um guys Richie's bought three coffees.
SPEAKER_01Could he die, man? Hi lads. In answer to last week's question for checking your arse after a shite if you're blind, it's easy. I get my guide dog to hell look. Jed is correct, you can feel it's clean. We story for you. A rabbit and a skunk bump into each other in the woods. The rabbit apologizes and says he's blind, so never saw the skunk. The skunk also says he's blind. The rabbit says, due to his eyesight, he has no idea what he is, and the skunk says the same, so decide to help each other. The skunk feels the rabbit and says, Well, you've got soft fur, large ears, fluffy tail, so I think you're a rabbit. The rabbit feels the skunk and says, You've got greasy fur, dirty teeth, bad breath, and fucking stink. I think you're a silly spore. Keep up the good work, lads, monad once. Cheers, gaz.
SPEAKER_05Cheers, gaz Richie. Cheers, gaz. And cheers rubbed these bots of coffee as we'll have to find out for someone and uh that is very much appreciated. That was last scene's coming stall.
SPEAKER_01There you go. I've got uh Steve O'getting's still getting a bit of stick. I think he should come back to stick up for himself.
SPEAKER_05Exactly.
SPEAKER_01I love Steve O's stories.
SPEAKER_05Steve was where are you, Steve? Come back, pal. Um Cheers Fabrice box of coffee. Just to update folk, there is a fantasy league on the go again. Um I think we've got quite a few so far already, like so. Um still a few weeks left. We'll get a wee push. We'll get the predictions up in our for the fantasy. Um the predictions for the prediction for the Premier League. Um we'll maybe get a last man standing as well. Give folk a few different options to get going with the the start of this Premier League. So much fun you are doing, Halton Towers.
SPEAKER_01Friday. Aye. Aye, Friday, we're waiting, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, uh upper own Thursday. Oh aye. Driving down. No, or upper road. We'll come upper road on the Wednesday, back to work on the Thursday.
SPEAKER_05Alright.
SPEAKER_01So I'm gonna be here next week.
SPEAKER_05Driving down.
SPEAKER_01Driving down and back, aye.
SPEAKER_05You're biding close to Milton? Is it Milton Keynes? Is it?
SPEAKER_01We're biding in Norton Towers. Alright. So I think whether it's alright, apart for one day. One of the days supposed to be a bit of fun and ignorance.
SPEAKER_05Is the Hell family gone?
SPEAKER_01Aye, oh wis, our five of us. That's good.
SPEAKER_05Ah.
SPEAKER_01You'll you'll find a roller coaster now. You know? No. I wouldn't have been gonna end. No. Keep up moving. Aye, K loves all that shit. Aye. Ah, just continue the bearance. I enjoy just seeing them enjoy himself. Keep an eye on it, make sure he's behaving.
SPEAKER_05Ah, we're good for kids, like so. Yeah. Good stuff. Good stuff.
SPEAKER_01So we better Wee better looking for trepidation. You can look too much into reviews though, and so you can. Because one boy will say, five stars, best place I've ever been, and then the next person will say, One star, the shittest place ever. Okay.
SPEAKER_05Boy could have been in the toilets and I've been pissing the fleers in the guy and just that one star. But answer's in a tween, huh? Is it Drayton Marner? I suppose that is that another place to not weigh. Is it? There's like guard the rides and stuff. But it's hot is it Harry Potter world at Elton Towers? No.
SPEAKER_01I can have it. I just I'm driving and I'll pack up and back up again. I kneck in that. I kneck in none of the details. No. Nothing. I came with one of the So somebody put in the pot. It was actually somebody messaged Anne saying, oh, the best pool uh is doing it at Otten Towers. Alright. So it was I kind of got my thinking that'd be a good place to go. Okay. That was years ago. So that's what we've been doing. Oh well. So we'll save it like if it's shite when I go back.
SPEAKER_05No, simple as that. You didn't occur until you get a bash. Aye. Good stuff. Well, um I'll see you in a fortnight and see you dunking. Shed next week when they're coming back. So a few weeks since you've seen Shedd and Duncan's probably bliss for you. Ah, it's fine. Aye. Another weekend is out.
SPEAKER_01I seen Shedd at the weekend. Obviously, I was each cycling with Hammer Saturday and a Sunday. Oh aye. So how was your cycling to? Fit. Fit day. Saturday. Saturday. I know that's Saturday. I was Saturday before, sorry. No, I was not fit to cycle on Saturday, mate. I wouldn't have got out your fucking non morse, mate. Telling you. Fucking hell.
SPEAKER_05Well, uh good trip of Walmus, um, and uh we'll see you in a couple of weeks. Alright. All right, mate. Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye.
SPEAKER_00No me moleste mosquito. No me molestes, mosquito. No me moleste mosquito. Why don't you go? No me moleste mosquito. Let me eat my burrito. No me moleste mosquito. Why don't you go home?